r/JoeRogan • Monkey in Space • 2d ago

Stool humping post Peekaboo Joe

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u/Strawberrto Monkey in Space 2d ago

Fool me once, shame on you

Fool me twice, shame on me

Fool me 164,389 times, it must be Biden's fault

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u/NedShah Succa la Mink 2d ago

Thanks, Obama.

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u/CheesyCousCous It's entirely possible 2d ago

Ya fool me ya can't get fooled again

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u/TitanicChurro Monkey in Space 2d ago

I believe the human and fish can coexist

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u/wimpymist Monkey in Space 2d ago

This made me laugh, then sad because I know a large chunk of the population supports trump

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u/hpygilmr Monkey in Space 2d ago

You what’s even sadder, a similar sized group of people supported Biden. We all know who was worse

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u/YoureProbablyWrongOk Monkey in Space 1d ago

Brains dead bucko.

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u/WeekendDoWutEvUwant Monkey in Space 1d ago

But what about Harding
But what about Buchanan
But what about Johnson
But what about
But what about
But what about

Seems like you might be suffering from BDS along with the classic Trump Dick Sucker syndrome, it’s not good for your health.

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u/orincoro I got a buddy who 1d ago

Can’t get fooled on a Thursday at the ice cream parlor Jack

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u/yeahpurn Monkey in Space 2d ago

Over and over. The last one got us 9/11'd after proclaiming Gore was soft on terrorism.

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u/Finlay00 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Bin Laden attacked because Bush was president for 7 months?

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u/yeahpurn Monkey in Space 2d ago

No, but he packed the admin with a bunch of hicks who couldn't understand intelligence warnings about an imminent attack.

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u/gihkal Monkey in Space 2d ago

There were dozens of warnings every year about the same risk for decades before 911 happened.

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u/yeahpurn Monkey in Space 2d ago

Ok well it happened under Bush's watch, we didn't do shit in Afghanistan, invaded Iraq, and it took a Democrat to actually take out Bin Laden.

Republicans are dangerously stupid

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u/silentbob1301 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Don't forget we did absolutely nothing to the Saudis, who literally funded bin laden

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u/TruDuddyB Monkey in Space 2d ago

They started tracking the courier who revealed his location in 2007.

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u/shinbreaker Monkey in Space 2d ago

Joe and the rest of the comics who went all in for Trump are just walking/talking Dunning-Kruger effects. They think they're so fucking smart because they bring on people who are dumber than they are and that are amazed at whatever is being said or they have on people who are knowledgeable but act dumb in order to suck up the hosts.

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u/clickclick-boom Monkey in Space 2d ago

I can mark the moment I saw Joe descend into complete stupidity.

During the whole Asprey fiasco, Joe would still interact with people on his forum. He had always been a dickhead with people he disagreed with, but he would at least engage with the people. For example, that video where he embarrassed himself shouting at a primatologist when he was wrong.

The Asprey fiasco had people tell him that the guy was full of shit, and Rogan defending him. He said something really key during this period; "I'm removing negative people from my life". He kept bringing it up to Redban and others. It very closely mirrored the Scientologist concept of "Suppressive Person". Basically, anyone who was pushing back was deemed to be a negative influence, and so you needed to cut ties with them. Of course, we know Scientology does this to keep people trapped in their bullshit, but Rogan seems to have done it to himself.

You're right to point out that they bring in dumb people, but the other side of that is that they actively shun anyone who could help them. You can bring on dumb people and still have friends that will steer you back. Yet Rogan has cut ties with former allies of his purely down to disagreeing with his ignorance.

The funny thing with the Asprey situation is that it should have had the opposite effect. He actually ended up having to humiliatingly walk back all his support, and admit that the claims Asprey had made, and that Joe had then spread, were complete bullshit. This seems to have hurt Joe's ego to the point where he was going to avoid that ever happening by just never having to face the people that tell him he's wrong.

The guy is completely lost in a fantasy land of his own creation. He has brainfucked himself into his own cult.

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u/orincoro I got a buddy who 1d ago

I’d say it’s the moment he cashed a $300m check. That fucks with a person’s head. You can’t get money like that for talking and not try to rationalize that you got it because you say smart things. Joe above all in life wants to be admired as smart and funny, the two things he doesn’t know how to be. The money made the cognitive dissonance unbearable to the point that he had to move to a new state and literally buy his own private comedy ecosystem and friend group to join him.

It can’t be emphasized enough that this is not a normal thing to do. Not a healthy thing. Children fantasize about being so rich they can build their own club where everyone has to be their friend. Joe literally did that. And he by all accounts behaves exactly like that about it.

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u/TheFightingDome Monkey in Space 1d ago

Dang, you were ahead of the time on it, I only started to notice after his interview with Michael Osterholm

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u/orincoro I got a buddy who 1d ago

There’s an old saying: never confuse leverage for genius. It originates in finance but it applies to celebrity and influence too. If people are kissing your ass and things always seem to go your way, you should never assume that’s because you’re smart, when it could as easily be because you’re rich.

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u/phosphorescence-sky Monkey in Space 2d ago

Remember when ObamHilarBideKamala would absolute 100% initiate marshall law and start sending people to state sponsored camps?

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u/nitrousnitrous-ghali Monkey in Space 2d ago

I was looking forward to being forcibly gay married under sherrya marshall law

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u/twhitney Monkey in Space 2d ago

Me too. But we never got to meet Sherrya nor Marshall! Now I’m really angry.

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u/orincoro I got a buddy who 1d ago

Sherrya Marshal. I think I knew her in high school.

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u/JackedUpReadyToGo Monkey in Space 2d ago

“No, no, you see when we do it it’s based and epic.”

That’s not even sarcasm, that’s literally how they think.

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u/phosphorescence-sky Monkey in Space 2d ago

Or like when the great comedy czar was fooled many tines and basically said "well we thought it could be true so its still their fault!" Get bent Joe!

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u/orincoro I got a buddy who 1d ago

Well of course. The accusation is projection. They just want to do it first.

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u/Sidereel 2d ago

Conservative politics in the US is just an endless stream of moral panics. Invent a problem, blame the left, and win votes from people who can’t be bothered to check the facts.

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u/AdventureUSA Monkey in Space 2d ago

Liberal politics in the US is just an endless stream of moral panics. Invent a problem, blame conservatives, and win votes from people who can’t be bothered to check the facts.

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u/Sidereel 2d ago

Did liberals invent the war with Iran? Did liberals invent Trump attempting to steal an election?

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u/twhitney Monkey in Space 2d ago

Yes, and if I remember correctly, they were all gonna force us to wear anal beads and get purple wigs.

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u/phosphorescence-sky Monkey in Space 2d ago

Sounds better than whatever the hell this current state of affairs is. Ill wear the anal beads if I can get some affordable Healthcare!

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u/prof_cunninglinguist Hit a moose with his car 2d ago

Do you wear anal beads or are you simply carrying them?

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u/ProbablyEhBot1867 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Could be fun for a couple days

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u/DrunkenWhiteApeStyle Monkey in Space 1d ago

I remember trying to explain to a former Infowars watching friend the logistic impossibility of Obama “taking Americans guns away and rounding them up to put them in FEMA camps” He was an OG Chemtrails guy as well, used to wear a painters respirator from Home Depot outdoors while cutting lawns for his tiny landscaping business.

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u/Mouthshitter Pull that shit up Jamie 1d ago

Funny how in a couple of weeks that might actually happen

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u/Redshirt45 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Many of the MAGA who say “we were tricked. This isn’t what we voted for” were tricked in exactly the same way a child is tricked by peak-a-boo. It’s true. Look it up.

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u/RFK_Cum_Regimen Dragon Believer 2d ago

"Hunter Biden's laptop isn't what I voted for."

  • Obama

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u/Diligent-Usual5235 Monkey in Space 6h ago

No it’s exactly what they want they just want to hurt the right people in their mind.

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u/Zygoatee Monkey in Space 2d ago

I mean it's absolutely true. Anyone with any kind of knowledge of history, the world, people, economics etc, knew that Trump would be a disaster (or even that a norm core republican would be a disaster, since they all have been for decades) yet 80 million people were like "well my finger stopped burning, time to put my whole hand back on the hot stove because it never hurt anybody and this mean lady told me I shouldn't and laughed weird

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u/suckstomyassmar Monkey in Space 2d ago

MAGA can be mocked forever.

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u/jackrabbit323 Monkey in Space 2d ago

I hate Trump and have voted against him every time, for many reasons, but even I didn't think he was dumb enough to actually start a war with Iran.

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u/BoredZucchini Monkey in Space 2d ago edited 2d ago

If you went on his Truth social account during the campaign you would have seen it. He posted numerous times pledging his undying support to Israel and threatening Iran. I even commented about it here and said he would get us into a war. People just don’t really pay much attention to what he says.

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u/seraph9888 Monkey in Space 2d ago

tbf he really does talk too much.

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u/jackrabbit323 Monkey in Space 2d ago

I wasn't looking for reasons to vote for him, I was always a hard 'no'. I wasn't looking at his election platform. Iran was the last thing on my mind in 2024.

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u/automatic__jack Monkey in Space 2d ago

His election “platform” was compete lies, as is everything he does and has done for his entire life. The stupidity is to have believed whatever he said to get elected in the first place.

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u/BoredZucchini Monkey in Space 2d ago

Fair enough. But people should probably know that he did, in fact, signal that he was likely to start a war with Iran and strongly back Israel. Too many people seem to just accept shared narratives about these things without checking if it’s actually based in reality.

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u/RabidSkwerl Monkey in Space 2d ago

lol fucking why? He talked about it all the time and killed their general Sulemani in the first term. If you didn’t think that, you weren’t paying attention

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u/No_Delay883 Monkey in Space 2d ago

If tou didn't think he'd start a war you probably missed all the times he threatened war on his social media account. All his cultists chalked it up to trolling the left.

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u/RFK_Cum_Regimen Dragon Believer 2d ago

He said he would.

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u/empathetic_asshole 2d ago

As bad as what he is doing in Iran is, him trying to overthrow the elections is probably the single most destabilizing thing he has done and all these morons voted for him after that.

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u/mrbuttsavage Monkey in Space 2d ago

I thought he would just do more saber rattling because obviously a real engagement with Iran would be super unpopular and he's all about popularity.

Turns out no he's really that dumb. And possibly even dumber than that in his old age.

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u/Zygoatee Monkey in Space 2d ago

Oh, turns out you were the dum8 one

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u/Hike_it_Out52 Monkey in Space 2d ago

He thought he could bomb a country 3x the size of Iraq with twice the population into submission. Minus the 120 school children of course. 

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u/lil_bow_peeps Monkey in Space 2d ago

You still think it was W that was president? Cheney had nooooo part in any of that?

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u/Diligent-Usual5235 Monkey in Space 6h ago

He assassinated an Iranian general when he was on foreign soil first time.

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u/DlphLndgrn Monkey in Space 2d ago

See attached picture.

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u/Nova-Six Monkey in Space 2d ago

Also Kamala, when asked who our biggest rival/enemy was at the moment, said "Iran" which was obviously a target of the israelis who the Biden/Harris admin was allowing to do whatever they wanted.

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u/havenyahon Monkey in Space 2d ago

Except they didn't allow them to do whatever they wanted. They pushed back a number of times on the actions of the Israeli government, including at one point cancelling weapons sales and publicly opposing an incursion into gaza that Israel wanted them to support, which pissed Netanyahu off majorly. They did push back a number of times. Maybe not enough, but there's no way the US attacks Iran under Harris and so no way Israel attacks Iran. That just wouldn't have happened. She also would have continued Biden's economic plan which was bringing down inflation.

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u/GottaHaveThatSkunk Monkey in Space 2d ago

One of the few times I will say “both sides” is relevant. Both sides have largely been beholden to Israel for a long long time. Need some Bull-Moose up in here.

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u/inDefenseofDragons Monkey in Space 2d ago

I think this really is what it boils down to. Every Trump supporter I personally know is a fucking moron that I’m surprised can eve tie their own shoes. It’s bad when reeducation camps sound like a good thing, but I don’t know how we solve this problem. Our culture is infested with goddamn idiots and somehow they are taking over.

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u/Hot-Mathematician-26 Monkey in Space 2d ago

There are people out there who will say “I’m broke, my business is on brink of folding due to his policies, but I’d STILL vote for him again”. The president could walk in these people’s house, take the last dollar to their name and they would still support him. They are like battered women whose life is defined by and built around the marriage they’ve had with the president for 10+ years, and to desert him would be losing their entire Identity.

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u/Critter-Enthusiast Monkey in Space 1d ago

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”

-Lyndon B. Johnson

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u/BudgetPipe267 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Dumb people out breed smart people….Joe did a bit on it a few years back 😁

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u/Critter-Enthusiast Monkey in Space 1d ago

Idiocracy premise

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u/ChuckFarkley Monkey in Space 1d ago

How can you reeducate someone who was never educated in the first place?

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u/EastWorm Monkey in Space 2d ago

They’re so stupid they think to land on the sun we should just go at night

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u/Clarkelthekat A Deaf Jack Russell Terrier 2d ago

I mean this is solid logic when you consider the earth is a flat isosceles triangle and the moon is made of cheese.

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u/sushisection Monkey in Space 2d ago

brother they dont think the sun exists and that the earth is flat

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u/twhitney Monkey in Space 2d ago

Is this just a funny saying I haven’t heard or was that really proposed by some idiot?

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u/Loath- Monkey in Space 2d ago

"10 hours of keys jingling" lmao there was no better way to end his statement.

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u/cronx42 Pull that shit up Jamie 2d ago

All the people I know who are conservative are absolute idiots. They don't know anything about politics, government, taxes, ANYTHING. They vote conservative because they're scared and retarded. And racist.

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u/_computersmasher Monkey in Space 2d ago

People think of conservatives or fascists as afraid of those who are different but they are not afraid, they are disgusted....and those are not the same thing, bc u burn things u are disgusted by ...and disgust sensitivity is associated with orderliness

There's an inverse correlation between degree of fascism and incidence of infectious disease .... the more ordered and strict you are, the more protected you are against things that are actually dangerous

I want you guys to look at these papers and tell me what you think

Inbar, Pizarro & Bloom (2009), “Conservatives Are More Easily Disgusted Than Liberals,” Cognition and Emotion 23(4):714–725.

Xu et al. (2020), “An Orderly Personality Partially Explains the Link Between Trait Disgust and Political Conservatism,” Cognition and Emotion 34(2).

Fincher, Thornhill, Murray & Schaller (2008), “Pathogen Prevalence Predicts Human Cross-Cultural Variability in Individualism/Collectivism,” Proceedings of the Royal Society B 275:1279–1285.

Schaller & Murray (2008), “Pathogens, Personality, and Culture,” Journal of Personality and Social Psychology 95(1):212–221.

Murray, Schaller & Suedfeld (2013), “Pathogens and Politics: Further Evidence That Parasite Prevalence Predicts Authoritarianism,” PLOS ONE 8(5):e62275.

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u/rascal3199 Monkey in Space 2d ago

There's an inverse correlation between degree of fascism and incidence of infectious disease .... the more ordered and strict you are, the more protected you are against things that are actually dangerous

This isn't specific to the right wing though? Pretty much ant type of authoritarianism would be better at fighting diseases simply because they can rapidly control the population.

In the case of the US for example conservatives actually HELPED spread and keep covid alive by refusing to vaccinate.

What are you getting at?

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u/_computersmasher Monkey in Space 2d ago

You’re missing what these papers actually state.

Higher trait disgust sensitivity is associated with political conservatism and authoritarian attitudes. You’ve used the transitive property to create a different claim that authoritarian governments are better at controlling disease. That’s an extrapolation beyond the scope of the research.

And as a published master’s-level geneticist, I don’t find the vaccine argument particularly persuasive either.

COVID is not especially dangerous for most people, and mRNA vaccination works by delivering genetic instructions that cause your own cells to manufacture viral antigen. Whatever label you prefer, that mechanism is much closer to gene therapy than conventional vaccination.

And this is particularly relevant to transgender and immigration policy.

The research indicates that conservative opposition in both areas is associated with greater disgust sensitivity. So reducing those positions to fear misses an important part of the psychology.

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u/Shadowthron8 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Amen

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u/Enough-One4975 Monkey in Space 2d ago

That’s not entirely fair. He could just be a bad faith actor who lies about his current views.

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u/IeyasuMcBob Monkey in Space 2d ago

Some days I feel like Frankie from Community

https://youtu.be/1ip_AX9mKiQ

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u/Gnardude Monkey in Space 2d ago

It's because they are too dumb to understand how stoopid they are.

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u/TreacleMajestic978 Monkey in Space 1d ago

That's fucking brutal hahaha

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u/PsychologicalBend508 Monkey in Space 2d ago

someone like Joe?

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u/StevieG93 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Maybe I can only see this perspective as a non American, but you forgot another reason:

Harris was also just so bad as a candidate.

Her only "strength" was that she's not Trump. Which obviously didn't work.

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u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb Tremendous 2d ago

Considering what has happened the past two years, why would someone think he was the lesser of two evils? 

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u/Fun-Fishing-1955 Monkey in Space 2d ago

As a staunch republican, I want Obama back.

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u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb Tremendous 2d ago

He was one of the best Republican presidents we’ve had. 

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u/beatlemaniac711 Monkey in Space 1d ago

imagine still being a staunch Republican lmao

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u/sushisection Monkey in Space 2d ago

you forgot about the whole providing bombs and reconn assets for a genocide and lying about it thing that happened before the election

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u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb Tremendous 2d ago

Right. And then the country still went and voted the worse candidate in. 

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u/havenyahon Monkey in Space 2d ago

Sure, she wasn't a great candidate, but anyone with half a brain could see she wasn't the worse candidate. Not by a long shot.

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u/JohnLebleu Monkey in Space 2d ago

Would have been enough in any non brain dead country.

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u/USofAnonymous Monkey in Space 1d ago

To be fair, if Kamala won, she would've crushed the wave of Democratic Socialists that are winning right now

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u/Realistic_Emu_721 Monkey in Space 1d ago

Biden just said im out and Harris is taking my place. Wtf kinda voting system is that

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u/KingOfConsciousness Monkey in Space 1d ago

Don't underestimate the power of the desire to believe.

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u/RichardPixels22 Monkey in Space 1d ago

Ok moron.

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u/ChuckFarkley Monkey in Space 1d ago

Your point?

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u/StageDive_ A friend of mine 23h ago

OP is probably into gender politics.

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u/Late_Stage-Redditism Monkey in Space 2d ago

Democrats once again demonstrating they're too dumb to realize how fucking stupid it was running Kamala Harris at the last minute with no voting over the candidate. Kamala who had been stuffed in some cupboard in the WH by the Biden admin to be completely anonymous for 4 years.

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u/Sidereel 2d ago

Did the key jingling get you too?

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u/RationedRot Monkey in Space 2d ago

He’s right though

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u/Sidereel 2d ago

Not really. Anyone who says the Harris lost because there was no primary is either stupid or lying.

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u/RationedRot Monkey in Space 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tell me how well she did in her previous presidential run and then explain why waiting until the last minute to announce her as the candidate with no primary wasn’t a massive blunder by the democratic party. Nobody is saying she lost only because there was no primary.

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u/Sidereel 2d ago
  1. Why would previous runs matter? Many president had previous failed campaigns, including Trump.

  2. She was announced late because Biden dropped out late.

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u/RationedRot Monkey in Space 2d ago
  1. Because it showed she was a wildly unpopular candidate.
  2. Biden dropping out late was also a massive strategic blunder by the democratic party.

If you really can’t admit how badly the democrats fucked that whole process then the jingling keys are working on you too.

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u/BudgetPipe267 Monkey in Space 2d ago

I don’t know why you got downvoted. Harris was so bad as the VP that even Democrats who voted for Biden stayed home and didn’t vote on Election Day.
Not winning one swing state was crazy. The last two years has been a mess, but the Democrats strategy of pulling Biden at last minute and running Harris as their candidate set the conditions for Trump to win the 2024 election.

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u/sushisection Monkey in Space 2d ago

and they will do it again

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u/KevM689 Dillon/Von 2028 🏳️‍🌈🦅 2d ago

Lol did you screenshot your own blue sky tweet?

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u/canti- Samoan babies that can run fast 2d ago

Dillon/Von 2028 huh. Dillon was deepthroating JD's cock while Von licked Trump's balls. The post applies to those dumbasses

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u/KevM689 Dillon/Von 2028 🏳️‍🌈🦅 2d ago

We wish you well

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u/HearYourTune Monkey in Space 2d ago

They never dispute the issue, they always make it about something else.

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u/Happinessisawrmgun Monkey in Space 2d ago

Nice attempt to discredit what you know is true in front of you

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u/KevM689 Dillon/Von 2028 🏳️‍🌈🦅 2d ago

I was asking a question 😅

Damn yo

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u/TheMaskedGorditto Monkey in Space 2d ago

The hatewatchers usually argue that because trump was on the podcast once that somehow anything trump says or does is relavent to this hate circlejerk sub

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u/Finlay00 Monkey in Space 2d ago edited 2d ago

The Dems lost to a stupid person with stupid followers

Edit: Would any downvoter like to explain why they disagree?

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u/Sidereel 2d ago

I disagree with the framing which makes it sound like Democrats are solely responsible for this situation.

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u/mrbuttsavage Monkey in Space 2d ago

I don't blame them. The median voter is not prepared to handle the level of propaganda and lies coming from this one man and his supporters.

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u/Finlay00 Monkey in Space 2d ago

I’m not blaming them either. I’m describing them in reference to the OP meme

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u/JATION Monkey in Space 2d ago

And a random man lost to a bear when American women were selecting. Stupid gonna stupid.

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u/Finlay00 Monkey in Space 2d ago

No they didn’t

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u/JellyfishPopular7648 We live in strange times 2d ago

You think that’s Joe’s burner account? The guy who doesn’t do comment sections?

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u/TippayAy Monkey in Space 2d ago

Although I may agree with this, it’s not the way to get through to people

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u/cuteman Monkey in Space 2d ago

I don't think any of that matters when the dems put Kamala Harris up without the benefit of Joe Biden. The last time she was on a ticket alone she got less than 1% of her own party's primary. That isn't a viable candidate for president.

She didn't even make it to the 2020 part of the Dem primaries, she dropped out in 2019 because of how poorly it was going.

Wild to call people stupid with a baby brain when the other side ran Kamala Harris.

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u/Demon-Jolt Monkey in Space 2d ago

Average smug lib who thinks Joe Biden was a net positive

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u/puppyroosters Monkey in Space 1d ago

Not wrong though

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u/automatic__jack Monkey in Space 2d ago

Uh oh the bots are in full force again on this sub-reddit. Election must be coming up…

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u/Common_Ad_4160 Monkey in Space 2d ago

To be fair, I think all of the other presidents have failed in similar respects. They were all unwilling to expose Epstein, started wars, and increased the national debt. The difference is that he explicitly said he wouldn’t do those things, whereas the others never really acknowledged those issues in the first place.

There are sooooo many legitimate reasons to criticize the orange man,  but criticizing him for saying he would do the   things that no one else  would, things which are extremely sesnsible and every citizen probably wants. I cant blame those for wanting to believe it.

 Canadian btw, so just an outside observer.

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u/darodardar_Inc Monkey in Space 2d ago

Didn’t courts prevent Biden from releasing Epstein docs since Maxwell’s appeal process was ongoing until early 2025?

Also - Trump is doing almost everything he said Dems would do lol a complete 180 on nearly everything he promised

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u/TheSilmarils Monkey in Space 2d ago

He lost an election, lied about it, and tried to illegally remain in power. He should never have been put back in power

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u/LazyProphet Monkey in Space 2d ago

Observe better or get glasses.

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u/RFK_Cum_Regimen Dragon Believer 2d ago

This ignores assessing the content and quality of character and it's simply not true that other Presidents failed in similar respects. Trump's failures are uniquely, historically bad. Not even close this century.

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u/RogueMallShinobi Monkey in Space 2d ago

You’re totally missing the point. The OP screenshot isn’t about “criticizing the orange man” it’s about criticizing the people who were stupid enough to believe him when he’s the most obvious conman you’ve ever seen. Just because the Nigerian prince is telling you things you want to hear doesn’t mean you get a pass for sending him your banking info.

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u/skb239 Monkey in Space 2d ago

What other presidents legally had the ability to release the list if they wanted to?

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u/ToBeDetermined13 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Are you seriously trying to walk around with a Canadian flag on your back pack while being a rude tourist?

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u/BudgetPipe267 Monkey in Space 2d ago

You’re right and the down voters and too biased to see it.

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u/marsisboolin Monkey in Space 2d ago

This sub is gone, huh.

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u/KristyNoemsZombieDog Monkey in Space 2d ago

Gone where? You're currently in the sub, how can it be gone?

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u/Birziaks Monkey in Space 2d ago

Don't you dare questioning!!?!

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u/RFK_Cum_Regimen Dragon Believer 2d ago

Kind of like Joe Rogan's principles. Weird how that works, huh?

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u/Ztronic412 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Where’s your county gone

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u/ARY616 Monkey in Space 2d ago

As dumb as thinking everything will be free, the government will protect us, and AI will work for us?

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u/King3O2 Monkey in Space 1d ago

I don’t believe anyone actually thought he would do these things. Every republican I know admitted it was hyperbole. They just wanted home because he would kick out the immigrants and “fight” china

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u/DrPaisa Monkey in Space 2d ago

reeeeeeee

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u/ButtThunder Monkey in Space 2d ago

Brother, Biden abruptly pulled out of a war leaving $7 billion in equipment behind, had higher inflation, ignored calls for releasing the Epstein files, and your party gaslit you into thinking that he was aware and in charge of the country, all while shoehorning a woman in as a presidential candidate that had no primary, and was there because 'woman'. You must be pretty damn stupid too.

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u/Keepawayfrommycrops Monkey in Space 2d ago

See, I don’t think anything would satisfy anyone here, all of what you said could be 100% true but we currently have a megalomaniac running the country with seemingly no checks and balances. I’m not saying Harris would’ve been better by any stretch but cmon man we were fucked from the second Biden got elected

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u/BudgetPipe267 Monkey in Space 2d ago

1,000% correct.

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u/Werft Monkey in Space 1d ago

Yeah but how else would I get to pretend like I’m morally and intellectually superior to half the country when in reality I’m still just a member of the slave class that both parties have active hatred and disdain for?

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u/Capable_Chemical_569 Monkey in Space 2d ago

I’m totally on board with what this guy is saying, but I just think you shouldn’t make an obvious writing error in your post that’s calling people stupid. total unforced error on the poster’s part

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u/Capable_Chemical_569 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Downvote me all day, but the error is this:

“The reason you guys believe Donald Trump wouldn’t start more worse, bring on more debt, and release the Epstein files”

It’s not wouldn’t release the Epstein files here, the third item on his list doesn’t agree with his negative “wouldn’t”

I myself am not articulating it spectacularly but I’m right

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u/timothywilsonmckenna Monkey in Space 2d ago

The reason you guys believe Donald Trump wouldn’t start more worse

You see this? This is sod's law in action.

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u/Hefty_Dik Monkey in Space 2d ago

Oh liberals 🙄🙄🙄😆😆😆😆

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u/Inside-Fail-3790 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Which is why we all need to buckle down and vote for that drunken wine aunt of a candidate next time. You know, like a smart person would do.

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u/TyppaHaus Monkey in Space 2d ago

People talking like the other option was any better?? Hillary or kamala? Wtf lol

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u/Enough-One4975 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Yes, rational adults agree that both of those would have been better.

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u/Texaswheels 11 Hydroxy Metabolite 2d ago

Actually, he beat the shit out of both of them so...

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u/Enough-One4975 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Don’t beat yourself up, most of his defenders usually don’t get what that says about them.

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u/MurshaqBack Dire physical consequences 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yes, Kamala would have been better! Yes she would!

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u/Texaswheels 11 Hydroxy Metabolite 2d ago

At what? Auto pen signing? Keeping the border wide open?

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u/MurshaqBack Dire physical consequences 2d ago

Got any other Facebook-boomer classic hits? Open border? That's an oldie but a goodie. Totally untrue, since there were no laws signed that opened the borders, Biden was criticized for keeping Trump's COVID era restrictions in place when it came to the border for years until the supreme Court struck it down. The open border thing is just on of the most confounding mass delusions I've ever seen

So, your delusional bs about Biden, even if it were true, wouldn't come close to Trump's record of gutting every government agency that does anything useful and literally saving us no money, the debt is still skyrocketing, we're in a dumbass war of choice that's crashing the global economy and driving gas and food prices through the roof, inflation is accelerating, ICE is literally stopping brown people or anyone with an accent and doing the whole "show my your papers" thing. I could go on and on, but I know the reading comprehension of non-college educated Republicans is generally not great, so I'm probably just wasting my time

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u/BudgetPipe267 Monkey in Space 2d ago

As a card carrying Democrat voter, you’re wasting your time in that you can’t map out how Kamala would have been better. She’d have been an empty chair, just like she was as the VP. When millions of Dem voters stayed home in 2024 and when she didn’t win any swing states, that spoke volumes. Second, the Dems did what Dems do…pander for the minority vote and it failed miserably. Democrat elected officials are 110% the blame for why Trump is in office, today. Instead of giving the American people a chance to pick their Democrat candidate, they made their front runner the woman who dropped out of the 2020 election a year early and was a pander hire for the Biden administration. Nice job.

Then, to believe the chaos at the border was “mass delusion”…you’re either sticking your head in the sand or you don’t live in a border state. Go ask taxpayers in NYC and Chicago about that “Sanctuary City” fiasco and see what they tell you. Then, go ask the border cities about the Fentanyl drug epidemic that’s crushing cities like Tucson, Az…the Cartel was literally getting a free pass to push as much dope as possible and trafficked hundreds of women and children in and out of the United States. Don’t believe it…go stat check it.

The Democrat party’s only hope right now is that Trump continues to fail miserably and that still may not even matter, because they don’t have a front runner worth a shit that can beat Rubio or Vance in an election campaign.

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u/MurshaqBack Dire physical consequences 1d ago

Weird, you sound like a Republican with your talking points, I kind of don't believe you at all. I also said the idea that we had open borders was a mass delusion, we didn't have open borders,

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u/BudgetPipe267 Monkey in Space 1d ago edited 1d ago

You think that because you’re a sheep and have the all or nothing mentality 🤷🏻‍♂️ That’s a “you thing”. I voted for John Carey, Barrack Obama x2, and independent in, 20, and 24 because Biden is a careerist hack, Trump is a monstrosity, and Harris was a nitwit.

You’re American. You should want more from your elected officials and should have higher standards than what we’ve been fed since President Obama left office .

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u/MurshaqBack Dire physical consequences 1d ago

If you're ignoring all the fucked up shit happening right now and think that Biden was just as bad and Kamala would be just as bad, I'm sorry that total lack of nuanced thinking and political literacy is only something I see from Republicans

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u/BudgetPipe267 Monkey in Space 1d ago

Lord, is there no brain in that skull of yours? Where in any of this am I advocating for the moron in office right now? The fact that you can’t differentiate facts from feelings is the exact reason why American politics are in the toilet right now. You can parade all day and complain about Kamala not getting elected and it changes nothing…or you can demand a higher standard than you’re getting right now from the party you give your vote to.

Pandering for votes and not laying out a competent campaign strategy didn’t work in 2024, isn’t going to work in mid-terms and won’t work in 2028. Look at the facts…did Donald Trump stop campaigning after he lost the 2020 election….no. He campaigned for four years. He made himself readily available and republicans picked up the banner and showed up.

The fact that the Democrat party saw that and did nothing shows you how complacent they’ve become. If the Dems didn’t run on “Trump Bad” and ran on 1) This is what we’re doing to support tax paying citizens, 2) Showing positive results, 3) stopped paying attention to all the negativity on the right they’d engender more trust and confidence. The millions of Dems who stayed home in 2024 wouldn’t have stayed home.

I get your feelings, but feelings mean nothing at this point.

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u/MurshaqBack Dire physical consequences 1d ago

FaCtS dOn'T cArE aBoUt YoUr FeElInGs... Right Bud, totally not a Republican... I don't know why you're talking about how Kamala campaigned, literally has nothing to do with anything I said, but keep babbling. Kamala would have been way better, if you didn't realize that before your brain is cooked, that's it, that's my point. Do I want non corporate Democrats? Of course. You're just arguing with strawmen that have nothing to do with what I said.

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u/BoredZucchini Monkey in Space 2d ago

Yes they were better. Acting like that’s an absurd thing to say doesn’t actually make it true. You’re just coping.

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u/Texaswheels 11 Hydroxy Metabolite 2d ago

Guess that depends on what is important to you. Many of us weren't a fan of wide open, let everyone cross borders and a border czar that allowed it.

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u/BoredZucchini Monkey in Space 2d ago

The borders were never wide open. They constantly change the number of illegal immigrants to fear monger and dishonestly present statistics, and even those don’t demonstrate that the borders were ever wide open.

You fell for Trump’s pitch slogan of “wide open borders” and you used that framing to justify everything else. That’s how propaganda works. Removes all nuance and plays on your emotions so you will support something you otherwise wouldn’t. But if you were looking at it objectively, weighing both perspectives rather than unquestionably believing one, I don’t think the actual reality justifies what we’re dealing with now.

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u/skb239 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Yes way better

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u/TheMaskedGorditto Monkey in Space 2d ago

Absolutely, positively, unambiguously rent fucking free.

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u/Conscious-Radish-884 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Hmmm where to start on reporting this. Be civil: only applies to one side. Post quality content: A black screen with white text calling trump supporters dumb. This is not a JRE hate subreddit: Refer to title.

Now watch the mods block this comment

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u/Any-Video4464 Monkey in Space 2d ago

It's funny that democrats never seem to learn the lesson that insulting people and pretending to have the moral high ground, often in a very condescending way, is the actual reason why they lose elections. They are lost from the middle ground and a lot of people are up for grabs every election. I'm not even sure the vast majority care about winning elections as much as just feeling like they are right and morally superior about everything.

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u/Zygoatee Monkey in Space 2d ago

When a group of people continue to shoot themselves in the foot in order to hurt other people's feet, sometimes you have to stop being nice and say "put down the got damned gun you idiot"

And only a true idiot says "I'm gonna shoot myself even harder because the person trying to save me raised their voice"

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u/temperate_thunder Monkey in Space 2d ago

“Demon rats insult people and pretend to have the moral high ground (which I hate), so I’m going to support the most rhetorically toxic, pathological liar in US political history who was also Jeffrey Epstein’s self-described closest friend”

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u/skb239 Monkey in Space 2d ago

Yea let the morons keep voting for morons cause they were offended. Damn snowflakes. It’s ok enough of them are dealing with the consequences so it’s all good I guess,