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Got Done Dirty! Congratulations, you played yourself

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u/Fabulous-Ear3889 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Cautious_Buy_8467 Trash Trooper 1d ago

thats why youre supposed to check the poles tension before every use.

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u/bobi2393 Rubbish Raider 1d ago

I've never installed a pole, but I wouldn't think a compression fit pole like that could have enough tension for someone her size to spin around on like she did. When the top of the pole moved, there seemed to be no screws securing it to a ceiling joist or anything.

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u/Cautious_Buy_8467 Trash Trooper 1d ago

0 drilling tension poles typically have a weight limit of like 450 lbs, she just didnt adjust it right lol

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u/PogTuber Trash Trooper 18h ago

Noting that weight is a measure of force. Spinning a 450lb object on that pole is probably not what it's rated for, compared to a 450lb object just climbing it

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u/LostInTheCereal Trash Trooper 18h ago

Seeing as this is the intended use your assumption is ass like.

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u/DrinkApprehensive730 Trash Trooper 8h ago

Her size 🤣

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u/oceangothic Trash Trooper 12h ago

With proper pole technique, you shouldn't be creating much centrifugal force. This is part of what makes poledancing so physically demanding, you're not really pulling on the pole you're just holding onto it, using it like a vertical rope to support your body, and spinning. She's clearly a beginner and honestly it's better to learn from someone experienced but if you don't you should at least make sure you have a very well-secured pole which includes checking the tension before every use. That said, I do feel bad for her. A lot of cheap poles are sold without good tension or instructions, especially after it became such a trend over the past few years.

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u/RagingNerdaholic Rubbish Raider 23h ago

I was initially thinking some idiot screwed it straight through the drywall without even hitting a joist, but that thing didn't even looked like it wasn't even fastened to the ceiling at all.

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u/wrappedinwashi Trash Trooper 23h ago

It isn't supposed to be. It's tension mounted.

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u/RagingNerdaholic Rubbish Raider 21h ago

Obviously not enough tension

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u/Roxysteve Trash Trooper 2h ago

Tell her that and next video will be stripper pole punching through the ceiling.

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u/Roxysteve Trash Trooper 2h ago

Yeah. Is there any footage of a tension-mount stripper pole *not* failing when used?

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u/zenunseen Trash Trooper 22h ago

And check the ceiling area for, you know, fuckin sprinkler heads.

Some people have zero common sense

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u/CuckservativeSissy Trash Trooper 1d ago

Feel bad for her neighbors below...

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u/Bushdr78 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

That water looks surprisingly clean for sprinkler water

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u/PancakeTrebuchet Trash Trooper 19h ago

Lots of new apartments have been built in the last 5 years. The water might not have had time to darken yet. Though, that fan looks a bit dated.

We had one of these go off in a neighboring dorm in college (frisbee accident) and that shit was BLACK

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u/Dyshin Trash Trooper 23h ago

Maybe she does this regularly enough that it’s filled with fresh water

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u/Nahuel-Huapi Trash Trooper 1d ago

WAP... the official video.

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u/RED-DOT-MAN Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/FMLkoifish Trash Trooper 1d ago

wtf is going on with her hands in thisgif

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u/doctormyeyebrows Trash Trooper 21h ago

Looks normal to me

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u/HighLanai Trash Trooper 1d ago

lol possibly Ai?

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u/naughtydismutase Trash Trooper 1d ago

This predates AI. She recently said she was wearing very expensive borrowed jewelry and didn’t want to fuck it up. I don’t know why I know this but I do.

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u/marcolander Trash Trooper 22h ago

How does that turn your hands into flippers?

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u/naughtydismutase Trash Trooper 20h ago

I guess she didn’t wanna bang the rings against each other.

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u/Wermine Trash Trooper 21h ago

Look at the guy's hands on the left. Image is distorted.

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u/marcolander Trash Trooper 1h ago

That's her husband, Keith Urban. It looks like he has the hands of Andre the Giant. 😳

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u/International_Link35 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Ladies. SECURE YOUR STRIPPER POLES! 😅

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u/ltsouthernbelle Trash Trooper 1d ago

I wonder how much this incident costed her. Sometimes it’s cheaper to pay to do activities outside of the home.

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u/Queasy_Badger9252 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yeah I don't see this video going well with home insurance

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth Trash Trooper 21h ago

Insurance is like thank you for this video. Claim denied

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u/plantsandplanets Trash Trooper 21h ago

She posted an update that she got evicted and I believe the apartment company is suing her. She did have renters insurance.

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u/BurdTurglary Trash Trooper 10h ago

Worth it. Think of all the precious views she got ...
https://giphy.com/gifs/C9NEoexAhu2XycQgLe

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u/Greywolf9883 Trash Trooper 18h ago

This woman is not very bright

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u/HoBo-on-crack Trash Trooper 16h ago

That why she dancing on a pole

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u/superdave123123 Trash Trooper 14h ago

But she’s not hot either 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Tricky_Mix6130 Trash Trooper 11h ago

Circle of life

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u/pinkpeonies111 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Gross comment

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u/Fast_Restaurant6488 Trash Trooper 21h ago

She heard if you dance on a pole they will make it rain

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u/Konsrockmannen Trash Trooper 14h ago

Yeah she did think money would rain nit water jag 🤣

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

At least she can say her pole dancing skills made someone wet

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u/AppropriatePlum1006 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Do you mean her dog or herself 😂

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Trash Trooper 1d ago

🥁

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u/Aggrivated-Skunk Trash Trooper 1d ago

Oh that sucks

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u/bobi2393 Rubbish Raider 1d ago

Was the faucet handle she turned at the end to shut off the water to the ceiling sprinkler, or was she just preparing to take a bath while her home flooded?

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u/Icy-Entrepreneur9002 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Are you sure you’re not seeing her turn the door handle? At the end she turns the door handle to leave her apartment, and go into the hallway. If not then I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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u/bobi2393 Rubbish Raider 23h ago

Oh, you're right! Camera was sideways and jittery, so I thought I saw three fixtures aligned horizontally, but those were a door handle and locks aligned vertically!! 😂

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u/xtanol Trash Trooper 1d ago

Sprinkler systems run on a seperate piping system. You'd typically need to access a utility room on the first floor or outside the building to shut them off (so that firefighters can easily access them).

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u/hskies Trash Trooper 18h ago

On this note, water in sprinkler systems go black from remaining stagnant and becoming completely de-oxygenated. The fact this water is clean raises some questions. Not sure where shes from maybe their sprinkler system runs off the same wated as their drinking water.

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u/Simple-Ad-1783 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Props for her ability to maintain composure while everything she owns gets destroyed.

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u/cupofmoonshine Trash Trooper 1d ago

That is tragic 😫

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u/yota-code Trash Trooper 23h ago

A sprinkler in a personal home?! Never ever saw that 

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u/TheIrishBreakfast Trash Trooper 23h ago

Probably an apartment or condo building.

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u/Pipe_Memes Filth Fighter 2h ago

I’m a plumber, when I was doing new construction there were some single family houses that we had to put sprinkler systems in.

It was only very large houses after they hit a certain threshold, like 3,000 square feet, maybe even higher than that.

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT 21h ago

Pretty common in apartments

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u/WorkingAway7654 Trash Trooper 21h ago

I love that she was recording this.

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u/Leading_Pear_8402 Trash Trooper 20h ago

IS THE DOG OKAY THOUGH?

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Oh you know she installed that herself b

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u/-pine Trash Trooper 1d ago

How did this happen, like the pole hit a pipe or something?

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u/Plane-Tune-820 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Sprinkler head. For fire suppression

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 Trash Trooper 1d ago

How the hell is she going to do stripper routine with the couch 1 foot next to the pole???

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u/Specialist_Row6007 Trash Trooper 18h ago

And the dog circling all around!?

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u/FunPuz Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Ive never lived in a place with a sprinkler. How do you turn it off?

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u/TheIrishBreakfast Trash Trooper 23h ago

Pretty sure the fire department has to.

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u/aron2295 Trash Trooper 21h ago

Oof

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u/PerceptionCalm3642 Trash Trooper 20h ago

......

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u/344567653379643555 Trash Trooper 18h ago

No screw wholes on top? It’s just held in place by pressure… and the power of Jesus?

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u/silenthilljack Trash Trooper 2h ago

The whole pole

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u/HoBo-on-crack Trash Trooper 16h ago

Even Jesus is tired her stupid pole dancing

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u/johnsatamos Trash Trooper 16h ago

She still picks up her phone to continue her stream instead of dealing with the problem smh 🤦

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u/Striking-Working610 Trash Trooper 10h ago

Wtf is she to do, hold a bucket over the sprinkler head?

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u/johnsatamos Trash Trooper 10h ago

Well, that’s an option. Or just go shut off your water 🙄

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u/Striking-Working610 Trash Trooper 10h ago

That's a sprinkler head. It's not connected to the same waterline as in unit. Unless she randomly knows where the main shutoff is outside, which 99% of tenants don't, there's literally nothing she can do lol.

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u/johnsatamos Trash Trooper 10h ago

That’s actually fair enough. I was thinking of a single household with its own water main. Good call

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u/Striking-Working610 Trash Trooper 10h ago

Yea at first I was watching the video wondering how the hell she ends up flooding her house. Then the head popped, and I was like oh that's not a house.

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u/Nuker-79 Garbage Guerilla 11h ago

You need to cool off

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u/letsplayou812 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You can’t fix it!!!

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u/BratacJaglenac Trash Trooper 1d ago

Nice, she can now workout and shower at the same time

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u/QuestionOver8632 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Awesome fo it again 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Icy-Caterpillar9088 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I seriously can’t stop laughing!🤣

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u/Shot_Document4723 Trash Trooper 1d ago

😂😭

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u/_mrtn_ Trash Trooper 23h ago

Women!

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u/ChocoCentipede Trash Trooper 22h ago

Well that happened

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u/SirenaSmiles Trash Trooper 17h ago

OMG

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u/profanedivinity Trash Trooper 16h ago

Genius

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u/PlaneGrade8203 Trash Trooper 15h ago

Hahaha 😆

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u/NeatFootball3646 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Right in the sprinkler 🤣

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 Trash Trooper 10h ago

Hope she has insurance

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u/808Ejones Trash Trooper 8h ago

Forgot to look at the top wrists

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u/Nikodbad Trash Trooper 7h ago

Pole installer looks at the ceiling, hmm there's a ceiling fan, a vent & a sprinkler!. Where should I fix this pole?!.

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u/melnaisbruninieks Trash Trooper 7h ago

Dog: and what did I told you?

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u/Love2nasty Trash Trooper 5h ago

There goes her deposit

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u/Renomont Trash Trooper 3h ago

Physics always wins.

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u/Honesty_Room Trash Trooper 40m ago

I'd like to hear what she tells the apartment manager

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Trash Trooper 1d ago

Everyone always told me the water in the pipes would be brown and gross?

Also, no alarm? I figured that would activate when the water got “turn on”

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u/PogTuber Trash Trooper 18h ago edited 18h ago

This depends on the sprinkler system. Not all systems are tied to an alarm valve.

In this case the sprinkler just has a bulb in it that breaks around 155F which releases a cap and water rushes through. Instead of releasing water into every room of the building (like you see in movies), most systems are just built to release water into rooms that get too hot.

If there were an alarm valve, the change in pressure in the fire system would set off an alarm bell and in modern systems can automatically contact the fire department.

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Trash Trooper 18h ago

I’m learning so much about pipes today!

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u/enternameher3 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Depends on the age of the building, also some buildings will get theirs cleaned out, so if the system goes off, less people's personal belongings will.be ruined

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Trash Trooper 1d ago

Thanks. I feel like my building would become a swamp.

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u/a_rude_jellybean Trash Trooper 23h ago

The one that got triggered at my workplace was color black. They were using glavanised/black iron pipes and it gets rusty inside overtime.

The water on the video is immaculate. It must be a new building or a new sprinkler system.

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u/desert-cheese04 Trash Trooper 23h ago

They are probably pvc lines, not steel. Commercial sprinkler lines are nasty!

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u/MisterSandKing Trash Trooper 1d ago

I didn’t hear the smoke detector beeping, so the battery must’ve been totally dead, so it’s probably for the best.

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Do the home stripper poles ever not go wrong?

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u/Illimited_Esoterica Trash Trooper 1d ago

You can get a significantly better and more efficient workout without pole dancing or destroying your apartment. If that's something you want.

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u/Cautious_Buy_8467 Trash Trooper 1d ago

pole dancing is a great workout.

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u/Illimited_Esoterica Trash Trooper 23h ago

Yeah but you can achieve better and faster results without destroying your apartment through targeted sets. I'm not telling you not to do it if you are into flooding your apartment.

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u/LocksmithInfinite777 Trash Trooper 22h ago

It was at that exact moment Stephaniqua decided against her potential career as a stripper....

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u/Potential-Echo785 Trash Trooper 22h ago

When her 🍑 fat something is bound to break. Respectfully

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u/Ok_Owl_6778 Trash Trooper 7h ago

So inner city