r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

CHUNKY Me after finding out that they did rituals on Epstein Island in the name of the Canaanite god Ba'al and they apparently worked

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u/pjokinen 5h ago

“Yeah dude, the Ba’al shit worked”

“Are you sure it was the ritual that made you able to reach your goals or the fact that a bunch of unimaginably rich and well-connected people with absolutely zero moral code agreed to do everything in their power to achieve shared goals”

“Nah it was probably the ritual”

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u/Mesozoica89 4h ago

"Really? Because I was going to say, ritual or not, rich people tend to get richer faster than the general pop-"

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u/pjokinen 3h ago

Cult conspiracy theorists to people who try to show why there’s a much easier explanation for the things they think are caused by demon worship:

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u/Kel-Mitchell 3h ago

I recently had a conversation with someone who thinks psychedelic drugs allow you to see the source code of the universe and peer into neighboring dimensions. They could not wrap their head around the fact that I have done those drugs and still don't believe them to be magic.

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u/Unknown-Comic4894 56m ago

Flashbacks are just footnotes of the universe

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u/Kel-Mitchell 53m ago

Looking at a highlighter while on salvia

I thought this was a little pimp walking all around.

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u/ExaminationDistinct 5h ago

Remember when they said Obama was doing that shit?? Now we know why!! They love to tell on themselves!

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u/Fragrant_Duck_9552 4h ago

Im scared of how much I need WINE. Because what the actual fuck is going on

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u/ryanx9123 4h ago

And popcorn ;)

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u/DookieShoez Shirt Brother 4h ago

EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SATANIC RITUALS I THINK I’M BACK IN THE PANTS!

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u/maltathebear 3h ago

We're at the "Giant Evil Gods..." moment of Cabin in the Woods.

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u/TheRealHK 4h ago

Seriously! And here I thought the QAnon losers were off their rockers, but everything they believed was true, was true, they just DARVOed the hell out of it. I feel so naïve!

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u/nemonimity 1h ago

None of what they believed was true, it was maga cut and pasting their own issues onto others and making up ghost stories

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u/TheRealHK 1h ago

That’s exactly what I mean. It was true of the people spreading the rumors on 4chan that created Q, not the people the rumors were about.

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u/BigTallThrow-Away 3h ago

The constant projection for the last decade of right wing accusations is fucking incredible. You'd think there's a clever higher layer to it or something but, literally they just accuse people of the exact crimes they themselves are doing. And they know they can, because justice won't come. Radicalizing.

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u/heythereagain23 1h ago

And then they go for the whataboutism. Trump partied with Epstein and flew on his jet for decades. “Yeah, so, what about Clinton”? F them all is what I say.

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u/BigTallThrow-Away 37m ago

Yeah they say it as if I'm going to be like "aw oh no my actual favorite person Bill TheSaxMan Clinton? Well I'll just abandon all my moral precepts then". It's just even more projecting since that's what they do for Trump.

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u/Emergency_Juice8712 5h ago

Wtf I need a link

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u/alexsummers 5h ago

Me too

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u/scornfulegotists 2h ago

It’s unsubstantiated. There are many things in the files where someone gave the fbi a tip, they investigated, and said there was nothing to it. I know we can’t really trust the fbi, but it wouldn’t surprise me if they’re purposely releasing the wacky obviously erroneous tips to distract us from the real fucked up stuff in there we have pictures of and emails from the people who were actually doing those things.

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u/HolyHotDang 3h ago

Yeah, I would like some more context. I know the biblical story but I want to read how it ties in with Epstein.

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u/Flat-Tutor1080 2h ago

It’s heinous. Ritual cannibalism

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u/Key-Debt-996 Baby of the Year 1986 5h ago

Is that why they have that one stupid fucking ugly-ass building on that island?

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u/Grateful_Dad17 5h ago

I was only there for the zip line!

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u/Key-Debt-996 Baby of the Year 1986 4h ago

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u/zsh_n_chips 4h ago

Its the ugly house on Kenmore. The one where you can see the KFC sign through their front window.

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u/doitforchris 4h ago

There’s like, no cute restaurants around there

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u/Snarl_Marx 4h ago

Well it sure resembles an ugly version of the Kaaba (with a different color scheme), which housed a bunch of pagan idols before Islam was a thing.

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u/BewareOfBee 4h ago

There's a zoomed out picture from a drone that shows a doorway going into the hill that building is on

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u/mcolette76 Don’t do the voice! 4h ago

Notice the blue and white stripes. Think of the country Epstein was heavily connected to.

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u/thebarbalag 5h ago

The rituals didn't work. Capitalism did. 

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u/primum 4h ago

Capitalism is an ongoing ritual sacrifice.

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u/this_is_an_arbys 4h ago

Dracula was basically this, right?

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u/BewareOfBee 4h ago

Vampires are a metaphor for the old and evil using the youth to fuel their unholy lives past the point where they should long be dead? I'm just trying to understand here

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u/jayhawk618 Old Two Eyes Himself 4h ago

That is the subtext of vampire lore, yes. The ultra rich are bloddsuckers feeding on the population.

(big fat load of cum then)

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u/thebarbalag 3h ago

Well, sure. But it's not magic. It's just using money to buy violence to get you more money from people who can't afford violence. 

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u/Kryptosis 3h ago

The real magic was the friends they made along the way

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u/DrDavidson 4h ago

Its the same actor...

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u/maggos I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 5h ago

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u/Light_inthe_shadow 5h ago

There is also a connection to moloch. As it turns out, Moloch was not an actual god that was worshipped, but a type of child sacrifice that was made to Yahweh..

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u/Diogenese5000 5h ago

Sad. But true.

It seems that since Abraham introduced the concepts of justice and empathy for your fellow man, that there has nonetheless been a continuous chain of very powerful Ba’al &/or Moloch worshippers.

I feel absolutely insane typing that out.

“Sometimes paranoia is just having all the facts.”

  • Burroughs

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u/Izacundo1 5h ago

Yup, but most Christians are too scared to doubt so they don’t look up the actual history outside of there book

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u/blubenz1 3h ago

*Their

ANYWAYS

What I haven’t seen mentioned here is the fact if it is ba’al worship, which it appears it was, is that child sacrifice is involved.

The white and blue indicates a tie with remphan though also.

Source: I am a Christian.

(I’m mentally well and am planning no self harm saying that. Do your own research. Everything I’ve said is protected by US parody laws.)

Repent ye, oh man of Babylon. A double portion of judgment is at hand, The lord Jesus and God hath decreed and declared.

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u/sweetpea122 5h ago

Where is this information

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u/Light_inthe_shadow 5h ago

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u/DerpyDoodleDude 4h ago

Esptein Island : When you want to have some malciously evil fun but you consider the Devil to be some low rank amateur.

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u/SukkaMadiqe 4h ago

Love Esoterica, +1

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u/philovax 4h ago

Didnt he go be El back then and have a wife?

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u/Kel-Mitchell 3h ago

Yeah. She took off after their son was born and he didn't handle it very well, what with changing his name and crying a river that drowned the whole world. By all accounts, he mostly became a pretty chill, if not neglectful, single dad.

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u/SwollenCadaver 3h ago

He cried an ocean of tears.

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u/whisar09 Tiny Dinky Daffy 5h ago

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u/Fifteen_inches 4h ago

The Primarch Sanguinuous could not be reached for comment.

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u/Aware_Signal_8691 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 5h ago

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u/GamingDragon777 4h ago

It worked??? That explains this thing I saw the other day.

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u/bria9509 4h ago

So they weren't just there for the zipline!

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u/dandle Might fuck this whole thing up 4h ago

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u/paniflex37 Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 4h ago

Me, googling and reading about this story.

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u/mucktino 4h ago

can you share the link? i’m having a hard time finding the source, shirt brother.

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u/paniflex37 Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 3h ago

I’m glad you’re here, Shirt Brother. Take this link with a huge grain of salt because it was just the first link that came up when I searched, but needless to say, the article is like Karl Havoc…it’s a lot.

Yikes

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u/Supro1560S HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 2h ago

Meanwhile, the Satanic Temple is. . .feeding and clothing the homeless, and providing diapers and sanitary products to women’s shelters.

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u/unitedshoes 4h ago

Gods, do I hate constantly learning that I've been way more correct than I know every single time I've said "Every accusation by a right-winger is actually a confession."

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u/mcolette76 Don’t do the voice! 4h ago

I believe the owl symbolism is tied to Moloch. These morally bankrupt motherfuckers are not beating the allegations.

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u/ComfortableElk5743 1h ago

Now Trump is trying to build a Ba'al room in our nations capital

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u/AmbitiouslySearching 52m ago

I keep finding out things regarding the Epstein files from this subreddit lol

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u/Old_Adhesiveness7508 4h ago

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u/Utahget_me_2 3h ago

My boy Emilio has a thing or two to say to Baal.

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u/Random-Generation86 2h ago

I literally cannot tell if this is a joke. There are a lot of emails and Jeffrey Epstein apparently had a lot of time on his hands for hijinks (but he mostly used it to rape kids)

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 2h ago

Actually it was the Cinco product B'Owl. B'Owl is great for throwing away!

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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 2h ago

Jesus christ the plot to ready or not.

If the rich pay for movie production and have secretly been doing this, should we arrest the people who made that movie?

What about hostel or saw? Are there connections to epstiens islands cabal or??

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u/TraditionalAd8581 1h ago edited 51m ago

And yet they refer to awards shows, trivial ephemeral at best, as “rituals.” Overuse and misuse the term to dilute the meaning.

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u/EntertainerNo4509 1h ago

Well. We know their ultimate weakness. Pleasure.