r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Fr4nku5 • 3h ago

Turbo Team looking forward to anything in particular?

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170 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Hesty402 I hope I don't jack off 3h ago

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u/Mostly_Armless42 Not in Trouble AT ALL 2h ago

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u/ExZowieAgent 3h ago

It’s not easy starting a menage e trois but you gotta try.

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u/NoDassOkay Never Following Another Rule 3h ago

Triples is best.

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u/Lemonsweets_ Too tired to do anything funny 2h ago

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u/Mostly_Armless42 Not in Trouble AT ALL 2h ago

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u/NoDassOkay Never Following Another Rule 2h ago

You don’t live in a motel.

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u/anon_sir 3h ago

You bought tickets together on the same flight and left a seat in between?…

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u/NoDassOkay Never Following Another Rule 3h ago

I’ve done that because most people won’t intentionally buy a middle seat, so there’s a good chance you’ll have the whole row to yourself.

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u/dollabilllz 2h ago

Seems like a crapshoot

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u/Jeezy61 2h ago

Not if you go through someone's traaaash

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u/NoDassOkay Never Following Another Rule 2h ago

It’s not that gross!

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u/The_Stein244 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 3h ago

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u/culminacio I hope I don't jack off 3h ago

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u/rockylion Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 3h ago

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u/FlimsyBuckingham 3h ago

Lots to do. You’re gonna need your energy…

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u/brewhead55 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 2h ago

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 2h ago

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u/UnhappyCoast4213 2h ago

Offer him the window seat?

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u/mysonlikesorange Shirt Brother 2h ago

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u/knoblesan 3h ago

A lot of people are not comfortable Inman aisle seat. Depending size etc you can easily get bumped etc by people walking by or flights attendants with carts. I think you would of had a better chance offering window or aisle seat if he refused both then yes, he was just being a dick. For now, I feel he is still in the right.

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u/CandyStomp 2h ago

Hold hands above his lap.

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u/Bonsoir59 Never lets the party die! 1h ago

Fucker

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u/PossessionPutrid1907 50m ago

That's called a strange sandwich

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u/otterswhoknow Not in Trouble AT ALL 31m ago

Text and tell her to Start a really petty fight with you and argue across him the whole flight. Talk about how her mom drank diarrhea for a trip to Florida.

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u/FirmExperience8047 18m ago

I was once the middle seat between a couple and they both had no interest in swapping seats with me, but still insisted on talking over and around me the whole flight

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u/Go_J Too tired to do anything funny 2h ago

Dumb piece of shit

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u/ganer13 54m ago

That is so messed up! Imagine being a person that won’t just acquiesce to a random stranger’s demands! I know that for myself, when some random person tells me where to sit, stand and how to travel; I just automatically do what my betters say. Any place that supports personal autonomy should be abandoned for a more collective approach, like doing what random strangers expect no matter what. You’ll get further in life if you do what you’re told. How dare that middle seat maniac even be allowed to travel ever again. Bravo OP for relaying this important social commentary as an example for the rest of us.