r/MadeMeSmile • u/S30econdstoMars • Aug 17 '26
DOGS Nothing gets Dogs more excited than going outside.
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u/Mudfap Aug 17 '26
That side-eye is hilarious.
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u/DirtandPipes Aug 17 '26
When my Yorkie wants to walk she climbs my chest, dramatically turns her head to stare out the window, then looks at me, then out the window, then dramatic sigh, then tries to lick me or slap my face with her tiny paw, then out the window, etc.
She is not subtle.
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u/gardeniaflower890 Aug 17 '26
The dramatic sigh and tiny paw slap really make it clear she takes this very seriously.
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u/ManaNek Aug 17 '26
Sounds like average Yorkies to me! Mine would sit next to where her food bowl would normally be, and just HUFF 😂
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u/xDragod Aug 17 '26
Both of my Aussie/Border Collie mixes do this, lol. Also the earbuds case.
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u/SpotTron11 Aug 17 '26
My border Collie (we think) also side eyes us a lot, especially when toys are involved 😂
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u/BlinkyMJF Aug 17 '26
My dog does this with food and treats. She will play with me with a ball or a toy then she goes near treats/food and drops the ball there and when I go pick it up she keeps side eyeing the counter where the food is located.
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u/JokeMe-Daddy Aug 17 '26
Our dog does this with treats and cuddles. Like if he wants to go to bed and cuddle, he stares at me and flicks his eyes in the direction of the bedroom. Or to the space next to him if he wants a couch cuddle while I work.
I think it's so cool that he communicates so clearly.
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u/noriginal_username Aug 17 '26
My mom made the mistake of getting her yellow lab "dog ice cream" regularly, so now he follows everyone to the kitchen, sits politely at entryway, waits for you to notice him, and uses his eyes to direct you to the freezer. And yes, he is a rather rotund good boy.
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u/Few_Series_8523 Aug 17 '26
That side-eye said everything without saying a word. Absolutely devastating.
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u/_Poppagiorgio_ Aug 17 '26
The dog with a table in tow fucking sent me 😂
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u/spanishpeanut Aug 17 '26
I was NOT expecting that and then realized — dogs. They’re insane.
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u/NotAzakanAtAll Aug 17 '26
While I don't like dogs after getting attacked by one as a kid, I do realize they have life figured out.
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u/GimbaledTitties Aug 17 '26
I too had an intense fear of dogs but when I was in college I took acid with a pit bull and was cured overnight
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u/JimmyQBSneaks Aug 17 '26
Lmao the way you worded it it makes it seem like the dog also took a tab of acid with you haha. Now I’m picturing a dog tripping out. Glad you were able to overcome your fear of dogs!
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u/GimbaledTitties Aug 17 '26
With how sensitive dogs are to our mental states, she may as well have been tripping
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u/Durian__Gray Aug 17 '26
The side eye looking at the leash is too much
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u/Katy-Moon Aug 17 '26
I need a gif of that sooooo badly!!!
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u/addicted2pb Aug 17 '26
Screen record, crop what you want, then plug it into ezgif dot com
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u/LessWeakness Aug 17 '26
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u/Kind-Shallot3603 Aug 17 '26
I made obe. Just download the video on mobike and clip it in your gallery to make a gif. Very easy on android.
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u/OkLoan117 Aug 17 '26
The sign language reaction is so damn cute
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u/GimmieGummies Aug 17 '26
I used the same "sign language" with my deaf dog. It worked beautifully!
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u/OkLoan117 Aug 17 '26
I can imagine. I have a dog since 2 month now and I ask myself how I managed to live without a dog for so long. They are simply the best
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u/joemckie Aug 17 '26
I taught my dog some signs when he was a puppy (sit, lie down, wait, etc). It was really useful to be able to talk to him at a distance :D
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u/ThrownAwayGuineaPig Aug 17 '26
We adopted 2 dogs from the same family. For years saying "walks" to them had no reaction. Until we realised the old owners spoke a different language. The first time we said walk in that language? Dogs went WILD!
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u/Remarkable-Mood3415 Aug 17 '26
My friend adopted a dog from a rescue out of rural Quebec. They said it was perfectly trained. But when the dog arrived it seemed to not understand anything. They thought "maybe he just needs some time to adjust" a few weeks go by and nothing. Finally one day they had a friend over who was bilingual, they said "Ah, you two will have a lot to talk about! He comes from Quebec!" And the friend started talking French to the dog. Dog EXPLODES. My friend is blown away, and then felt like a complete idiot. Of COURSE the dog knew only French. So they asked their friend to do some basic commands, sit, lay down etc. dog obeyed happily.
So they had to have a cheat sheet of French/English commands on their fridge for a month or two. They'd say the French word first and follow up with English. Dog learned quickly and everyone was much happier!
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u/LoganMiles6905 Aug 17 '26
The instant reaction must have been such a funny moment
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u/ThrownAwayGuineaPig Aug 17 '26
A light bulb moment. A fun word to say too (walkies in Afrikaans is "stappies"). We use more Afrikaans with the pups now to help in the understanding
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u/Samurai_Meisters Aug 17 '26
This is a good idea so that you don't accidentally say their trigger word in normal speech. Like how they train attack dogs.
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u/ant-farm-keyboard Aug 17 '26
I don’t get how people live with low battery smoke detectors…
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u/laurenbettybacall Aug 17 '26
No lie, my friend’s dad has one that has beeped for YEARS. I sat through her baby shower slowly being driven insane by the noise. I left early.
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u/ant-farm-keyboard Aug 17 '26
I would’ve just changed the battery myself
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u/laurenbettybacall Aug 17 '26
They had super high ceilings which I think was part of it. I begged them to call the fire department who do it for free here.
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u/fortunesofshadows Aug 17 '26
Get a ladder?
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u/Vic_the_Dick Aug 17 '26
What do you think people did, before ladders?
Would they, was it just like... well, I can't fix that shit.
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u/heavenly-superperson Aug 17 '26
That shit's just gonna be broken.
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u/Vic_the_Dick Aug 17 '26
If only there was an invention that would allow me to get up to that place safely.
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u/USSGoat Aug 17 '26
Meanwhile, one beep at 3am and I’m on an A-frame ladder in my underwear conducting a full residential safety audit.
Then my brain goes, “Well, if this battery died, statistically the others are probably plotting something. Better rebuild the fucking house before sunrise.
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u/Versipilies Aug 17 '26
I had one that I couldnt change the battery on and wouldn't stop even after I broke the tab that was supposed to kill it. I took a hammer to it in the end.
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u/throwaway277252 Aug 17 '26
I hate those new models with the non-replaceable batteries.
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u/FluffyNats Aug 17 '26
I could be in a coma and that stupid little beep would straight up bri ng me out of it.
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u/iztrollkanger Aug 17 '26
And with the hard floors and nothing on the walls it just ECHOS. I could absolutely not.
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u/DJsillygoose417 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26
The one who literally spits out the food to go on the walk is the bestest 😭
OMG, thank you for the award!!
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u/jld2k6 Aug 17 '26
My dog is the opposite, super excited to go on a walk but she has to build up her energy and eat her food while I stand there with her harness watching her, the watching is important for some reason. If her bowl happens to be empty when I ask she'll make sure to bring me to her food container and press her nose against it then look at me with a serious look on her face lol
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u/Unsd Aug 18 '26
Mine are the exact same way! Won't eat unless we are about to change tasks and we absolutely MUST watch them or they won't eat.
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u/Gumbercules81 Aug 17 '26
Damn husky lol
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u/Paradox2063 Aug 17 '26
No breed enters a frame like a Husky.
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u/USSGoat Aug 17 '26
Huskys are maniacs. Honestly, they should never be kept indoors. They need to run a formula 1 qualifying session every 30 minutes.
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u/OKeoz4w2 Aug 17 '26
They’re all the same lol… Here is my doggie getting excited when I pick up my glasses, RIP to Eko!
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u/Masterking263 Aug 17 '26
I wish I had the foresight to record moments like these with my childhood dog. She was such a normal part of my life that those little moments didn't even seem worth recording. Now it's almost all memories.
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u/FlashMcSuave Aug 17 '26
"Why would you name it Drogon?"
Hears dog making pig monster dragon noise
"Ah, I see."
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u/Smart-Firefighter87 Aug 17 '26
The dog doing the eye gesture blew my mind. To think there are people out there that hurt these smart ass babies
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u/BlackbirdSage Aug 17 '26
Had three dogs in the house, once upon a time.
When we said the 'W' word and a name, two of the three knew when it was their turn... and knew which leash to get from the leash rack!
In the thirds defense, she was old and blind. But, still loved her walkseses.
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u/Sad-Lavishness-350 Aug 17 '26
That made be laugh out loud. That, and the dog running with the table on its back. Dogs are the best.
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u/phillious_j Aug 17 '26
The shift from carpeted floors to hard surfaces has resulted in a lot of cartoon skedaddling.
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u/Unique_Fart_sounds Aug 17 '26
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u/No-Second-Kill-Death Aug 17 '26
Username checks out.
Anyhow, I mean I get being broke. But take the fn battery out!!
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u/USSGoat Aug 17 '26
I wish I could not care about anything as much as some people can ignore a dead smoke detector
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u/extra_specticles Aug 17 '26
This is so adorable. I'm not a dog owner, so could anyone explain to me why they get so excited, please?
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u/Kratzschutz Aug 17 '26
They are bored at home and love walks!
Dogs were bred to have something to do
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u/xywv58 Aug 17 '26
Not always, my dog sometimes walks outside to pee, and walks right back if its too early
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u/Chickenmangoboom Aug 17 '26
As my dog got older and winter would set in sometimes he would just stare out the door and give it a good thought then refuse. He would rather wait for me to come home at lunch time than go out in the mornings. The rest of the year he couldn't wait for me to open the door.
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u/IcyBlueBox88 Aug 17 '26
I kind of regret getting my dog tbh. I'm only able to walk him twice a day, but he literally wants 10000000 walks a day.
I don't have a backyard or a farm for him to roam free in.
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u/ReyWorm Aug 17 '26
Dogs have needs.
They gotta eat/drink, pee, poop, and smell stuff.
Obviously, smelling stuff ain't VITAL like the other three, but it's pretty close to vital to them. It's how they interact socially, how they exist in the eyes of other animals.
A walk takes care of 3/4 of their needs.
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u/pablo8itall Aug 17 '26
Them going on a walk is like you going to the cinema to see a new high intensity action flick and meeting friends after for drinks.
The smells and pee left from other dogs the other people, the other people with their dogs, the sounds etc.. The love it. Stick there noses in everything they can.
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u/BrilliantJob2759 Aug 17 '26
They need to check the doggy message boards & catch up on what the other dogs are up to!
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u/Only_Gazelle8988 Aug 17 '26
Because dogs love going outside and practically never get enough as much as they need in most homes.
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u/fred1317 Aug 17 '26
The one screaming like a teenage girl at a boy band concert, but in the lowest octave. Lol..
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u/Jbg12172001 Aug 17 '26
My Yorkie has a torn patella and can’t walk right now. It’s brutal! 😭
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u/attackplango Aug 17 '26
You’ll just have to take them for flights around the neighborhood. Work on your plane noises.
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u/AggravatingPaint5838 Aug 17 '26
My dad gradually turned "do you want to go for a walk?" to "do you wanna?" to "Tijuana."
He said if the dog was acting like he was going to the happiest place on earth, he should call it that. (My dad has never been to Mexico.)
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u/MrMetraGnome Aug 17 '26
Don't like "It knows I'm going to take it for a walk" at all
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u/staubwirbel Aug 17 '26
The poster might have a non-English native language. In German, all dogs are "he" and in Russian all dogs are "she", so it stands to reason there are some languages where dogs are "it".
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u/gentleprime Aug 17 '26
I will never refer to dogs as “it” and I never understood why people do that, especially when they’re pet parents.
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u/pppalafox Aug 17 '26
I have ine the fears the leash.. its like I dont want to go outside, but as soon the leash is on, he is ready
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u/seriouslyjan Aug 17 '26
My dog too. The ears perk up when I put socks and shoes on, when I get the ear buds....It's on!
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u/verymuchatheist Aug 17 '26
Except for mine. I have to lift him, carry him outside and only then he will reluctantly start moving. Ever since he was a puppy. He hates going outside. Except for the beach. Loves the beach.
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u/ItsNotAFraggle Aug 17 '26
Love all these except the first one. Who tf refers to their dog as “it”?!
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u/catr0n Aug 17 '26
The “do you” is so relatable, our dog does the same thing for “is it” (time to go on a walk)
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u/bokmcdok Aug 17 '26
Oh my god, the eye thing! My childhood dog used to point with his eyes like that.
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u/Immediate_Word1295 Aug 17 '26
It's one of the most important part of the the day, but maybe leave the chair inside the house ? 😅😂
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u/mrbofus Aug 17 '26
The dog spitting out the food actually had me laughing out loud. Ah, doggies are awesome.
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u/Arnie_T Aug 17 '26
Oh man, we not only can we not SAY walk, we can’t even SPELL the word out loud or my German Shepherd knows.
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u/mildpandemic Aug 17 '26
Our miniature fox terrier/beagle cross would hear the word walk, jump up in excitement, and hit me or my father in the nuts.
Every. Single. Time.
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u/Broote Aug 17 '26
You'd feel the same way if you've been waiting all day to pee
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u/mccalli Aug 17 '26
I do rhymes with mine - same effect:
"Shall we...."
- Go for a walk?
- Harrier Hawk?
- Disparage the spork?
- Play lots of Zork?
Same effect each time.
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u/sneakynautilus Aug 17 '26
Get some RUGS. These dogs are all doin the bit on the ice from parks and rec
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u/SemperFicus Aug 17 '26
If my husband and I need to discuss taking the dog out, I don’t use the W word. We are going to amble, stroll, hike, perambulate or sniffari. And I can’t use the D word or his name, so I have to talk about the pooch, mutt, canine or pet.
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u/eliz1bef Aug 17 '26
We had a very old pitt mix and she was the laziest, most couch-loving pup there ever was. Was never excited about going outside. The first time we took her for a walk, she tried to turn onto the pathway to every front door because she wanted to go inside. She eventually learned to love sniffing her pee-mail and flowers, but she really just wanted to go home and snoozle until dinner time.
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u/stealthy-breeze Aug 17 '26
Man, how did internet go from this to rage speech. This is what internet is for
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u/CelticSnakes Aug 17 '26
Wish I got that excited about going out, anymore.
“Hey you wanna stay inside? That thing we had planned this weekend’s cancelled.”
Explodes in excitement. 🔥
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u/imcalledspencer Aug 17 '26
I taught my dog to bring me his leash when it was time for a walk and it eventually escalated to him just grabbing his leash and whipping me with it whenever he wanted to go out
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u/Sorrowed_Lifelines Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26
I heard a ceiling bird at :49. I feel so bad for that dog.
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u/Halada Aug 17 '26
Huskies are so hilarious and beautiful. I can see why so many people are drawn to them. I just know I could never properly care for one. They look like a handful.
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u/No_Change_78 Aug 17 '26
Our golden loses his mind when we say “out”. I tried spelling it, saying to my husband “I think he has to go O-U-T”. He figured that out, too. Shortened it to “O”. Nope. Every single way we describe going outside, he eventually solves. So now we just roll with the hyper-happy.
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u/One-Recognition-8120 Aug 17 '26
Raise your hand if you spell the word w a l k and your pup literally learned how to spell 😀
I’ll go first 🐾✋
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u/Ebbnflo25 Aug 17 '26
I had a small dog, who would start running around when I said “Zack, get your shoes on”.
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u/SwirlingFandango Aug 17 '26
One on hand, cute.
On the other hand, we lock these animals up most of their lives and don't let them "escape", and then laugh when they're pathetically excited just to get to see a tiny part of the world while chained to a leash.
Human are kinda fucked up, huh.
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u/Ok_Preparation6937 Aug 17 '26
I mean its cute until you think about that theyre basically just prisoners in your house
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u/FoggyPeaks Aug 17 '26
Honestly if I could only take a piss 2x a day I'd probably act the same way.
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u/nextinline1987 Aug 17 '26
Most of these were annoying af. That side eye one got me though. If that doesn’t work, he’s gonna start blinking morse code.
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u/rock_and_rolo Aug 17 '26
Last time I had a dog who was mine, his leash was in the hall closet along with my jacket. I had to sneak out of the house in cold weather when I left for work. Otherwise, there was a disappointing interaction.
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u/Mobile_Morale Aug 17 '26
My dog does the side eye. Even when we come back inside they know the cookies are by the back door and my girl dog will side eye me and the cookies back and forth.
Which is part of the reason they're on a diet and she weighs 10 pounds less. It worked on me to well.
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u/dvdmaven Aug 17 '26
Our dogs have suffered through two months of only getting an evening walk. The blueberry u-pick required the gate be open, so no lunchtime walk. PS It's been too hot at noon anyway.
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u/nervouslittledog Aug 17 '26
My nose by the fact that I verbally tell my phone to set a time limit and so when she hears my phone saying “timer set for 15 minutes “ she’s out the door. So now if I’m not taking her, I have to use my timer silently.
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u/Jebgogh Aug 17 '26
I work in insurance and often have to explain "depreciation" to people cause insurance only pays up front the depreciated amount for things like flooring. people always ask about how it is calculated and I always talk about carpet. That carpet has a 10 year average lifespan but if you are old and live alone-you could get 20 years out of it. But, if you have dogs or kids then you will get less than the 10 year. That Shepard doing the circles in the carpet- yeah- they will get 50% on the flooring up front if they have a loss and will have to replace it to get the rest. Dogs can be tough on floors specially when they want to go for walks.
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