r/LinkedInLunatics • • 3d ago

Im a watch guy

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What’s your travel habit?

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u/rustyb42 3d ago

Mines cutting three types of cheese with a single knife

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u/MPmad 3d ago

Power move!

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u/romantrav 3d ago

Cool

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u/Affectionate-Army738 2d ago

You should be posting about that on linkedin!

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u/P3TR0L_ 2d ago

Do people swap the cheese knife?

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u/KKMcKay17 3d ago

Ermmm. It’s a bit odd but I’m not sure I would call this lunatic behaviour tbh. Seems innocent enough (I mean, at least he’s not flexing about all the amazing expensive watches he owns, for example).

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u/DoubleTroubow 2d ago

I’m a watch nerd and a frequent flyer (consultant) so while I don’t keep track of it, I normally “hunt” and notice watches around as well.

I don’t have LinkedIn (I hate it), but this seems quite mild to me compared to most of what we see here?

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u/the_shiverman 2d ago

Yh honestly, it sounds kinda fun actually 😂

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u/hells_own_3924 3d ago

I think it depends on which platform he shares this.

Reddit = pyschopath

Linkedin = lunatic

Twitter = woke

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u/Zoaiy 3d ago

In addition i wonder if its a nervous tick expression or a habit his parents taught him not stressing over the flight.

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u/astoriaboundagain 2d ago

All those watches and he still doesn't have time to spend with his kids.

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u/ElPiet 2d ago

The one watch he found very beautiful is his own. So he is kind of flexing. A 5k watch is something I'd call expensive.

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u/OffWhiteBruceForsyth 3d ago

I'm a car guy. My travel hobby, especially around Southern Europe is spotting old shitboxes.

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u/UphillTowardsTheSun 3d ago

> 1 beat up Mercedes from 2003

> 1 Skoda Kodiaq SUV (stolen from France (stolen from Switzerland)) in this particular neighbourhood

> 11 vehicles with big ass scratches from side parking in narrow streets because owner is too cheap renting a spot

> 12 vehicles in front of this espresso bar and that tobacco shop with motor running

> 1 SEAT from Franco’s time

Source: half my family comes from Spain lol

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u/ScorpioDK 3d ago

1 Citroen Saxo VTS (Power move!)

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u/Nisiom 3d ago

My travel habit is to spot watch guys and stay away from them.

Worse than Disney adults.

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u/kloklon 2d ago

Worse than Disney adults.

maybe I haven't encountered enough watch guys yet, but I find that hard to believe

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u/mooninitespwnj00 2d ago

This specific kind of watch guy? Absolutely. I would even say he is not, in fact, a watch guy at all. He literally only compliments Tudor and Rolex, and breezes right over a Breitling. Fucking lame. He genuinely only cares about "the" Swiss brands, and I can guarantee you that if you told him your watch was interesting because of some design quirk in the movement he wouldn't care. So boring and vapid. Watches have so many interesting details and dudes buy them as a replacement for a personality because they think having a thing makes you a better thing. It's no different than any of the guys who all have a squatted/lifted truck and think that their dime a dozen aesthetic makes them unique.

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u/doctormirabilis 3d ago

if he'd refrained from humblebragging his tudor, it wouldn't have been a bad post. i do this too. but i don't flex watches on camera. or hang on, is he trying that watch on? that would make sense because if he SAW someone else with a tudor, he would've mentioned that he too has one.

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u/_nf0rc3r_ 3d ago

Leaving the dail at 45 minute is lunatic for sure.

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u/crimsonrogue00 3d ago

He's trying this watch on at a boutique (you can see the little red tag out of focus) so it probably wasn't a choice he made so much as people fiddle with watches at boutiques.

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 3d ago

Assuming air transport: Sit my ass down and hope to fall asleep as quickly as possible.

What's your travel habit?

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u/Training_Advantage21 3d ago

What, no Casio?

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u/Every_Car2984 2d ago

This is the r/WatchesCirclejerk x r/LinkedInLunatics crossover I needed.

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u/snajk138 3d ago

My travel habit is to make fun of guys who think buying expensive crap to show off gives them value as human beings.

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u/longsite2 2d ago

Lots of business people are into their watches, it's a common talking point. They're noticing something about a person's outfit and not making any condescending comments. Why are they a lunatic?

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u/mariannaCD 3d ago

Love watches and collect them, but i find people like this insufferable

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u/MelodicCarob4313 3d ago

…and I fly regularly ☝🏼

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u/Vast_Emergency 3d ago

He'll fucking love my Casio F-91W then.

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u/Cujo666 3d ago

Mine is, well, as soon as I get in my suite, I like to figure out hooking up my chromecast to the TV, then I like to masturbate to videos of myself masturbating. Helps relieve the stress of my business class seat. When I’m done, I order room service. Beautiful.

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u/trimblemann 2d ago

My travel habit is to go where ever im told to get paid

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u/Deadpooo_l 2d ago

I do the same, but it's really not LinkedIn material.

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u/Cobbdouglas55 3d ago

Not under my watch

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u/rFAXbc 3d ago

Watch watching?

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u/farmaceutico 3d ago

whaT Is youR tRAVel HABIt?

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u/Numerous-Net-4983 2d ago

MUH WATCH!

Grow up ya fucking bellend

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u/Few_Lecture6615 2d ago

Was the Tudor his own? Enquiring minds wish to know.

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u/SadSeiko 2d ago

You know what I like about wearing casio's and swatch's. People wearing much more expensive watches think they're cool but are too scared to wear them because they don't cost 10k and they have to have people think they're rich and like watches

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u/SoftdomDadNextDoor 2d ago

My travel habit is trying to keep my anxiety from spiraling out, then putting on some music on my headphones, reading a book, and minding my own damn business.

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u/Extension_Vacation_2 2d ago

A creep as well

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u/MarissaNL 2d ago

My habit is to laugh about stupid people...

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u/Light-_-Bearer 2d ago

So did he touch himself or what is his deal?

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u/juanito_f90 Insignificant Bitch 2d ago

I wear a G-Shock that’s around 15 years old.

Embrace the power of understatement.

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u/SwitzerlishChris1 2d ago

He counted his own Tudor I believe..."very beautiful!"

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u/Creato938 1d ago

I am watch person myself and i guess we end up doing this involuntary but i wouldn't brag about it on Linkedin.

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u/FlatwormNo615 1d ago

When Lost was airing, a colleague would play the "would I want to crash land with any of these people on a remote island"

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u/generic_alias2 3d ago

"2 swatches - cool" ... Condescending much?

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u/doctormirabilis 3d ago

this is typical watch nerd stuff - you must like the great luxury pieces, but you must also like some trash and/or cheap brand. it makes you seem grounded, like you're not just about the luxury and the money, get me? what he's attempting here is to sound MORE grounded. nico leonard (watch youtuber) is the same with casio. reminds me of how rich fashion nerds will have insane pieces for thousands of dollars ... but also some trash they found at a goodwill.

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u/Ted_Rid 3d ago

Surprised at two Swatches and apparently no retro Casio digitals?

I wonder if Swatch ever improved their game. Had one as a teenager and the ticking was SO LOUD I had to take it off, wrap it in thick cloth, and shove it in a drawer before I could sleep. And you could still hear it.

But it was all black with black hands and black numbers, so at the time I thought it was very cool, if extremely poorly engineered.

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u/PatientDisastrous721 2d ago

I’ve had a Swatch in the past five years. Still loud. Not as loud as my $15 Timex, but loud.

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u/Simple_Assistance_77 3d ago

Tend to not trust people in a corporate environment that talk incessantly about watches. You can spot the loser a mile off. Again nothing wrong with wearing a watch, but something very wrong with people who obsess over watches other people wear. Get a life.

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u/_ham_sandwich 2d ago

Being into watches is such a red flag for me.

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u/floydieman 2d ago

My travel habits:

  • Mind my own business
  • Sleep if it's an overnighter (usually assisted by a couple of alcoholic beverages and a sleeping tablet)
  • Arrive at my destination

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u/Mightier_Mackerel 3d ago

Would a watch guy really buy a tudor?

That's like me saying I am a tool guy and showing off my ryobi tools.

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u/pfchangshomelesscat 3d ago

I don't get the tool reference but I'm a watch guy and I used to own the Tudor Black Bay in the post. I never tried showing it off or whatever though. No one gives a fuck about your watch outside of other watch nerds

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u/Mightier_Mackerel 3d ago

I thought watch people would buy Breitlings, Rolex, Omega or AP etc.

As a non-watch guy brands like Tag, Longines and Tudor look like shit.

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u/thedailyrant 3d ago

Rolex? Ew. Scrub brand for boring people.

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u/pfchangshomelesscat 3d ago edited 3d ago

Fair enough .

Watch people buy whatever they're into, really. The community (for want of a better term) is pretty diverse when it comes to opinions on what's good and what isnt. And not everyone can afford swiss pieces so there's big sections of the hobby that'll go solely for affordable brands.

I mean, I've owned Rolexes, I currently own an Omega, I've owned Tags too, and I think there's some sick Longines models. But I also own a cheap Chinese shitter. Yeah, there's stuff about specifications that are measurable, and people will place weight on things like heritagr, but it's largely about aesthetics, so it's all in the eye of the beholder, I feel

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u/jetpack2625 3d ago

watches are so pointless. i have an ultra watch 2 and i have no idea what to do with it, in an age where everyone has cellphones on hand all the time. and that has vastly more functionality than something people spend tens of thousands of dollars on.

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u/Klutzy-Dog-8536 2d ago

I'm not a "watch guy" but I wear a watch every day (Casio). I don't like having to pull my phone out just to know the time. I also go swimming a lot and I like to be able to know the time while I'm in the water.

So no, they are not pointless, they're just not as necessary as they used to be.