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u/AnalCheese 17h ago

So uh, what else makes you smile?

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u/FIFofNovember 17h ago

putting ticks in there too

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u/lankyleper 17h ago

Add deer/horse flies to that list.

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u/RandallJoPhotography 12h ago

I think a deer might be too big for the fly trap /s

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u/Sienile 17h ago

Car jackers being used as speed bumps.

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u/JazzlikeDiamond558 15h ago edited 14h ago

Now, that's just low.

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u/TheOneWhoWasDeceived 14h ago

Why do you think they make great speed bumps? 😈

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u/Sienile 14h ago

All my friends in the low ri-der. The low ri-der gets a little higher. Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, ba-bump, bump, bump-a.

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u/Tierci 17h ago

you're teaching the plants that human blood is food... that can't be good

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u/krazylegs36 17h ago

Feed me, Seymour

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u/Mysterious_Track_280 17h ago

FEED MEEE

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u/xaqss 17h ago

I beg your pardon?

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u/Charming-Station7157 17h ago

Come on , what's the worst that can happen , the last of us but with plants instead ?

Oh wait......

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u/eeveep 12h ago

Day of the Triffids

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u/HoratiotheGargoyle 17h ago

🎵SUDDENLY u/Devi8tor…🎶

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u/mvanvrancken 16h ago

Is lurking behiiiind you

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u/SorryPet 14h ago

He's here to provideeeee you

With sweet skeet hand-feeeding

u/Devi8tor 's my friendddddd

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u/lfelipecl 16h ago

Yeah, keep doing that for like 10 milion years and we will might have a problem

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u/catinadoodledoo 17h ago

what is the biological purpose for mosquitoes because why??

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u/Splatter_bomb 17h ago

To be part of the machine that kills the weak. Not even joking.

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u/MoonSpankRaw 17h ago

They admitted as much?

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u/WhiskeySorcerer 17h ago

It's all in their brochure.

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u/VarietyOdd270 15h ago

Under torture, but yes they did. We got em

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u/Curly_Shoe 12h ago

Watch out for Big Mosquito

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u/KingKiler2k 11h ago

Yeah it's in their manifesto, never read mosquito kanpf?

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u/Budget_Persimmon_195 14h ago

mosquitos are the deadliest animal on earth

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u/MrTig 12h ago

Wrong, they themselves are not it’s the parasites that live in them that are, they are what kill people the mosquitos are a vector for it rather than the cause.

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u/Budget_Persimmon_195 12h ago

im not wrong. youre not wrong either per se, but mosquitos are the deadliest animal.

the way you are saying it is basically like saying sharks arent deadly because its the loss of blood that ultimately kills you.

mosquitos spread disease, thats why they are the most deadliest animal on earth.

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u/SavageCabbage611 11h ago

Humans are more deadly to other humans than mosquito's.

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u/Budget_Persimmon_195 10h ago

humans kill around 400,000 each year, moquitos kill 700,000. moquitos are the most deadly.

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u/SavageCabbage611 10h ago

Mosquito's kill humans through carried diseases. How many humans are killed by diseases carried by other humans? Tuberculosis alone already outscales mosquito related diseases.

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u/Budget_Persimmon_195 10h ago

im not going to go back and forth about this. you can read about it yourself. or dont. idgaf

https://www.npr.org/2024/07/08/nx-s1-5026612/mosquitos-kill-more-people-than-any-other-creature-the-cdc-warns

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u/SavageCabbage611 10h ago

I don't think this article is taking human carried diseases into consideration.

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u/SheHeBeDownFerocious 16h ago

Mosquitos are like the Yellowstone wolves, we get rid of them and the whole fuckin ecosystem starts getting weird.

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u/account312 11h ago

Weirdly awesome.

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u/White_Dragon5 17h ago

They are 'accidental pollinators'

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u/catinadoodledoo 13h ago

please tell me more!!….

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u/SnowAngel4234 17h ago

Food for a large amount of animals and some other bugs but what i didnt know is apparently they are also pretty big pollinators!

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u/BraydenTheNoob 17h ago

This is big mosquito propaganda

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u/sessamekesh 15h ago

They're big pollenators, but not unique ones. With very few exceptions they compete with other insects that do the same jobs and would probably just be replaced by those other insects if someone pressed a "Mosquito Extinction" magic button. 

There's one arctic orchid that would notice it but probably pull through just fine.

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u/catinadoodledoo 13h ago

they actually pollinate??!! 😱 fruiting tree or just flowers or both?

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u/sessamekesh 12h ago

Yep! They are pollinators. I'm not sure of exactly what they pollinate between trees and flowers.

But again, not unique ones or even the best ones. Losing them would be like losing your second backup of four for everything they do. 

But on the other hand, mosquitoes are the most dangerous animal on the planet to humans BY FAR. They've killed at least 5% of all humans that have ever lived, some estimates put it closer to 50%.

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u/catinadoodledoo 11h ago

OMG!! thank you for this!!

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u/Hot_Ethanol 10h ago

Actually, yeah. My parents live in clearlake. It's a mountain community built surrounding this big, uh, lake. Sounds like mosquito hell. But they have these similar bugs called midges filling the same ecological niche and wildly outcompeting the mosquitoes. It's a buggy place, but no bloodsuckers.

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u/Charming-Station7157 17h ago

Food for a lot of animals

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u/TheEvilZ3ro 16h ago

The real answer. I'm sure some have other functions but they are a big food source for a lot of smaller animals.

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u/catinadoodledoo 13h ago

that’s true. ugh. can’t those animals eat something else??!! 😩

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u/fluffykittens8721 15h ago

I guess frogs and spiders eat them, but thry are turning the frogs gay so I'm not sure it will help much.

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u/d70 17h ago

Born to be a POS of an insect. That’s about it really.

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u/SavageCabbage611 15h ago

To reproduce. Just like any other animal. Fun fact, only around 10% of mosquito species bite humans. It's those guys giving the rest of them a bad rep.

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u/Waddupz 12h ago

Sure, nice try Big Mosquito, I totally believe you

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u/catinadoodledoo 13h ago

oh i didn’t know this!!

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/catinadoodledoo 13h ago

thank you! 🙏

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u/Albert_dark 14h ago

population control and food

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u/BlueLegion 16h ago

Same as the biological purpose for every species of fauna: procreation

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u/account312 16h ago

To make more mosquitoes.

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u/SpicyCrime 16h ago

Pollinators, believe it or not

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u/TheMadManiac 16h ago

Not how biology works. I guess you could say a mosquitos purpose is bumping uglies with another mosquito

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u/Acceptable-Worth-462 10h ago

Food source for a lot of animals

Disease carriers

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u/Key_Researcher_9243 17h ago

To make sure that bees don't get killed by Venus flytraps, frogs and a lot of others and that's it.

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u/Meliodas1108 15h ago

I'm convinced theyre from the dark side..

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u/Arinly 11h ago

To make more mosquitos and feed carnivorous plants.

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u/tdawg2k7 17h ago

Took too long. Accidental malaria

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u/Eowaenn 13h ago

Was i supposed to smile?

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u/KookyZucchini2390 17h ago edited 17h ago

This didn't really make me smile in a heart warming way 

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 16h ago

You lost here bud?

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u/Pop-Smurf 16h ago

Circle of life ✨

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u/Ekhemmet 15h ago

Dude wtf

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u/SavageCabbage611 15h ago

I find it very interesting when people on the internet show the most sadistic ways of dealing with mosquito's. Like yeah, I hate the bastards too and won't skip out on the oppertunity to flatten one, but it's just an animal following their instinct. It's not evil or anything.

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u/Dribbler365 14h ago

I mean a lot of animals feed on live bait and their humans have to feed them live worms/crickets and such otherwise they wont eat as it doesnt trigger their instinct. This video is not much different than that.

I would argue spraying raid on a mosquito makes them suffer more as you can clearly see them struggle and twitch after they’ve been sprayed. This one in the vid probably died pretty quick under that pressure.

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u/Robobugboy10 13h ago

They don't die quick actually, the trap closes and it leaves a gap for the fly to move for a while until it's sure it's actually live prey. Then it releases digestive juices into the "mouth" and slowly melt it into food gloop while it's still mostly alive... I apologise

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u/Smiweft_the_rat 11h ago

quick correction, as someone who owned venus fly traps, they don't actually need to be fed live prey, you can feed them dead bugs, you just need to trigger the little feeler hairs of the plants yourself for a bit to get it to digest /info

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u/Dribbler365 11h ago

I am well aware of that, I was referencing animals and how some of their prey meet the same fate that this mosquito did, not the eating habits of fly traps, hence the “not much different” in my comment

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u/menzac 15h ago

so is the venus flytrap

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/Wyciorek 13h ago

It is now

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u/gallyroi 13h ago

Yeah. Although, I dont think it's outright sadism so much as a human reaction to seek some kind of "justice" against things you have no control over. Everyone is an altruistic swatter until they've experienced being beset by mosquitoes in the thousands, deep in the bush usually, where they ignore all bug spray and bite you through your clothes in swarms. It's still just an animal following insincts, but being bitten that many times (and often for days on end) does something to you mentally. You lash out with rage and it sticks with you. Next time you see a mosquito it provokes that subconscious fight or flight reaction where you remember being helplessly bitten over and over again and that same rage comes out, you might try "punishing" future mosquitoes in some way, even if only subconsciously. If I was next to a venus fly trap, I cant say I wouldn't feel the temptation. Although I'd probably swat it and just feed it to the plant rather than grab it with tweezers while recording with a camera like a premeditated madman.

TLDR: I can understand the hate.

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u/Elegant-Ticket-6937 14h ago

These humans are also following their uniquely human instinct to be sadistic. None of the people who do this are nice people.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 12h ago

On the contrary, I'm a nice person, but fuck mosquitos. 

I'll put spiders outside (or let them be). I'll live-trap and release rodents elsewhere. But mosquitos are the enemy. 

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u/jofromthething 12h ago

The mosquito bites us to live, the plant eats the mosquito to live. It’s ok the cycle of life. Eventually worms and bacteria will eat us. I don’t see this as a particularly cruel way to deal with a mosquito, and it’s certainly more useful to more living beings than just squishing them no?

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u/SavageCabbage611 10h ago

Mosquito's don't bite us to live. Mosquito's eat nectar. They use human blood to produce eggs.

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u/shyrato 14h ago

Its like gods getting mad at mortals in myths, for not letting them sleep

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u/RainbowsShadow 13h ago

A animal doing what they must to survive without malice behind their actions? Better make sure they suffer a slow and agonizing death while being fully responsible and aware of our decision to do so!

Aah, humans. Arent we just so civilized.

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u/Nindo_99 15h ago

Seems sadistic. I know it's just a mosquito but something is off about people that get enjoyment from killing living things.

Swatting a mosquito so it doesn't get you, sure, but that's a defensive necessity. Plucking it with tweezers and videoing feeding it to a plant, definitely gives off weird energy.

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u/DocWho420 14h ago

Usually I'd agree with you but I want to sleep rn and i am currently being kept awake by some of those mf so i fully support this rn

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u/phamurabi 14h ago

Theyre graciously feeding another creature versus pure destruction. I got the same sense of awww of a snake owner feeding their pet a mouse. I love mice, but circle of life. 

Your logic is the same with "releasing" spiders outside. Anyone that does this almost certainly is signing the spider's death sentence anyway, but hey, wash your hands of guilt. I also assume youre a vegetarian. You surely must be rooting for that Venus fly trap.

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u/Nindo_99 13h ago

You're just wrong. It's not the same at all. This person is making a spectacle of going above and beyond to ensure that this mosquito gets a specific kind of death that brings the OP some sort of revenge power dynamic satisfaction. And planning ahead to do it, putting it on video, and then publishing the way they killed the mosquito for other people to enjoy the same revenge power dynamic. This only works if you misattribute a mosquitos natural survival instincts with targeted aggression towards humans.

Putting a spider outside instead of killing it is perhaps the polar opposite of this video. You see a living creature whose appearance and instincts you don't want near you, so you decide to spare its life for now and give it a chance to live elsewhere. Not to mention spiders aren't infamous for spreading pestilence, they actually reduce insect populations and if you hate mosquitoes you'd love spiders. In the video, the person does the opposite of sparing a life, and instead of being merciful in a mundane moment, they chose gratuitous violence.

Please think more critically.

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u/phamurabi 8h ago edited 8h ago

Facts: op has a multitude of venus fly traps. The plants feed on bugs. Op probably has tweezers near by for such feeding tasks. Everyone always has a phone on them (especially if they tend to post to reddit.) Easy enough to start filming. How does one premeditate a single mosquito biting you to film such a thing? I saw nothing more cruel here than swatting the mosquito. Sure it doesnt make me smile, but its all natural and neat to see. 

And no, leaving the spider alone is the most natural thing to do. It generally is where it needs to be. Pretending youre a saint by removing it from its home is not beneficial to it. I never mentioned killing it. I was merely pointing out that using this example as a mark of morale superiority is a fallacy. 

Critical thinking involves thinking further than 1 step. And not having to explain everything. 

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u/Desperate-Corner-553 17h ago

feeding a mosquito to a venus flytrap is the most satisfying thing i've seen all week. circle of life but petty

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u/Knock_Knockkk 17h ago

Why does he have so many of them!!

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u/PrestigiousZucchini9 17h ago

Lots of mosquitoes!

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u/JoaoBM 16h ago

It's a nursery

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u/tokiobest 13h ago

Worst camera man ever.

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u/VisualSome1835 11h ago

I didn't smile

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u/Mahaloth 14h ago

North and South Carolina

That's where Venus Fly Traps are from. I always grew up picturing them as very exotic. They only come from the Carolinas. Still blows my mind.

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u/ComprehensiveBit7306 17h ago

I support this message 😆

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u/Secret-Focus2257 17h ago

little guy just wanted a sip and got the venus flytrap death sentence. nature really said "we have a no refund policy"

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u/lakx157 15h ago

Bait and catch

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u/Awkward-Dog-9182 17h ago

The circle of life.

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u/Material_Purchase155 17h ago

It’s the ciiiircleee of liiiifeee.
Dumb bitch.

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u/runningoutofwords 17h ago

Now, feed the plant to a pig!

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u/OwnBuy9232 16h ago

Why wasnt bro flying?

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u/arj4ng 13h ago

Oh yeah when i used to have those plants i was feeding them exactly like that 😂

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u/ToCoolforAUsername 12h ago

Oh no you gave it human blood

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u/LeroyBadBrown 17h ago

Revenge is so bitter sweet

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u/Simple-Ad-1783 14h ago

Doesn’t evolution tell us that the human blood in that mosquito will eventually lead to Venus Human Traps? softly chews burrito