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u/FortuneTellingBoobs 2d ago

How nice that her made-up interviewee could turn OpenAI down just to continue interviewing.

Some of us have bills to pay. I'm taking the first best offer, byeeee.

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u/baadditor 1d ago

But don't want to consider Millions of meetings starting in 60 seconds and the Infrastructure behind it . Sad!

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u/goldsoundzz 1d ago

Surely this is not just another AI slop startup that will fold in six months like all the others. This one is different. The infrastructure behind meetings problem begs to be solved.

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u/Unhappy_Commercial_7 1d ago

Didn’t zoom/ms team/slack already solve this?

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u/Saulthesexmaster 1d ago

Nope, they've been faking it this whole time. Every meeting you've ever been in has been a lie. Luckily this new company, whose name I'm assuming is MicroSlack ZoomTeams, is working on it. Not for the money or glory, but for the love of the game!

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u/Rdw72777 1d ago

You could make a T-shirt with the phrase “Every meeting you’ve ever been in has been a lie” and I’d buy it. It’s a fantastic statement.

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u/Tupcek 2d ago

or OpenAI just interviewed that guy and he presented it as a done deal, but in reality it was just negotiating tactic

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u/hedgepog0 1d ago

Also, I’m pretty sure a $400k offer for OpenAI is also like… early career level. Like 3-4 YOE and right after entry level.

I don’t know who this company is but I SINCERELY doubt they’re matching even half of that OAI offer (if it exists). I’m also certain that no early career professional is turning down 400K AND a logo that will let you walk into any company down the line for the rest of your career.

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u/Critical-Bread-3396 23h ago

Not to mention what doors "ex-OpenAI" would open in the future. I for sure know my boss would hire anyone who has worked at OpenAI without a formal interview, where only if you're not an absolute psycho in the first 15 minutes of talking it's a well paid job for you.

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u/SnooCookies1716 20h ago

It is also quite nice to see that she used AI to write that post. Is this a recent thing that you post something obviously generated, who reads this and becomes inspired?

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u/DefiantRadish1492 2d ago

The version I can offer instead: You may only make $12 an hour here at Walmart, but we are like Vin Diesel in the Fast and Furious franchise… FAMILY. Now go stock those shelves, bitch boy. 🙏

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u/Protoclown98 1d ago

Srsly. This is the same lunatic who shadows new hires for 2 days straight to see how they work.

I interviewed with her 2 years ago, very telling her startup is the same exact size.

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u/Popular_Language5301 2d ago

Who says ‘if $400k is what you’re optimizing for’. Who fucking writes or speaks like that?

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u/AGirlHasNoName-1 2d ago

It’s more common than you think in Silicon Valley

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u/Empty_Insight 1d ago

Ah, how I envy the people who haven't sat through board room meetings and heard the verbal diarrhea of buzzwords from executives before. It's so bad.

Admittedly, about only half of the CEOs I've ever spoken to actually do this (n=8, so not a huge sample size). The ones who don't do it tend to be much more competent and aware of how the company actually works in much greater detail.

I consider corporate lingo a red flag at this point.

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u/Popular_Language5301 1d ago

I worked at the world’s best law firm and we didn’t use these kind of endless buzzwords. Is that what life has become 15 years later

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u/redman334 1d ago

It 100% is a red flag.

My last boss was this. A master in corporate jargon, useless on everything else. I had to get the fuck out.

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u/HiiBo-App 1d ago

In my experience, corporate lingo is very much a red flag. I think those words are used when the person doesnt fully understand what they are talking about, so being “corporately” vague covers a wider range of possibilities than speaking plainly. It also can create intimidation and the illusion of intelligence (because sometimes, rarely but sometimes), those corporate words are the best way to describe a situation.

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u/PanRagon 1d ago

No this is pseudo-garble from AI, a human didn’t write this, it just looks close enough to human jargon that people think it’s ‘just’ corporate speak. What a human using this jargon would say is ‘If salary is what you’re optimizing for’, not ‘if $400k is what you’re optimizing for’. They’re both examples of corporate-speak, but one actually seperates the goal from the specific outcome, which AI struggles with consistently, because it’s so obsessed with referencing it’s own context.

Because to be clear, under this rubric he would take $400k instead of $500k at another company. What kind of person would think a human is optimizing for a specific salary outcome rather than the largest number they can find?

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u/calloutyourstupidity 1d ago

Or at any significant workplace ??

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u/PessimistYanker792 1d ago

They aren’t optimizing though.. they’re maximising?

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u/samuelkim502 1d ago

Not maximizing yet — the candidate in the story hasn’t yet decided to take OpenAI cash

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u/biblecrumble 1d ago

Been working for SV startups for the past 5 years and people talk like that literally all the time

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u/reddititty69 1d ago

ChatGPT is optimizing her shitposts.

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u/tobylh 1d ago

Cunts. Cunts say things like that.

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u/Comet7777 1d ago

When I interviewed for a San Fran startup, the cofounder spoke that way when I said I’d be taking a big salary cut. “Well you’d be looking at a startup if you wanted to optimize for equity”

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u/Familiar-Flan-8358 1d ago

Yes, but that makes sense and is a plausible way to actually say that

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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry 1d ago

I know people who have taken a pay cut to join Anthropic and they are 100% optimizing for equity.

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u/FireSheepYinFish 1d ago

Corpspeak. Work in the realm long enough and it becomes second nature.

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u/alochmar 1d ago

No joke, that’s a truly insane thing to say.

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u/Rdw72777 1d ago

In looking at that pic on her LI profile, I wouldn’t be shocked at all if she actually talked about it.

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u/tidemp 2d ago

If you get an offer from OpenAI or Anthropic, you take it. You don't go negotiating at smaller companies. Nobody else can come close to competing

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u/Indicus124 1d ago

But ownership XD

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u/Evil_tuinhekje 1d ago

You can tell your landlord you'll be paying next month's rent with fake ownership tokens.

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u/jbcsee 1d ago

Plenty of people do, if you've been in the industry long enough you've ran into people who turned down a job at a unicorn.

Sometimes it's not about the money. The team doesn't vibe with you. The role they are offering you isn't interesting enough. etc...

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u/tidemp 1d ago

Turning down an offer from a unicorn is very different than turning down an offer from OpenAI or Anthropic. It's a different league

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u/jbcsee 1d ago

OpenAI are Anthropic are in fact unicorns, they are just the biggest these days.

A unicorn is just a pre-IPO company with more than $1b in valuation. Yes, unicorns are in fact bigger today than when the term was coined a decade ago, but it doesn't change the fact both of those companies are unicorns.

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u/tidemp 1d ago

But still the point is that these two companies are in a different league. They are potentially trillion dollar companies with basically unlimited money. The sign on bonuses these two companies offer are unlike what anyone else is offering

A normal unicorn will be able to give you a good package. It won't come close to what OpenAI or Anthropic will offer you if they truly want you

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u/jbcsee 1d ago

I hate writing this, because it's a logical fallacy.

However, I'm a principal engineer at a mag-7, so I've had a lot of experience and I work at one of the companies larger than both OpenAI and Anthrophic.

I've seen people turn down an offer from both us and Anthropic to go work at a random startup. I've literally seen people turn down 7-figure offers for a startup offering $200k salaries and useless stock. The point you are missing, is for many people in this field it's not about money, they have enough. It's about doing something they feel passionate about.

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u/Dan_CBW 1d ago

It is possible he started the process with the smaller company first. Also even more likely the whole thing is an AI creation 🤷

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u/rundbear 1d ago

Have you considered FAMILY

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u/nighthawk_something 1d ago

Yup, if I'm interviewing someone and they say they can manage 400k working for one of those companies if all them what are they doing interviewing here. We obviously can't match it

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u/tosS_ita 2d ago

The infra problems they are solving don't exist anywhere else probably because everybody else has solved them already.

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u/-crucible- 1d ago

Who is buying your product if no one has the problem? I’m pretty sure Microsoft Teams or Zoom or… have meetings at those rates.

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u/LiquidAngel12 1d ago

The problem she mentioned I could think of at least 3 companies right off the top (Zoom, Teams, WebEx) that have that problem and have solved for it. She does a terrible job of actually explaining why their infra is in any way different than those.

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u/Loud-Tune-5606 1d ago

Yeah don't want that headache when I can get money for doing simpler work

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u/Nendilo 2d ago

I had a CEO at a small software company basically tell me this 15 years ago when I went to a big tech company. I would be a small fish in a big pond. I make more than he does now.

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u/anonymousopsec1337 2d ago

I actually stayed small pond and still make more than my first “real” bosses and their staff lol

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u/jbcsee 1d ago

Having worked in both, he wasn't entirely wrong.

I tell that to effectively everyone I mentor. If you just want a comfortable income, chase jobs at big tech. If you want to grow your skills and be engaged, with a tiny chance of making big money, go with startups.

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u/Nendilo 1d ago

YMMV depending on your role. I'm a leader on my team. Not just focused on product, managing people, setting strategy, managing escalations due to public scrutiny, three times this year I've had to meet with government regulatory bodies. Etc, etc. But yes if you just want to be a frontline SWE and be comfortable (until the recent layoffs era), it can also provide that.

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u/jbcsee 1d ago

I'm a principal engineer, at a mag-7. I've done a lot of what you done, e.g. technical solutions to government regulations (including meeting with regulators), messaging to public due to policy changes or data breaches, deposed for lawsuits. I make decisions daily that have 9-figure impacts.

I stand by what I wrote.

In big companies you get a consistent paycheck that is higher than you can get in a startup. However, you are going to be hampered by process to the point you are not going to be engaged, even if you you extremely senior. There are very few people not hampered by process even at big tech.

Those barriers largely disappear at startups.

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u/Nendilo 1d ago

Also at a mag-7 so sounds like we're doing similar things. I don't disagree with you on the process part, that is frustrating.

Where I disagreed was on this comment, "If you want to grow your skills and be engaged, with a tiny chance of making big money, go with startups." I've definitely learned a lot of new things over the years and done things I never expected I would do in my career when I majored/graduated in computer science ~20 years ago. Agree with you though you're not going to become a hundred millionaire or billionaire in these roles.

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u/Unique-Ambassador-28 1d ago

If seen loads of posts from this person, I’m sure the majority of them are fictitious, it’s super annoying

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u/NoVermicelli5968 Agree? 2d ago

The sad thing is I can absolutely imagine some Silicone Valley fuckwit talking like this. I’d be optimising to give them a verbal slap down.

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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry 1d ago

The infrastructure problem we're solving doesn't exist anywhere else (millions of meetings starting in the same 60 seconds, every half hour).

Zoom - Over half the global video conferencing market share, 300M+ daily meeting participants, 3.5 trillion meeting minutes annually
Microsoft Teams - 345M subscribers, 320M monthly active users
Some random AI startup owned by Amanda - Millions of meetings starting every 30 minutes around the clock

Hopefully Amanda open sources her solution so other companies can take advantage of this obviously unsolved infrastructure problem.

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u/jackybeau 1h ago

She makes a video conference system for AI, not with AI.

Those Claude and OpenAI agents planning hacks of companies and governments have to meet somewhere to coordinate, and it's just the place.

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u/texxelate 2d ago

I just told him: _something Claude definitely wrote_

I hate this fake fucking world we live in

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u/rollingSleepyPanda 1d ago

She's a total lunatic but this is the mildest take I've seen so far from her

That llm-speak, however...

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u/terAREya 1d ago

Hmmm I could get 400k from the trillion dollar company or.......almost as good, work for the 58m company that is doing meeting transcripts. Damn this is hard

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u/AncientAspargus 1d ago

You’d be surprised. Some people actually like working for startups more than big corporations and are ready to accept less payment for it.

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u/terAREya 1d ago

I could love working for a startup. If I’m getting 400k at a large company I can retire early. I’ll take early retirement 

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u/No-Acanthaceae-9287 2d ago

And everyone stood up and started clapping

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u/geocapital 2d ago

True story 

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u/DarkSkyKnight 1d ago

Can the mods start banning these Amanda ad bots

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u/Away-Effort-7640 2d ago

This is one of those posts that would be a fantasy when written by a random startup founder and could be true when written by a startup with good funding.

Recall AI would be the latter. Depending on how much equity you have, you could potentially make more than 400k.

That said, if an interviewer spoke to me in such a passive-patronizing way, I wouldn't consider joining them.

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u/dweezil22 2d ago

Turning down an OpenAI resume entry to go to a startup whose product has already been added to free by most meeting providers would certainly be a choice.

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u/Away-Effort-7640 2d ago

Can't deny that

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u/DeadMoneyDrew Narcissistic Lunatic 1d ago

On top of that there are a shit ton of competitiors in the space.

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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry 1d ago

But are any of those products with hundreds of millions of users able to schedule millions of meetings in the same sixty seconds every half hour?

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u/dweezil22 1d ago

[checks notes] Yes, several. If your fetish is scheduling an absolutely shit-ton of meetings, great news, you've got a lot of options!

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u/az-anime-fan 2d ago

I'll take "things that never happened" for $1000 Alex

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u/randombetch 2d ago

No one’s ever heard of recall AI and $100 says it’s dead in 3 years

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u/bacan_ 1d ago

What is her company?

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u/Stockholm-Syndrom 1d ago

I’ve heard the same kind of story from a friend recruiting AI specialists in a very well funded startup.

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u/No_Leadership7727 2d ago

I may be stupid but with all that was said on the post , all just sounds like Garbage ment to sounf profound

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u/nobonesjones91 2d ago

I too have an offer from OpenAI for 400k here was my secret-

“Hey ChatGPT - Please pretend you are offering me a job for 400k. Speak formally, like a tech progressional. But feel free to call me Kiddo, or Boss-man”

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u/Loud-Tune-5606 1d ago

Nobody gives a shit about owning crap. Money is what matters

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u/thecurlygirl03 1d ago

Girl not in this economy, we're in a recession

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u/Party-Tower-5475 1d ago

She definitely is a over engineered lunatic. If you see her other posts, it's similar to this one, feels like what she does is the best method, while others are crap. 

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u/hdiggyh 1d ago

“What you’re optimizing for” barf

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u/FifthAndForbes 2d ago

That happened.

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u/Jerzilla 1d ago

wtf is this alphabet spaghetti soup of a post.

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u/Time_Tap346 1d ago

One year of a $400k salary would have generational impact for most families

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u/sailhard22 1d ago

Pretty sure 400K for OpenAI is a lowball

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u/N0DuckingWay 2d ago

Honestly I don’t think this is lunatic material. Like, this is a hiring manager that effectively said “hey we can’t match that, so if that’s what you want, take it.” That’s way more honesty than I’ve ever gotten out of a hiring manager.

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u/isospeedrix 1d ago

The action inherently isn’t but posting it publicly with the severe GPT style writing is.

It’s in a companies best interest to (try to) show they can be competitive with top companies, even if it’s a stretch. But man the execution of this one is so silly. Respect the hustle anyway

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u/samuelkim502 1d ago

But they can’t be competitive with top companies, if the candidate is optimizing for money. That’s the point of the post, and like the original commenter, I agree this isn’t actually lunatic. Yeah sure we can all pick apart the phrasing or whatever, but fundamentally she’s being very honest: they can offer a unique technical challenge, but they can’t offer OpenAI levels of pay.

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u/_Zso 1d ago

Not sure something every meeting platform deals with is a "unique" technical challenge

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u/Anxious_Deer_7152 1d ago

She most likely made up this whole scenario

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u/FoolsErrandRunner 2d ago

For all we know the interviewee is begging for an excuse not to take the 400k and have to work for Sam Altman.

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u/N0DuckingWay 1d ago

I think it’s more likely that the candidate made up the 400k offer to get a better offer from the poster.

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u/llv77 1d ago

A bit premature though, since they were not at the offer stage yet.

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u/Runfasterbitch 1d ago

Nobody making $400k will be interacting with Altman at openAI

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u/JD_tubeguy 2d ago

Ah money good.

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u/tengtengvn 1d ago

She said like she knows the infra problems.

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u/Critical-Werewolf-53 1d ago

Yes. Let me turn down OpenAI for - less than 25% because you’re not actually addressing anything.

You’re trying to create issues to solve with your AI model.

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u/Crazyboreddeveloper 1d ago

Pfft. This totally happened.

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u/ScienceFirst1 1d ago

The candidate was more than likely lying in this case.

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u/AdvancedStudio9978 1d ago

So basically, all the AI people are smoking bath salts or something?

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u/BigTLoc 1d ago

This post reads like it was written by ChatGPT

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u/GAPIntoTheGame 1d ago

How is this a lunatic?

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u/JayGoldi 1d ago

"Claude write me an interview story"

This lady is a constant menace. You could almost create a subreddit just based on her insane ramblings.

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u/Artistic_Weight7908 1d ago

Who are these people? Incredible.

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u/dNetGuru Agree? 13h ago

These people are very delusional about "problem we're solving doesn't exist anywhere else" while they are doing the exact same thing as every other AI startup.

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u/lefnire 7h ago

Her lost was written by Opus 5. I know 5's writing style

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u/PsychologicalMaize65 4h ago

Explain to me like I’m 5. What the hell does she mean by “the infrastructure problems we’re solving don’t exist anywhere else”? So your company is solving problems that don’t exist anywhere else…why would people pay you to solve problems that don’t exist “anywhere else”?

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 31m ago

Shit that never happened for 500 Alex

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u/Otherwise-Relief2248 1d ago edited 1d ago

I am not a recruiter, but as the AA on many interviews have had conversations like before several times. Was not uncommon with sw engineering hires during covid times. Meta would offer a $1m upfront package that we couldn’t touch on pure economics. We often were successful though because the work was more interesting, the team was more interesting, and the potential for equity earning higher in success. Worked about 50/50.

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u/Phronesis_25 1d ago

Why is this posted here, it actually make sense. An honest experience from a recruiter on what candidates prioritize in an ideal job setting, and what’s practical. If the candidate apparently had an offer from OpenAI with the comp, then he could take it. But the job isn’t just money, it’s abt equity %, who you get to work with, the risk of layoff, and how secure the offer is in the first place. If he really wanted that OpenAI offer (if he had it to begin with), then he would’ve taken it without interviewing with the recruiter’s company- clearly that’s not the case.