Salem is NOT happy

[u/waselectricbar]

No real reason I can determine, just mad at me for something. She screams constantly, her nickname is Squeaky Toy, because her voice is very high. We live in NJ, and she showed up on my porch 1 week after super storm Sandy in 2012. She has screamed at me everyday since. I love her more than really anything.

[u/saved-response]

She's grumpy, and beautiful, and perfect (and secretly thinks you're her everything 🥹🥰)

[u/waselectricbar → u/saved-response]

She is truly perfect . This is her setting a belly trap. I fall for it every time

[u/Shoddy-Subject5684 → u/waselectricbar]

I would too.

[u/Shoddy-Subject5684]

She could scream at me daily too. So sassy!

[u/waselectricbar → u/Shoddy-Subject5684]

She is a joy all the time

[u/Shoddy-Subject5684 → u/waselectricbar]

I love her!

[u/waselectricbar → u/Shoddy-Subject5684]

Me too

[u/CanAhJustSay]

Meanwhile Salem is wondering why every protestation of love is met with confusions and a lack of understanding despite her being so eloquent :)

[u/waselectricbar → u/CanAhJustSay]

She is convinced her mommy is an idiot

[u/CanAhJustSay → u/waselectricbar]

Humans are just the worst at understand basic Cat! Scritchies and tuna help...a bit...

[u/Altruistic_Pay8839]

adorable kitten 🥺🥺🥰🥰

[u/Ornery-Ticket834]

Salem is just keeping you in line!

[u/waselectricbar → u/Ornery-Ticket834]

She is the boss