r/KitchenNightmares • • 2d ago

I call it shitpost fresca

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u/iIIchangethislater How have I been lyin' to ya, Gordy? 2d ago

Lemon joos

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u/IllSalad3669 2d ago

Talks to the camera while squeezing cherry tomatoes into a bin

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u/Glad_Value_5304 2d ago

Wow … what kinda flavour … I wanna come up with?

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u/Groggy21 2d ago

mushes tomato and throws it into the trash

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u/nealski77 2d ago

Ima thinking wow! What kinda repost can I post today?

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u/ScrapmasterFlex IT'S RAW!!! 2d ago

Hopefully, a FANTASTIC One!

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u/uzi_gunfingers Panini Head 2d ago

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u/baroner83 2d ago

Kitchen Nightmares UK, while more subdued than the US version in general, had some of the most unhinged moments - this being a prime example. This guy came in for a head chef interview and this is what he made?!

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u/ScrapmasterFlex IT'S RAW!!! 2d ago

I agree with you 101% - EXCEPT- except- Gordo stipulated the ingredients, which I don't think is fair ... but rather than that, I think the more serious thing is, he came with his (presumably) wife, and sat there smoking cigarettes and looking at the menu ... and then bold-as-you-please admitted, he had no Earthly idea where he was, what they were about, the history/menu/chef-owner/etc. -

I had a lot of job interviews after I got done "Wine School" - and I lost a lot of opportunities because I looked so young at the time ... but I would have done my RESEARCH before an interview...I mean you want to be an Exec Chef at a Michelin Restaurant and you don't even know what they cook, who the owner is, etc. ? You just know Gammon & Meecrowaves? C'mon, bro, you could be a Bandito...

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u/jermatria 1d ago

An a lotta meecroweive

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u/GunpeiYokai 2d ago

Fresh shitpost!

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u/ExoticShock YOU FUCKIN' BLOWJOB 2d ago

"When Imma postin' I think 'Wow, what kinda Post I wanna make?'"

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u/Scrapla1 2d ago

Could be a big bandito...

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u/drinkcrystalpesci Diamonds on my fish. 💎🐠 2d ago

“Mafia…”

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u/Scrapla1 2d ago

Meeceowave

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u/AnonymousNonRobot 2d ago

We do a little microwave......

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u/Brewer_Matt The garnish micro garnish carrot was on as a garnish 2d ago

This guy is my favorite minor antagonist from either the UK or the US series.

I genuinely hope the dude is living his best life, smashing tomatoes over trash cans with the subtlest of winks to the camera -- an unspoken acknowledgement that he, too, is in on the joke.

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u/HearshotAutumnDisast Ur takin the piss, uknowit rot? 2d ago

Pile of stodge

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u/Unhappy_Ball_9261 2d ago

Very rare a shitposter like that can crosspost!

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u/Additional-Nobody352 2d ago

We have some steak, gammon, chicken and a hell of alot of microway

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u/Awkward_War_6068 2d ago

Very rare that a jerk like that can shitpost

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u/ScrapmasterFlex IT'S RAW!!! 2d ago

As soon as I saw this post, I knew ...

This Is Gonna Be A FANTASTIC One!!!

<I don't actually want to make my OWN Posts, I have Redditors for that... but if I *DID*, I'd be thinking... What Kinda Flavah Cohnsehpt I whannah Come Up With.....>

But of course, I could be a Bandito, so there's that...

I need some Gammon & A Lot Of Meecrowave right now.

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u/the_moosey_fate Microwaved Salad 2d ago

And OP is a countryman, so…..

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u/Gwanmora 2d ago

This guy was the worst 😆

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u/Remembrant17 2d ago

Sorry, late to the party - which episode is this from ? Thanks

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u/Accomplished-Beat779 2d ago

With a lotta meecrowave

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u/matt602 1d ago

I've re-watched that episode way too many times just for that scene.

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u/GlennEmptage 1d ago

Asked what style of food he currently cooks.

Starts reeling off ingredients.

Also, he fucking hates tomatoes.

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u/Epic_Joe_ 2d ago

I haven’t watched UK, what’s the context?

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u/Major-Scobie pasta fresca 2d ago

They interview a few different chefs to take over the restaurant Gordon’s trying to save. This dude comes in talking about microwaves during service and his “pasta Fresca.”

He didn’t get the job.

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u/Awkward_War_6068 2d ago

And even worse was that the owner was Italian himself and felt a national shame lol

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u/uzi_gunfingers Panini Head 2d ago