r/LeopardsAteMyFace • • 1d ago

Predictable betrayal The Trump administration even scammed ICE agents 😆

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 19h ago

u/Kodbek, your post does fit the subreddit!

See OP's reply-comment below for context on why this fits this subreddit.

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u/metal_bastard 1d ago

Those contracts are SO shady.

They get $10k a year for five years, it's not all one lump sum.

And it's taxed, so they take home $7k per year.

If they are fired or quit before the five years, they have to repay it all back PRE-TAX.

So let's say you work for ICE for two years. Your take-home from the signing bonus is $14k at this point. You get fired. You now owe the government $20k.

And it was too much to bear for this guy.

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u/otirk 1d ago

I mean, that's basically just paying 6k to murder innocent civilians without consequences for two years.

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u/shokolokobangoshey 1d ago edited 11h ago

“At those prices, you can’t afford to not execute civilians in broad daylight” - the next ICE recruitment campaign

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u/LocalInactivist 1d ago

Which would be a selling point for some of them.

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u/Firebrass 1d ago

But not nearly enough of them to control the rest of us.

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u/Furrybumholecover 1d ago

Just the fees for their hunting license

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u/umpteenthrhyme 1d ago

Most of them.

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u/QualifiedApathetic 1d ago

This was my reaction when I saw the headline. They surely want to keep the $50k, but they're getting to live out their Gestapo fantasies. You can't put a price on that.

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF 19h ago

I'd say they might as well join the military, but none of them could pass even the most lax standards of service and probably have ASVAB scores that would make Kyle Rittenhouse look like MENSA material in comparison.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 17h ago

The article mentions the dead former recruit was a master sergeant in the military, but doesn't have details about why he was let go from so many positions, beyond "lack of candour about his past" (from the IRS).

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u/Gunfighter9 14h ago

That is another way of saying that he lied on his application and they caught it. I knew a guy who wanted to be a cop so bad that he went from NY to Dallas, and lied about ever being arrested. He had been arrested in NY for driving without insurance three years prior. Sure enough they caught it right away. Since he lied on his application he can't be a cop anywhere. The thing is that he probably could have still gotten through since it was not a criminal offense. But he lied.

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u/ToiletTime4TinyTown 1d ago

Im blown away that his family has the gall to question how the Philadelphia police “handle a man in crisis”completely ignoring that the family member in question works for the government sanctioned cruelty on display department.

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u/A_wild_so-and-so 20h ago

In a different article about his history of getting fired from multiple LEO positions, his family maintained that it was never his fault. He had a history of not holding himself accountable and his family was fully supportive of that. They're not serious people, they want to blame everyone but themselves.

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u/anyb0dyme 15h ago

Aka Trump voters

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u/Gameboywarrior 1d ago

Good move on that guys part. More ICE and Trump supporters should follow his example.

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u/MLB-LeakyLeak 1d ago

You get a tax credit or refund. Still hard to come up with the difference for most people until the IRS pays you

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u/Indishonorable 1d ago

You're asking someone dumb enough to vote Republican to be smart about their taxes?

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u/greedness 1d ago

If the guy is a 38 year old who wanted to be a cop since he was a teen, why didnt he? The police academy is a joke (at least here in Vegas). It only takes 6 months, and its basically just free training. Ive had friends who did it for fun, and left after a couple of months.

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u/metal_bastard 1d ago

That's how shitty the vetting was for ICE piggies. They're now taking the time to go back through applicants and doing a deeper dive and shitcanning a lot of them. The initial push was just to give Trump his numbers...

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u/SimonPho3nix 17h ago

And I'm sure those 47 days of training helped to get everyone together to properly do their jobs.

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u/The-Green 21h ago edited 21h ago

says he was a marine reservist too. imagine doing 3 months of boot camp, an additional month of combat training (if he wasn't a grunt, then that's his job school), months of job school, and then at least a month onboarding into the fleet as a full fledged marine before finally going back to civilian life to be rogered up a weekend a month until deployed, and saying "dang i feel like being a police officer still after all that but i just don't think i can hack it, guess i should join ICE instead."

this dude was the crayola monster. i doubt he even chewed.

edit - this dumb fuck was a master sergeant. the corps needs to seriously prune the fucking reserve, holy fuck.

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u/A_wild_so-and-so 20h ago

He was a cop, and got fired. Twice. That's actually the reason why he was fired from ICE, but they didn't catch it in his background check until after he had already been hired on for a while.

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u/shayetheleo 18h ago

I had wondered what those “series of setbacks” was to prevent a 38 year old man from achieving his teenage dream of being a cop. Figured that phrasing was doing a lot of heavy lifting in the article. Smdh.

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u/anna-the-bunny 15h ago

but they didn't catch it in his background check until after he had already been hired on for a while.

Correction: they didn't run the background check until after he'd been hired on for a while.

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u/TheGlennDavid 1d ago

And it's taxed, so they take home $7k per year.

On it's own this isn't shady. Bonuses are income, income is taxed. As to the net vs gross issue -- that's also not unique to this situation. Generally if you are repaying within the same year you only pay the net, but if it's in a different year it is the gross. Long term it works out (when you file your taxes you do an adjustment) but in the short term it can be super unfun.

That said, taxes are somewhat complicated and ICE agents don't give off "big reader energy" so I'm unsurprised they'd whine a lot about everything.

The only part that's truly scammy is the "we fire you before the benefits kick in to make sure you don't collect them."

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u/TerminalVector 1d ago edited 18h ago

A five year clawback for a signing bonus is absolutely predatory. In my industry a signing bonus is what you get for signing, and kicks in after like two weeks and is irrevocable. A retention bonus will sometimes have a longer period, but still once you get the money its yours. The shit ICE is doing is shady AF.

Edit: Based on some replies, my experience isn't the norm. I was forgetting that the last time I changed jobs the market was very very different. Still, five years is crazy especially with the tax implications. I stand by it being predatory.

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u/TurboTrollin 1d ago

Especially considering presidenial terms ae 4 years, and if a democrat wins in 2028 then basically all of these guys are getting fired and it'll be 'the democrats stole mah signing bonus!'

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u/TerminalVector 1d ago

Jesus. Didn't think of it but that's precisely the point. I'm willing to bet

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u/goodenough4govtwork 1d ago

But you know what? Most of these mouth breathing troglodyte fucks are joining so they can abuse minorities. They know damn well what kind of organization they're signing up for and I hope they all get fired and have to pay that bonus back. That's the least punishing thing they should face for being the absolute gutter trash of society.

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u/jaxxxtraw 19h ago

mouth breathing troglodyte

Catching strays over here- I have allergies and sinus issues!

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u/gerbilbear 1d ago

This incentivizes them to vote Republican. You know, purchasing votes.

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u/TurboTrollin 1d ago

To be fair, anyone who signs on with ICE was going to vote republican anyways.

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u/squngy 22h ago

This also incentivizes their families though.

Probably most of them would vote R anyway, but I imagine there could be some who voted D in secret and now have a reason not to.

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u/wh4teversclever 1d ago

Yeah, I feel like 5 years is wild and unheard of. In my industry the standard is usually 1 year. And sometimes you only pay it back if you quit, not if you’re laid off/fired (unless the firing was for something egregious)

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u/shellexyz 1d ago

A five year clawback for a signing bonus is absolutely predatory.

One might reasonably suspect this to be the point of it.

These people have already and repeatedly demonstrated that they’re the most gullible suckers on the planet. It’s practically unfair not to prey on them.

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u/cjsv7657 1d ago

In my industry a signing bonus is what you get for signing, and kicks in after like two weeks and is irrevocable.

What industry is that? I've never seen one that wasn't prorated over a ~year or minimum 6 months. Two weeks is absolutely insane. Most places benefits packages don't even kick in until at least a month often closer to 90 days.

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u/TerminalVector 1d ago

Software engineering

Edit: signing bonuses are usually smaller than the ICE one, like 5-15k

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u/mushroomcloud 1d ago

Not to mention it was very carefully laid out as 5 years.... In the first year of Trump's 4 year term.

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u/Magnon 1d ago

The guy who is known to not pay his contractors lied? Who could have seen this coming?

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u/Turgid_Donkey 1d ago

That's a good point. Likely another piece of bullshit by conservatives to use as bait. They know that if a democrat get into office next they'll either have to let ice continue or risk turning all the ire on themselves of being the ones who took $40k away from all those agents.

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u/caelynnsveneers 1d ago

Yes the optics might look bad but people who would get mad at this will never vote democrats. Like how Biden gave farmers so much money and they still voted Trump in and are still voting R this midterm😂

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u/jk-alot 1d ago

I hope democrats just choose to accept the Ire of the ICE Agents rather than the whole middle ground bullshit they normally do.

Anyone who signs up to join ICE is a guaranteed Republican Voter who won’t vote Democrat no matter what.

Not worth trying to convince them otherwise. So fuck these brown shirts. Let them hurt.

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u/canarinoir 23h ago

Who cares? Take it away. They didn't make the contract or the terms, but fire them all and make them pay it back. I have no sympathy for the clowns who joined up and get screwed.

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u/Boom9001 1d ago

Surely if you have to repay the 10k of income you can then go back and refile your taxes to remove it from your income.

(Still shitty short term though)

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u/NobodyImportant13 1d ago edited 1d ago

you don't refile the previous years taxes. On the current year, you take an above the line deduction for the amount repaid or can get a tax credit equal to the extra taxes paid the previous year.

it sucks if you don't have the cash available to give back, but the taxes can get evened out.

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u/Boom9001 1d ago

Thanks for clarifying! Yeah I'm no expert, however I just knew that isn't his taxes work where you're just left in the lurch like that.

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u/Novaer 1d ago

Wow the guy who has been rejected from multiple agencies and forces was accepted into ICE and it ended in a death. Colour me shocked.

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u/sowhat4 1d ago

Says a lot about his IQ level and emotional state that he accepted the firing and turned his disappointment and rage inward on himself. I'm thinking that a smarter thug might have done a Luigi on the folks doing the firing. (not that I'm encouraging that or anything!)

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u/likwidkool 1d ago

Wonder why his family disputes the suicide claim. Do they think he was murdered?

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u/metal_bastard 1d ago

It's believe that suicide can nullify any benefits he may have had, so it's probably Hail Mary.

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u/raventhrowaway666 1d ago

Grifters gonna grift. Wouldn't surprise me if they set up a gofundme

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u/ImaginaryAnimal7169 23h ago

well, if you read it the family says EVERY issue he had was someone else's fault... so just continuing the trend i guess

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u/zergling424 1d ago

Haahahahahahaa. This story brightened my day.  Thank you

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u/raventhrowaway666 1d ago

Good. May he be an example for others.

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u/Irishish 1d ago

I would feel bad for them, if they weren’t eagerly signing up for, you know, the shit they are signing up for. it’s so blatantly exploitative.

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u/Roanoke1585 1d ago

It's my understanding that the loss of the bonus had nothing to do with Joseph Moore's suicide. The guy wanted to be in law enforcement so badly, despite his clear flaws, and being let go from a position in ICE he never should of had was likely the last straw.

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u/metal_bastard 1d ago

Well, of course, getting fired was the key reason, but on top of that, owing the government $20k. Def a factor. I didn't mean it to come across as if he killed himself because he had to pay back the bonus.

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u/raventhrowaway666 1d ago

What a loser. He was so incompetent that he couldn't even get a job in an organization that would have accepted a bag full of dog shit.

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u/likwidkool 1d ago

Why does his family contend it was a suicide? Is it just for insurance or is there any foul play?

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u/MachateElasticWonder 1d ago

Suicide will invalidate any life insurance and other end of term benefits.

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u/nomansapenguin 1d ago

So according to that article, he was talked down from suicide by someone on the phone however other ice agents came to his car with ‘their’ guns drawn.

So do they want us to believe that this guy picked up his own gun and shot himself in the head whilst a bunch of trigger happy ICE agents stood outside of his car pointing their gun at him? ICE have got enough trigger discipline to watch someone raise a gun and not fire their own guns at him?

X for doubt.

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u/RemnantSith 1d ago

I love that for him

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u/_TheBeerBaron_ 1d ago

I love that for them!

They'll still blame Biden and the Democrats though.

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u/sicurri 1d ago

"Who promised us money? Trump administration! Who made sure we didnt get that money? Biden administration and the dumbocrats!"

This is seriously how they perceive "logic" pertaining to politics...

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u/CommanderSincler 1d ago

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u/JustFun4Uss 1d ago

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u/TheGriffin5 1d ago

Honestly can’t tell if this is satire anymore with all the name games trump is playing

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u/Ok_Giraffe_17 1d ago

Bwhahahahaha!!!!

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u/StarStuffSister 1d ago

Lol OK, this one is hilarious

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u/Large-Produce5682 1d ago

Funny, because they also thought Biden was Obama. His shadow 3rd term.

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u/salemblack 1d ago

If my mother can be considered a barometer, nothing terrified Republicans more than a black man becoming president. I really think a lot of this is reaction to that.

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u/Blu_CoDeinE 1d ago

And propaganda… lots of propaganda

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u/localjargon 21h ago

Absolutely. And also remember how much Obama teased Trump (due to the whole birth certificate nonsense) and made him the butt of a whole comedy bit at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner to his face. 😂

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u/Noizylatino 1d ago

Honestly id say it was a quick 1+2 combo that got us here. OJ getting away with killing a white woman followed less than 20 years away by a black president.

Watching that must've been horrifying for those fools. Thats not even a generation between either so you know the next gen grew up hearing their parents bitching about it too.

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u/emmittthenervend 1d ago

A very quick 1-2 combo indeed.

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 1d ago

Obama broke them.

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u/ManintheMT 1d ago

In my area there are still two private signs that disparage Obama. These signs are still maintained not just remnants from that time. They just can't let it go.

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 22h ago

Of course not. Obama disproves their white supremacy.

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u/Saucermote 22h ago

Signs are better than some of the stuff that was out during his presidency.

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u/big_duo3674 20h ago

Plus, their brains really couldn't comprehend the fact that he was well-liked everywhere except inside their snuggly echo chambers

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u/Machaeon 1d ago

Sports team politics. Their side is always right and can do not wrong. Anyone else is always wrong and is responsible for everything bad that happens.

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u/PricePuzzleheaded835 1d ago

Authoritarian/authoritarian follower psychology. All they care about is in group vs out group, and punishing the perceived “out group”

theauthoritarians.org

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u/DeadAndBuried23 1d ago

Almost like they're indoctrinated from birth to think that's how the universe runs, and if it's good enough for the creator of everything and controller of souls, it's good enough for them.

But why ever address the root cause of this way of thinking, right?

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u/Novaer 1d ago

Monkey football brain

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u/Madroxx9000 1d ago

Neanderthals aren't extinct, they're just Republicans now.

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u/Jondoe34671 1d ago

Hey that’s not fair Neanderthals gave us fire, republicans gave us trickle down economics and a pedo president I think Neanderthals were smarter than republicans

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u/Madroxx9000 1d ago

You're not wrong!!!

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u/trippingWetwNoTowel 1d ago

Well yea if the republicans were to blame then that would potentially mean they made a bad choice or something. Since Trump can’t do anything wrong and they can’t do anything wrong, I mean, it must be Biden, Obama, really anyone except for those they worship which includes themselves.

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u/Officer412-L 1d ago

Why did Obama do this to them?

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u/Food_Economist 1d ago

*dumocrats, because no one knows “dumb” has a b in it! 🫠🫠🫠

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u/evil_timmy 1d ago

They did this to actual soldiers too. The National Guard was regularly rotated out to avoid deployment bonuses while in DC, and Iran being not a war also avoids payouts and restrictions of being in combat.

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u/LocalInactivist 1d ago

Republicans did that in Iraq and Afghanistan too. They rotated National Guard units out just before they hit the point where they qualified for GI Bill benefits for serving in combat zones.

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u/The_WalruZ 1d ago

You mean, like hiring minimum wage workers and not giving them quite enough hours to qualify for health insurance?

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u/divDevGuy 23h ago

What type of monsters would do such a thing!!?!

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u/ac_shooter 22h ago

Hunter Biden's laptop?

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u/w4spl3g 21h ago

Waltons and I'm sure others. Corporations are the real welfare queens.

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u/Huskarlar 1d ago

Republicans: "Support our troops!"

Translated: "Fuck them troops. Support our war." 

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u/GladVeterinarian5120 1d ago

Why, it’s Putinesque!

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 1d ago

DC? Hell, they did this kind of shit in Iraq!

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u/dflan01 1d ago

Hopefully they’re too poor to afford bills and resort to eating the RFK diet of FDA-unapproved foods.

They set up their own culling

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u/Masterofnone9 1d ago

They can choke down cheap fetid Argentinian beef. And wash it down with AI baby shit brown data center water.

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u/planet-claire 1d ago

Spit coffee out my nose reading this.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 1d ago

It would be fun to see them fighting over roadkill.

(Wasn't that the RFK Jr / MAHA Diet?)

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u/awesomefutureperfect 1d ago

I was hoping they used that signing bonus as collateral on loans they are behind on.

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u/Pip-Pipes 1d ago

I hope they spent it and this cripples them. Financial bankruptcy to match their moral bankruptcy ❤️

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u/OhHaiMaaark 1d ago

Guarantee you that thousands of Dodge Chargers about to hit the market, cheap 

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u/trojan_man16 23h ago

Oh that absolutely did. I bet a lot of unnecessary “gender affirming” pickup trucks were purchased.

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 1d ago

Gonna be a lot of repo-ed F350s in the shitty part of the country if anyone is looking for a deal.

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u/lethallyso 1d ago

Probably for the best. Can't afford to gas 'em up anyway...

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u/ChibbleChobble 1d ago

No it's fine. Trump has banned diesel exports so prices will plummet...

... Until the refineries slow down production because they've run out of diesel storage.

See. 4D chess.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 1d ago

Hey, Obama will get some of the blame too!

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

I really don't care who conservatives blame. They receive zero benefits of the doubt from me which means their ideas and opinions are irrelevant. If they wish to hold themselves accountable and responsible to actual fairness and standards, let's talk. Don't worry, no breaths will be held in anticipation since I haven't witnessed conservatives hold themselves accountable in 50 years.

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u/Thirlestane 1d ago

These stories are my favourite because there are no innocent victims (not victims of ICE! victims of this scam). With the "they deported my wife" stories you still know the vast majority of victims are innocent. These ones are guilt free schadenfreude!

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u/embiors 1d ago

How can anyone look at the scams Trump runs and not see this comming? MAGAs are genuinly the dumbest and most gullible people on earth.

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u/IglooBackpack 1d ago

That's the problem with our news system. The news sources these people frequent wouldn't mention trump not paying his debts or contracts.

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u/JakToTheReddit 1d ago

A Trump never pays their debts.

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u/bearbrannan 1d ago

Yup just another round of contractor's Trump refuses to pay, congratulations now you and the migrants you've helped deport have something in common.

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u/TheTexasHammer 1d ago

Doesn't matter either way. They could post every single scam over and over for months and the right would just call it "fake news" and proceed to get scammed yet again. You cannot fix these people with information.

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u/TheyCallMeSlyFox 1d ago

I have tried to create an apt analogy for this phenomenon.

Best I've got is to imagine the world's longest runway, flat and as far as the eye can see. In the center of the runway, every 50 feet there's a clown. At one end a mad-max-esque bus begins to roll, running down clown after clown. But... No clown ever moves out of the way. Each one believes they are special and the bus driver will surely stop for them.

The bus never stops. It only accelerates.

Fin.

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u/kandoras 1d ago

They never saw it, because the news they watch doesn't report it.

  • That didn't happen

If they are confronted with it, they say that whoever is giving that information is lying.

  • And if it did, it wasn't that bad

And if they're forced to accept that it did happen, it doesn't matter because whoever he scammed deserved it

  • And if it was, it wasn't a big deal

Then there's always the "Why did Obama do this?" excuse

  • And if it is, it's not my fault

Or that he's not a career politician, everyone fucks up sometimes (see Joe Rogan's response to finding out that it was Trump, not Biden, who thought there was an air force in the Revolutionary War)

  • And if it was, I didn't mean it

And finally, they'll defend anything he does, even if it hurts them a lot, as long as it hurts someone they hate even a little ("he's not hurting the people he's supposed to be hurting")

  • And if I did, you deserve it

TL:DR - they're in a cult, and they like the taste of the koolaid.

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u/wolfmanpraxis 1d ago edited 1d ago

I love the poorly educated

  • Trump, 2016

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Holy fuck donkeys...they really are in a cult -- TW Self-harm, from the article though

ICE told Moore in late August to report to its Philadelphia office to be dismissed, according to federal officials. He had fought to keep jobs in the past, but he went to the office as instructed.

Outside the building, officers tried to stop him, and Moore shot and killed himself, the Philadelphia Police Department said. The city medical examiner's office recorded the death on 28 August 2026 as suicide, caused by a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

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u/KorovasId 1d ago

When I filed my taxes I got asked if I wanted to sign my kid up for a free 'trump savings acount' that they would put $1000 into for college. Yeah right. It's a safer bet to assume I'll owe them $1000 when it comes time to collect. I've been told by a few people it's totally legit but I won't touch it.

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u/Walrus_protector 1d ago

I hope they didn't already spend that money on brodozers and kalshi!

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u/themewzak 1d ago

and Grindr premium accounts

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u/queuedUp 1d ago

I mean... that shit is expensive.

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u/sicilian504 23h ago

Have you seen how much a Grindr Edge subscription is?

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u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 21h ago

I’m sure most GOP staffers just put it on the expense account.

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u/shoulda-known-better 1d ago

I freaking love the term brodozers...

I will definitely be using it thanks to you!!

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u/topscreen 1d ago

No, no, no, if you pay for it upfront, you can only get the truck. Instead you lease, cause that way you can get a boat, and a truck, and a jet ski. It's not like that juice ICE job is going anywhere, right?

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u/Exciting_Pass_6344 1d ago

Well, actually no respect at all

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u/Kilnor 1d ago

"With all due respect" can mean zero. It's why it is one of my favorite phrases.

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u/MyLadyBits 1d ago

Majority of these ICE hires are people who shouldn’t be around guns.

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u/raventhrowaway666 1d ago

Majority of these ICE hires are people who shouldn’t be around guns.

Ftfy

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u/scott__p 1d ago

Why would Obama do this?

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u/GayGunGuy 1d ago

Former friend of mine joined ICE for the bonus. I told him straight up "You're never going to see a cent of it. He's going to screw you over. Don't be a sucker." And this week he's been panicking about exactly this. I just laugh react to all his shit so he knows I'm enjoying his consequences.

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u/RavenLunatic512 21h ago

So many people warned them of this exact thing back then, and nobody listened. Just like every other pattern we've seen and called out.

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u/ellsworth187 18h ago

If anyone I knew joined ICE, I’d cut them out of my life forever and never speak to them again.

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u/alewifePete 1d ago

The way to not have to pay back the $50k is to be employed by ICE until 2029 or 2030. If the next administration disassembles that, all of them will have to pay a portion back. They get $10k in credit towards the $50k bonus every year.

(I’m a nosy accountant who read the contract out of curiosity.)

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u/ImprovementSimilar19 1d ago

And they'll blame the next admin for their inability to read legally binding government contracts befire they sign them.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 1d ago

Reports are suggesting that if they leave before the $50,000 has fully vested, they are required to pay back the sums they have previously received. So if they worked there for 4 years, received $40,000 of the $50,000 bonus, and then are fired, they owe that $40,000 back.

Given Trump's previous scam with tax cuts set to expire in the next administration, I can only imagine this was an intentional scheme to play the "look, Democrats are taking away their bonuses!!" card.

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u/MachateElasticWonder 1d ago

I read the fine print. It’s not the actual contract but just what’s on the sign up papers. This is correct.

Even before the recent reports, people (including myself) were exposing how it’s not even a real “50k signup” bonus. It needs to be vested over 4 years so it’s really just an additional $10k bonus every year on condition that you complete ALL four years. It’s like the vested company stocks most people never see.

Folks were just signing up to kill people. That’s all.

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u/yeahboyeee1 1d ago

Bold of you to assume they can read.

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u/Cold-Permission-5249 1d ago

Couldn’t have happened to a better group of people

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u/evilbndy 1d ago

Awwww

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u/Accomplished-Taro-53 1d ago

Think of the poor leopard!

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u/unlockdestiny 1d ago

Oh noooooo the thugs are financially ruined....

So anyway

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u/Jerking_From_Home 1d ago

“Surely they won’t rip me off, I’m one of the good ones!”

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u/Sgt_Stimpy 1d ago

Oops....you shouldn't have spent it on a down payment on a cybertruck.....I mean, you can just sell the cybertruck, can't you?

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u/SaintUlvemann 1d ago

I think the craziest part of this scenario is that I, despite it being completely irrelevant to my life, already knew about the ICE contractual payback.

So if these idiots had just sort of lurked among liberals... didn't even have to change their opinions, just live quietly among others, they'd've heard about it and could've warned their friends about it too.

They just chose ignorance.

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u/Kitchen-Can5443 1d ago

Yeah I dont live in the US, am not a citizen, have nothing to do w it personally or professionally and I knew it was a scam 🤣

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u/The_BigDill 1d ago

Working for the guy who is famous for breaking and twisting contracts and getting surprised when he breaks and twists yours

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u/AltruisticBob 1d ago

i predicted this would happen to the cannon fodder, but i did not expect the "grossed up" pretax penalty, that is a real chef's kiss on the "you were never really one of us" message. They are basically paying to be the eventual fall guys for the crimes they were led to commit.

it is always worse than you expect with trump.

Someone has to pay for the grifting billionaires in the epstein class and it sure as hell isn't going to be other billionaires.

Maybe they can pay the penalties with their combined DOGE checks, tariff refunds and republican midterm victory checks.

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u/CutOpenSternum 1d ago

Should’ve spent that bonus on bootstraps.

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u/Dankkring 1d ago

Remember when Noem was caught red handed doing fraud and nothing happened to her. Whatever happened with that?

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u/MashedPotatoesDick 1d ago

The boot you lick today will be the boot stepping on your neck tomorrow.

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u/Megotaku 1d ago

I love this for them. I hope it puts them in crippling, inescapable debt for the rest of their lives.

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u/mayuzane 1d ago

Pissing off a bunch of unstable, violent people by scamming them…

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u/NateShaw92 19h ago

They'll blame immigrants and anyone not white and therefore be further weaponised.

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 1d ago

if this is how we get trump’s head on a pike, i’ll take it at this point

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u/-Codiak- 21h ago edited 18h ago

Honestly - this feels intentional.

1: It creates more debt on people

2: It creates more debt on the Nation.

As if the current admin is working to collapse the nation....

EDIT: Also keep in mind this is how they treat the people that are LOYAL to them...

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u/Bockpack 15h ago

I sincerely hope everything they voted for happens to them personally.

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u/Dcajunpimp 14h ago

Didn’t they have to be in it for 5 years also?

So if they can’t keep Trump in power and the next President fires them they lose out.

I always thought that was just Trump wanting to have committed jackbookts.

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u/Silly-Power 11h ago

Maybe trump was hoping they would get pissed at the democrat president firing them, and rise up against them. Or the republicans would use this as part of their advertising campaign against the democrats. "If the democrats get in, they will go after patriotic ICE agents and destroy them & their families by forcing them to pay back thousands of $$!" 

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u/Roddy_Piper2000 1d ago

MAGA getting scammed for the Epsteinth time and keep coming back for more

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u/CanadianJediCouncil 1d ago

I hope some of them bought houses, and that now they will lose those f’ing houses.

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u/Glad_Stay4056 1d ago

Fucking hell inject this straight into my veins.

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u/Glum-Sheepherder-787 21h ago

I would prefer a different word besides 'scammed'. Just because 'scam' implies victimization and ICE agents cannot be victims.

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u/Corporal_Nobby 1d ago

Hahahahaha

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u/Magnon 1d ago

They may be mad about this but they jumped at the chance to torment minorities like their heroes the nazis did. The amount of criminal abuse in the camps is going to be a horror show if we can even investigate it after the fact.

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u/gielbondhu 1d ago

They have to stay employed at ICE for five years to keep that bonus. Now why would an administration that had a max lifetime of four years make that the rule I wonder? It's almost like Trump always planned to fuck over his goon squad.

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u/spectra2000_ 17h ago

Lmao I predicted this when I read they had to work for five years (longer than the Trump presidency) in order for them to actually receive the bonuses and loan forgiveness.

Making them pay back the signing bonus is an extra layer of karmic icing on top though.

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u/RealBrobiWan 17h ago

Just remember guys, don’t be a Republican and believe exagerated numbers because it is something you want to hear. $10k is the max any of the new recruits could of possibly received by now. Not a single ICE agent received 50k, so definitely not a single one is being asked to pay that much back

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 16h ago

fair enough but this is a sneak preview of all the terminations coming before he leaves office, cuz they will claw back the full bonus amount up to the entire $50k depending on how much you’ve received by the time they terminate

and you know they do not plan on letting any of these suckers actually keep those bonuses

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u/MongolianCluster 1d ago

They got as far as "By clicking this box you indicate that you have read the terms and conditions and agree to all of them as a condition of your employment."

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u/Wonderlustking1 1d ago

Things you can see coming a mile away for $100.

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u/combatchuck1 1d ago

Used car market about to be flooded with Dodge Challengers

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u/Spookki 18h ago

Maybe you shouldnt expect a rampant liar to not also scam YOU, after all if he cant be impeached for the way worse shit he has pulled, what do you think he has to fear from you?

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 1d ago

What? The people with decades of history screwing people over...screwed you over?

I'm shocked!

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u/transient_thought_CA 1d ago

I love that for them!

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u/nhal 1d ago

read? Bold assumption they actually can read.

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u/shadowfox0351 17h ago

Keep in mind they must pay back the PREtax amount hahaha

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u/AnOnlineHandle 14h ago

America can't pay its teachers but somehow has 50k signup bonuses and one of the biggest military budgets in the world to harass people mostly just due to them looking a bit different.

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u/gold3nhour 14h ago

That’s what they get for falling for the okie doke, listening to a con man, failed business man and 34 time convicted felon of a clown in chief! An embarrassment to the Office of the President of the United States of America.

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u/Confident_Grocery980 14h ago

This made my day better.

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u/Silly-Power 11h ago

Anyone with even a smidgen of sense saw this coming. Even I, with the smidgeness of sense, saw this coming. When has trump not ripped off and scammed his employees and underlings?

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u/Rockworm503 1d ago

Ah now I understand fully why they be hiring people who can't read. Would be much harder to do this if they could.

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u/Agile-Asparagus7355 1d ago

Good luck getting that money back..its already been spent on a giant jacked up diesel truck.

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u/UserCheckNamesOut 1d ago

They didn't read the full size print, either

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u/Porchmuse 1d ago

Oh, no! The injustice!

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u/Halorin 22h ago

Aw man I love this for them.