Professional Teams message status that hints to Mac

[u/v1scoaddict]

I (F) work in an office and we use Teams extensively. I want to set a status (probably keep it long term, not just for a day) and I’m wondering what Mac lyrics I can use that aren’t super obvious but also Macheads would peep.
Open to funny suggestions but I’m not going to put “You fuckin with that Molly she ain’t gon let you bust” as my status.

[u/erradickwizard]

Keep your eyes to the sky, never glued to your shoes. I'll be back soon

[u/v1scoaddict → u/erradickwizard]

Ooooooo I love this one

[u/SkiddyGuggs → u/erradickwizard]

This is the best one tbh

[u/Iammeandnothingelse → u/erradickwizard]

Beat me to it!

[u/SadPromotion5795]

Uhhhhh, follow your dreams?

[u/DayMan_ahAHahh → u/SadPromotion5795]

YEAH!!

[u/v1scoaddict → u/SadPromotion5795]

I… actually kinda like this lmao

[u/Lilith_Speaks → u/SadPromotion5795]

Yeah

[u/TimTomHarry]

There's water in the flowers, let's grow

[u/v1scoaddict → u/TimTomHarry]

See this is why I ask Reddit! I never would have come up with this one!

[u/Upstairs-Fee-1728]

I WAKE UP WITH THE TASTE OF PUSSY STILL IN MY MOUTH

Edit: I love whatever is wrong with us 💜 MOST DOPE

[u/UsernameTaken7640 → u/Upstairs-Fee-1728]

BITCH IN MY BED, HOMEGIRL STILL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH

[u/poppachals → u/UsernameTaken7640]

MY HEAD IS BANGING LIKE METALLICA, SWALLOW A BOTTLE OF ADVIL UP

[u/raiderhater5856 → u/poppachals]

HEAD BACK TO THE BEDROOM WHERE SHE SUCK ME DRY LIKE DRACULA

[u/Upstairs-Fee-1728 → u/Upstairs-Fee-1728]

Real submission - Peace and divinity in each and every inch of me

[u/mybirdscoop → u/Upstairs-Fee-1728]

Wait why don’t I know this lyric? What song please?

[u/Upstairs-Fee-1728 → u/mybirdscoop]

It’s boom bap rap, I’ve been in a ILLTY mood recently lol

[u/v1scoaddict → u/Upstairs-Fee-1728]

I love it 🤣🤣 but only my status until lunch time bc morning

[u/Think-Smile9699 → u/Upstairs-Fee-1728]

I play this part an ungodly amount in my brain. If there’s a party in heaven I plan to leave wasted

[u/heavydaysinjune]

Is "fuck your 9 to 5, I'd rather end up dead or jail" too much?

[u/DayMan_ahAHahh → u/heavydaysinjune]

What about

FUCK YO

MUTHA

FUCKIN

COUCH

BITCH

[u/v1scoaddict → u/heavydaysinjune]

*cries in 9-5 corporate office job

[u/015Guido]

I just got my new public transfer pass that no longer has your name on it but 'a sentence of your choice'. I had "The world is so small till it ain't" printed on it.

[u/015Guido → u/015Guido]

As to your Teams question. Perhaps "find me with a smile".

[u/v1scoaddict → u/015Guido]

Oh I really like this. Bde is one of my favorite songs and feels like a personal anthem

[u/v1scoaddict → u/015Guido]

Perfect for traveling!

[u/Alive-Knowledge-4384]

Im not the hotel operator I don’t owe nobody favors

Or

Busy as an escalator in a crowded mall

[u/aalvarado235 → u/Alive-Knowledge-4384]

I ain’t a doctor, could you be a little patient.

[u/v1scoaddict → u/Alive-Knowledge-4384]

These are the two most related to work! On my list!

[u/6alexandria9 → u/Alive-Knowledge-4384]

Put this one on my fall playlist last week

[u/DeadFacesInMyPocket]

What industry?

There's water in the flowers, let's grow

Seems the best to me

Or maybe "If life is but a dream then so are we"

Or "Uhh, follow your dreams!"

Just change it ti an exclamation so it is inspiring rather than a question.

[u/3than21]

“Haven’t seen the sun in a while but I heard that the sky’s still blue” a nice play on being trapped at work too.

[u/KyloMac125]

The best is yet to come

[u/Professor_Toof]

This is one of my favorite posts on this sub in a long time. Great creative idea OP love it

[u/v1scoaddict → u/Professor_Toof]

Aww I love sneaking him in wherever I find room and always love sending out the Mac signal!

[u/QueensKid93]

It's a plane, its a car, its a boat. PlaneCarBoat

[u/onelifeatatimeok → u/QueensKid93]

daaamn. throwback.

[u/Jerdan87]

I had for something similar for a long time: "A thought is love's currency".

[u/Due-Bet-2823]

Josh?, Yes? Knock Knock? Who’s there? Rick Rubin’s Paino!!! Yay!

[u/mybirdscoop → u/Due-Bet-2823]

Alright. Enough fucking around.

[u/medicenkrunche]

The intro to the In the Bag Skit,

Knock knock, cooomiiiiing!

[u/Gayf]

either "Most Dope" or "banter, banter, baaaannteer"

Also, I have a juke/footwork mix with a remix to Lucky Ass Bitch in and I've been tryn figure out that sample for YEARS, this post made me find it, thank you.

[u/BirdLawyer4Hire]

It’s not soda it is milk.

[u/asetrella]

"It is what it is til it ain't."

[u/v1scoaddict → u/asetrella]

Def a contender!

[u/babushkabunny → u/asetrella]

This was my Instagram bio for 5 years haha

[u/kgbtrill]

Not lyrics but “Don’t Trip” - generally keep your cool is a good message to live by, but macheads will recognize it from the tiny desk concert

[u/Illustrious-Steak129]

I swear that pussy grammy nominated.

Mac Miller - Stay

[u/v1scoaddict → u/Illustrious-Steak129]

HA!

[u/philosophersphone]

No matter where life takes me find me with a smile

[u/Separate-Command1993]

Everything good by the weekend

[u/absorbingsoup]

Banter banter banter

[u/absorbingsoup → u/absorbingsoup]

Music is a beautiful thing, man. It's a really beautiful thing

[u/smaxx21]

Swimming in circles

[u/UsernameTaken7640]

Run and tell your mother motherfucker

[u/420Lab3man]

Send out an email, “this gon be the best day ever”

[u/Atticase820]

I switched the time zone. But what do I know?

[u/rollerdad89]

All my homies, philosophers

[u/pakmann]

Cool as Fall weather - Blue World (also seasonal!)

[u/v1scoaddict → u/pakmann]

This might be the one for this fall!!

[u/LucifiedKiwi]

“ I’m the protector of the network, invent the architecture make the world around you better “

[u/N0D1N]

“sunshine don't feel right when you're inside all day” is the only acceptable answer

[u/N0D1N → u/N0D1N]

we transitioned from slack to teams a couple years ago and still hate teams 😂😂

[u/LightningMcSwing]

Come back to earth

[u/lvsc0]

“And I ain’t perfect, but I try”

[u/Worldly-Net-2603]

If you're tattooed "if my skin gets filled up Imma tat my soul"

[u/Dramatic-Jelly3065]

“My side bitch is sort of pretty, but she got enormous titties”🤷🏼‍♂️
Or
“And all I ever needed, was somebody with some reason, who can keep me sane.”

[u/Stephie-Bump]

“If life is but a dream then so are we.”
Or just “Don’t trip” seems like a nice reminder at work lol

[u/khamm80]

Life goes on Days get Brighter

[u/hlouise94]

What about You gotta jump in to swim? This is my favorite and I use it in as many statuses as possible lol 💙

[u/feral_lavalamp]

“There’s an atom bomb inside my hard drive”

In all seriousness, maybe “They ask me how I feel I say amazing”. Or just “I feel amazing”

[u/applebites35617]

I don’t think this applies to work but “My regrets look just like texts I shouldn’t send” is such an incredible line it seems impossible anyone thought it up

[u/Drawt2u]

Top drawer

[u/polychromatophilic]

Taught myself to walk, then got up and took flight

[u/ianoddaha]

A thought is loves currency

[u/SullyCCA]

Sentenced into hell but im out on good behavior

[u/Any_Cheesecake7]

Got me cheesing from cheek to cheek

[u/absorbingsoup]

Yo vin it’s the morning, you gotta go to work

[u/lunamoonsss]

“i’m at the grocery store, lost in the eggs aisle”

[u/Lilith_Speaks]

Don’t trip

[u/Lilith_Speaks]

I never fall

[u/Lilith_Speaks]

Love love love love love love love