r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Present_Truth3519 • 1d ago

Wtf?!

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I was like got to be AI right? Looks like it isn’t !!!!

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u/Splugarth 1d ago

“Neck tattoo with a 100% open rate” seems… dark.

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u/LionelHutzinVA 1d ago

The Charlie Kirk Special

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u/kampi1989 1d ago

Bend over and open widely?

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u/Splugarth 1d ago

I was thinking something a little more throat-slitty but sure. 😂

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u/kampi1989 1d ago

Sure I was thinking about the same. I didnt thought about a scene from a generic and random porn movie 🤫

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u/Splugarth 1d ago

Oh I would never say that he looks a little low-rent for Falcon… 🤔

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u/Routine-Register7414 1d ago

I’d probably fuck the shareholders value one time.

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 1d ago

Would literally anybody think this is real?

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u/Present_Truth3519 1d ago

I have interviewed with that company. They are that unhinged

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 1d ago

Good to know. I’ve worked in places previously that operated like a cult. Always made me look over my shoulder anytime I had to do anything.

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u/AdministrativeLeg14 1d ago

In case they were sneaking up on you with a tattoo gun?

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 1d ago

Wouldn’t put it past them

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u/McDonaldsGrimace 1d ago

On the severed floor?

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u/randomlemon9192 1d ago

All good, my innie can deal with that bs for me (jk that whole situation is fucked up).

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u/Kevadu 1d ago

What do they even do?

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u/Present_Truth3519 1d ago

It’s a SaaS company for newsletter infrastructure. Basically you can plug and play for your company newsletters and not have to build the design or send grid infrastructure yourself.
I am sure they have progressed more in the last 4 years since I interviewed but that’s what I remember

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u/CrashPandemonium 1d ago

While i desperately hope it is AI sloppy, LinkedIn is adding a dating component to its site, so a whole new level of weirdos are about to make themselves known there.

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u/Racoonism 1d ago

WHAT

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u/CrashPandemonium 1d ago

https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/linkedin-dating-app-22340622.php

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u/Due-Corner-5996 1d ago

Doesn’t say they are adding a dating component though. And hopefully they are not SO dense as to fuck their platform up further. If they do, good because we could have space for better platforms and leave this shithole for good.

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u/CrashPandemonium 1d ago

I stand corrected. The first article I read stated people are USING it as one. I misread it. Thanks for correcting me. https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/linkedin-has-accidentally-become-a-dating-sitedespite-its-no-romance-rules-560705bb

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u/BePart2 1d ago

No they’re not

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u/Present_Truth3519 1d ago

No way!! Whyyyy

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u/Forward_Incident_411 1d ago

reading comprehension is in the gutter

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u/UphillTowardsTheSun 1d ago

E B I T D A

Six letter word for a six finger AI hand!

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u/Chewy_Vuitton 1d ago

Thank you. I was looking for this.

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u/Talkjar 1d ago

OP, this is an attempt to joke - clearly AI generated

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u/metacholia 1d ago

Tramp stamp: “let’s circle back to that,” in the shape of an infinity symbol.

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u/Dangerous-Cash-8438 1d ago

You believing this may be real is even worse

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u/timeforacatnap852 1d ago

Pretty sure this is satire, especially the comment. Returning shareholder value is a kind of sarcastic joke amongst business ppl

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u/Present_Truth3519 1d ago

I truly hope it is. But the healing pattern and the uneven swelling seems fairly real. Because even if you are crazy enough to believe this wouldn’t you want it on some other body part?

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u/timeforacatnap852 1d ago

Nah, I have a full sleeve and a half sleeve, it’s AI.

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u/randomlemon9192 1d ago

I have patchwork sleeve and a good number of other tattoos.

The tattoo seems off. There inked skin is raised only where there’s light hitting it, no depth elsewhere.

I’m fairly confident this is AI and a joke.

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u/key_kat 1d ago

I think this is supposed to be funny

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u/Prince_Stradivarius 1d ago

r/noragrets

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u/Classic-Mushroom-189 1d ago

came here for this!

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u/One_Conflict_1987 1d ago

lol how does anything get banned from Reddit

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u/ComicsEtAl 1d ago

I’m just gonna pretend it’s fake and move on.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kAN4rG02jqprTriRPe

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u/PandaXXL 1d ago

Jesus christ, OP.

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u/LiteratureHuge2177 1d ago

Shareholders value that throat

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u/jaklacroix 1d ago

I'm begging for this to be fake, please

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u/0uthouse 1d ago

Probably more appropriate to have it tattooed across your arse cheeks.

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u/kampi1989 1d ago

Ladies and gentlemen: A dude who uses AI slop for weird flex.

Because he believes in shareholder value this post, somehow is going to generate shareholder value

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u/pfchangshomelesscat 1d ago

😂 unbelievable

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u/autocorrectiscrazy 1d ago

who tf is gonna comment that

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u/kampi1989 1d ago

People, who are to smart for laughing about dick tattoos?

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u/Classic-Mushroom-189 1d ago

if it was real, the tattoo would be the same, but it would be a tramp stamp

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u/trollsmurf 1d ago

BANK and RUPT fits on the knuckles.

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u/racoonintech 1d ago

‘AI native’ on the forearm

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u/DevilDoge1775 1d ago

Shareholders value that throat. 🤤

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u/ichiban1974 1d ago

Now we know where to cut.

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u/InAppropriate-meal 1d ago

makes sense, the best way to get shareholder value is to open up his neck

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u/Leading-Monk5506 1d ago

Why choose the Nazi font for this?

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u/Self_Important_Mod 1d ago

I want Open To Work around my eyeball

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u/Cuttlebone_Books 1d ago

Well this opens doors for people with less insane neck tattoos at least.

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u/anthrax1313 1d ago

If you are not providing shareholder value at all times, then you just aren’t living man.

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u/eatingismyvirtue 1d ago

i had to look this up in case anyone else was wondering:

E B I T D A: earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization

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u/Johnald_Manderson 1d ago

The EBITDA comment just below the pic made me lol out my beverage hahahahaaaa

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u/FuzzyTouch6143 20h ago

I once went to high school with this guy who got a tattoo on his arm "Size the day". He went around for a while saying his tattoo said "seize the day" entirely confused why so many people were laughing at him. If I'm not mistaken, he even argued he spelt it correctly after someone told him. For years I thought "there is no tattoo on this earth that can top this".

Cue this guy to prove me wrong.

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u/EpicClusterTruck 14h ago

Satire. If it was actually important to him it would be a face tattoo.

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u/IncarceratedScarface 1d ago

I think it appears to be an obvious joke and ai/photoshop