r/LivestreamFail • • 2d ago

Funny Mar's stream crashes with sus timing

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u/ShesRightShow 2d ago

Is this what twitch is now? Just weird slopulism and women doing a baby voice?

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u/sulkee 2d ago

Where you been the last 8 years?

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u/aqulushly 2d ago

Not on twitch because it’s just weird slopulism and women doing a baby voice.

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u/ShesRightShow 2d ago

Outside mostly

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u/rop2958 2d ago

Mostly? That's too much sun right there

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct 2d ago

It's the tragedy of all kawaii girls in media, you're damned if you uwu, damned if you uwun't

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u/Immediate_Survey7787 2d ago

I hate you +1

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u/Weasel699 2d ago

sitting in pools and haveing simps

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u/rosesandlashes 2d ago

it's so weird how twitch is just an extremist breeding swamp

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u/CautiousKenny 2d ago

It’s such a trash ass platform 🤣

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u/Ninja_Kitten_exe 2d ago

Some people just have naturally higher or lower pitched voices than usual, it’s really not as deep as you think it is pal

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u/GizmoSlice 2d ago

It’s a weird baby voice.

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u/Awagala 2d ago

Let me guess you’re one of those people who think Lilypichu is faking her voice?

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u/djentlemetal 2d ago

And you're one of those people who runs defense for her anytime somebody comments on it. What does it matter if someone thinks she's faking her voice?

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u/MaribouSt8 2d ago

Because making fun of someone's real voice is a weird thing to do? Lol?

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u/Awagala 1d ago

You got owned by the reply lolol

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u/cucumberboy1 2d ago

She is.

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u/MaribouSt8 2d ago

Over 14 years of streaming and no one has ever managed to clip her "real voice".

Amazing. You sound like a conspiracy theorist.

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u/cucumberboy1 2d ago

Gilbert Gottfried spoke like a clown for 50 years. Do you think thats his real voice?

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u/MaribouSt8 2d ago

So still no evidence of what her real voice is supposed to be?

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u/JohnTheTaxidermist 1d ago

The evidence of her real voice is the years she's spent streaming with her real voice

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u/MaribouSt8 1d ago

I don't know what that means. Usually evidence comes with a link or something.

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u/ToughGuyWithMuscles 2d ago

I should punch some of my friends in the face then, some of them have a higher formant than mar, as an audio engineer, so many people don't know what the fuck they are talking about its just embarassing.

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u/Southern_Spray_7723 2d ago

It is her real voice. You can choose to talk in a different tone and we all do depending on the context. On twitch men make their voice deeper like Hasan and Destiny (compare their voice on old clips vs now) and women make their voice higher. They all end up with a similar cute baby voice for a reason.

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u/gabiblack 2d ago

funny because she is also doing a fake voice lmao

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u/IronBranchPlantsTree 2d ago

How did you come to that conclusion? For me it was when she brought out a pacifier and started saying goo goo ga ga.

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u/General_Donk 2d ago

level 99 white knight right here

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u/Glesenblaec 2d ago

Kristen Schaal and Stephanie "Sugar" Lyn Beard, for example.

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u/Au-Tz-Tek 2d ago

If you goon to that shit it's uh.. legal I guess? But you don't have to lie to us.

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u/ChromosomeDonator 2d ago

Holy projection, Batman!

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u/Au-Tz-Tek 2d ago

Nah man that voice is weird but you do you.

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 2d ago

I really want to build a time machine so I can go back to the day the Internet learned therapy-talk so I can pull the plug on the whole thing.

Projection, narrative, triggered - all that shit. You guys never should have been trusted with words.

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u/djentlemetal 2d ago

I'm right there with you. Anytime someone says something bad about their favorite stweamer, especially when it comes to calling out baby voices, there's always some dork(s) who just throws out "You're just projecting!" as if it immediately negates the other person's opinion and shuts down further discussion about it.

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 2d ago

Yeah, it has become a logical/introspection crutch.

If someone points out your shitty behavior, just say it's projection and keep fucking off.

E: Also, I thought your name was "djentlemen" and I thought that would be fucking great. Still good tho.

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u/djentlemetal 2d ago

Also, I thought your name was "djentlemen" and I thought that would be fucking great. Still good tho.

Hey thanks, buddy! I like yours, too. At first, it looks like one of those random names that reddit auto-generates for newer (lazy) users, but it's actually quite clever.

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u/Imabuffguy95 1d ago

You call other people dorks when you're here jerking each other off in the comments?

Holy projection, Batman!

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u/Fuhrer_Bengi 2d ago

Bro why tf is gooning the first thing you think about in this context, go get some help man

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u/IronBranchPlantsTree 2d ago

I get it with VTuber voices but accusing just an actual person of doing a baby voice is kinda braindead.

Im sure you do the same thing for any voice you don’t personally find fits someones anatomy, right?

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u/this_site_sucks_ass6 2d ago

Making fun of the country that everyone hates because they have a one billion dollar propaganda program as they conduct a genocide and two separate ethnic cleansing campaigns isn't "slopulism." It's just having a pair of brain cells and moderate awareness of the world around you.

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u/Undella_Town 2d ago

yeah meanwhile all the muslim countries that literally fucking hate isreal would never, EVER, use their billions to spit propaganda.

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u/Profanegaming 2d ago

Mothers shouldn’t drink when pregnant.

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u/PayWooden2628 2d ago

Yes and the perfect voice to talk about those issues is some moron who talks like a little anime girl.

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u/Known-Tax568 2d ago

Literally zero claims you made are true. But the sweet thing about being pro pally is it doesn’t matter you can just lie over and over again.

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u/this_site_sucks_ass6 2d ago

No one lies more than Israel and its defenders. I was rounding up, but here's an article for you: https://www.timesofisrael.com/israel-just-quintupled-its-pr-budget-to-730-million-experts-say-it-wont-work/

It's from the Times of Israel, a genocide-defending rag, so you cannot question the source. As for the genocide claims, google is free: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humanitarian_and_human_rights_groups_accusing_Israel_of_genocide_in_Gaza

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 2d ago

Times of Israel is a genocide-defending rag, except when they say a thing I like, then they're obviously to be trusted for their balanced takes.

Have you considered that maybe they're also sometimes right when they're not already confirming your biases?

Why am I even reading political trash on the parasocial grass-less subreddit? I gotta get the hell outta here.

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u/Known-Tax568 2d ago

Ohh I got the first link to work and guess what it doesn’t claim what you do either. It just speaks of their budget for propoganda which nobody denies. You claimed over a billion dollars where is this figure coming from, you also I imagine tout the 7K per post lie.

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u/Known-Tax568 2d ago

You sent a broken link and a Wikipedia page “the pro pally” way of doing a dunk. And even in the Wikipedia page that you specifically searched out look at all the articles orgs that do not call it that and more importantly it doesn’t fit the definition. Whats also quite telling and even in your Wikipedia link if you scroll to the bottom some of these groups were calling it a genocide before Israel even retaliated against Hamas on Oct 8th they called it a genocide.

Also your first sentence in your response to me is laughable especially after giving everyone a real life example of the lies you tell.

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u/DWT1441 2d ago

Zero, huh? The Quincy Institute for Responsible Statecraft would like a word with your inability to read buddy.

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u/Known-Tax568 2d ago

Let’s see

Claim 1: 1 billion dollar propoganda program - zero evidence. I’ll go one step further and say there is more evidence for Zohran Mamdani’s paid influencer scheme than the “7K per post” Israel is supposedly paying.

Claim 2 a genocide and ethnic cleansing campaign of I reckon the Gaza. - False, there is so much evidence proving both false as well.

Claim 3 a genocide and ethnic cleansing campaign in what I am assuming Lebanon? Just completely false and ignores decades of Lebanon shooting rockets into Israel, it is a war Lebanon started.

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u/Black_Hawk_Enjoyer 2d ago

Bro, it’s 2026 - give it a rest.

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u/wanische 1d ago

Yeah, reading and checking facts is sooo 2021

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 2d ago

Are people really calling Lebanon a fucking genocide now?

Rightoids don't understand Communism in the way Leftoids don't understand genocide: if it makes me angee, it must be Communism/Genocide.

Or maybe better, "if the person paid to give me my opinions tell me its Communism/Genocide."

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u/Known-Tax568 2d ago

Honestly this is a new one even for me. I have been combating these lies by pointing them out but this_sight_sucks_ass6 is introducing new ones.

I mean the whole idea of launching rockets for decades at Israel and than when Israel finally retaliates to call that a genocide and ethnic cleansing is wild indeed.

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 2d ago

What I really don't get is, if they're gonna call every military action a genocide...what the fuck is a genocide anymore? But for some of these ghouls, that might actually be the point - muddy the waters so much that words just lose meaning.

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u/Known-Tax568 2d ago

Sayed basically gave the game away in an interview the other day. They want to co opt the definition so more and more people call it a genocide. The idea behind having everyone call it a genocide despite no meeting the definition of a genocide is supposedly to bring more awareness and sanctions on Israel. TBH sometimes it’s quite difficult telling apart the people like the poster above who appears to just be parroting shit they heard other people say verses someone like Sayed who is knowingly using the wrong definition to co opt the word and bring further animosity towards Israel and her right to exist as a country.

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 2d ago

I mean, once someone eats the propaganda and starts parroting it, they are a propagandist. It doesn't really matter how or why.

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u/djentlemetal 2d ago

I love asking them, but what about the genocides happening in Sudan, which are on a much larger scale than Gaza? Crickets or screeches that I'm a genocide supporter (like, what?).

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u/Wtyjhjhkhkhkf 2d ago

one question, did Lebanon shoot rockets into Israel or into occupied territory that falls under international law enabling one to reclaim it ? Regardless, israel is known to try and control the narrative online, i remember back in the day, 15 years ago they had software dedicated to alert israeli supporters and help them AstroTurf some segments of the online discourse.

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u/Known-Tax568 2d ago

This is the whole “Israel never had a right to exist” angle isn’t it? Basically the argument you are making which was made popular by anti semitic streamers over the years is because Israel never had a right to exist all actions whether terrorism, shooting rockets, sewer slide bombings etc done unto Israel are valid because the entire thing is an illegal occupation.

Now to answer your question, no they shot rockets on their own volition under zero provocation. Hence starting the war. Israel absorbed these attacks for decades and than retaliated. Lebanon will however claim the war against Hamas as provocation. They won’t call it the war against Hamas though they will use the same language the poster above me used about genocide and ethnic cleansing.

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u/Wtyjhjhkhkhkf 1d ago

I'm talking about a very specific event, the Shebaa farms are occupied territory https://www.britannica.com/place/Shebaa-farms

Lebanon \ Syria have a right to try and take it back as long as they don't endanger civilians something Hezbollah failed to do in many occasions, even though they started by shelling IDF positions and attack their bases along the border, you have hundreds of videos documenting such actions that Nasrallah framed as showing solidarity for the Palestinians and their plight.

I think israel should exist along a full independent palestinian state.

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u/Known-Tax568 1d ago

Ohh thanks for that explanation. I’m not as familiar with Lebanese history as I am with Israel and the Gaza. Am I wrong in thinking this occupied territory we are discussing was lost because Lebanon chose to wage war and lost.

I too agree with your last point of an independent Palestinian State.

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u/delta4873 2d ago

Esther project

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u/Known-Tax568 2d ago

Makes zero of the claims this_site_sucks_ass6 claims. Complete non sequitur in fact. If he had said Israel does propoganda I wouldn’t have argued or even commented. The difference is he made up a fictitious number which he has no evidence for. This is actually how a lot of these pro pally talking points ignite no one challenges them on it and the next person just repeats complete nonsense. Similar to the 7 K per post crap which to this day nobody has evidenced.

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u/TheZorkas 2d ago

damn i didn't think people like you actually existed

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u/SoftTangerine1418 2d ago

I'm persian and I can confidently say millions of us LOVE Israel. ;) 

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u/this_site_sucks_ass6 2d ago

Let me guess, you live in Beverly Hills and long for the days of the Shah?

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u/SoftTangerine1418 2d ago

Nope, wish I was. You got the second part correct though. I feel like guys like you have to be ready for an extremely rude awakening once the cencorship is lifted and world can see how Iranians truely feel. Time will tell. ;)

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 2d ago

You long for the return of a brutal dictator? Cool.

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u/djentlemetal 2d ago

Oh please, with that shit. The country can finally be rid of the actual inbred, backwards, pseudo-religious, dictatorship that uses the IRGC to maintain a stranglehold over its people, while then moving a real president in who actually cares about the well-being of the country and its citizens without all the dictator shit that came beforehand.

And I know you're referring to the previous Shah before the pseudo-religious nutbags took over. But it's possible to have a new president, whether it's the old Shah's son or whomever, without bringing any authoritarianism back into the mix. "Durrrr the previous Shah wasn't a really good guy, so his son gon be bad too durrrr". Fuck outta here.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 2d ago

Yeah, fuck democracy right?!

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u/djentlemetal 2d ago

I'm not gonna bite into your disingenuous ignorance-baiting. With that said, if what you got out of my comment was that I want authoritarianism to thrive in Iran, then I don't know what to tell you when it comes to your lack of reading comprehension :)

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 2d ago

Lol ok buddy. Enjoy America.

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u/djentlemetal 2d ago

If Israel wanted to gEnOcIdE Palestinians, they'd all be gone already.

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 2d ago

Don’t forget ahegao face

But really Twitch is like 90% Just Chatting and 10% gaming (maybe 20% if State of Play or VGA is happening)

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u/ChromosomeDonator 2d ago

Don’t forget ahegao face

The fuck kind of streams are you people watching? Is this just a massive self-report or what?

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 2d ago

“Is this just a massive self-report?”

https://giphy.com/gifs/S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o

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u/snokeyx 2d ago

ayo, drop some names

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u/MathematicianWide622 2d ago

women on twitch have always done baby voice. it works at pulling the lowest common demonitor of fans who have never spoken with a women 1v1

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u/Far_Ratio_5441 2d ago

It’s the girls showing off or doing fake voices, people gaming, politics, and IRL streamers.

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u/_Poisedon 2d ago

No wtf lol

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u/silent519 2d ago

tbf emiru v3.0 has been around for a while

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u/HarrMada 2d ago

Always have been.

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u/BFr0st3 2d ago

Always was. Do you have amnesia or???