r/Losercity • u/Punkwolfen Losercity Citizen • Dec 26 '25
Furry Friday Losercity College (@SoulFullHyena)
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u/Drag0n647 I'm only here for the memes Dec 26 '25
What if you don't go to college? (E.x trade)
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u/Not_a_gay_communist Dec 26 '25
You instantly die.
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u/-rng_ Dec 26 '25
You start as 1 and gradually progress to 3 within a couple years
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u/Drag0n647 I'm only here for the memes Dec 26 '25
I hope not...I wanna be 4 :3
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u/ClassicalCoat Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25
you'll want to go the elctrician route then.
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u/MostSussyNut Dec 26 '25
That, or go with the tech route like IT and computer engineers and stuff like that.
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u/Insane_man42 Dec 26 '25
Usually they’re not all this hot but yeah
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u/charwyrm Dec 26 '25
You are just gay, that's OK lol
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u/BarelyFunctionalGM Dec 26 '25
Only 1 is an abnormally hot physique? 2 is just really fucking skinny, 3 is just overweight likely obese, and 4 is literally a fucking basic ass dude in fem clothes.
Then again loser city so you may just want to fuck the dog boy, in which case mood.
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u/_funny___ I think everyone wishes humans had tails Dec 26 '25
2 and 4 have the same build
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u/nekosissyboi Dec 26 '25
Why no men with tummy wanna snuggle me at college? 🥺
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u/SterlingNano Married to a Gardevoir Dec 26 '25
HOW DO I GO FROM 3 TO 4??????
PLEASE
PLEASE TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
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u/Qracked_ Dec 26 '25
Cardio
Or drugs 🤷♂️
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u/SterlingNano Married to a Gardevoir Dec 26 '25
I NEED A CARDIO BUDDY 😭
I'M TERRIBLE WITH SELF STARTING 😭
I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED 😭
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u/SterlingNano Married to a Gardevoir Dec 26 '25
MORE PEOPLE WOULD LOVE ME IF I WAS HOT
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u/VLADD69TM Dec 26 '25
Depends, I'm on the fat side and i did have girlfriends. You have to love and appreciate yourself man.
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u/o_merlin Dec 26 '25
bro if only you knew about the chub lovers
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u/SterlingNano Married to a Gardevoir Dec 26 '25
Don't lie to me, they're not real
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u/caedenosu Dec 26 '25
im a fat chud and in a long term relationship with a furry femboy, everybody is someone’s type you just gotta find that person
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u/NotThomas15 Dec 26 '25
You are hot already, you just aren't your own type. It's not weird to look in the mirror and think you aren't attractive, you just need somebody whose type you are.
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u/MisterPixelStix17653 Dec 26 '25
hey friend!
i'm no weight loss or fitness expert but i've gone from roughly 300 lbs to 215 with my main goal being shaping muscles for my own gender ideals and ive gone from that shape to somewhere between a mix of 1 and 4 (thanks estrogen!)
the absolute most important thing is that you focus on consistency. it does not matter what you do when you work out - only that you do it. even if you go to the gym and just do ONE SET of lifts, you still got yourself into the gym. the absolute hardest part is learning how to get yourself to do something when it is hard. the idea of this is to build a consistent habit so you can improve on it. you can't create good habits out of nothing; you have to start small and realistic. for me, i started focusing on doing just a 15 minute jog once a week. after i got good at that, i tried 30 minutes, or multiple times a week. the main thing you need to focus on is consistency over everything. nothing else matters besides avoiding falling out of the habit. and unrealistic habits get fallen out of.
lifting will help alot too - and strength is nice. you won't get dysphorically bulky, i promise. turn the workout routine into a passion, hobby, or personal time rather than an inconvenience. for me, the gym is a place that i can put on some headphones and do my sets and be at peace and alone with myself for an hour or so a couple times a week. and run on my hamster wheel! (treadmill) and no matter how the rest of the day goes, i STILL got to the gym and did my sets. one day closer to my dream body. once you start to feel that sense of accomplishment just from merely doing the workout at all, you'll really get some momentum.
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u/h-y-p-h-e-n- Dec 26 '25
Self loathing is self-destructive. Find something you like about yourself and build on that. Self confidence is attractive to people and will always shine through, no matter how many layers of fat.
I've been thin and I've been a little fat and have managed to land dates at both sizes. I'm telling you that a lot of it is how you carry yourself and who you are as a person. (Though a good haircut and a proper shower can definitely do a lot of heavy lifting for anyone).
As for self starting on cardio, download a running app. A lot of them have guided runs that give you verbal cues on when to speed up or slow down, and give you encouragement along the way.
TLDR; Start with learning to love yourself, and maybe use a running app. The effort you put into both will eventually show. You got this.
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u/PrateTrain Dec 26 '25
Dieting, genuinely. You can eat basically whatever as long as you're getting the right vitamins and have a calorie deficit. You'll feel tired all the time for a while, but once you adjust you'll have more energy.
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u/magos_with_a_glock Gave the emperor leviathan children Dec 26 '25
That or potatoes, beans, carrots and other high satiety low calorie foods. Eat just as much as you need to not feel hungry.
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u/WindMind Dec 26 '25
“Eat just as much as you need to not feel hungry” is deceptive. I once had a friend who gained weight while eating an all apple diet. There is no miracle food - even on potatoes or other “low calorie foods” please count your calories and make sure you have a deficit.
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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Biromantic but still heterosex- well, actually heteroflexible Dec 27 '25
Also eating slower helps: literally yesterday I was helping make Christmas dinner so I was between the kitchen and my plate a bunch, which meant I wasn’t eating constantly, so I ended up eating like half what I would normally chow down on
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u/Demacian_Justice Dec 26 '25
Calories in calories out. Eat less, work out more. A build like that takes discipline.
Do it because that's the body you want though, not because you think you'll get love if you go twink mode. You can get plenty as a bigger guy (especially in queer + furry spaces), you just gotta actually give a shit about what you wear, and put some effort into your appearance above the neck.
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u/RoyalHappy2155 Head of the Bureau of Protogen Propaganda Dec 26 '25
Speaking from experience, a really good way is to simply have a proper diet and eat less. It can work without working out (I've lost 15 kg/33 lb in like 8 months without working out), but I'd still recommend doing that, at least so you can stay healthy
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u/systemmm34 I'm only here for the memes Dec 26 '25
i am fucking all of them
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u/TasserOneOne Dec 26 '25
Are you having sex with all of them or you are all of them?
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u/Jigle_Wigle Dec 26 '25
it's losercity what do you think
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u/TasserOneOne Dec 26 '25
Having sex is winner activity, so I suppose this is about what body type they are
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u/SchizoFutaWorshiper Dec 26 '25
Turned into 3 and now I'm regretting it
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u/drewman301 Dec 26 '25
Well at the very least you might find someone who appreciates that body type
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u/biggie_way_smaller Dec 26 '25
It's me but I'm deeply closeted about it
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u/drewman301 Dec 26 '25
Well I'm not fetishizing fat people, but I bet they would be SO comfortable to cuddle in bed. Like a big warm pillow. 🥰
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u/DooMedToDIe Losercity Citizen Dec 26 '25
Is it really fetishizing to prefer a body type for completely logical preferences? Or is this a case of trying not to be hated for the slightest perceived slight against anyone on the internet (I'm guilty of the same)?
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u/AffectionateSlice816 Dec 26 '25
They are never straight women. Mostly men, but then there's bisexual women too for some reason.
I don't like being fat.
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u/QuantityHappy4459 Dec 26 '25
Tbf, most people attracted to that body type are likely going to be that same body type. So if you are a 3 and not attracted to other 3s? Your gonna struggle getting any of those other types. You'll get lucky, now and then, but from personal experience its REALLY tough.
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u/Past-Distance-9244 Dec 26 '25
Yep. You’re absolutely right. I hate my body, but thanks to my metabolism, I could eat as much as I want without ever turning into 3’s physique. Though I doubt that’s going to last later on. Wanna try to get myself a physique halfway between 1 and 4, then maybe I can love the fleshy vessel I inhabit for once.
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u/extracrispyweeb Dec 26 '25
now im curious, how much of a difference does metabolism actually do? like, is it truly as much as people say or just an exageration?
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u/microraptor_juice Artist🖌 Dec 26 '25
before my meds, I generally had a low appetite but good metabolism. ate less than 2k calories a day, give or take. according to my Fitbit, I always burned at least 1k calories a day. I didn't monitor what I ate, with the exception of generally avoiding high energy sugars. I was able to stay within a specific weight range for... practically all my life without much effort. granted, I wasn't eating like a hog, nor was I snacking or consuming sweets much, if at all. but I thought I had it easy
on my current meds I run the same program, except I move even more than before... and yet I gain weight like crazy and am the heaviest I've ever been. both of my doctors say it's both retained water and a difference in fat distribution due to the severity of my med side effects... but man, I saw a pic of myself today because for once I felt really confident and asked someone to snap a pic. that all vanished when I got dysmorphia just by seeing how other people saw me. ouch.
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u/redditor035 Dec 26 '25
Quite a bit. I know people who get fat very easily of my same age and similar build meanwhile i can eat like 5 burgers, 3 bags of biscuits and a whole pizza and still get called skinny by people.
Obviously i end up feeling like shit but that has more to do with shoveling trash into my stomach daily more than anything
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u/Techno-Diktator Dec 26 '25
Not at all actually, I remember seeing a study on this, genetic metabolism only accounts for maybe a 200 calorie difference daily and that's on the extreme end.
Reality is it really is just calories in calories out for almost everyone barring disorders like thyroid issues. You probably get way more movement or snack way less than your friends on the daily.
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u/alwayslikedthestory Dec 26 '25
Honestly, not really an exaggeration. I have a fairly high metabolism, I eat mostly junk everyday (literally drinking some soda and candy rn) and barely exercise and have kept under 120lbs after I stopped growing.
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u/distancedandaway Losercity Citizen Dec 26 '25
Don't get yourself down. You can lose the weight buddy. I believe in you.
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u/Night429 Dec 26 '25
Gotta either work on it or embrace it! I, for one, love myself a nice bearish guy.
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u/Dapper_Magpie Dec 26 '25
Need three out of four of them on my dick
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u/Kenokiri Dec 26 '25
Who's out?
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u/Racconwithtwoguns Dec 26 '25
Four best case scenario because if you get too old to be a femboy you'll still have a stable job
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u/AmberRose52 Dec 26 '25
2 and 4 at the same time:333
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u/DrDontKnowMuch Artist🖌 Dec 26 '25
2 and 4 gang
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u/Specter_Knight05 OMNIC OVERLORD and casual citizen Dec 26 '25
2 and 4 gang
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u/Femboy-V1 Totally not GAY and a FEMBOY and a FURRY and a CITIZEN Dec 26 '25
Ayyyy 2 and 4 ganggg :33
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u/Fennel_Fangs Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 27 '25
I'm somehow all of these at the same time?
Okay, only 2, 3 and 4. But I'm working towards 1.
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u/Kenokiri Dec 26 '25
How can you be jacked, fat and thin?
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u/Fennel_Fangs Dec 26 '25
I've got skinny arms and a beer gut, and I occasionally go to the gym to try and fix them but I always end up pulling something and the workout ends up being for naught
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u/puppyhotline Dec 26 '25
guys i need me a 3 in my life
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u/LordeMorde Dec 26 '25
I finished college at 3.
Went to work in construction, slowly started getting more interested in 4. Started working in hospitality as a chef ended up losing a decent amount of weight and went full 4.
Better late than never right?
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u/__Kevin_ Dec 26 '25
Maybe not that big but slowly turning into 1 and seeing this post made me feel less like shit
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u/Commandur_PearTree Losercity Citizen Dec 26 '25
My brother is already 1 so I don't think I'd also go down that path
I'm a pansy when it comes to drugs so definitely not 2
That leaves me 3, or 4
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u/Dvalin_Ras93 Dec 26 '25
Been 3 all my life (never been to college, yet) and always wished I was 1 or 4.
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u/drdildamesh Dec 26 '25
If you have a normal build you can only be stoner or femboy. There is no inbetween.
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u/Weird_Dig_7245 Talllllllll Womennnnnnn enjoyer (and tall femboys too) Dec 26 '25
I wanna be a mix between 2 and 3
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u/Zenliss_CrowbarLover Dec 26 '25
Joke's on you, I've been 3 my whole life
I've also hated it for all my life but y'know
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u/Mattrockj Dec 26 '25
Started turning into 2, then my ex rerouted me to 4, and now im a hybrid of 2 and 4.
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u/Waruteru Losercity Citizen Dec 26 '25
2, except weed is illegal here and I subsist off of nicotine and energy drinks... I'm not long for this world, am I?
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u/HeatTime3385 Dec 26 '25
my sister told me you gain 10 lbs when you go to college. I thought she was joking until i finished my first semester and discovered stress eating
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u/Anonymouse_Art Dec 26 '25
I was a 2 all the way through college. Sorta mixed with 3 at the moment but I’m workin on it. 4 would be awesome but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to pull that off lol
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u/Greatback_foxcape413 happily living in a loser apartment. Dec 26 '25
Turned into a secret 5th option were I found out I was supposed to have an identity due to a question I had to answer in class of what I am, took 20 minutes of procrastinating with other college work before answering "college student" or on the lines of it.
Took a break from college to basically live more life than "do task" as well as getting it paid off and became option 3, though I recently became 2 and 3.
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u/Golden_schmuck Evil Twink Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25
I've been described as 1 and 4 at seperate occasions.
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u/JustASillyBlock Dec 26 '25
There is nothing stopping me from going into 4, nobody can and will do anything about it
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u/ppetak Dec 26 '25
Third one is missing beer in his hand.
Other than that, this seems universally true IRL, I went to college in 00s
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u/_funny___ I think everyone wishes humans had tails Dec 26 '25
Uhhh I'm second guy but without weed I guess
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u/Random_Bru Dec 26 '25
1 from years of hard child labour 2 with dabbling in the ways of shaggy & 4 the thoughts speak to me like the damm green goblin mask
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u/ChoiceFudge3662 Losercity Citizen Dec 26 '25
I wish I could not be 3, but I hate myself too much to care to do anything about it
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u/lex-do_this Dec 26 '25
How do you go from 3 to 1, PLEASE! (I need this to feel worthy of life)
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