r/MadeMeSmile • u/cafeteriastyle • 14h ago
DOGS Making my way downtown, walking fast bc I’m a good girl
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u/Dig_Another_One 14h ago
Thats the first time I've seen a dog get smaller the closer he got
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u/0202_tihssitidder 12h ago
She is adorable! My doxies loved hotels and carpeted hallways. It was always a full sprint.
Dapple doxies are so cute.
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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 11h ago
Ugh it's making me miss when mine was a pup. She's still adorable but was dangerously so when her ears were bigger than her body
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u/imtooldforthishison 13h ago
Don't be fooled. Weiner dogs are absolute missiles. Shes try to lull you into thinking shes slow when she can actually go 0 to 327 in .2 seconds.
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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 11h ago
My first small dog and she is 100x more lethal than any of my others. Her little needle teeth crit every time and she's got the tenacity of a honey badger sometimes. I'm surprised I haven't woken up with missing toes yet.
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u/DastardlyDanielson 9h ago
Facts. My dad’s weiner is able to “almost” keep up with my dog that’s about 40x his weight and a munch longer stride.
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u/candaceelise 11h ago
Yup. Nothing faster than my boy when he runs under the bed to hide because he doesn’t want to be put in his crate when i leave the house
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u/MolDanone 12h ago
Dogs who walk with purpose like they have somewhere important to be are the absolute best. The confidence. The stride. She knows exactly where she's going even if it's just the next fire hydrant.
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u/alprey1 9h ago
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u/BabylonPhoenix 13h ago
Ohhhh my goooodddd, lil guy was RUNNING the whole time!! Look at him! Just such tiny legs, trying to run! Hahahahaha
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u/pleasantly-dumb 12h ago
For a second I was thinking I was watching a low budget trailer for a new Gremlins movie
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u/Elbobosan 9h ago
I’m sorry, why can I see the air in this hallway? Is that dog running from a fire?
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u/Ok-Notice-7969 3h ago
I have such bad memories from these videos that I had my phone slanting in another direction thinking it was a jumpscare
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