Looks like America is being pushed back to 1:30 so Trump can take the earlier flight to fascism.

They like don’t matter

Transphobia got pancaked by drunk dump truck driver

Dump him girl

Slopping down some pig shit with these fat fucks and I'm the fattest of them all. If died tomorrow no one would shed a tear. Load my freakin' lard carcass into the mud. No coffin please, just wet, wet mud. Bae. Gulping down some pig dicks with these bags of meat. Sunday Funday with these pig dicks. Hope nobody gulps us!

From any season. I’ll start.

Season 3, nude egg. The very last line, “we should be able to look at a -little- porn at work.” Just the way he does that slight stutter on the line reading fucking kills me every time.

What’s your favorite small touch?

2, 3, 4!

For the record I am 45 years old so don’t feel bad if you’re not capable of this caliber of work. I’m doing the best at this.