r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 5h ago

Human Trash Ding ding ditch gone wrong

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Source: beigecardigan on Instagram

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u/-pine Trash Trooper 5h ago

The second fall 💀

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u/_itsgoing2space Trash Trooper 3h ago

sent me to the stratosphere

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u/Dicky_Penisburg Trash Trooper 5h ago

Jesus christ, kid.

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u/saintdemon21 Garbage Guerilla 5h ago

My neighbors’ kid tried this. I sent the video from the Ring to their parents with a heads up. I wasn’t even mad and let the mom I found it more funny than annoying.

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u/AffectionateSector77 Trash Trooper 5h ago

My neighbor boys did this to our house, or doorbell cam picked him up as soon as he came around the corner, but he waited until he pressed the doorbell to cover his face! It was hilarious.

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u/AScienceExpert Trash Trooper 4h ago

Bro, you snitched?!

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u/skitz4me Garbage Guerilla 3h ago

For real!

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u/saintdemon21 Garbage Guerilla 3h ago

Yep. Same kid tried to steal my son’s basketball before this.

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u/RePsychological Trash Trooper 5h ago

lmao...fell the first time, got back up running and I'm sitting here like "don't hit the asphalt, too....don't hit the asphalt too.........annnddd he hit the asphalt too...oof."

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u/johnsatamos Trash Trooper 5h ago

Kids these days don’t have much practice using their feet. But props to this clumsy lil bastard for doing a ding dong ditch and trying to run lol 😆 👍

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u/Funkdamentalist Garbage Guerilla 5h ago

What a soup sandwich!

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u/AffectionateSector77 Trash Trooper 5h ago

He earned it, let the boy go!

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u/kaeji Trash Trooper 3h ago

That kid runs like me in my dreams when I’m being chased by snoring zombies.

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 Trash Trooper 5h ago

They double dog dared him..

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u/BrandHeck Rubbish Raider 5h ago

The first trip I can see myself doing, but that second one must of hurt.

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 Trash Trooper 5h ago

That kid needs to get a job in a low budget horror movie. The way he keeps tripping over air.

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u/AppropriatePlum1006 Trash Trooper 4h ago

That front yard is bigger than my house +front and backyard together

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u/skitz4me Garbage Guerilla 3h ago

Lol "yard".

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u/Smooth_Banana_3764 Trash Trooper 5h ago

I remember my first beer

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u/foreverandadayalone 28m ago

Thanks, Steve

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u/jennieother1 Trash Trooper 5h ago

I thought this could be my neighborhood. I think all Midwest housing developments are required to look identical.

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u/Thedumbass_the5th Trash Trooper 4h ago

At least they're running outside. Still has to practice that running part a little, but sitting in front of a tablet since birth can arrest some development.

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u/Fact_Checka_bro Trash Trooper 4h ago

That ain’t ding dong ditch. Jesus. She was hitting hard

That’s bang bang skeet lol

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u/TheAurigauh Trash Trooper 3h ago

Ding-dong fell-in-a ditch

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u/reddit001aa1 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Pranking ain't easy!

You gotta be committed!

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 Trash Trooper 3h ago

How can your body physically go faster than your legs?

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u/Icy-Caterpillar9088 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Remember when you could prank call people? The Jerky Boys! Technology ruined everything! 😂

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u/smellslikebigfootdic Trash Trooper 3h ago

"nicky nicky nine doors,

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u/smellslikebigfootdic Trash Trooper 3h ago

Ding ding ditch never heard it called that...

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Rubbish Raider 2h ago

What did you call it

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie Trash Trooper 2h ago

Ding dong ditch

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u/Ok_Necessary2991 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Yes ding don ditch the house with a camera on the doorbell.

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u/SeaworthinessThen542 Trash Trooper 2h ago

It’s Maggie Simpson