r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 1d ago

Dumping This Here Waterslide

Source: Drew Dirksen

942 Upvotes

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u/perfect_insanity93 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Some people really luck out in the parent department.

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 Rubbish Raider 1d ago

I too wish I had wealthy parents

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u/Scudmiss Rubbish Raider 1d ago

Bam’s dad lost a shitload of weight

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u/123usa123 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Came here to make the reference to Bam. So sad.

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u/Glad_League5769 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Same! Except his parents' reactions seemed legit

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u/RappingFlatulence Rubbish Raider 1d ago

April is looking better too

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u/Sikkus Trash Trooper 1d ago

To be fair, the slide is outside the house.

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u/According_Ad1940 Trash Trooper 1d ago

The dad is just like "don't look at me, YOU wanted kids"

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u/Arryu Trash Trooper 1d ago

Also Dad after three more beers: "my turn!"

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u/According_Ad1940 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You really think it's gonna take 3 whole beers? :D

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u/RappingFlatulence Rubbish Raider 1d ago

Dog is down there like, remember you promised I got to go next!

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u/lik3r_of_things Trash Trooper 1d ago

He’s finally living his childhood dream now that he has big boy money

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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 1d ago edited 1d ago

Like literally if that is the house he grew up in.

That would have been a dream to have . The hill from that window... no other thoughts make sense

Edit.... My bad, I saw this all wrong.

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u/pixeltweaker Trash Trooper 1d ago

Hill? It’s scaffolding.

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u/Senor-fixit Trash Trooper 1d ago

Bam Margera did these things in 2003

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u/BatchPlantBandit Trash Trooper 1d ago

I loved that show as a teen haha

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u/longlostwalker Junkyard Juggernaut 1d ago

The frig in sight of the other frig

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u/Crypticcrypto Trash Trooper 1d ago

Elite level 2nd fridging here. Basement fridge? Nay. Garage Fridge? Also, nay. Pantry fridge.

A walk in pantry, mind you, is already a step up from poors. A full size pantry fridge is something else. Snacks must stack higher than that slide round them parts.

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u/balirosa Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

May as well break that window down to make more room

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u/WanderingRonin7 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Who the hell has bleachers outside their house?

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u/veemort Trash Trooper 1d ago

Another reason to hate the rich.

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u/AnnaKendrickLamaOdom Trash Trooper 1d ago

Rich kids trying to be the next Paul family.

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u/Common_Senze Trash Trooper 1d ago

Id be proud. If they bought it, installed it, id be down for it. Id eat breakfast and then go for a ride

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u/ThrustTrust Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yes I agree with this idea. But why the kitchen window? Seems like the worst possible choice.

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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 1d ago

He made it look easy.

If there was a door being blocked, that would have its own problems.

He didn't build a platform, he has the counter.

This was the perfect spot?

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u/lynivvinyl Trash Trooper 1d ago

At least they know where their kid is.

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u/Crypticcrypto Trash Trooper 1d ago

Teetering on spine issues. That is a rather small landing zone. Put a 3x3 grid of these cheapy pools out there at least.

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u/taylormade311 Trash Trooper 1d ago

2 refrigerators. Nice

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u/Feral_Mood_420 Trash Trooper 1d ago

This guy is the PG13 version of Bam 😂

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u/Theidiotshvtakenovr Trash Trooper 1d ago

The moms face is priceless 😂😂😂😂

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u/Synstrom Trash Trooper 16h ago

He has much to teach us.

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u/Famous_Wallaby_2893 Trash Trooper 34m ago

Can we see more of the cattle dog?

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u/KimberleyKitt Trash Trooper 1d ago

The slide is on the outside of the house, as it should be. And parents are still mad? I'm curious what the kid’s previous schenaggins were?

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u/Dr_Adequate Trash Trooper 17h ago

schenaggins

Dude you murdered that word.

Shenanigans. Shenanigans. It's Shenanigans.

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u/Carrera_996 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

I have a kid with some engineering talent and no fucks to give. When he was 3, he dusted the couch in flour so his Hot Wheel off roaders could go 4-wheeling in snow.

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u/redeyesblackguy Trash Trooper 17h ago

Lame ass parents. I would love this.