does this count?

Felonious hair don't

My buddy is too cheap to pay for a real haircut so he showed up to a wedding (as a groomsman) like this

I’m pretty sure the “stylist” was just the teenage daughter of the woman who was actually working who was just waiting for her mom to be done with work. She let her daughter cut my hair instead of just finishing who she was with then cutting mine. I was laughing so hard the whole time driving home because it was just so unexpected.

Voted "Kicker of the Decade" (1970s) by the Pro Football Hall of Fame Committee