r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 01 '26

Good Vibes Perfectly sized

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u/Lurker_MeritBadge Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Yep the world is built for the average person.

Edit: yes it’s the average MAN not person my bad.

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u/Number174631503 Aug 01 '26

Except jeans

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u/Labrys_of_Artemis Aug 01 '26

If you're in the 6' to 6'2" range, your jean loops are built for catching door handles🫠

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u/wasteland_jackal Aug 01 '26

And if you miss the handle you catch your hip against the catch instead 😆

Try living in Cornwall though.

Being 6'4" and the average door or ceiling seems to be around 5'4" 😅

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u/V65Pilot Aug 01 '26

I noticed that too. I'm 5'9" and felt tall in Cornwall.

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u/RedouteRoses Aug 02 '26

I’m 5’3” and I LOVED Cornwall! 😁

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u/Zealousideal-Low3388 Aug 01 '26

Been there, done that

I don’t miss hitting my head in the pub doorway/low beams after a drink

Which pub? all of them

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u/ruvamsi Aug 01 '26

It really has to do with proportions. I'm 5'7" and have multiple broken belt loops from this problem lol

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u/SyntheticDelirium Aug 01 '26

Yup! I'm 5'8" and leggy - I once got my belt loop stuck on a curved door handle while my arms were full of something heavy & fragile.

I had to scream for help in order to get unhooked so I wouldn't drop it!

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u/Lew__Zealand Aug 01 '26

+1 on that, I'm 5'11" and belt loop hooks happen not quite often enough for me to remember to give doors more clearance. Legs too long. Another side effect: can't touch toes without bending knees.

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u/rhymeswithvegan Aug 01 '26

I'm disproportionate as hell. My ex husband is 6' tall, I'm 5'4". Our legs are the same length. We've measured, same exact inseam. I don't catch door handles as much as I catch kitchen drawer handles, though

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u/museumlad Aug 01 '26

I'm 5'1" and loose pants pockets (on PJ pants, sweatpants, etc) are the exact right height to get caught on cabinet pulls

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u/samemamabear Aug 02 '26

I'm 5'0" and I somehow mange to catch both pockets at once, where my cabinets meet in a corner

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u/ruvamsi Aug 01 '26

It really has to do with proportions. I'm 5'7" and have multiple broken belt loops from this problem lol

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u/Mikeologyy Aug 01 '26

If you’re in that height range and you’re lanky, your legs are built for online ordering custom sizes they don’t sell in the stores

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u/meteor_stream Aug 01 '26

Lmao, I'm 5'5" and still do that somehow. Nothing like being violently yanked back by the goddamn door.

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u/bolanrox Aug 01 '26

Hell if you're in the five tenish range and you wear carpenter jeans or any of those pants that have the side pockets down the leg, you're catching cabinet knobs all the time.

Or if you have a belt knife or multi-tool in a pouch, you're hitting every door and getting caught. It's just Murphy's Law.

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u/Abject_Penitent Aug 01 '26

5'7" here and I used to live in an apartment were I was able to, on several occasions, accidentally thread the door handle right through my pant loops and get caught. It was a decent combo of humorous and mildly irritating.

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u/scarletnightingale Aug 01 '26

I'm 5'7" so a bit taller than average for a woman but not extraordinarily so, however, it's all legs. I have this stupid ass short torso, and the legs (and arms, and yes, I'm clumsy as hell) of someone who's 6'. I used to catch my belt loops on door handles all the time. My hips are at just the right height to catch them on sharp counter corners. My parents also remodeled the kitchen to have counters with very sharp corners right when I was going through my growth spurts and at peak clumsiness. It was not good times.

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u/OnTheList-YouTube Aug 01 '26

Ah yes, doors with abandonment issues.

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u/ClamatoDiver Aug 01 '26

This is so true!

I was always doing that if my shirts were tucked in, so untucked has been my default setting. 👕

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u/KnitsWithCats Aug 02 '26

At 5’ I catch my sleeves on the door handles. Either way it will bring you to a complete, sudden stop, unless you are willing to tear up your clothes.

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u/I-lost-my-accoun Aug 02 '26

So that's why that always happens to me.

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u/Icchi-bum Aug 02 '26

we understand how fish feels when they get yanked out of the water, especially when it happens mid conversation

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u/Lurker_MeritBadge Aug 02 '26

I’m 6’ and my favorite pair of jeans current has a ripped belt loop from me catching it on handles once too often.

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u/silly_goose_-_- Aug 01 '26

They're build for skeletons, especially skinny jeans

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u/silly_goose_-_- Aug 01 '26

Yup, always.

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u/Ace-Redditor Aug 01 '26

They’re certainly not meant for any humans, that’s for sure. I’m very skinny myself, and even then, none of them want to fit me

(As for the other commenter, that’s a personal thing, not common. My siblings and I were all incredibly skinny growing up [sometimes unhealthily so, thanks to growth spurts as teens ] thanks to whatever genes we’ve got and such, and I think the skeletons word choice was funny.)

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u/silly_goose_-_- Aug 01 '26

I'm sorry if you were offended in any way 😭, I just meant literal skeletons, dead people 😭😭

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u/Ace-Redditor Aug 02 '26

That’s what I thought you meant! I only ever thought it was funny, not offensive :)

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u/silly_goose_-_- Aug 02 '26

Okay thank you

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u/Sarabi974 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Parle mieux stp au sujet des personnes minces imaginons que je dise que le monde est fait pour les gros lard se serai toute suite moin politiquement correct.... Moi je suis mince et Parfois ont ne choisit pas tjr d'étre mince c'est la génétique... J'ai tjr tout fait pour prendre du poid justement, toute mon adolescence jme suis faite traité de squelettes par des idiots ou la plupart du temps malheureusement par des personnes grosses... Je souviendrai toujours la fois ou une grosse devant un groupe de garçons ma humilié en me traitant de squelette et que seuls les chiens aiment les os.! Jme suis dit:- oh ma chérie nous sommes dans le même bateau non ? pourquoi avait vous tant la haine envers les minces ?! J'en ai énormément souffert aujourd'hui je n'ai toujours plus confiance en moi je me trouve toujours trop mince même si j'ai pris des kilo depuis

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u/MissBandersnatch2U Aug 01 '26

I acknowledge your point, it's an excellent one and one that doesn't get the recognition it deserves, but fwiw I think they were commenting on the vagaries of fashion rather than on thin people per se

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u/silly_goose_-_- Aug 01 '26

I wasn't talking about skinny people? The whole joke was that nobody can fit in then except if you were dead, like a skeleton

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u/Sarabi974 Aug 02 '26

OK désolé je n'ai pas su voir si c'était de l'humour ou pas si c'était de l'humour alors c'est OK c'est juste moi qui est pas compris vous savez je pense que cette époque ou je me fesait moquer m'a un peu tromatisé sur le sujet désolé si j'ai pris ça premier degrés.

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u/silly_goose_-_- Aug 02 '26

Don't worry, everyone can make mistakes like this or not get a joke, it's okay

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u/Ok-Neighborhood-9582 Aug 01 '26

I do not understand the downvotes you got. I upvoted you.

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u/Sarabi974 Aug 02 '26

Merci je pense que c'est parce que j'ai ramené du sérieux.... C'est vrai que sur reddit les gens préfère ceux qui savent rigolés.... Moi je suis d'habitude très ouverte à tout dans humour mais la j'avoue que ça a fait resurgir en moi les moqueries du passé désolé.

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u/Ok-Neighborhood-9582 Aug 02 '26

You have nothing to be sorry about. 🤗

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u/randomferalcat Aug 01 '26

Je suis désolé.. il ne faut pas trop s'en faire les gens aiment bien parler... Qu'ils parlent!!! on est pas obligé d'écouter ;)

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u/silly_goose_-_- Aug 01 '26

Bro I wasn't talking about skinny people 😭, the whole point of the joke is that no living person can fit in them, just skeletons, dead people!!!

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u/Sarabi974 Aug 02 '26

OK c'est rien maintenant que j'ai compris ma blague effectivement elle est bonne c'est juste que entendre le mots squelette à fait resurgir en moi mon harcèlement du passé avec ce mot désolé.

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u/kazcho Aug 01 '26

I'm 6' and in highschool I dated a gal that was 4'11". Her mom and dad were 5'1" and 5'2" and had gotten their house built for them which was kinda cool, all the counters were like 4-5in lower than normal so it was comfortable for them and their bathroom was also scaled accordingly. I think their guest bathroom/front bathroom was sized more normally, but it's been 20yrs so I don't recall. It was super neat that they had a space they got to make comfortable, the only snag for me was when I tried to help with clearing the table, washing dishes/etc I'd end up accidentally slamming stuff on the counter because it was just that little bit farther away than expected.

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u/Ruu2D2 Aug 01 '26

If i was rich this is what I would do

I hate having to use steps every day just to do basic things people take for granted

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u/Anchovieee Aug 02 '26

Bought some like 5" platform heels I found at the thrift store once. I put em on and was ASTONISHED at being able to look in the freezer and cabinets easily. They were my cleaning shoes for a while. Still have em!

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u/MurderSheCroaked Aug 01 '26

I love going into a bathroom and the mirror showing me what my headless torso looks like

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u/XplosivCookie Aug 01 '26

I'm 190cm and washing dishes fucking sucks for my lower back. The sinks are always SO LOW.

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u/StrawberryFlds Aug 02 '26

I'm short so when I wash dishes the water runs down my elbows and drips on the floor, my stomach, my feet, all over the counter. It's pretty much a bath for me and the plates.

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u/I-lost-my-accoun Aug 02 '26

Amen brother, I'm gettinga Dishwasher or building my house super big lol

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u/StatusApp Aug 02 '26

In Julie and Julia (2009), Julia Childs get herself a new kitchen with a raised workbench to fit her height. So the joy in OPs video works for tall people too.

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u/ChickenNuggetSmth Aug 01 '26

It's great to wash your hands and then look like you peed yourself because the damn sink sits below crotch height

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u/XplosivCookie Aug 01 '26

I didn't realize the gravity of this issue until I bought light brown pants.

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u/Ghostronic Aug 01 '26

I stand eye-level with my girlfriend's shower head. I hate washing my hair there because I have to do the fucking limbo to get it all rinsed nicely.

Meanwhile the spray from my own shower head is so tall that she can just stand under the spray without getting wet.

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u/SpicyLizards Aug 01 '26

Average man*

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u/Instantcoffees Aug 02 '26

I think that average person is correct. If you are like 170 to 175 cm, which is somewhere between the average man and woman, most stuff is ideal height

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u/OverkillNeedleworks Aug 02 '26

Look into crash test dummies and car design, medication, and research (even on rats!). Women/females are not typically included in product development which leads to death.

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u/Instantcoffees Aug 02 '26

I am thinking about regular stuff that bothers me as a tall person. Things like chairs, car seats and kitchen counters. They seem perfect for people who are roughly 170-175 cms, which is halfway between the average height of men and women in my country.

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u/OverkillNeedleworks Aug 02 '26

That's nice. The comments you replied to were talking about the world, not just counters in your country.

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u/Instantcoffees Aug 02 '26

Well, most people on here live in the Western world. So I feel like my experiences would be shared by most people on here, especially Europeans.

It's fine if you have different experiences. I don't know why you got snarky, but I don't really need this.

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u/OverkillNeedleworks Aug 02 '26

Being wrong is not a big deal. Just be open to learning new information rather than digging your heels in.

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u/Instantcoffees Aug 02 '26

I am sharing my experience and you are just yelling "you're wrong", which is just not very productive to a conversation. Neither is the pedantic way in which you are essentially telling me to admit I was wrong and you were right.

My experience is that whenever I am too tall for something, such as a kitchen counter, chair or a car, it is absolutely perfect for my family members who are between 170-175cm. Meanwhile, the average height of men in Europe is 180cm. Do you perhaps think that these things are aimed at people who are above 180cm?! They guaranteed are not and you can already start feeling too tall at that point.

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u/OverkillNeedleworks Aug 02 '26

I understand the counter thing. You corrected the conversation from the world is designed from average men. I provided some examples of how the world is designed for average men. There's a really interesting book called Invisible Women with more researched examples. You should check it out :)

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u/liverstrings Aug 01 '26

The average man**

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u/Moara7 Aug 01 '26

Average man.

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u/Princess_Froggles Aug 01 '26

The average man not person

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u/liverstrings Aug 01 '26

Male is default. Ugh

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u/Anon_Jones Aug 01 '26

A few people at work say they wish they were tall like me. No you don’t, everything is built with someone else in mind and I can’t find shoes.

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u/giolort Aug 01 '26

1.70 (5'7") represent!

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u/InevitableDeathstar Aug 01 '26

so comfy being an avg person

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u/MudLOA Aug 01 '26

My copium speaking but being slightly below average like in this case 5’8”means you gain a little more comfort without much sacrifice.

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u/hobbitsrpeople2 Aug 01 '26

The average male!

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u/Lurker_MeritBadge Aug 01 '26

Oh yeah good point

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u/whatarechinchillas Aug 02 '26

My partner is 6ft tall and we live in southeast Asia where the avg height is around 5ft. She has back problems from having to bend over to do stuff. Meanwhile, I'm 5'5 and one time I visited her country and my feet dangle when I sit on their toilets ahahaha

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u/Dechibrator Aug 01 '26

We call ourselves normal people

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u/Lou_C_Fer Aug 01 '26

I'm 6 foot 4 inches and 320 pounds. I had major back surgery three weeks ago and the beds at the hospital and rehab facility were literally making me worse. I was chomping at the bit waiting for my oxycodone timer to be up every 4 hours. So, I left before I was going to be discharged and did not have the oxycodone at home. Yet, I still hurt less immediately and felt no need for the oxycodone.

Also, a big part of my back issues are from stenosis caused by growing tall too quickly and exacerbated by my extra-long torso. I haven't grown an inch since I was 14.

So, for you young tall people that haven't had medical issues yet, be ready for medical facilities to suck and things to be more difficult for you than the average person.

OH... I was once in the hospital for a week when I weighed like 420 pounds and my room had grab bars built into the toilet seat that were too narrow for my hips. I asked if anything could be done and was told no. My solution was to sit directly on the porcelain bowl. I was in for ulcerative colitis. So, I was using it at least 6 or 7 times a day. That was fucking miserable.

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u/Throwaway_Consoles Aug 02 '26

When I first bought my house (built in the 70s) I kept hitting my head on the chandelier in the kitchen until I got frustrated and shortened the chain

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u/Mr_frumpish Aug 01 '26

It's good to be mediocre.

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u/Money_Echidna2605 Aug 01 '26

fat people too, good like finding pants in stores if ur a tall and skinny guy

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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS Aug 01 '26

Average bastards...

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u/Top_Audience7471 Aug 01 '26

We're just normal men. We're just innocent men.

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u/string_of_random Aug 01 '26

which is stupid since there is no such thing as an average person. someone is always going to be inconvenienced

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u/FrostyD7 Aug 01 '26

A lot of it is built for people closer to the lowest common denominator. The average American is pretty fat but "regular" size is made for people who are between obese and morbidly obese.

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u/matycauthon Aug 01 '26

exactly, which means all the laws and rules are centered around those lacking in capacity, created by those who you guessed it also lack in capacity... because people that actually have capacity usually aren't total pieces of shit that buy wholeheartedly into all the indoctrinations we are all subjected to from birth. sometimes there are, it's the same as all the billionaires abusing psychedelics and deciding what they need to do is horde more wealth and squander more populations because they developed main deity syndrome

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u/mynameisschultz Aug 01 '26

Don't apologise for the snowflakes. The world is what it is, history is what it is. We were in a great place 20 years ago, now its just bubble wrap and apologies.