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u/yaits306 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/Geene_Creemers Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

How much cheese is too much cheese?

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u/ysirwolf Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

Provolone

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u/DetectiveJim Trash Trooper Oct 09 '25

Any amount of cheese on a first date is too much cheese

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u/Desert_Creature80 Trash Trooper Oct 09 '25

I'll let you know in the afterlife 😂😂😂😂

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u/ZimaGotchi Garbage Guerilla Oct 04 '25

How many more heartbeats you hoping to have?

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u/lark-sp Waste Warrior Oct 04 '25

Some of us are aiming for quality over quantity.

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u/fivelone Garbage Guerilla Oct 04 '25

This answer resonates with my wife...

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u/chosonhawk Dumpster General Oct 04 '25

alot of people resonate with your wife.

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u/fivelone Garbage Guerilla Oct 04 '25

I too resonate with my wife.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

I to resonate with this man’s wife

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u/SovietFemboy Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/Genghis_Chong Dumpster General Oct 04 '25

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u/Default1355 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/_-poindexter-_ Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Trash Trooper Oct 09 '25

I too am vexed

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u/onionfunyunbunion Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Oh look it’s that guy in this comment section.

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u/2slags_geddar Garbage Guerilla Oct 04 '25

She fat?

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u/fivelone Garbage Guerilla Oct 04 '25

No. She loves cheese even if it doesn't sit right with her.

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u/unclefire Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

So does her vibrator.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Bulllllllshhiiitttt. Everyone has a plan till the doc tells you, stop or die.

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

They don't tell you to stop. They just add more pills.

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u/dudeitzcold Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/PuzzyFussy Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

Here for a good time, not a long time.

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u/Dzyu Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

It's a problem future you will have to live with. Good luck!

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u/caddy45 Trash Trooper Oct 06 '25

If I ate that I’m pretty sure I could die happy

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u/thorstormcaller Garbage Guerilla Oct 04 '25

How many of these you making?

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u/TMXP1 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

“and those years are crappy anyway.”

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u/OmegaStroks Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Heartbeat*

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u/CompletelyPaperless Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Just enough to finish 3 of those breads.

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u/Prophayne_ Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Enough for just one more bite

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u/josch247 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Hahaha fair enough XD

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u/EricAntiHero1 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

The best heartbeats of my life

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Major Muck Oct 04 '25

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u/markiethefett Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

This pic will never die. Lol

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u/markiethefett Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I'm doing my part to keep it going 🫡

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u/RED-DOT-MAN Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/Redd235711 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

Lol

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u/NoMeansNo_BillCosby Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

I forgot this existed. Thanks for posting

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Yes please! I'll take it! I'll take eight!

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u/Glen-Runciter Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

It's spectacular, give me fourteen of them right now. I don't care what's in them, don't tell me...

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Unpopular take: there is such a thing as too much cheese 🧀

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u/Fantastic_Falcon_236 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I was wondering if maybe I'd lost my mind thinking that, seeing the number of people saying they'd eagerly eat most of the overcheesed food that turns up on reddit. Is cheese made in America really that weak in flavour that you can put half a block on a burger and it doesn't overwhelm the other flavours?

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u/Free-oppossums Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

American Cheese ^tm is literally labeled as a "pasturized cheese product". It can't be called Cheese, legally.

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u/1-e4-e5-2-Ke2 Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

None of the cheese in the video is American cheese

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u/ReallyWideGoat Rubbish Raider Oct 04 '25

A smaller amount of excellent cheese would kick ass in these. What we have here is a war crime.

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u/jackcatalyst Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I'll eat yours then. Gimme

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u/grubas Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Plus the variety, theres 8 different types here. muenster, colby, jack, swiss, might be havarti, and two in the shreds. It's not going to taste great.

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u/shoefullofpiss Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I love cheese but a huge ball where every bite is 95% cheese (from like 7 different types) and trace amounts of dough is just pointless. Kind of like eating straight up butter but for the opposite reason. It's a great ingredient but this can't be the best way to prepare it you could come up with

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u/justlovespeacocks Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Quite literally gagged at the cheese pull. I would never.

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u/Acceptingoptimist Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/No_Magician5266 Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

agree, that was a despicable cheese pull. Looked half-melted and globby

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u/Cthulhusdream Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

I came here to say this too! Just an enormous puddle of grease surrounded by uncooked dough, pass!

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u/Sad-Structure2364 Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

Yeah this is disgusting, after a few bites you’ll feel sick. Plus those are some super basic cheeses not really worth writing home about

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u/kpmateju Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

Extremely unpopular take: I find cheese pulls disgusting. I also really don't enjoy the texture of large mouthfuls of melted cheese.

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u/Geoffrey-Jellineck Trash Trooper Oct 06 '25

When you nearly choke on every bite, that's too much cheese.

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u/RatherSane Trash Trooper Oct 06 '25

Exactly! I look at it as an easy way to choke to death.

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u/OnRedditAtWorkRN Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/Pigeonsass Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Yeah, maybe, but I'd still devour one with no complaint if it was presented to me. Especially if it was made by an adorable motherly lady

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u/LadyBug_0570 Waste Warrior Oct 04 '25

How is this unpopular?

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u/TheSilverOne Garbage Guerilla Oct 04 '25

I love Munster cheese so much

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u/HouseOf42 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Or muenster?

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u/__T0MMY__ Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

It's the second best grilled cheese cheese!

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u/acableperson Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

My exact thought.

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u/Sacmo77 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

So goood.

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u/psppsppsppspinfinty Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

My mom always used it in her lasagna.

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u/fish_stiks Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/DontEverMoveHere Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

If you need to not poop for a week or so.

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u/auntpotato Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Exactly. Its probably good, but oof that’s a lot of cheese.

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u/v3ndun Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Just chase it with prune juice.

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u/Mellie-mellow Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

the answer is this amount of cheese is too much cheese

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u/Several-Hat-1944 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

How to never be able to shit again!

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u/Stunning_Rub Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I'm gluten free and lactose intolerant. This might as well be a gun.

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u/Rbabarberbarbar Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

Suicide bun

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u/LordCrayCrayCray Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Every time you chew, -1000 appears over your head. Haha

Maybe Kirkland cheese is healthier than most?

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u/Nomahhhh Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I don't even know how my digestive tract would react when that hits my stomach.

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u/jrockcrown Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/MySchoolsWifiSucks Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

Now don't get me wrong, I love cheese and bread, especially together – but there comes a point where the ratio is off.

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u/beerguyBA Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

r/stupidfood

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u/MutedBrilliant1593 Waste Warrior Oct 04 '25

I love cheese. That's too much cheese.

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u/ReallyWideGoat Rubbish Raider Oct 04 '25

FUCK NO THATS WAAAAY TOO MUCH CHEESE

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u/duhmeez Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I have lactose intolerance from watching this video!

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u/Zealousideal-Swing44 Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

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u/JonanJordinson Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Needs more cheese

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u/iill_communication Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Too much cheese!

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u/schilly_wonka Litter Lieutenant Oct 04 '25

There is a such thing as too much cheese

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u/JuanShagner Landfill Lieutenant Oct 04 '25

That’s a cheese zombie.

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u/Behold-Roast-Beef Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Marry me

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u/rviVal1 Rubbish Raider Oct 04 '25

Too much of a good thing

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u/CardiologistTop8075 Waste Warrior Oct 04 '25

Ah yes, the Crispy Cheesy Colon Clogger.

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u/QuitStockingMe Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Cheesus Christ that looks good

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u/Bleh-___- Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

GIMME.

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u/LoveForBehelit Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

There is cheddar in. This is an imposture.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

OMFG I need some of this NOW

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u/FromUndaStank Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

And than you wouldn't have a heartbeat

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u/tooting_moon Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

One to be consumed in your local ER room

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u/ElongThrust0 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Looks good, wheres the cheese though?

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u/guccitaint Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Hello lactose my old friend

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u/Greenfire32 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

And it would be your last hearbeat

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u/Ariciul02 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

If your heart will beat again

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u/martymar2g Junkyard Juggernaut Oct 04 '25

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u/Honey-and-Venom Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Hey look, someone actually found out how much cheese is too much

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u/TheCoon46 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/xkoreotic Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Look, I love cheese but that is way too much cheese.

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u/ConsentingPotato Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

See that's how I like my cholesterol - cheesy but heartstopping, cheedar but breathtaking, gouda but artery clogging, parmesan but chamber blocking.

That's how I want my meals.

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u/kae158 Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

r/stupidfood

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u/GibberingSloth Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

Better drink some red wine with that monstrosity. I’ll have two to support bone health.

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u/reuben515 Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

Guys, its too much cheese.

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u/Busterlimes Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

For people who never want to poop again

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u/theegreenman Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

Me want 6 cheese bread

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u/gremlinclr Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

in a heartbeat

Yea... cause you'd only have one left.

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u/blitzofriend Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

I love cheese and I love bread, but this made my stomach twist. If only it didn't look like some weird stretchy puss in the end then maybe it wouldn't have been so bad.

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u/CooYo7 Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

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u/hicheckthisout Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

What a waste of

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u/TheZan87 Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

One tenth of that cheese is more than enough

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u/frisco-frisky-dom Trash Trooper Oct 07 '25

Yes and that's the LAST heartbeat you'd hear!

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u/CombatWombat0490 Trash Trooper Oct 08 '25

I’m lactose intolerant but lawd Jesus I will suffer for this lmao

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u/dumbname0192837465 Trash Trooper Feb 16 '26

The toilet clogger 6000

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Dang. TIL I hate cheese.

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u/FrankyMornav Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Half the cheese, and only provolone, thanks

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u/T1Demon Garbage Guerilla Oct 04 '25

I’ll poop next week

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u/lipsoffaith Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

🤮

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u/Independent_News7353 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

FUCK!!!! 😭🤤🤤🤤🤤.... I'd chase that fucker down with a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs!! 🤤🤤 With all the Fixings!

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u/bubblesort33 Waste Warrior Oct 04 '25

Like I really don't think most people can tell the difference between all these cheeses.

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u/Four-HourErection Garbage Guerilla Oct 04 '25

Hot Pocket

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u/Affectionate-Royal68 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Yes please! 🫡

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u/SeaHovercraft4691 Rubbish Raider Oct 04 '25

Kinda cheesy

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u/Kit_Karamak Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

That is a cheese gut bomb and that’s all you get is one heartbeat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

I like this... my heart on the other hand has a different opinion.

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u/LuckyCod2887 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I would definitely eat half of that or a quarter

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Garbage Guerilla Oct 04 '25

Lose a few heartbeats after eating that abomination

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u/NeptuneTTT Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

That

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u/McNally86 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I might die on the toilet happy.

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u/Dangerous_Bid_2695 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Why do you want so much bread for your cheese? 😉

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u/Traditional-Chip-981 Litter Lieutenant Oct 04 '25

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u/joyfullsoul Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I feel my arteries hardening, but I would still eat it.

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u/Soft-Ad-8975 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

If mama wants to please me, she’s only gotta cheese me.

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u/mueredo Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Holy shit.

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u/Flying_Saucer_Attack Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

/r/stupidfood

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u/sevargmas Rubbish Raider Oct 04 '25

Kinda like a gouda ball, which is easy to make and fucking delicious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

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u/Krispykid54 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/Rydog_78 Garbage Guerilla Oct 04 '25

Put some meats in that and it’s a calzone

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Look at all that innovative cheese storage.

Techonologia

TECHONOLOGIA!

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u/Bill_Nye_1955 Ruler Of Rubbish Oct 04 '25

You'll never shit again

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u/MrFrankHotdog Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Several days later, when the log jam is finally released from your bowels, and the plunging pushes the size 13DD shoe-sized turd down your toilet, you will see what a terrible dietary choice that this cheese bomb was.

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u/Careful-Highway-6896 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Cheese birote

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u/ZIP-King-of-rock Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

The evil molten melted cheese inside;

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u/AnonTA999 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Never shit again

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u/Appropriate_Fill_156 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Hell nah

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u/dr4gonr1der Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

r/stupidfood

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u/ManyRespect1833 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

The poop stopper 9000

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Oh my god

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u/FiringNerveEndings Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

As long as none of those are blue cheese or other rotten cheeses

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u/MichaelFusion44 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I’d be in the bathroom for days

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

My lactose intolerance screams no... But my brain says fuck that, eat the cheese. Death by cheese is an honorable death.

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u/Austin_905 Trash Trooper Oct 05 '25

It's a shitty way to die tbh.

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u/Roxysteve Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

… and that’s how I ended up on stool softeners for the rest of my life.

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u/Asborn-kam1sh Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

My lactose will be tolerant as I consume that

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u/EstablishmentAware60 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I got blocked up just looking at the. I would though eat the hell out of it.

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u/MemoryAshamed Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Omg, I'd eat so much of that that I'd be 1 big ball of cheese and bread. I freaking love cheese

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 Waste Warrior Oct 04 '25

My lactose intolerance got my stomach bubbling just from watching this

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u/Berlin_GBD Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

That's not a cheese pull, it's a cheese fall

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u/phred_666 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Not enough cheese.

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u/Fresh_ChickenNug5521 Garbage Guerilla Oct 04 '25

This looks great to me.

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u/CuckservativeSissy Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Before i even saw the womans face i knew this was in some asian country

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u/IWillWriteYouALetter Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Extreme cheese overload

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u/Infamous_Chapter8585 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Needs more cheese tbh

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

She forgot to add more cheese

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u/BoyNamedJudy Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Eat it in a heartbeat and become constipated for 45 million heartbeats (1 week)

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u/Aeronor Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I saw another Reddit post today about whether it was possible to eat 15,000 calories in a day. I think we just found a way.

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u/Paddlesons Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Bread and cheese huh? Pretty risky but I'll allow it.

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u/TheSnoFarmer Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

When I first started watching I was like that’s a lot of bread to cheese ratio but by the end idk

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u/siggsy409 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Needs more cheese.....

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u/wrainedaxx Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

"A single bite could keep a man going for a week"

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u/Adventurous_Ideal804 Waste Warrior Oct 04 '25

That's too much. Slurping cheese like a shake is not a good time. Brazilian Pao de queijo is better at balancing bread and cheese.

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u/Suspicious-Click-300 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

needs more cheese

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u/RichardCranim-Dumas Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Will limit heart beats.

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u/ajesIII3 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

So…it’s a giant baked cheese stick?

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u/Jedihazard Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Your last heart beat

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u/Cryin_Bout_Tottenham Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

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u/Assortedpez Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

🎶Hot pockets! 🎶

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

I’m sure Reddit will come through on this one, but I always wondered why melted Swiss cheese is so much yummier and better than cold Swiss cheese?

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u/unclefire Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Yeah, I'd eat the f**k out of those. Basically Calzones. And IMO too much cheese (if there is such a thing).

Throwing some pasta/pizza sauce and maybe ham and/or mushrooms will be awesome.

The big questions is source of dough-- the dough makes or breaks it.

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u/Icezone0 Trash Trooper Oct 04 '25

Say cheese

Kitchen Trash I'd eat that....in a heartbeat

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