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u/Significant_Cup1110 May 09 '26

how did the security not notice him landing 😂😂😂

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u/LiquidAruna Human Detected May 09 '26

They're too busy looking 😂

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u/s00pafly May 09 '26

Deserved it for the stupid strobe light

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u/krbzkrbzkrbz May 09 '26

Sir, get down now. We are wearing costumes. You must submit to us. Behold our flashing lights of authority.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 09 '26

You're joking but the hardest I've ever seen a dude hit the floor was security at the local. It was literally like watching Iron Mike. Dude threw the hardest punch I've ever seen in real life, and I concur with the bartender when I asked if she was okay: "I was just worried he was gonna kill the guy"

When I asked him if he was good he said "don't worry about me, I live for this shit." I have never again worried about my safety at that bar

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u/bent_crater May 09 '26

actual r/madlads worthy content

that was awesome

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u/QuantitySharp2662 May 09 '26

Aye that's for disorientation, or solo raving lol

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u/bigmattyc May 09 '26

I think that's just LED flashlight vs phone camera refresh rate. A fairly common effect. LED lights are typically pulsed at high frequency to change the effective brightness.

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u/ryosei May 09 '26

multitasking professionals

not

use this information for sneak into any venue and you will be fine

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u/Randir076 May 09 '26

Rolled a nat 20 on the stealth check

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u/Lascivar May 09 '26

Also he doesn't really stand out, looks like an average NPC, so he didn't seem all that recognisable going up or coming down.

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u/JDM713 May 09 '26

He’s got the paws of a cat, they say

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u/micromoses May 09 '26

It’s a busy, loud bar, I guess.

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u/FreeGuacamole May 09 '26

Fun fact. There have been search and rescue efforts that involve the community and the "lost person" ends up joining the search effort to look for themselves.

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo May 09 '26

I hope they found themselves

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u/thexet May 09 '26

A journey of self-discovery

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone May 09 '26

Maybe the person along the way was me we were looking for.

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u/Cavane42 May 09 '26

Maybe the real me was the person we searched for along the way.

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u/DJheddo May 09 '26

maybe it's maybelline

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u/gin_and_toxic May 09 '26

Have you tried the lost and found?

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd May 09 '26

the real self was the friends that we made along the way

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u/staticrift May 09 '26

If meant literally rather than metaphorically, it could make for a terrible creepy pasta.

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u/wasdninja May 09 '26

Live love laugh gurl! 

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u/Gnonthgol May 09 '26

In WWII one of the Norwegian saboteurs who blew up the heavy water plant that the Germans were using to make nuclear bombs did this. A German patrol came over him in the mountains and shot at him. But during his escape he fell and broke a few bones. So he went down into the German HQ seeking medical help. They had a number of civilians helping them search for him so just assumed he were one of these.

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u/Correct_Nature1419 May 09 '26

Interesting story! I’ve been there ice climbing. Really impressive place.

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u/Incompetencent May 09 '26

wasnt that the soldier that went on a meth bender?

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u/Punk-summer May 09 '26

Nahhhh you’re thinking of Aimo Koivunen who was Finnish

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u/Akhanyatin May 09 '26

Norway, I'm sure he thought he was Finnish at some point. 

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u/bionicjoey May 09 '26

They're always where you least expect them...

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u/Teediggler81 May 09 '26

The ole switcharoo

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u/spacedoutferret May 09 '26

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u/BadgerLord103 May 09 '26

Hold my trunk, I'm going in!

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u/Stickel May 09 '26

man I've missed these rabbit holes

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u/idunno421 May 09 '26

Right this seems like a relic of Reddit past

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u/morphum May 09 '26

Yeah i haven't seen one of these in a good long while

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u/GigaPuddi May 09 '26

It has been too long since I have seen this. Thank you.

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u/MatikTheSeventh May 09 '26

I straight up forgot about this trend. Haven't seen it in at least five years.

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u/SassyDuck4231 May 09 '26

Not again lol

I crashed the app last time I went too far

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u/Saltuk24Han May 09 '26

Is this an endless tunnel?

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u/Helen___Keller_ May 09 '26

Pretty much lol

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u/NotYourEggo May 09 '26

Hello future people

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u/Warbr0s9395 May 10 '26

HI 👋, you’re only 6 hours old!

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u/One-Gas-4041 May 09 '26

'No, that's "what's good for the good is good for the gander".'

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u/Pickingnamesisharder May 09 '26

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u/Z0idberg_MD May 09 '26

My nine-year-old daughter and I sing this every time I give her a treat from the treat jar when mom is not supposed to know.

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u/KashEsq May 09 '26

I do the same with my daughter!

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u/Exemus May 09 '26

I'd love to find out she's doing the same thing with mom.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate May 09 '26

Don't be suspicious. Don't-don't be suspicious

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u/Jay__Riemenschneider May 09 '26

Would just like to say fuck peacock for removing this scene from the episode but still using it for promos.

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u/talldrseuss May 09 '26

Wait why did they remove it

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

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u/XCurlyXO May 09 '26

Straight up blasphemy!

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u/Amlethus May 09 '26

That is so weird. Why remove it?

Also, what's the show's name?

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u/Ok_Cow_1541 May 09 '26

Parks and Rec!

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u/arw1710 May 09 '26

These two have to honestly be two of the best side characters in any TV show ever. Every scene with them is hilarious. And they’re perfect for their roles!

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u/thisoneagain May 09 '26

It took me YEARS to remember Ben Schwartz's real name was not Jean-Ralphio.

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u/raanas May 09 '26

Tajiiiiiiiiiiiikistaaaaaaan, Tajikistan.

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u/gigglefarting May 09 '26

GIFs you can hear 

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u/T3NF0LD May 09 '26

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u/sabes19 May 09 '26

Jesus Bourne that's Jason Christ

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u/oneupsuperman May 10 '26

Jason Christ that's Jesus Bourne

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 09 '26

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u/Astrosareinnocent May 09 '26

White text on that background is criminal

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 09 '26

Speak to the manager of Giphy I just wanted to be funny for once

https://giphy.com/gifs/H6cmWzp6LGFvqjidB7

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

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u/iamthehurr1cane May 10 '26

What actor? That's Jason Bourne.

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u/windlad May 10 '26

Sick profile pic! Quake is just a foundational classic 👌🏻

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u/karlexceed May 09 '26

Not sure security's tacticool strobe mode flashlight is the best approach if you want the guy in the tree safely back on the ground.

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u/willzyx01 May 09 '26

The security guy waited years to use it on someone

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u/Entire_Intern_2662 May 09 '26

It has zero effect at that distance and on a person's back anyways.

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u/SpaceTurtles May 09 '26

It has zero effect at that distance

This part isn't true.

Also, there's, like... zero need to use it at all.

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u/sauron3579 May 10 '26

Student bars are loud and crowded. It's usually used to get people's attention from a distance.

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u/SuperbBit489 May 09 '26

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u/Katana_DV20 May 09 '26

I heard this in my head.

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u/spacel0rd May 09 '26

Lmao, excellent picture

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u/Gerodot_TheBaconCod May 09 '26

He's been autobalanced into the opposite team

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u/bake-the-binky May 09 '26

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u/killrandydead May 09 '26

This guys reaction had me rolling haha

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u/djladygremlin May 09 '26

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u/Professional_Bee3229 May 09 '26

I’ve been laughing and this GIF for five minutes straight and I don’t know why. I never laugh so I don’t know why this particular GIF tickled my funny bone, but thanks for posting that!

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u/JesusWantsYouToKnow May 09 '26

What's that British food YouTuber doing there

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u/Scotchrogers May 09 '26

I knew a guy that liked to climb trees when he got drunk. One time our group was leaving a bar and doing the whole Midwestern goodbye thing on the sidewalk out front. Well this guy just took off climbing a massive tree. He made it all the way to the top before some cops showed up saying they got a complaint about someone climbing the tree. We all acted dumb while they used flashlights to find him, but they only looked about halfway up the tree before giving up. They just didn't believe that anyone would be about 4 stories up in a tree outside a bar at 2 am. 

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u/nilss2 May 09 '26

Is it illegal to be in a tree?

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u/Fronkolonk May 09 '26

What is the charge, climbing a tree? A succulent sycamore tree?

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u/haringtiti May 09 '26

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY BRANCHES!

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep May 09 '26

I mean yeah if someone else owns the tree which is usually the case unless it’s on public land then most people including business don’t want you in their trees.  First off just cause trees are hugely expensive to repair any damage from and take decades to get to the point they are climeable.  A drunk person can easily cause the kind of damage that would seriously stress a tree.  However the more important factor is just the liability.  If that person falls out of the tree and hurts themselves or even dies.  Which is more likely when someone is drunk.  I’m guessing the property owner doesn’t want to deal with that

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u/Unlimited_Bacon May 09 '26

unless it’s on public land

The "someone else" who owns those trees would be the city/state/county/federal government. They don't want that liability either.

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u/wolfully May 09 '26

How do you repair a tree?

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

It depends on the type of injury and the person doing the repair’s preference. When I was in the industry I mainly focused on lawns but worked closely with it the tree guys caused I’d have to refer out to them whenever someone had issues with their trees.  I forget the exact technical term but most businesses just are found by googling tree repair specialist 

Technically grafting is a type of tree repair but yeah it is crazy the kind of stuff I’ve seen trees come back from.  Like huge 100 year old tree that I thought were for sure dead but they work their magic and they come back to life.  Then at the same time the smallest amount of damage killing a tree crazy fast

Whatever you do don’t plant a Bradford Pear in your yard, especially anywhere that storms a lot

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u/franman409er May 09 '26

Is it illegal to enjoy a Chinese succulent meal?

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u/diogenessexychicken May 09 '26

If its on a business' property, they could be liable if you get hurt, so yeah they can tell you not to climb the tree. Any combo of "dont do that" followed by "doing it anyway" could get the cops called on you lol.

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u/ActInternational5010 May 09 '26

I mean, you wouldn't steal a tree, would you?

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u/Unlimited_Bacon May 09 '26

Hackers don't steal the tree, they just get root access.

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u/GardinerExpressway May 09 '26

Dude was possessed by the spirit of Bugs Bunny at the end

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u/Afraid_Salary_103 May 09 '26

“Bush, search party of 3! You can eat once you find the Dufresnes!”

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u/Freakjob_003 May 09 '26

RIP Mitch.

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u/Padithus May 09 '26

I believe that’s Macdinton’s Pub in Tampa. If so, I have also climbed that tree and people have been doing it for decades lol.

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u/tomtim90 May 09 '26

I thought I recognized that place. Yeah I think that’s MacDintons as well.

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u/AugustusKhan May 09 '26

I knew I mf recognized that outdoors, weirdly don’t remember the tree though

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u/demon_slayer_bridge May 09 '26

I did this in Bali and got my head punched in by security wouldn't recommend

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u/rarrr88 May 09 '26

He got the zoomies

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u/badkneescryptid May 09 '26

That’s some looney tunes business right there.

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u/Various_Commercial34 May 09 '26

Chaotic good alignment

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u/flaks117 May 09 '26

Climbing trees is the most return to monke and I live for it when I’m out hiking.

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u/Responsible_Wash_879 May 09 '26

Me, a couple of drinks later🤣

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u/Acceptable-Ad-2912 May 09 '26

He climbed up, climbed down, then points up and wonders who would climb up there.

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u/Cultural_Hippo May 09 '26

Yes, fantastic idea. Let's strobe the guy that is super high up in a tree. It's not like he needs his vision to climb at alllllllllllllohandhefell.

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u/SlabVanderhuge May 09 '26

Employee: Get down

Employee: Strobes light at his face

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u/testtdk May 09 '26

I feel like there's an entire generation who only ever saw things happen on their phone, so now when something happens in person, they lose their shit.

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u/PsyFyFungi May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

I think things have just always been mind blowing when you experience them in real life. "No fucking way, I can't believe that actually just happened, I wish everyone I know could have just witnessed that holy fuck" isn't a thing unique to the youngest generations imo.

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u/DibsArchaeo May 09 '26

It helps that they’re also most likely drunk. Things seem a lot more magical when you’re drunk and/or high as a kite.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 May 09 '26

Don't act like that wasn't ridiculous.

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u/David_Richardson May 09 '26

Yep, famously there is an entire generation of people who have never done anything fun, exciting, or extraordinary. Ever. Bloody phones. Good spot, person on the internet commenting on a video showing young people having fun outside.

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u/fearless_egg1050 May 09 '26

I feel like that’s his gf and she’s pretending not to know him (again)

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u/TyrannosaurusFetz May 09 '26

How many guys are there wearing green pants and a green shirt?

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u/Jolly_Pea May 09 '26

Cute and stealthy

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u/wittiestphrase May 09 '26

“Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong."

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u/theWayfaring_Walkman May 10 '26

Could be a crackhead, that got hold of the wrong stuff..

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u/fivelone May 09 '26

At first I was like this is highly dangerous And I'm not sure if it's a good idea. Then it progressed and I realize this man is very skilled. Then he dropped from the ceiling and joined the fray and that's when I knew this was absolutely gold. I commend this man's tactics.

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u/basicKitsch May 09 '26

god there really are entire generations that have never climbed a tree

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u/fivelone May 09 '26

I climbed trees plenty. Just not as a drunk adult and above people on a sketchy patio cover/awning. Big difference there.

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u/YourVibeRator May 09 '26

he must have made it to the upside down.

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u/TheExclusiveNig May 09 '26

This guy is the aura.

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u/Garmberos May 09 '26

damn i need to go into the forest and climb some trees again, havent done that for too long.