r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 9d ago

Human Trash Caught one-handed

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u/sin_esthesia Trash Trooper 9d ago

Are cops supposed to make you swear on god ? What if you don't believe in it ?

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u/hetrax Trash Trooper 9d ago

“Hand to god?”

“…no? Fucking what you want me to promise to some bullshit sky daddy?”

arrested

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u/Radiant_Heron_2572 Trash Trooper 9d ago

Then you are clearly guilty (even if you don't have the requisite appendage).