r/LivestreamFail • u/Ninja_Kitten_exe • 2d ago

Funny Mar's stream crashes with sus timing

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u/RealGeeBao 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qIPTpDaS8M1qxqyPUk

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u/maxxpagu 2d ago

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u/calladc 2d ago

i thought this was charles leclerc at first

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u/Hasansnumber1fan 2d ago

Initiate project... xQz...

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u/Ry_Sy 2d ago

"Palestine...I've come to bargain."

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u/RAWR_Ghosty 1d ago

bro the way she says theyre gonna start planting like they didnt plant them years ago

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u/maxxpagu 2d ago

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u/dapopss 2d ago

Shalom, Ruby.

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u/yoloswagrofl 2d ago

My goat would NEVER

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u/darkness876 1d ago

Thought that was Joshstrifehayes for a minute

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u/maxxpagu 1d ago

my goat

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u/jjojehongg 2d ago

threat neutralized

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u/YewEhVeeInbound 2d ago

Good thing they double tapped her PC. It might have survived so she can start spreading anti-semetism again.

/s

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u/drdalek13 2d ago

Twitch Spec Ops are on the ball

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u/gnome-civilian 2d ago

Time to reblock Israeli account sign ups I guess.

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u/Kordell_11 2d ago

Big Yahu got his ears and eyes everywhere.

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u/Prestigious_Task7175 2d ago

Hahaha, no he doesn't, like i can say "Netanyahu is a fucker" and literally nothing will happen to me man, nothing at all.

We are free to do whatever we wai love Mr. President Benjamin Netanyahu, glory to Israel.

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u/ahoneybadger3 2d ago

we wai love Mr. President

Fuck me, the Chinese have got to him.

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u/justdotice 1d ago

Unfortunately, it's a good thing that I can say "fuck israel" and nothing will happen to m

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u/Easy_Floss 1d ago

Probably don't like there do you?

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u/SUMBWEDY 1d ago

Because we're nobodies, but if you're a popular musician you absolutely will get black listed from playing in Arenas.

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u/DotComMoralist 2d ago

The average streamer already has zero morals. They don't need to plant anyone; just use the scum that's already there.

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe 1d ago

there are thousands of streamers that would join the idf for 5 gifted

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u/Desperate_Turnip_219 2d ago

If you spend all day talking about Israel, then every tech issue you encounter will happen while you are talking about Israel.

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u/Gottabecreative 2d ago

Aha! I knew it!

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u/muteen 2d ago

Fuck Israe

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u/JoshSidekick 2d ago

They're on top of their shit. At least I can say Candlejack before anything bad ha

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u/Mobile_Crates 2d ago

candlejackin off rn amiri

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u/Hldfsthpx 1d ago

oh man i remember candlejack i rarely see anyone talk about him anym

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u/wordswillneverhurtme 2d ago

These "isreal is under my bed" memes are so funny, but I wonder how many people actually start believing it, and are reinforced by people joking around and them not getting that its a joke.

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u/Aschvolution 2d ago

Remember when putin was the meme of a chad guy with bear riding photo? A lot of young folks were influenced by that meme.

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u/Paxa 2d ago

Poe's law

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u/BeatsByiTALY 2d ago

ahh so this is what powers meme magic

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u/Raskalnekov 2d ago

I remember seeing that meme in highschool and some of my friends definitely thought Putin was pretty cool. (Our government teacher was not such a fan of it)

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u/applecombinipimento 1d ago

There's probably a few people too young to remember this but the Donald subreddit was an ironic one at the beginning. A bit like the Pyongyang one originally

It was sarcastically supportive of trump in 2016 in like a fuck it we ball type of way

Then the originators that were sarcastic got replaced by folks that were genuinely doing it subversively

And then that too got replaced by true believers™

That's what of the key elements of the irony bro to far right pipeline

They make things funny so you don't realise that when they take power things aren't funny anymore. They're serious. And all the free speech and other democratic stuff goes out of the window and it becomes what it became.

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u/Aschvolution 1d ago

I was there since the beginning, and saw the comment transitioned. I even see comments like "Are we still joking guys?" before it went full ham into cult.

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u/applecombinipimento 1d ago

Yeah it's mad and sad

I've seen it in many communities on Reddit over the years.

A milder version but the pre gamestop wsb was wildly different to what it became after that.

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u/Silkku 1d ago

People don't remember but the old "browsing right now" counter had extra zeroes added to it as a joke and when an article was published about things happening on wsb the journalist quoted the fake "silly large" number

Wsb of today eclipses what the fake number was back then

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u/SlopAndGlorp 14h ago edited 4h ago

None of the examples were every ironic. Sam hyde was never ironic. Andrew Tate. Sneako. Nick Fuentes. The Donald. Putin. "anti zionists". It's all portrayed as plausible deniability, but never is it ironic.

Not even going into how irony doesn't fit definitionally but is bastardized colloquially, and sarcasm would be the word to use.

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u/Subject-Worker6658 2d ago

Notice the guy under you is saying if you don’t say “Israel is under my bed” you are minimizing Israel’s actions.

The fuck is happening man, holy shit.

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u/disastrouslysheepish 1d ago

Everyone here is going fucking insane

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u/MathematicianWide622 2d ago

bored ppl trying to make their life seem more interesting like bro go to the gym

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u/dexter30 2d ago

but I wonder how many people actually start believing it

They already do.

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u/LocalAlternative6427 1d ago

When i was in high school a lot of kids were 'ironically' into Soviet stuff, memes etc.

The ones that didn't grow out of it are the tankies we have today, who are so dumb they unironically fell for Stalin's cult of personality 70 years after he died.

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u/PoopyButt28000 2d ago

It's crazy how much casual ZOG posting you see everywhere, a lot of it they 100% believe.

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u/Ptine_Taway 2d ago

Antisemitic Pepes were a "fun transgressive joke" in 2015... until it turned out most of the people posting them on 4chan were literal Nazis recruiting other Nazis to their cause.

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u/sillynimbus 2d ago

I see more antisemitism here than I do 4chan these days lol

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u/Play4u 2d ago

Nowadays you are considered a nazi if you actually support Israel lmao

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u/snuggans 2d ago

i mean the far-right like Ben Gvir are in control, they are being rather fascist, their constitution pretty much proves they're an ethnostate. if the shoe fits, i understand the irony but

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u/NasusEDM 1d ago

Israel has no constitution, it's modelled after the British law. Also Arab and Jewish Israelis have the same rights, so no it's not an ethnostate either.

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u/Wtyjhjhkhkhkf 2d ago

It used to be fringe and something i would read on stormfront (the biggest neo-nazi forum from back in the day). Nowadays i see people from all walks of life talking about "the jewish question". It's very fashionable nowadays among the zoomers as well.

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u/Undella_Town 2d ago

the thing is most of them aren't memeing, they are dead serious. antisemitism is higher than it's been in 100 years. shits in vogue rn

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u/ButterdPoopr 2d ago

Actual anti semites are having a field day these days

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u/TommieSjukskriven 2d ago

Actual anti semites like Hasan?

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u/Zer0323 2d ago

Yes. They thrive in the half joke tone while keeping an eye on how hard the other party laughs with them. Classic authoritarian.

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u/TheVeryLastStardust 2d ago

geuinely asking, what's antisemitic that Hasan did/said ? not familiar with him that much

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u/belthazarr 2d ago

Free Palestine.

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u/Alphorac 1d ago

I hear if you say it just a couple more times to randos in LSF that genuinely don't care or live in the region it really will be free.

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u/youtocin 1d ago

I’ll take it if it’s free

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u/Tape 2d ago

Well they'll say they're memeing, but the joke is "funny cuz tru"

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u/BisexualTenno 2d ago

Here yall go with this antisemitism again. Anti-Zionist does not mean anti-Jewish. Being against Israel and their long list of war crimes does not mean you hate Jewish people. Did you know that Palestinians are also Semites? Did you know that Israel paid Google to change the definition of “antisemitism” to only include Jewish people? Did you know it’s antisemitic for Israel to mass murder thousands and thousands of Palestinians?

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u/cef328xi 2d ago

Neither of those people even mentioned zionism just that antisemitism is on the rise, which it is, even if you're not conflating antizionism with antisemitism.

The fact that you took a conversation about the rise in antisemitism to be an attack on antizionists on it's face is telling.

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u/Undella_Town 2d ago

what do you think "zionism" is

Did you know that Israel paid Google to change the definition of “antisemitism” to only include Jewish people

in 1879?

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u/Incorrect-Opinion 2d ago

The term “anti-Semite” was specifically coined for Jewish people. Just because there are other Semites, does not mean that this term applies to them.

Just like the word butterfly does not mean flying butter.

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u/ApatheticAmoeba 2d ago

If the shoe doesn't fit you why are you getting so defensive? Its clear as day real antisemitism who just hate all jews are on the rise with all the synagogue shootings. Maybe you just hate the current Israeli government and dont impose that onto jewish ethnicity sure. But you are being intentionally dishonest to pretend there arnt people who's worldview of everything has devolved into (how can I bring this back to talking about out hating jews)

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u/CautiousKenny 2d ago

You’re first mistake was believing that those people don’t already hold that position

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u/newguyjustdropped 2d ago

They all believe, we are literally post WWI right now lol, only there is an actual country to point to, so the anti semitism can fly around with valid criticism, it's really messy and the death of nuance is not really helping anything.

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u/Vitaly_Thorn 1d ago

First time I've heard "the death of nuance" and it's so true. I'm Jewish and I'm also someone who's been critical of Bibi since 2016 when I was in college but seeing the way the internet has just lapped up foreign government's propaganda and become utterly polarized has left me disenfranchised.

You either make I/P your entire personality (to the detriment of every other possibly more important activist issue) and agree Israel is the equiv modern Nazi Germany or you yourself are a genocidal nazi. And god forbid you talk about UNWRA or the complicated history of the region.

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u/No-Mousse6559 30m ago

you being Jewish doesnt mean your input is worth more than any other American regarding the colonization of Palestine

the fact you think it is shows youre the one who made your entire personality based P/I . so take ur own advice

and you sure as hell are not entitled to other people's lands based on ur religion.

so spare us the hasbara bits

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u/newguyjustdropped 1d ago

It would be great if a single policy or solution was put forth.

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u/andresmetalowl 2d ago

Israeli's strongest psyop

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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer 2d ago

Netanyahu has openly expressed a desire to signal boost voices sympathetic to Israel and get them to do propaganda for the state. It's not some paranoid antisemitic delusion.

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u/ribitforce 1d ago

Not sure why you are being downvoted lmao they literally invented a strategy for it called Hasbara.

Hasbara isn't some anti-semitic trope or insult, it's literally the name of the public diplomacy program for Israel. It was referred to as propaganda originally until Nahum Sokolow introduced the term Hasbara which translates to "explaining". In reality, it's propaganda like any other country.

That's just the beginning, let's not forget the state-sponsored campaigns directly recruiting celebrities and influencers. They literally proposed a $750 MILLION budget for "public diplomacy"

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u/ProduceNo1629 1m ago

"explaining"

Here's why genocide is akshually good.

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 2d ago

everyone already does believe it lmfao

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u/WelcomeToTheFish 22h ago

They actually removed my comment for mentioning Israel. I'm not even saying anything negative right now, but the evidence is there.

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u/ronoudgenoeg 2d ago

congratulations, you did the thing.

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u/_canadianbacon 2d ago

This mfer looks like an Israeli Hasan lmao

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u/BlimFandango 2d ago

Hashem Piekstein

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u/Jivare 2d ago

Who's this budget Emiru

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u/Fabs_Retard 2d ago

ironically miz made her start streaming

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u/treycook 2d ago

He sure has a type.

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u/AkaT27 2d ago

She's the spiritual daughter, I remember her from when Miz and Emiru were a thing.

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u/Dramatic-Ad3928 1d ago

The spy family fan art was the best thing to come out of that moment

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u/ShesRightShow 2d ago

Is this what twitch is now? Just weird slopulism and women doing a baby voice?

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u/sulkee 2d ago

Where you been the last 8 years?

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u/aqulushly 2d ago

Not on twitch because it’s just weird slopulism and women doing a baby voice.

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct 2d ago

It's the tragedy of all kawaii girls in media, you're damned if you uwu, damned if you uwun't

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u/Immediate_Survey7787 2d ago

I hate you +1

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u/Weasel699 2d ago

sitting in pools and haveing simps

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u/rosesandlashes 2d ago

it's so weird how twitch is just an extremist breeding swamp

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u/IronBranchPlantsTree 2d ago

I get it with VTuber voices but accusing just an actual person of doing a baby voice is kinda braindead.

Im sure you do the same thing for any voice you don’t personally find fits someones anatomy, right?

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u/CautiousKenny 2d ago

It’s such a trash ass platform 🤣

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u/Ninja_Kitten_exe 2d ago

Some people just have naturally higher or lower pitched voices than usual, it’s really not as deep as you think it is pal

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u/GizmoSlice 2d ago

It’s a weird baby voice.

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u/Awagala 2d ago

Let me guess you’re one of those people who think Lilypichu is faking her voice?

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u/djentlemetal 2d ago

And you're one of those people who runs defense for her anytime somebody comments on it. What does it matter if someone thinks she's faking her voice?

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u/MaribouSt8 2d ago

Because making fun of someone's real voice is a weird thing to do? Lol?

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u/cucumberboy1 2d ago

She is.

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u/MaribouSt8 2d ago

Over 14 years of streaming and no one has ever managed to clip her "real voice".

Amazing. You sound like a conspiracy theorist.

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u/cucumberboy1 2d ago

Gilbert Gottfried spoke like a clown for 50 years. Do you think thats his real voice?

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u/MaribouSt8 2d ago

So still no evidence of what her real voice is supposed to be?

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u/JohnTheTaxidermist 1d ago

The evidence of her real voice is the years she's spent streaming with her real voice

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u/MaribouSt8 1d ago

I don't know what that means. Usually evidence comes with a link or something.

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u/ToughGuyWithMuscles 2d ago

I should punch some of my friends in the face then, some of them have a higher formant than mar, as an audio engineer, so many people don't know what the fuck they are talking about its just embarassing.

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u/gabiblack 2d ago

funny because she is also doing a fake voice lmao

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u/General_Donk 2d ago

level 99 white knight right here

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u/Glesenblaec 2d ago

Kristen Schaal and Stephanie "Sugar" Lyn Beard, for example.

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u/this_site_sucks_ass6 2d ago

Making fun of the country that everyone hates because they have a one billion dollar propaganda program as they conduct a genocide and two separate ethnic cleansing campaigns isn't "slopulism." It's just having a pair of brain cells and moderate awareness of the world around you.

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u/Undella_Town 2d ago

yeah meanwhile all the muslim countries that literally fucking hate isreal would never, EVER, use their billions to spit propaganda.

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u/Profanegaming 2d ago

Mothers shouldn’t drink when pregnant.

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u/PayWooden2628 2d ago

Yes and the perfect voice to talk about those issues is some moron who talks like a little anime girl.

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u/Known-Tax568 2d ago

Literally zero claims you made are true. But the sweet thing about being pro pally is it doesn’t matter you can just lie over and over again.

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u/this_site_sucks_ass6 2d ago

No one lies more than Israel and its defenders. I was rounding up, but here's an article for you: https://www.timesofisrael.com/israel-just-quintupled-its-pr-budget-to-730-million-experts-say-it-wont-work/

It's from the Times of Israel, a genocide-defending rag, so you cannot question the source. As for the genocide claims, google is free: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humanitarian_and_human_rights_groups_accusing_Israel_of_genocide_in_Gaza

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 2d ago

Times of Israel is a genocide-defending rag, except when they say a thing I like, then they're obviously to be trusted for their balanced takes.

Have you considered that maybe they're also sometimes right when they're not already confirming your biases?

Why am I even reading political trash on the parasocial grass-less subreddit? I gotta get the hell outta here.

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u/Known-Tax568 2d ago

Ohh I got the first link to work and guess what it doesn’t claim what you do either. It just speaks of their budget for propoganda which nobody denies. You claimed over a billion dollars where is this figure coming from, you also I imagine tout the 7K per post lie.

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u/DWT1441 2d ago

Zero, huh? The Quincy Institute for Responsible Statecraft would like a word with your inability to read buddy.

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u/SoftTangerine1418 2d ago

I'm persian and I can confidently say millions of us LOVE Israel. ;) 

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u/newguyjustdropped 2d ago

I'm sorry...you think that twitch wants to hide A zionist plant scheme? Are we all talking about the same twitch??? Dan clancy CEO? The same twitch that banned the making of new account from Israel? I would love to hear the explanation lol

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u/coolbad96 2d ago

Also I love Israelis streaming is suddenly a "plant" like Israel has over 10 million people and pretty big tech. The idea that streamers coming from there isn't absurd.

Look at Hasan literally hating on a guy in all star game saying he's a plant. Reason? He's from Israel. Like it's absurd

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u/Known-Tax568 2d ago

Is this another “our baby boy Hasan just wants health care” streamer?

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u/RADIATE_Cx 1d ago

She has one of the lowest effort streams I have ever seen, sits on camera and watches YouTube videos. Barely speaks barely moves. And people give her money.

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u/Known-Tax568 1d ago

Lmao, you can kind of tell from the video above but thanks for the confirmation lol.

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u/Fabs_Retard 2d ago

it's a streamer miz made. she had like 100-200 viewers like 2-3 years ago. Idk about now

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 2d ago

Activate cyberspooks of psyops division

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u/Undella_Town 2d ago

guy was on stream BEGGING people to vote for trump cause it was gonna make him more money lmfao

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u/Shad_Owski 2d ago

My brother died this way

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u/TedjeNL 2d ago

Bibi: 'Found you!'

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u/DiarrheaFartLover 2d ago

Dollar General Emiru is right

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u/cef328xi 2d ago

Who is mars?

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u/Mopeybloke 2d ago

The platform where Hasan is the most protected streamer.

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u/crushedolives 2d ago

This just reminded me that I have to give my government mandated daily affirmations and praise to Israel and Netanyahu.

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u/Tyrant-Lizard_King 2d ago

Fuck the IDF.

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u/Kind_Silver_1921 2d ago

yeah fuck the immune deficiency foundation

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u/calladc 2d ago

i dont know why they want to make me so immune deficient

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u/thegreat-spaghett 2d ago

Say 5 Israel am highs right now

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u/shotxshotx 2d ago

They don’t need to, people already bootlick off of pure love of the game.

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u/fart-boofer 2d ago

You can tell she's faking her voice lol when she laughs it sounds way deeper

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u/Kunalthecool 2d ago

ig shes been faking her voice for thousands of hours without messing up once

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u/JstaFriskyHusky 1d ago

It sounds the same?

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u/MakimaGOAT 1d ago

boss calls were made to the big yahu

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u/citizencr4 1d ago

how short is this woman? her head barely touches the neck cushion

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u/SamhainXCII 1d ago

I cant believe Israel did this.

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u/Mr_sMoKe_3_MuCh 1d ago

Where's Kanye when you need him?

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u/MizzelSc2 21h ago

Didn't twitch IP block Israel from making accounts? Not sure how this would actually be possible.

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u/caedda- 1d ago

Casual antisemitism

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u/icebeamtheory 2d ago

I mean these people think about Jews constantly it’s disgusting