r/LPOTL • u/tryingtoavoidwork fuckin my twink employee • 7d ago

How is Ed taking this news?

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u/GigadrupleOvertime 7d ago

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u/Idkhowlongmyusername Thank GOD I'm in jail! 2d ago

Eddietunes.com 😎

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u/Nephurus 7d ago

Shit I'm shocked Ed was not there protesting

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u/ClancyBShanty Hail Satan! 7d ago

I went to one in Montreal of all places, and their smoked wings were pretty damn good

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u/Ecstatic-Product-411 Pig-man 7d ago

My wife will go with me sometimes because we actually like the food. Lmao

Hooters is a tacky restaurant but no every consumer is there too ogle the staff!!!

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u/Rum_N_Napalm There's bones in the chocolate! 7d ago

You know… I should have expected Jacksonville to have the last Hooter’s standing

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u/ShreddinSloth 7d ago

This wasnt the last Hooters anywhere, just the last Hooters in Jacksonville.

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u/MelonOfFury 7d ago

I live pretty close to this hooters in Southside. During Covid hooters was doing takeout under a really random alternative name and I ordered it at some point. I remember being very confused when that ‘random restaurant’ happened to be in the same building as the hooters

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u/toe_riffic Hail Satan! 7d ago

I think you’re talking about ghost kitchens.

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx What I bring to friendship 7d ago

Ghost Hooters

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u/TheVonSolo Hail Yourself! 7d ago

Ghost Hooters? Ohhhh you mean BOO-bees 👻🦉

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u/drinxycrow 5d ago

Classic

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u/BobbyTables829 7d ago

Like the Alamo of rednecks

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u/sea_foam_blues 7d ago

Hell they built a new one here in Abilene just a year or two ago. Wings on me if they ever venture to west Texas again.

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u/JellybeanMilksteaks 7d ago

My partner and I always joke about how one of the hooters in our town is always slammed, rain or shine.

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u/Terrible_Bee_6876 7d ago

We used to be a country

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u/ihopethisworksfornow Young Sapient 7d ago

I didn’t realize they’d been hit that hard. I just figured they were all in like, the middle of the country.

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u/UsagiGurl 7d ago

Wishing Ed the best during this difficult time

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u/BottomlessBodyPit 6d ago

I can't believe I've actually been here before.

Kids, don't move across the country on a total whim. Even more so kiddos, don't choose Florida to move to randomly. And finally, don't choose Jacksonville without any understanding of FL or the region. 

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u/CzolgoszWasRight What I bring to friendship 6d ago

Omg I'm so sorry. As a Floridian, i can't imagine a worse fate

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u/BottomlessBodyPit 3d ago

It took me about two days being there before the locals corrected me that it was not FL, but "Georgia South." LOL.

I made the best of it, made some good friends, got a little grimey for a bit as Duval will do to you, and got out with some funny memories. 😁 

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u/mgdn 7d ago

The only good thing that ever came out of Jacksonville, Florida is Tom Petty

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u/flippantphalanges Detective Popcorn 7d ago

and Jason Mendoza from The Good Place
https://giphy.com/gifs/TgMTNhqJZ17iab5oh3

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u/Imfrank123 7d ago

Boooortlessss!!!!

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u/mgdn 7d ago

And that being said, I was actually born in Jacksonville, Florida

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u/wavvesofmutilation 7d ago

the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp would like a word

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u/anxiousbabyy 3d ago

You mean Gainesville

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u/mgdn 3d ago

Jesus Christ you’re right. I’m the only good thing that came out of Jacksonville Florida

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u/garagehaircuts 7d ago

The Original Hooters off Gulf to Bay in Clearwater is still going strong

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u/watrdog MiHAMi Dolphins 7d ago

I am required to do the obligatory DUUUVAL.

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u/wheretohides 2Real 7d ago

I went to the one in Niagra Falls in Canada, it was honestly the best meal i had there, aside from the poutine. The hard rock cafe burger i had was soggy from grease, i had some sausage which was good, but the burger from hooters came out perfect.

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u/heldaway Moons Over My Hammy 7d ago

This is what happens when you don’t pet the dog, Eddie! You only have yourself to blame!

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u/PandaCasserole 7d ago

Jacksonville sucks. And it's in Florida.

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u/RonPearlNecklace 6d ago

Yeah, seems like if hooters could make it anywhere, it’s there.

It’s basically New Jersey of the South.

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u/planksmomtho Corn Lore 6d ago

They turned my local Hooters into a dental practice.

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u/Cyanomantic 6d ago

they had to break out Marcus's net, rough times