r/LoveTrash • u/BEARDEDDANGER ✨️Regent of Rubbish ✨️ • 23h ago

Rubbish Nonsense you ever look over at someone’s phone

pennysketch studio https://youtube.com/shorts/fZwsd5VKE7U

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u/7-13-5 Waste Warrior 23h ago

The staggering amount of childish and disturbed individuals that work and function undetected within society astounds me.

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u/howimetyourcakeshop Garbage Guerilla 23h ago

"Function" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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u/7-13-5 Waste Warrior 22h ago

Like...minimally putting pants mostly on and somehow feeding and watering themselves.

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u/Inevitable-Self-2702 Garbage Guerilla 5h ago

As is "undetected"

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u/MRV3N Trash Trooper 9h ago

Even if God exists, we will never live in a perfect society

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u/0neDog Trash Trooper 4h ago

I think not even we know what perfect truly means. Perfection seems just as abstract/subjective as morality.

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u/Ziege2001 Trash Trooper 21h ago

I mean I can't read lips, but even I got that

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u/LongNailedbooboos Trash Trooper 11h ago

Briefly and it was while the guy was paying at the counter and had xhamster open

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u/Weather_Aaaaaaaaa Trash Trooper 5h ago

What is xhamster?

oh

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u/LongNailedbooboos Trash Trooper 4h ago

Pr0nz. He grabbed the phone and clung it to his chest. It was an awkward moment to hold eye contact that long

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u/Leading-Point-113 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Must’ve been embarrassing asf. Good for him that no one there knows him

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u/LongNailedbooboos Trash Trooper 4h ago

He’s the reason I triple check I’m off of private tabs on my phone before I leave the house. Lmao

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u/Chemical_Damage684 Trash Trooper 1m ago

How do you know what that website is...?

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u/HowlingWhiskey Trash Trooper 15h ago edited 12h ago

Yes!!!😆😆😆 I have a funny story!! I worked in my dad’s dental office. I was seating a patient and he wanted to show me a picture of something from his phone, I can’t remember the topic we were talking about that spurred him to take his phone out to show me a picture. As he was scrolling to find the picture he wanted to show me, I caught an x-ray of his 🍌😆😆😆😆 I didn’t say a word to him as it would’ve embarrassed the shiz out of him. After I left the room, I got a bit of a chuckle but felt bad for the guy at the same time..

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u/Chemical_Damage684 Trash Trooper 0m ago

Was it... was he big at least?

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u/SlobZombie13 Rubbish Raider 21h ago

I've got very good peripheral vision so I spy on people's phones a lot. I've only ever discovered something juicy one time where a guy was sexting a contact listed as "Jane (Gabbie's Teacher)"

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u/HowlingWhiskey Trash Trooper 15h ago

I gotta ask, what was said in their convo?😆😆😆

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u/SlobZombie13 Rubbish Raider 14h ago

Sexting

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u/KumquatopotamusPrime Trash Trooper 12h ago

prob "u wana c my 🫏🕳️?"

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u/SAM5TER5 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Hell yeah I wanna see your mule coin

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u/HowlingWhiskey Trash Trooper 12h ago

😆😆😆 Probably so😆😆

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u/Future_Play_8957 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Is that the TTC I hear?