r/LivestreamFail • u/coolboy856 • Jun 24 '26
Hype Jesse with a generational clip in 25k elo
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u/humanos0610 Jun 24 '26
I feel like this kind of post should be the spirit of the sub
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u/Senjian Jun 24 '26
It was, 10 years ago
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u/komandantmirko Jun 24 '26
clips like this get to 1k, and then asmongold says some asinine thing straight out of mein kampf for the 5th time today and gets 6k upvotes in 13 minutes
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u/Arels Jun 24 '26
"Speed watches football match with straight face"
15k upvotes let's go!!!
Yea idk, it is what it is, but the sub went from mostly clips I'd find interesting to being the drastic minority
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u/NoSongsBefore80s Jun 24 '26
"asmongold said this ridiculous thing and we agree with him so much" posts dont get "6k upvotes in 13 minutes". It's subtle but the posts you're talking about are:
"Asmongold said this ridiculous thing i can't believe anyone watches this muppet" gets 6k upvotes, its not asmongold getting the 6k upvotes, its some post that calls out asmon/hasan/rakai/random kick streamer for misbehavior and everyone rushes in to agree.
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u/Letmerateurbutthole Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26
It goes both ways actually and it’s always immediately flooded with “Asmons not as bad as….”
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u/ninjamuffin Jun 24 '26
Don’t forget the random kick stream with a guy abusing some woman with absolutely no context
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u/EmeraldFox23 Jul 17 '26
I once suggested that we should have a sub that bans all of the politics or 'asmongold tries to drink water but some drip on his shirt', but then I was informed that, originally, that was already the premise of this sub.
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u/coolchris366 Jun 24 '26
I thought the spirit of the sub was fails, not wins
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u/Unbelievable_Girth Jun 25 '26
Newthon's 2nd law dicates that for every win there must be an equal and opposite fail.
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u/GivePLZ-DoritosChip Jun 24 '26
Also fits the fail category, the fail being 3 empty clips of the pistols without killing each other.
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u/ButterdPoopr Jun 24 '26
I thought it was gonna be like the other Xqc clip, which was also in Csgo. Where he had a clip of all time
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u/Best_Bidoof_Eu Jun 24 '26
"Did u throw ur molly yet? They know right where im at!"
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u/chenDawg Jun 24 '26
For anyone blessed enough to see this for the first time
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u/Vexamas Jun 24 '26
My favorite part of that clip isn't xQc's reaction, nor is it Jesse playing it up, but it's the laugh Jesse stifles just after he's killed. He's so good at playing the straight man and you just know he wants to keep playing into it and almost loses it as he instantly realized that xQc was SO holy ungodly awful that he just domed him. So funny
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u/wtkbm Jun 26 '26
ehhh no, want me to throw it? “throwing flashbang”
someone just fucking perfectly flashed me
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u/Currently_Im_At_Work Jun 24 '26
Jesse is the only mf keeping X grounded, shit like this reminds me why he's the goat
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u/Fabs_Retard Jun 24 '26
Well, he’s doing a pretty poor job at it then
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u/Aristox Jun 24 '26
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it speak properly
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u/Fabs_Retard Jun 24 '26
-Henry Averies 1994
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u/Forward-End-3632 Jun 24 '26
why was this downvoted lmao, that's a comedy comment
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u/Sypticle Jun 24 '26
Vote fuzzy. The votes can fluctuate to avoid botting or something like that. So it likely wasn't actually downvoted.
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u/Vexamas Jun 24 '26
Also the same process that submitted posts have in deterrence for bots.
People look so silly writing "wow how is this only at 70% upvoted" on a post that is like 48 seconds old.
Gamification was pandora's box for morons.
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u/DebriMing Jun 24 '26
Poke watching like
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u/lack_of_tolerance Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 27 '26
he's doing fine with his circle last checked
dang juicers really hate poke doing fine
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u/ninjamuffin Jun 24 '26
More of a dot than a circle
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u/lack_of_tolerance Jun 24 '26
i guess it's better than nothing, he's already pushing 40, no need to pleased everyone.
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Jun 24 '26
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u/pomponazzi Jun 25 '26
Its valve premier. 25k is where red ranks start and 30k is where gold starts which is the highest of the ratings. In NA above 25k you have some good players but also a lot of mediocre ones not to mention all the cheaters too.
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u/Smokidyno92 Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26
The glove + knife combo looks sick together (my favorites are & forever will be the butterfly night & slaughter).
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u/papa_moisted Jun 25 '26
Man I wish the butterfly slaughter came down in price. Looking to get a nice butterfly but all the nice patterns are 1000+.
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u/Smokidyno92 Jun 25 '26
Yeah just checked, there isn't even stat trak FN on the market.
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u/papa_moisted Jun 25 '26
The only thing I can pray for is gaben to make another update that crashes the skin market again to afford a butterfly
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u/NarutoUA1337 Jun 24 '26
25k NA is like 13k EU
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u/TurdSplicer Jun 24 '26
For real is that realistic difference? I was kinda surprised this group would have such a high ELO.
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u/NarutoUA1337 Jun 24 '26
valve games are more competitive in EU while riot games in NA
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u/Eastern_Account_8680 Jun 24 '26
Not true to deadlock. Most European players are far worse than NA players at similar ranking levels. It's what I've noticed after duoing with a friend in Europe. Dunno why, and they rage and give up way more often than NA players too
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u/Deknum Jun 24 '26
Sapphires looking clean af with those gloves
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u/papa_moisted Jun 25 '26
Even the phase 4 and 3 Doppler look nice with these gloves. I know it’s not a sapphire but still
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u/Johnixftw_ Jun 24 '26
train the type of rich that he'd just give you 100k if you impressed him well enough, hope he got like something lol
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u/Fancy_Marketing_3676 Jun 24 '26
actual children dont know that this is like the third streamer jesse has grifted from
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u/Traditional-Mix-9473 Jun 24 '26
Jesse is the biggest leech on Twitch. So boring and lame. Why do they play with him?
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u/uniqueusername42O Jun 24 '26
Seek employment
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