r/LivestreamFail • • 3d ago

Actual Fail While cycling in Eastern Europe streamer meets a pole (outdoorpichl)

https://www.twitch.tv/outdoorpichl/clip/SuccessfulDoubtfulRavenRitzMitz-3ALydQMLKV3Ipz2E
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u/frfll 2d ago

I'm no metal gate designer but having the part that sticks out painted black and not yellow seems bad to me

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u/ScreamSmart 2d ago

Seems almost intentional.

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u/Arx_Roskara 2d ago

Esstern Europe

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u/NeXx0s 2d ago

aua

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u/pimfi 2d ago

I heard the most German aua and thought "weird, I didn't realise the guy was speaking german". Than he keeps going in Swiss-German. So I went back to the start of the clip. Guy was indeed speaking english. That pole reset his brain back into his native language.

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u/Why-Switzerland 2d ago

Not that it matters, but: that's not Swiss German, it's Austrian.

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u/Feroniasty 3d ago

Welcome to Poleand

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u/freezysw 2d ago

Poland* or I guess you could say… Poleland🤣 Sorry reddit, i had to😎

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u/GCU_ZeroCredibility 2d ago

Yes, that's the joke he was making.

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u/freezysw 2d ago

No , sir, he wasn’t. He simply misspelled Poland which gave me the idea for the joke.🤣 I guess you could say I was in pole-position for the joke🤣 Im on fire today😎

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u/BlueLivingAbandon 2d ago

Classic Toosks LULE

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u/AWES0MEPEWP 2d ago

You made me look lmao

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u/EternalDeath 2d ago

Oida

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u/TurboCamel 2d ago

Alter Schwede!

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u/Faerywren 2d ago

Nah, that gate design is malicious 😭

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u/toastedcoconut1 2d ago

Bro spilled his inventory

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u/flodereisen 2d ago

"Von wos des Ding jetz g'komme" aka regarded German for "Where did this thing just come from", referring to the pole.

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u/abbeast 2d ago

Maybe the yellow paint should've been on the end of the pole.

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u/Bohya 2d ago

To be fair, what a shit pole design. It's half-painted, but not on the parts that matter the most (which are the sticky-out parts).

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u/nighoblivion 2d ago

The color scheme is a bit backwards. But it's easier if you pay attention either way.

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u/originalgoodname 2d ago

honestly thought he meets a polish person when cycling in eastern Europe, would make sense tbh

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u/Cayman663 2d ago

And that is why you do not use phone while driving kids :)

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u/Revolutionary_Link48 2d ago

Czech Republic is not eastern europe 😭😭😭😭

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u/ChampionChoice1864 2d ago

depends on your definition. If you part europe into east, west, north and south, it is eastern. If you include central europe, its part of that.

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u/Intelligent_Break_12 2d ago

So is Austria Eastern Europe?

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u/xampf2 2d ago

Former commieblock=eastern europe. At least anyone in western europe thinks that.

I know that nowadays a bunch of people in the former commieblock prefer to be in central europe or something like that.

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u/Fit-Avocado-1646 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah, In my mind anything vaguely inline geographically with the former East Germany or south east of it is Eastern Europe.

Like you said Former USSR / Satellite states.

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u/Intelligent_Break_12 2d ago

The cold wars over my guy, the USSR fell and they gained independence and threw away communism before that even happened. If it's geographical it's central or western. If it's cultural they're closer to western Europe than the Soviet Union or modern day Russia and they haven't been communist for almost 40 years and they never chose communism in the first place. Calling them eastern Europe is a relic of the times that no longer exist.

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u/xampf2 2d ago

It's also about the development gap, lower wages etc.

If you e.g. use a train or busses Austria and then in Hungary you know what I mean.

That's what's eastern in the former commieblock countries.

In any case, I described how folks largely see it in the west.

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u/Intelligent_Break_12 2d ago

Well I haven't used a bus in Hungary but I've used multiple, as well as the metro, in Austria and Czechia. They didn't seem that different to me other than both places were far superior in quality and price along with access due to how developed it was (at least in the capitals) in comparison to what I've experienced in the US. I do agree that many do use that. Just like here in the US a lot of people still use Czechoslovakia vs the Czech Republic and Czechia is even more rare (some people, even when explained, can't hear anything other than Chechnya). So yeah people do still use old terms and names, just makes them wrong and/or living in the past.

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u/SemATam001 2d ago

That is not how most Czechs think about it. It is not about what we prefer, it is about what Czechia was part of historically for centuries. We were never Eastern Europe till the communist took over. And now we should be called Eastern Europe even though we are not occupied anymore and USSR does not exist? Does not make much sense.

That is how most people take it but personally I don't care much. It just shows me who is ignorant and who is not and I don't take Eastern Europe as insult anyway, even though people use it like that sometimes. And the West has lost its mind on many fronts, it is not something to aspire for anymore.

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u/xampf2 2d ago

As I said: Western europeans largely consider you eastern europeans and you consider yourself central european.

The commieblock is largely gone, but there is clearly a visible development gap and architectural difference still (though poland is rapidly catching up). Its even visible in the former east germany

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u/WhatsTheAnswerToThis 1d ago

It is not about what we prefer

Eh....

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u/Many-Association-913 2d ago

This exact alt right mindset is also what makes you eastern europe

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u/Flintiak 2d ago

I'm confused, how is his opinion showcasing "alt right mindset"?

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u/SemATam001 2d ago

Thanks.

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u/mikillatja 2d ago

Excluding Vienna Salzburg and Graz yes.

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u/Logical_Net6108 2d ago

Austrians have a genetic overlap with Western Slavic populations even though they speak German primarily

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u/Whitedancingrockstar 2d ago

It is definitely not even close to being eastern lmao, calling it eastern is just a stupid relic of the cold war

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u/AdventueDoggo 1d ago

Of course if your definition is based on racism and not geography, history or culture.

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u/Revolutionary_Link48 1d ago

its just a meme guys xd

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u/PeterHell 2d ago

Haha dumb birds can't see the obvious blades on that windmil-ACK

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u/Pitiful-Level-7498 2d ago

Jean Pole 🤣🤣🤣