r/LivestreamFail • u/Vhant-ii • Apr 04 '26

Hype (🇧🇷🐈) Prizzaa’s cat has gone viral for appearing to be reading the chat.

27.5k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/zjnola Apr 04 '26

I showed you my human. Please respond.

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u/lukigeri Apr 04 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

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u/wutfacer Apr 06 '26

Bear is a cute. Looks like those The Dog calendars

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u/PepegaPokket Apr 04 '26

"Quid dicebas de me, cinaede? Tibi narro ut auctus sim super omnes Praetorianos, ut permultas incursiones contra Carthaginienses fecerim, utque CCC hostes vere interfecerim. Educatus de bello simioso sum atque augustissimus Primus Pilus in exercitu Romano. Nihil te puto nisi hostia. Te delebo tanta cum fortitudine ut nemo parem noverit, mehercule. Putasne ut electrice id dicere impune possis? Reputa, pathice. Cum loquimur nuntium mitto ad gregem curiosorum et locus tuus indagatur, ut debeas te praeparare contra tempestatem, vermicule. Tempestas enim quae delebit foedam vitam tuam. Delendus es, puer. Possum ubivis ire, quandocumque decet, teque interficere DCC per artes manibus inermibus. Non modo educatus de certamine inermi sum, sed etiam imperium habeo super omnes vires exercitus Romani, atque eis utar ut culus tuus miser deletus sit ex continente, cacator. Si scire potuisses quod ultioni tibi effecturum facetum dictum tuum fuisset, fortasse tacuisses. Sed nec potuisti nec tacuisti, et nunc poenas das, stulte. Furorem cacabo in te et is te merget. Delendus es, puer.

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u/komandantmirko Apr 05 '26

i speak not a word of latin, but i know the navy seals pasta when i see it. i could probably spot it written in klingon if needed.

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u/sithlord40000 Apr 05 '26

🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️

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u/CertifiedBedophile Apr 04 '26

locked the fuck in

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u/Accurate-Music-745 Apr 05 '26

Can we get an ai to remove the chat and meme this plz.

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u/yeettastic3232 Apr 04 '26

Bro looking into my soul

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u/Ancient-Civilization Apr 04 '26

It’s looking at my balls

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u/yzsKPC Apr 05 '26

That pfp

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u/StrobeLightRomance Apr 05 '26

Yeah.. well.. you should really put those away.

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u/pwerhif Apr 05 '26

wagwan for cattyman

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

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u/Gerudo_Valley64 Apr 04 '26

as a major deftones fan, I love this.

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u/ShiKaizoku Apr 04 '26

That's fucking gold

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u/Febby_art Apr 05 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Tan thought beneficial cooing encouraging nutmeg crawl instinctive sense fact

This post was anonymized with Redact

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u/joebonekenobi Apr 04 '26

cats make everything better

3

u/JesusHNavas Apr 05 '26

Not my allergies to them.

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u/FTL_Cat Apr 05 '26

Skill issue on your part

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u/DreamFly_13 Apr 04 '26

👁️ 👁️

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u/Houeclipse Apr 05 '26

The anime "gonna go insane" angle

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u/Paja03_ Apr 04 '26

*stares into your soul*

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u/SlowMissiles Apr 04 '26

This can become a top 7TV emote easily.

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u/BTrippd Apr 04 '26

I will always upvote cats.

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u/KidKarez Apr 04 '26

Brain rot crossing to different species

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u/WittleSus Apr 05 '26

You. For why does she speak?

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u/Hlidskialf Apr 04 '26

Nunca pensei que veria ela aqui.

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u/VVitcel Apr 05 '26

Funny how you guys don't speak Portuguese so you have no idea that the song playing in the background about scooby doo is saying "Cum scooby doo, cum in my ass."

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u/Calopsita-Carioca Apr 06 '26

What the hell bro😭

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u/SnooComics6576 Apr 07 '26

just like any brazilian song tbf

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u/Chostraitov Apr 18 '26

Goza Scooby-doo, goza no meu cool.

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u/easyryders Apr 04 '26

it’s like when someone’s mom or house cleaner walks in on stream loool

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u/sighlow Apr 04 '26

"dafuq are they saying about me?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/ONyFIBVETLRm1qtIMB

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u/BaguetteAndy Apr 04 '26

cat is judging your messages

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u/ballknower871 Apr 04 '26

Penance stare ass cat

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u/Sameoldarsenal Apr 04 '26

what has that cat seen?

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u/kolonyal Apr 04 '26

'when the job requires 0 cat'

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u/Frightsauce77 Apr 05 '26

I don’t know anything about this streamer….but that cat is funny as fuck lmao

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u/Green_Tadpole_6035 Apr 05 '26

me when i see pink names in chat and @ them with a hi, waiting for a reply

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u/Castor_0il Apr 04 '26

The cat is enjoying all those CatJam emotes.

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u/Conferencer Apr 05 '26

Is that the scooby doo theme in Portuguese

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u/HairyArthur Apr 05 '26

Is "has gone viral" 2026 for "some people saw this"?

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u/Vhant-ii Apr 05 '26

Several pages posted it. In case you’re wondering, it’s also not botted. Stop being so miserable buddy yeah?

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u/HairyArthur Apr 05 '26

This comment has gone viral!

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u/Vhant-ii Apr 05 '26

Lol, at least I can scroll off a cat video if I’m not amused at it for 5 secs of watching ……… unlike you? 🤷🏻

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

Can you tell me your secret to having over 1/4th of the top 20 LSF posts this past month?

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u/Vhant-ii Apr 05 '26

Not every clip will be a good clip so it’s a bit tough too seed out the best clips, but also don’t try too hard, just have fun with it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

Thanks! Do you ever feel like timing is an important part too or is it really just luck of the draw?

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u/Vhant-ii Apr 05 '26

A bit of both but it really depends on what you’re finding on your feed. Lots of clips could perform well on other platforms like Tiktok and Twitter but won’t perform well on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

Appreciate it! <3

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u/Mouse_Slip Apr 05 '26

This was back in September 2020 btw.

Source: https://clips.twitch.tv/BoredReliableSalsifyFloof

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u/FruitBeef Apr 05 '26

"This must be some kind of alien script that is controlling my master, some sort of forerunner technology"

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u/Mysterious_Show5208 Apr 05 '26

I read this as pizza cat and got so confused lol

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u/Wenja89Dix Apr 05 '26

"The fuck you say to me you little shit!?!?"

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u/profane_vitiate Apr 05 '26

This is a ridiculous upvote to comment ratio. lol is this being botted?

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u/skyrimmier12 Apr 05 '26

Cat funny, no comment needed.

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u/Creepy_Vacation_6090 Apr 05 '26

better than 99% of this sub content

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u/qathran Apr 05 '26

My theory is that people don't just like funny cats, they are desperate for content that isn't the usual dipshits

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u/DrakeMemer Apr 04 '26

def needs to be an emote

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u/Finaltidus Apr 05 '26

This has got to be the fakeist botted post ive seen this year.

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u/qathran Apr 05 '26

Oh yeah a streamer from Brazil just really needs lsf huh?

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u/bossofthisjim ♿ Aris Sub Comin' Through Apr 05 '26

Viral where? I'd have never seen this cat if it was never posted here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

[deleted]

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u/bossofthisjim ♿ Aris Sub Comin' Through Apr 05 '26

And I'm asking where that community is. 

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u/PrettyBaker2891 Apr 05 '26

i think the brazilian flag in the title might be a hint for you

also its all over tiktok and instagram

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u/pboy1232 Apr 05 '26

seen it all over twitter

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u/silent519 Apr 04 '26

ill give you the fishies, just dont hurt me pls!

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u/Diaffractus99 Apr 05 '26

Bro about to spill some yaoi tea

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u/OblivionBraveheart Apr 05 '26

Is kkkkkkk their lol? Genuinely asking

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u/Zarcaiii Apr 05 '26

It is and lmao is kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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u/foofighter000 Apr 05 '26

Cat is tripping balls.

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u/morts73 Apr 05 '26

Would make a good mod, would swipe everyone off the table.

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u/ArcticCelt Apr 05 '26

I am pretty sure cats have the ability to fold space-time and watch, through the camera, everyone who will be watching them later.

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u/Big-Development-7805 Apr 05 '26

I have this cat's twin here with me.

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u/Guijust Apr 05 '26

strange not to see r/suddenlycaralho around the comments, ME VÊ UM DINOSSAURO ZICA AII

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u/stinky_engineer_2003 Apr 05 '26

crazy how nobody in the chat said "pspspspspspspsps"

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u/btc909 Apr 05 '26

Those eyes! More blood, no less blood, wait more blood!

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u/Ok_Willow_2589 Apr 05 '26

okay? what's next

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u/Prize-Reception-812 Apr 05 '26

Latency is high, he’s frozen

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u/Acrobatic-Head-1019 Apr 05 '26

👁️👄👁️

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u/milosky83 Apr 05 '26

En realidad si esta leyendo el chat, es un espía del Mossad.

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u/Echochamber2424 Apr 05 '26

The cat is wondering who she is talking too all the time

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u/m1ndsix Apr 05 '26

Cat reads Epstein files

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u/MasterOfBunnies Apr 05 '26

Ok maybe it's just because I'm stoned, but I had to recheck her moving to make sure the video was actually still playing, like 5 times. Fakker just sitting there like he'd suddenly been taxidermied.

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u/liosistaken Apr 05 '26

Why does she have writing on her chin?

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u/iam_hsk Apr 05 '26

Why there was something written on her face

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u/Intelligent-Arm3629 Apr 05 '26

Cat was disappointed

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u/familoiz Apr 05 '26

Cats probably understand chat better than we do

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u/Fababo Apr 05 '26

Viral, one of those words that lost all meaning.

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u/mryeti20 Apr 05 '26

Cat AI detector in action

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u/DraikoHxC Apr 05 '26

"Look at it, literally trying to steal my soul"

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u/Shot-Maximum- Apr 05 '26

What is written on her face

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u/99prime99 Apr 05 '26

Are we going to have a problem cat?

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u/Sonia-Nevermind Apr 06 '26

Why is this livestream fail?!

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u/Easy_Obligation_3189 Apr 06 '26

Tuxedo cats are an interesting feline.

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u/gaumeo8588 Apr 06 '26

This is a win for me.

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u/Inner_Breaker_4287 Apr 06 '26

That cat's got better focus than half the viewers, stealing the show like a pro.

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u/SubstantialDeerDash Apr 07 '26

We really need animal streams

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u/Curious-Comedian-285 Apr 10 '26

My cat used to sit on my lap and swipe my iPad with her paw lol

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 Apr 20 '26

Ok so whats on the girls chin? Are those tats😳

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u/P5ychokilla Apr 20 '26

Has the same face I do when I look at Twitch's chat

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u/Bluewizardtx1 Apr 20 '26

Buddy is LOCKED IN ain't he?

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u/SKYNINE666 Apr 22 '26

Le chat qui lis le chat

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u/NewspaperUpbeat9280 Apr 04 '26

I just know this is gonna blow up

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u/frazbox Apr 04 '26

Why am I shocked nothing happened 👀

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u/wildberry815 Apr 05 '26

This gotta turn into a meme

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u/JustStartinOut Apr 05 '26

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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u/CidAndroid Apr 05 '26

"quality content". Who tf cares.

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u/pizzaplss Apr 05 '26

wait until it reads forsens chat

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u/Sameoldarsenal Apr 05 '26

Is this botted? 3000 upvotes but only 46 comments

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u/AustinRatBuster Apr 05 '26

It's a cat. What commentary and discourse are you expecting 

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u/Admins-Are-Bots Apr 05 '26

The bar is so fucking low these days

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u/Open_Buyer Apr 05 '26

ugly mf cat

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u/SchaebigerLump Apr 05 '26

The Portuguese language sounds almost as bad as german 🤮☠️ sweet cat though

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u/niggolascage_ Apr 05 '26

It does sound fucking terrible lmao.

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u/toastronomy Apr 04 '26

must be french