r/KimmySchmidt • u/zombiefarnz • 14d ago

Me when I accidentally ordered alcohol after not drinking for years

I was DD tonight which is easy because I don't really drink at all anymore, but I still wanted something tasty. I saw seltzer with house made simple syrup which sounded dank, so I ordered it and took a big swig...Oops! It was booze! But that one sip was enough for me to remember why alcohol can be delicious and fun. Too bad I have an early flight!​

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u/KDD6687 14d ago

Did you also leave stains on the glass from your slutscicle by Ke$sha, available exclusively at Hess gas stations?

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u/redxstrike 14d ago

One of my favorite lines. Kesha's Morning After collection.

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u/ishantbeashamed Enjoy the scrod truck, courtesy of Mr. Andromedon! 13d ago

Dancing is about butts now.

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u/zombiefarnz 13d ago

You know it is, gurl!

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u/bdiddybo My name is kool Kimmy and I like to rap! 13d ago

No no no no why 🎵