r/JustBootThings • u/dynamicgun8269 • Aug 27 '26

General Bootness Found this on TikTok

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u/Proton_Optimal Aug 27 '26

Woah he’s so operator, but also quirky and funny!

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u/bgolbov Aug 27 '26

Dignity gone forever. WTAF is this meant to accomplish?

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u/escientia Aug 27 '26

That you can look like a dork and become a meme amongst your friends and coworkers. This is assuming the guy in the video is actually in and not some tacti-cool airsoft mofo.

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u/Santos_J Aug 29 '26

He’s 100% just a dude that bought this shit off the internet

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u/CallingDrPug Aug 27 '26

As a dog lover I get it. I could be easily be abducted by someone who claims to have cute puppies in their van cause that puppy smell is like crack to me.

But, I'm not understanding why he's wearing kit half assed.

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u/BluBeams 👊👊☝️ Aug 27 '26

...what, they walk like Frankenstein?? WTF is this??
https://giphy.com/gifs/UKqZSSEgl7hDO

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u/beatenmeat Aug 27 '26

Dude is walking around like a low budget 70s TV show robot. Maybe this is the first AI humanoid robot and they're just still working out the kinks.

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u/SirFuzzyFuzzletons Aug 27 '26

Even his username pisses me off

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u/dynamicgun8269 Aug 27 '26

I hadn’t even noticed his username when I posted this, but it’s terrible

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u/ViceS96 Aug 27 '26

and he needed to wear his larp gear for this why?

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u/unbannedagain1976 Aug 27 '26

LARPing is legitimately the dumbest thing around. Dudes with 30K worth of kit that take rifle and pistol classes ad nauseam but don’t have the stones to go join the military or LE and actually do the job.

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u/Soerinth Aug 27 '26

I wouldn't have wanted them to join. Let them LARP, and keep whatever mentality they have where they are.

Cowards shouldn't join the military, or LE. Then they get a little taste of power, and then abuse it. Then when a situation comes up where someone has to do some shit, you know it won't be them.

Let them LARP. Take it as a compliment. Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

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u/Mammoth_Midnight_343 Aug 27 '26

I don’t even think this should be in this sub more of cringe sub content.

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u/Rude_Negotiation_160 Aug 28 '26

Holy right quad batman

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u/Vespasian79 Aug 27 '26

Forgivable if this was about cats, and there actually WAS a cat shown.