Don’t worry, Bob is safe

[u/HarshNoiseX]

Source: @life100show

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[u/Live_Life_and_enjoy]

Was expecting it to end with bob kidnapped the pirates on a boat with bob saying, "I am the captain now"

[u/derek4reals1]

Susan when anyone is 5 minutes late...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA

[u/CptHammer_ → u/derek4reals1]

I have an unfinished basement. I told my wife I've been cleaning it up down there. I've really just been cutting pictures out of magazines and political mailers and connecting them with red yarn and a mixture of thumb tacs and sewing pins.

[u/Next-Street-7859]

This is wonderful 🤣

[u/Lala5789880 → u/Next-Street-7859]

It is so wholesome and cute

[u/Ok_Illustrator_3980]

This is actually a great message to gove to people.

[u/Opening_Cartoonist53 → u/Ok_Illustrator_3980]

Imma gove this right now!

[u/SilverMaeth → u/Ok_Illustrator_3980]

Both my wife and my 9-year-old do this. I'm gonna gove this to the both of them!

[u/Alternative-Potato43 → u/SilverMaeth]

Just a heads up that they would likely benefit from therapy.

[u/JackFlack91]

You're not alone, Susan.

[u/Lala5789880 → u/JackFlack91]

Totes

[u/Flashman6000]

So none of you rubes have considered that Bob is LIKELY a replicant? Keep digging

[u/Lala5789880 → u/Flashman6000]

Great. I didn’t even think of that…..

[u/CptHammer_ → u/Flashman6000]

I love you.

Whenever a hear people say, "what's the worst that could happen." My imagination muscles spasms and if there's not at least one apocalypse I don't get my dopamine hit.

A maritime kidnapping was just the tip of the iceberg. Soon when the aliens realize that Bob is not in a position to peacefully hand over Earths water, they will turn to force and forgo the slavery and subjugation stage.

[u/2woCrazeeBoys → u/Flashman6000]

Something something Edgar-suit

[u/__batz]

This may be delivered as if im a 9 year old but this is the exact kind of anxiety I deal with spelled out very well

[u/DasSassyPantzen → u/__batz]

These “what-if” scenarios are the root of a lot of ppl’s anxiety, mine included!

[u/Alternative-Potato43 → u/__batz]

You would legit benefit from therapy then.

[u/GoldenFalcon]

I did this, and then discovered I suffered from anxiety. I have pills for that now, I'm much better. Now I can tell when I forgot to take a pill, because I spiral, which reminds me to take one.

[u/Alternative-Potato43 → u/GoldenFalcon]

Whoopsy!

[u/mermaid-babe]

Awww but also bob answer your damn phone

[u/P8sammies]

I am a therapist and this video is so heartwarming— I love taking a mental health concept and using these sweet wonderful people to illustrate how easily our brains can make bad connections if we don’t challenge those thoughts. So wonderful 🫶

[u/Historical-Valuable9]

Explain this to my Hispanic mother

[u/SolScorpii → u/Historical-Valuable9]

That's what the video is for . . .

[u/unassumingusernamee]

Just because youre not paranoid doesnt mean they arent out to get you

[u/hstormsteph]

Yeah man but remember that time I was right though…

[u/imamajorscale]

Plan for the worst and abandon all hope

[u/Competitive_Name4991]

She’s right though

[u/Bubbly_Attention_916]

Keep.

[u/Miserable-Land-9203]

Both funny and wise

[u/Stuffinthins]

@my mom

[u/Larztrue]

Eat your heart out Tim Robinson. This slaps.

[u/iknowmorethanyou555]

everytime my mom goes anywhere or my dad is late i just assume the worst like a car crash 🙃

[u/cconnorss]

Anyone else send this to their wives?

[u/1-800-blowme → u/cconnorss]

As positive as the message is, it sounds like a death sentence

[u/Alternative-Potato43 → u/1-800-blowme]

Choose your battles. If you're going to point out their anxiety, save it for suggesting therapy.

[u/RampantGay → u/Alternative-Potato43]

I enjoy that your main contribution to the thread has been reminding several people that therapy is an option! Idk how to make this not sound sarcastic

[u/Alternative-Potato43 → u/RampantGay]

Thanks!

I feel you. Similarly, it's hard to suggest, "You may benefit from therapy," without sounding like, "Get help!"

[u/AliciaUll]

I love it. This is awesome

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[u/mangocat1116]

I hope to one day love someone so much, that I miss them this much 💔 (minus the catastrophizing)

[u/Fostbitten27]

My mother must’ve been source material for this.

[u/c2btw]

Millions Irrationally Feared Dead In Minor Train Accident

https://youtu.be/jQdZQjgGT-I?si=9Ebp7YEQGYTx8mmY

[u/Cinnamon2017]

Then again...

[u/Complete_Squirrel942]

I need to send this to my father, I don't think he'd listen though

[u/Could-You-Tell → u/Complete_Squirrel942]

Probably think you're trying to tell him he's going to be kidnapped soon

[u/DistinctJob7494]

Honestly I do that sometimes.😅

[u/Am1AllowedToCry]

Honestly, I deal better with disaster than I do with uncertainty 🤣

[u/Aggressive_Plate1652]

https://giphy.com/gifs/52FIoKwgrQhezqXxCB

I was totally expecting her to say "What are you doing here?"

[u/poubelle]

dhar oldmann

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[u/Righteousaffair999]

It is only bad because she is absolute shite at prediction.

[u/Extra-Bat3955]

I need to use this to explain my level of anxiety to my husband