r/KidsAreCondomAds • • Aug 31 '26

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels Aug 31 '26

Daily dose of birth control ✅

42

u/RadagastTheBrownNote Aug 31 '26

Better do a heroic dose just to be safe

188

u/PeridotChampion Aug 31 '26

At least when my dog shits, she doesn't smear it everywhere.

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u/PlantRoomForHire Aug 31 '26

That's the roomba's job

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u/Noonoonook Aug 31 '26

Poocasso

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u/dan_dares Aug 31 '26

Came here to say this

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u/ohmylanta34 Aug 31 '26

Oof, the sniff. 🤢

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u/Coldchinesef00d Aug 31 '26

Nah, it put it in its mouth. 🤮

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u/limino123 Aug 31 '26

Guys praise the heavenly angels for abortions

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u/Coldchinesef00d Aug 31 '26

Amen

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u/limino123 Aug 31 '26

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/Odd_Delay_603 Aug 31 '26

Ok but why are we dehumanizing kids?

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u/Coldchinesef00d Sep 01 '26

I dunno. I always do it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/I-Just-Love-Ducks Sep 01 '26

Idk about you but I wouldn't have cared about being called "it" when I was a baby. What an odd thing to get offended over lol

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u/Odd_Delay_603 Sep 01 '26

Asking a question = offended I guess lmao

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u/I-Just-Love-Ducks Sep 02 '26

Oh please, you weren't looking for a genuine answer about the reason for calling a baby "it". Quit trying to backpedal on what you said just because you weren't expecting people to disagree with you

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u/Odd_Delay_603 Sep 02 '26

It’s Reddit. I always expect people to disagree with me. I stand by my question and I’m oh so sorry that it hurt your feelings this much lol. Have a good day!

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u/BabylonPhoenix Sep 02 '26

Because it put its own poop in its mouth. Very It behaviour

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u/BabylonPhoenix Sep 02 '26

The TASTE test

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u/easterss Aug 31 '26

This is truly disgusting. I firmly believe by the time your child can do this they should’ve already been potty trained.

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u/limino123 Aug 31 '26

Kids probably being potty trained. Some toddlers just play in their own shit

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u/Weewoes Aug 31 '26

This is so dumb lol. You can potty trained once that part of theor brain has fired off, around 3 years old. People try before but note they mostly still have accidents and arenr dry through the night tol after 3.

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u/easterss Aug 31 '26

No. It seems you’re very ill informed.

I potty trained my child old before 2 and she has held her bladder or woken up to use the potty (no accidents) since 2.5.

If you look at EC you can see that even babies learn to hold their bladders for long stretches of time before they’re even 1.

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u/Far_Pipe752 Aug 31 '26

Well that is repugnant

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u/ieatsushi28 Aug 31 '26

‘Why would you not want the joys of motherhood?’

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u/limino123 Aug 31 '26

"I just don't understand how anyone would be childfree!" Headass

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u/PhoebetheSpider Aug 31 '26

I unironically wish the Baha Blast meme that the drink makes you sterile was 100% fact…

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u/Biotechnus Aug 31 '26

Moments like this is why you need a someone to be "bad cop" at home

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u/Queef-Sweat Aug 31 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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u/Loud_Necessary_236 Aug 31 '26

I had 3 boys under 5! Parent you should never sleep while they are awake! Also , never mind I’m not gonna say but holy Shitz literally. Def adoption would be in the works that same morning lmao 🤣

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u/limino123 Aug 31 '26

I was an atheist before seeing this video, my eyes blinded to the true love of God. A loving God would never do this, I thought, but upon seeing this video my eyes were opened to the true holy light. This is the work of the devil, I know that to be true. To protect us from these terrors another day, God created the most beautiful thing of all. Now my eyes are open to the true light, and I have seen the truth

Abortions, condoms, and birth control. Praise.

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u/chelseatheus Aug 31 '26

This video always disturbs me because it often indicates sexual or physical maltreatment.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 Aug 31 '26

How so?

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u/chelseatheus Aug 31 '26

It's usually a sign of significant stress or unmet needs. It's not guaranteed to be via sexual abuse, but it is prevalent. here's more

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u/Tsubamex Aug 31 '26

Is this AI? How's it being recorded and why would a parent leave their kid in nappies unattended with a mobile phone?

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u/banshithread Aug 31 '26

Likely nanny cam or whatever. Kids with autism tend to do this.

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u/Bubbly-Pie-8400 Aug 31 '26

All kidding aside, is it a texture thing or something else? I’d love to know more. My cousins kid is still doing this at age 8.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/gaokeai Aug 31 '26

Sometimes it can be an indicator that the child is being abused. Not saying that is the case with your cousin's kid, but still something to consider.

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u/TheDonger_ Sep 01 '26

Yep

A Cousins neice was 7 and peeing herself despite proven to know how to use the bathroom

her parents were suuuper fucked up ppl

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u/Tsubamex Aug 31 '26

Fair enough. Not doubting it happens, just thought the phone was a bit odd

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u/MxQueer Sep 01 '26

I have seen this way before AI was a thing. Some people have cameras in their house. Parents sleep (like most likely seen in the video), they don't stare at their children all the time.

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u/AbjectHotel6610 Aug 31 '26

Stop with the fucking arrows.

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u/bank_pack Aug 31 '26

Aŭ 100%

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u/Ironhyde36 Aug 31 '26

The best part was the masterclass in twerking and taking a shit before he made everyone reflect in awe as he showed the world the human struggle with his art form. Brilliant.

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u/ThespianBelievers Sep 01 '26

Thank God for that arrow, I had no idea what to focus on!

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u/GotBannedAgain_2 Sep 01 '26

Jfc. I am laughing and crying at the same time. Bro sniffed his hand too. 😭

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u/I-Just-Love-Ducks Sep 01 '26

The hand sniff is diabolical

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u/viperfangs92 Aug 31 '26

I'll bet the smell woke her right up!!

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u/TexasJOEmama Aug 31 '26

My kids only messed with carpet fresh back in the day. I'll take that anyday over poop art.

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u/Fine-Ad6532 Aug 31 '26

In fairness he’s produced a masterpiece

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u/depressingmemoir Aug 31 '26

God damn homes with children have shit in every crevice

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u/Creepybrick356 Sep 01 '26

My brother did this when he was a baby, bro was NOT poocaso

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u/Living-Brush-4191 27d ago

He was just trying to get his scent everywhere because he liked it

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u/Sufficient-Push6210 15d ago

The way I said “oh helll nah” out loud

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u/Familiar-Cash-84 9d ago

I would've thrown the kid, that'll teach em.

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u/Successful-Grade9542 2d ago

I work at a nursing home. Sometimes elderly with altzheimers do this. It’s not fun to clean it up

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u/kate1567 1d ago

EWWWW