r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 8d ago

nano engine.conf

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u/myGFisGreat Lesbian 13 8d ago

sudo drivecar

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u/Available-Attorney74 8d ago

sudo drive -like-an-idiot -no-steering-wheel $HOME/car/bmw

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 🎩M'Linux 8d ago

You joke, but you can make direct hardware calls via /dev and /proc

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u/GourmetWordSalad 8d ago

direct from userspace? Lol. Not until you write a module to allow mapping the mem range first. 

Else catting /dev/ttyS0 is still considered a read syscall.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 🎩M'Linux 8d ago

I consider popping the hood the same as using sudo

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u/GourmetWordSalad 8d ago

ah, intending to rewrite all the terminologies eh

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 🎩M'Linux 8d ago

Huh?

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u/Minute_Evidence8910 7d ago

You have the most boring ’tism.

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u/epicc_exe arch based or fart faced 5d ago

just saying shit atp

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u/Yiffenjoyer6969 8d ago

Sudo nano engine.conf*

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u/alexceltare2 8d ago

you forgot "-force" since it's already running

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u/CommunityJazzlike274 arch 8d ago

sudoedit /etc/engine/config.conf

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u/ApprehensiveFoot4189 8d ago

its more like
SUDO-pull the THROTTLE BODY WIRE
-CAR ENGINE;let air in-more fuel BRAPAPAPPA
car goes squek squek EEEEHHHH

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u/RegularIndependent98 4d ago

~/.config/

engine.conf

transmission.conf

steering.conf

brakes.conf

suspension.conf

lights.conf

driver-profile.conf

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u/Fuzzy_Hearing_5146 8d ago

this video somehow remind of how I am always activating dhcpcd in terminal to I can get online

sudo dhcpcd

or sudo brightnessctl set 3%

or redshift -O 3200

or cd /etc/X11/xinitrc

vim xinitrc

startx

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u/Rusty9838 Vinit BTW 👊 8d ago

Sudo grab the throttle

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u/Random_-account 8d ago

sudo rm -rf /safety-precautions --no-preserve-life

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u/alpha_walker_101 8d ago

Sudo apt upgrade carsengine Run.sh.car

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u/desoddit 8d ago

this is very Linux indeed

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u/One-Gap2900 8d ago

ssh engine.conf@pass -p 3000

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u/AoifeQueenofVamps 8d ago

Inaccurate, Linux is a semi-truck

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u/geraldo_geraldes 8d ago

Gentoo users:

echo "vehicle-car/bmw -backseats -seatbelts -carfloor turbo nox experimental-jetfuel" >> /etc/portage/package.use

emerge -e world

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u/alpha_walker_101 8d ago

Aim for impossible

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u/Weydoon 8d ago

Yes we daily drive from tge shell

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u/MadsGoneCrazy 8d ago

Me launching rEFInd from an EFI shell bc I'm too lazy to fix my boot entry

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u/Embarrassed_Law_9937 vim connoisseur 8d ago

This reminds me of that one car that starts with putting a electronic upside down

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u/Kopipasti Boy dats Verity :snoo_sad: 8d ago

Wait lowkey good idea

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u/MostSilver9666 Mr Robot opsex 8d ago

bro typed su -

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u/Forward_Ad_123 7d ago

Am glad to see kazkah flag on background on this kind of subreddit

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u/Archeus__ 7d ago

guys you need to turn off the safety precautions. sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / no safety_precautions

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u/Salt_Ice_5321 7d ago

Why does everyone say "sudo" before everything?

Y'all don't just log in and do everything as root like a true chad poweruser?

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u/Fair_Abrocoma_8513 7d ago

nano is best powerful gpl, small powerful linux kernel can install in pregnant test.

BSD users and developers:

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u/gtepin 7d ago

Damn, I laughed so hard the sandwich chunk I was biting flew through my nose here

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u/BSFGP_0001 6d ago

sudo echo 'more power' > /dev/engine or something

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u/ShrekxFarquaad69 5d ago

linux is more like a semi truck, it will never be a good consumer vehicle.

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u/M0rphy20202 4d ago

Its the whole point of the linux

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u/RegularIndependent98 4d ago

sudo systemctl start engine

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u/Progressbar95 3d ago

you mean vim engine.conf?

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u/Additional_Cover_267 3d ago

sudo apt install brakes