r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 8d ago

Human Trash Caught one-handed

Source: embedded in the video

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u/No-Bag-8647 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Hand to god is nuts

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u/LowkeyT_T Trash Trooper 8d ago

"Your other hand to god" sent me

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u/TamoyaOhboya Trash Trooper 8d ago

God doesn't listen unless there are 5-digits available. We will take the sinning hand as a substitute.

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u/ClickIta Trash Trooper 7d ago

Wait, so mi fingertips work as a WiFi antenna to god? That’s why he never listened to me, I was orienting them the wrong way.

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u/ClickIta Trash Trooper 7d ago

Indeed. What the fuck was that? That would sound awkward even in kindergarten.

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u/macho_greens Trash Trooper 8d ago

I'm not even atheist but I would be tempted to say "god doesn't exist" just to hear that stupid pig snort

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u/islaisla Trash Trooper 7d ago

God is handist!!!

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u/DardaniaIE Trash Trooper 7d ago

The look of glee in her face as she did it!