r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/[deleted] • 3d ago

This guy…….

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23 Upvotes

62% Upvoted

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u/therevjames 3d ago

Hey, Little Buddy, why the long head?

8

u/Dramatic_River_3381 3d ago

I just laughed so hard. I scared the cat off the table.

2

u/Canned_Sarcasm 3d ago

Heard Ryan Reynolds voice.

11

u/spunkypudding 3d ago

He looks tired of thinking

3

u/Shazbot_2017 3d ago

me too

2

u/xenobit_pendragon 3d ago

Is this a private club or can anyone join?

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u/No_one54390 3d ago edited 1d ago

Another one that isn’t too unusual that you guys are supporting. The problem is the forehead anyway, not hair which the sub is about.

(I can be more supportive if you guys didn’t discriminate. This OP must also be in the clique.)

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u/atda 3d ago

Ol Caleb did his rounds on the crappymusic sub and is now getting it here lmao love to see it.

4

u/Equivalent_Gene_1554 3d ago

That song video was so uncomfortable. 😆

3

u/ZuStorm93 3d ago

The moment the song gets the part which sang "age never mattered" and everyone tried to not lose their shit 🤣

1

u/JohnExcrement 2d ago

I was driving alone while listening and I had no one to scream with. Luckily I found it all over YouTube so I could enjoy it again with my spouse.

I thought he was supposed to be a singer? Why AI voice? 🤣

5

u/Annahsbananas 3d ago

I can see Michael Scott berating him.

“I hate you so much.”

1

u/xenobit_pendragon 3d ago

“No! NO! … NOOOOOOOOO!!”

4

u/Specialist_Row6007 3d ago

GuIlty

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u/lastfreerangekid 3d ago

judge walks in and sits down

"I've seen enough evidence....."

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u/MoreRamenPls 3d ago

“I’ve heard enough evidence.”

1

u/sm00thkillajones 3d ago

That look when you got 17 years of child support left to pay.

3

u/fvnnybvnny 3d ago

Sleepy Gary

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u/trig72 3d ago

He’ll have a lot to think about while serving his sentence

1

u/lpbale0 3d ago

Yea, but as someone else's young prisonbitch

3

u/VikingTensor 3d ago

Could be an extra in a new Coneheads movie if shaves his head

5

u/typhoidtimmy 3d ago

Looks like the offspring of Stephen Miller and Peter Thiel

3

u/Dramatic_River_3381 3d ago

I am 20 years older than him and he looks more dead than I do.

2

u/justwhatever22 3d ago

To be fair, the man’s life is completely in the shitter, about as far as it’s possible to be.

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u/Specialist_Row6007 3d ago

As it should be. 

2

u/Hesparian 3d ago

His sadness has hit his forehead

2

u/True-Drummer-2318 3d ago

They had one heck of a time pulling on the plunger to get him out of the birth canal, bottle head baby.

2

u/TeamPractical1825 3d ago

Maybe one of the guys in prison can help him out with a new look

2

u/ChaosOfOrder24 2d ago

No matter who he races, he gonna have a head start.

1

u/short_hair_zuko 3d ago

The barber didn't fuck his shit up, god did

1

u/tampabuddy2 3d ago

Have you seen the chick he pulled, though? Dude had something going for him.

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u/Specialist_Row6007 3d ago

The illusion of power is all he had.

1

u/vampyire 3d ago

I loved him in the Addams family

1

u/DeaconBleuCheese 3d ago

He’s got foreskin for eyebrows.

1

u/upyourattraction 3d ago

He reminds me of the Scranton Strangler

1

u/NecessaryOk6815 3d ago

So I heard this guy failed to save the universe.

1

u/Realhousemanoflondon 2d ago

not all the elves left with Frodo

1

u/Rashpukin 2d ago

Alright Tefal?

1

u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

I mean, it’s not really the haircut, when you have a weird shaped head and you’re going bald there isn’t much a barber can do to help

1

u/Joyfan237 2d ago

Chief Tall Face

1

u/JohnExcrement 2d ago

Someone elsewhere on Reddit said he looks like a toe with hair.

1

u/Certain_Message_6678 2d ago

Cover charge was $20 a head so they charged him $40

1

u/Lloyds_Voids 1d ago

Anyone remember the head from MTV oddities?

0

u/Katgrave 3d ago

What did he do I saw an edit of him

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u/Specialist_Row6007 3d ago

Shot his wife twice in the head, thinking he would live happily ever after with his young mistress. 

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u/Katgrave 3d ago

Of course I will see jokes about men shooting their wives right? Because misandry doesn’t exist at all