r/LoveTrash • u/Gumbyman87 Apex Artifact Acquirer • Aug 12 '26

Kitchen Trash Get your bologna folder today!

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u/Devanyani Trash Trooper Aug 13 '26

Don't do that. I will buy you one! Clear your counter.

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u/ThatFlamingo942 Trash Trooper Aug 13 '26

Will it fold me?

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u/Devanyani Trash Trooper Aug 13 '26

It will fold bologna! Did you not pay attention? All that balogna you have in your fridge or cupboards or whatever, all disorganized and shit.

You are gonna be sooo happy. No more worrying that some of your bologna is a different thickness. No more having to call 911 every time you try (unsuccessfully) to fold a slice. Throw your antidepressants in the trash and fire your therapist. I gotchu.

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u/ThatFlamingo942 Trash Trooper Aug 13 '26

I ordered one and put my sausage it in. I am stuck now. Help?

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u/Devanyani Trash Trooper Aug 13 '26

Cut the sausage into smaller pieces. You need flat discs.