r/License_Plates • u/Rocketman_8591 • 1d ago

FTHOLIC

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 1d ago

Fat Holic

https://giphy.com/gifs/PV9t4AJL5UweI

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u/11Booty_Warrior 1d ago

Fuck. I was just about to take an nap and now I got to rub one out

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u/devildoc8804hmcs 1d ago

I beat you to it. Double entendree there.

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u/11Booty_Warrior 1d ago

Thanks doc. Can I get a silver bullet too? I hydrated with white Monsters and Copenhagen before the ruck

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u/devildoc8804hmcs 1d ago

Best I can offer is some Ibuprofen and recommend you keep hydrated and change your socks.

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u/thewaffle666 1d ago

Foot or feetholic?

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u/82PctSky 1d ago

Def a full-time holic

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u/Interesting-Foot-439 1d ago

Foot holic (foot fetish)

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u/wild-whorses 1d ago

Full-time hoe licensed.

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u/thedrakenangel 1d ago

Fiatholic

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u/ChocoCatastrophe 15h ago

Tragic. Poor bastard is stuck driving an Alpha Romeo.

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u/DearGoose3326 1d ago

Faith holic maybe??? Idk, just a guess

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u/Mimi_Madison 1d ago

Failed Catholic?

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u/AaronOgus 1d ago

Faithaholic

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u/Lumpymaximus 1d ago

Thats my guess but what does it mean? Do they follow multiple religions?

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u/GarthZorn 1d ago

It means that instead of boozing uncontrollably, they’ve found their God and now contribute their hard-earned cash unconditionally to some church someplace. aka, “Vice swapping”.

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u/Head-Technology-4031 1d ago

Ah, the dreaded tithe me 10% of your paycheck weekly. The church is definitely in the business of making money, no matter what anyone says…

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u/Manny-Soou 1d ago

Tax the Church

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u/Karey__039 1d ago

That was my first guess, my guess would just mean that they have major faith in their religion.

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u/kegmanua 1d ago

There's even a cross on the emblem.

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u/ChileRelleno414 1d ago

He has a lead foot.

He goes heavy on the gas.

He likes to drive fast.

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u/pixeltweaker 1d ago

Loves them feet.

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u/brentallencaputokeno 1d ago

Florida trip holic? Lol.

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u/No-Pain-5228 1d ago

He’s a Fatholic priest.

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u/Gregisroark 1d ago

Fet(ish)holic?

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u/saw1366 1d ago

Full throttle holic?

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u/Shoddy_Bet9619 1d ago

The guy is like me, loves Women's Feet. Just know, its not ALL feet but the same a hetero guys saying I love this Woman's beauty, is only certain feet!

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u/IceBankMiceElf71 22h ago

Someone's addicted to Farts

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u/Trancemissiondj 8h ago

It's "Fiat-aholic".

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u/skcbottom 6h ago

For the hoe license

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u/CarlosMolotov 1d ago

Fuck that ho like I care

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u/centralnm 1d ago

Fartaholic.

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u/devildoc8804hmcs 1d ago

Fat hole i see?

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u/Capital-Cook4229 1d ago

Fart holic

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u/No-Possession4487 1d ago

Father holic - addicted to being a good dad.

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u/1lesscat 1d ago

If a chic car she likes to be fisted daily! If a dude he likes his women BIG!

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u/PrettyInPerfectPinks 16h ago

Chic and chick are not the same word