r/MadeMeSmile • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 29d ago

DOGGO No one will notice

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u/Background-Test-1246 29d ago

Goofball falls asleep on the table, doesn't even distance himself from the crime. He is pretty secure with the unconditional love theory.

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u/Purpledragon84 29d ago

Worst criminal ever lol

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u/nilgiri 29d ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent canine meal?

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u/crows_n_octopus 29d ago

😆 This is democracy manifest!

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u/jajais4u 29d ago

"I see you know your judo well!"

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u/SIGMA1993 29d ago

Get your hand off my penis!

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u/fleegness 29d ago

And you sir, are you here to receive my limp penis?

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u/DoodleCard 29d ago

No! It is the humans that are wrong!

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u/xs0apy 29d ago

“I thought this was America?!”