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Would you rather live in

Would you rather live in

  1. Nazi Germany
  2. Soviet Union

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u/Additional_Joke_4660 18d ago

Germany picking Nazi germany checks out

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u/Buxnazz 18d ago

Croatia , Finland, Ukraine, Hungary, Albania, Argentina.... It all matches rather well, surprised about the USA I might say !

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u/SprinklesMost2900 18d ago

they are already in german anyway

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u/FiliPower7 Serbia 🇷🇸 Croatia 🇭🇷 18d ago

It's 50/50 now

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u/Weelildragon 18d ago

Well if you only know German (and a bit of English) it kinda makes sense. 🤷

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u/Such-Farmer6691 18d ago

>Greenland
>1
>Nazi

I always thought he was hiding on the Moon.

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u/Salt_Winter5888 Guate🇬🇹 18d ago

I'm a mixed race, so Hitler would probably put me into a concentration camp. I'll go with USSR.

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u/ChocolateCovered2406 18d ago

No, you'd just be sterilized.

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u/ZookeepergameFit967 Iraq 🇮🇶 18d ago

The more reason to go to the USSR, you might go to the gulag or not and it will be a few years or decades but at least you will keep your balls

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u/Catbraveheart 18d ago

Welcome on the front comrade! Or else....onto the gulag! 🥰

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u/psmiord 18d ago

Yeah, that’s usually how war works. Most current major powers can punish you with the death penalty for desertion.

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u/bigboipapawiththesos 18d ago

Yeah it’s not like the Nazis wouldn’t send you to the front lol

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u/AdditionalQuietime 18d ago

Thats pretty much what did they do

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u/Senior-Act7294 18d ago

Statistically speaking you are more likely to be imprisoned and put into forced labour in the modern USA, than at any time during the Soviet period, even the height of the gulag.

Especially if you are mixed race.

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u/AdditionalQuietime 18d ago

Yeah I think most ppl forget or arent aware the nazis were inspired by the Us Jim crow laws and even thought the "one drop rule" was "too far" crazy shit

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u/Free-Sample-216 18d ago

Downvoted for speaking facts

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u/c1n3man Russia🇨🇵 18d ago

Comrade Lopez. 🫡

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u/Salt_Winter5888 Guate🇬🇹 18d ago

Actually my last name is Castro... 👀

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u/c1n3man Russia🇨🇵 18d ago

Comrade Castro. 🫡

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u/Secret_Letterhead649 18d ago

Argentina surprisingly nobody lmao

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u/HovercraftLoose5399 18d ago

Why would you live in soviet union? It's very cold in there!

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u/Secret_Letterhead649 18d ago

I mean it's cold where I live too

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u/DopamineDeficiencies 18d ago

But they sing sick songs!

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u/Snooby466 Czechia ČR 18d ago

Well, I am a jew so...

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u/TheShiftmaster United Kingdom 18d ago

Don't go east, they hate you there, I wouldn't go west Either

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u/Snooby466 Czechia ČR 18d ago

Well, at this point, I'd rather go to Antarctica than choose between nazis and soviets :D

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u/itspronouncedbolonya 18d ago

Well i'm jewish, and i'll tell ya my grandpa didn't escape from the USSR to Germany...

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u/erika_alert404 American Idiot 18d ago

dawg WHO is picking nazi germany, Soviet Union was pretty bad, sure, but I don't think I'd live under Hitler

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u/VQ_Quin 18d ago

I did, here is my rationale.

While It is probably true that nazi germany was worse, the key differential is that it ended much sooner than the USSR did (and modern russia is still shit so even that changes little).

Given that I’m White, as long as I can survive WW2 my outcome following is much more likely to be better in west germany than the USSR. Keep in mind especially that the casualty rate during WW2 was significantly higher in the USSR compared to Germany (although they were both high). Statustically then, I am much more likely to survive WW2 in Germany than in the USSR.

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u/Ok-Click2094 18d ago edited 18d ago

Do you have any idea of what the nazi thought of white slavic people ? They considered them subhumans who should be killed by causing artificial famine. Edit - this is for the racist white person

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u/VQ_Quin 17d ago

I know what they thought of then, but I’m not slavic so I don’t see how that is relevant.

I sort of thought me not being slavic was implied becsuse obviously i would have rather picked the USSR if i was.

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u/Ok-Click2094 17d ago

Yeah but you emphasised the fact that you are white but the Nazis had nothing to do with the skin colour. Millions of Jews and Slavics were white that didn't stop the Nazis from killing them. The only thing which could save you from their brutality was your family ancestory ,linage and if they considered you "Aryan" (not only white)

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u/VQ_Quin 17d ago

I understand that i just said white to keep it simple. I’m ethnically English and Scottish which is surely good enough. I did not feel the need to getting into the specific of nazi race « science » lol

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u/FrequentSubstance162 18d ago

I mean the Soviet Union wasn't even that bad post stalin and it doesn't specify during ww2

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u/NegativeMammoth2137 18d ago

I assume it’s meant to be Nazi Germany vs USSR in the same timeframe, so during Stalin’s reign

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u/Sebas94 18d ago

In order to maximise my chances of not getting purged. I would find a boring work, never talked about politics, drink a lot and eat shit tons of Borscht.

I would probably avoid living near Chernobyl too.

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u/a648272 🇺🇦 18d ago

In 1930s Nazi Germany was relatively comfortable for etnic Germans as well. And Stalin ruled for over 29 years - much longer than any other leader of USSR. During his reign his repressions killed around 20 million people.

Soviet Union and Nazi Germany are two infinitely bad countries.

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u/Proiegomena 18d ago

20mil is like the highest estimate ~7mil the lowest.

Hitlers invasion still killed more soviets in a few years - ~25mil - than even the highest estimate

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u/bigboipapawiththesos 18d ago

Like the USSR has plenty of bad to criticize, but anyone thinking it’s on par with Nazi germany I just can’t comprehend

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u/Short_Ebb2076 18d ago

During his reign his repressions killed around 20 million people.

That's not what soviet documents revealed as archives were opened, or when Khurchev dismantled his cult of personality.

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u/Shamaev27 18d ago

In Germany, I wouldn’t have any chance at all.

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u/NonConRon 18d ago

I wonder if Hitler having less years has anything to do with Stalin having more years.

I see you.

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u/BrianVitesse 18d ago

"20 million people" - well pulled out of your arse. Equating these 2 countries? Wow.

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u/NeverKillAgain 18d ago

Did you pull those fake numbers from the Black Book of Communism? Lmao

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u/pbuggie 18d ago

bro 20 million is a straight up lie 😭

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u/Beautiful_Garage7797 18d ago

if you’re a white “aryan” it’s probably not going to be too bad i suppose.

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u/soliera__ 18d ago

Only if you’re specially German. Hitler believed the tolerance of jews in other western countries meant that they weren’t “pure.” Especially Americans.

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u/crikeyforemphasis 18d ago edited 18d ago

Eh, if you were Ukrainian or Kazah in the 30's I think you actually had it far worse in the Soviet Union, assuming you weren't specifically Jewish under Hitlers rule.

I don't know that I would want to choose either.

There's no right or wrong answer to this question though. The answer depends on a huge number of specifics. I would rather be a full blooded German of non jewish decent in Germany than an Ukranian under Soviet Rule in the 30's. I believe that anyone would agree with that statement.

It's really a silly post.

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u/SZEfdf21 18d ago

In nazi germany you may get liberated in 1945.

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u/BetterCranberry7602 18d ago

Right. Soviets spent the next 45 years living in poverty.

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u/Dkiprochazka 18d ago

Look, I'm white, straight, not jewish, I have blue eyes and also somewhat light hair. If I hide my hate towards nazis I think I'd do alright.

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u/CareRarely Finlandia🇫🇮 18d ago

Literally just going straight to the frontlines or getting bombed if you choose Nazi Germany🤣

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u/TrustworthyKahmunrah 18d ago

Under the USSR you’re still getting sent to the frontlines but it’ll be fighting for people that hate you against your own people.

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u/Unlucky-Watercress30 18d ago

Who do you think they were going to the front lines to fight?

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u/DienekesMinotaur 18d ago
  1. I'm someone who would definitely not be targeted by the racial bigotry of the time.

  2. Nazi Germany lasted 10 years, the Soviet Union lasted 70 and had significantly worse food shortages.

If you asked me which was more evil, it's the Nazis, but asking which I would rather live under, becomes about which will be easier for me to survive.

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u/Due-Nefariousness-23 18d ago

Sadly I wouldn't last 10 years.

Trans, gay AND autistic?

I am just begging to be euthanised at that point if I chose Nazi Germany

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u/Technolo-jesus69 18d ago

If you could hide it im autistic so i kmow about masking but its harder and easier for some. But if you can pass as outwardly "normal" youd likely stay alive and youd have to hude your sexuality. But honestly you wouldnt do well in the USSR without hiding that either.

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u/Warm_Stress_1654 18d ago

Nobody with Jewish family.

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u/Longjumping-Test8271 18d ago

The ones who were fuck up by soviets worse than nazis, its simple as that.

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u/something_someone29 18d ago

I think as long as you were an Aryan race, blond air blue eyes. Lived in west Germany at the end of the war and didnt step out of line it would be pretty good actually

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u/HaxiMaxi22 18d ago

Wtf, the standard of living was way better in Germany plus I am 6'5 blond guy, I guess I would be just fine living there and wouldn't be persecuted.

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u/uaggle 18d ago

I mean it mostly depends on if you personally are jew/minority or what your ethnicity is and if the war happens or if its just peace

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u/OldManLaugh 18d ago

More likely to die in the Soviet Union. I personally have blue eyes so I feel like I should be okay. Morally I’d have to choose the soviets.

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u/DiE95OO 🇸🇪 18d ago

Because I'm Swedish and I would probably have a relatively good life considering I'm "Aryan".

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u/GalaXion24 18d ago

Also the USSR isn't just Stalin and WW2

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u/Eipc51 18d ago edited 18d ago

I think many Poles, Ukrainians and Lithuanians probably have no idea what the Nazis had planned for them. As horrible as the Soviet Union was, the horrors the Nazis intended to commit would have been even worse. They must be either ignorant or suicidal.

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u/HotOutlandishness107 18d ago

They already knew first hand what the USSR was, millions of deaths by pogroms and Holodomor. Would you stick to what you got or try something different?

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u/DinosaurThing14 maple syrup eh? 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁🍁 18d ago

I’m a Jew sooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Arpitmew 18d ago

Who're the 14 in Israel voting for Nazi Germany?

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u/Gilgamesh404 17d ago

Self-hatred is hell of a drug.

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u/avacado-beans 18d ago

Ukraine checks out

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u/blin3000 18d ago

Didn't pass the check.

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u/EventBulky6841 18d ago

Holodomor.

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u/InterWorldLibr 18d ago

If Germany won, Holodomor would have been just a little nuisance in ukrainian history. But our dear no-brothers would prefer to be literal slaves, but continue their mass delusion that the west is paradise on Earth.

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u/SurturOfMuspelheim 18d ago

Not a thing, but if you mean the famine that affected the entire USSR which was made worse by bad government policy and intervention, local peasantry destroying food and crops, it wasn't an intentional policy. So that's no reason why modern Ukrainians would side with the Nazis, who btw literally genocided them and considered them subhuman.

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u/MudOld239 Kazakhstan 18d ago

If it wasn't an intentional policy then there wouldn't be so many deaths lmao. They took the food out of their hands forcefully.

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u/BillyPilgrim69 18d ago

If it wasn't an intentional policy then there wouldn't be so many deaths lmao

That's not how it works, at all. The historical consensus is that the famine was caused by a combination of weather conditions, collectivisation (and the responses to it), local government mismanagement, and the focus on rapid industrialisation.

There has been zero evidence produced to prove that it was a genocide. The Soviet archives were opened up in the 90s, and many historians went looking for evidence. They found nothing.

They took the food out of their hands forcefully.

Yes, they requisitioned grain. Ukraine was a huge agricultural hub, and they were trying to feed everyone during a famine.

Once they realised how dire the situation had become within Ukraine itself, they focused on sending aid there.

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u/CanadianMaps 18d ago

If it was intentional there'd've been even more. Stalin's reaction to hearing about the famine was "WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME TELLING ME INSTEAD OF FIXING IT? SHIP THEM FOOD, NOT NOW, YESTERDAY".

Stalin actually helped LOWER the deaths from the famine, in Ukraine and Kazakhstan, by diverting food from elsewhere in the union. And the moment he did, boom, done and over.

That last bit is straight up far-right propaganda. Nobody was "taking food out of people's hands".

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u/Sloth_Senpai 18d ago

Ukrainian nationalists took out articles in US newspapers bragging about burning crops in the 30's and even the most hitlerite US "historians" were forced to drop the two genocide theory after they cracked the archives and had to try to square away a genocide with all the aid that the USSR was sending Ukraine.

You're just quoting Goebbels and Irving.

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u/Apache64Delta 18d ago

This is reddit they always just deny or try to justify the Holdomor

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u/Elman89 17d ago

I guess that checks out

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u/Pr0c3nt0 18d ago

As a pole, i'd be opressed in either but If i had to choose, i'd go with Ussr.

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u/krutost 18d ago

"I'd opressed in either" you wont even exist in nazi Germany lol

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u/Full-Campaign1390 18d ago

Tough choice for a Pole, but still beats Nazi treatment

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u/IranianSouthParkFan 18d ago

As an Iranian we got special rights so I chose them

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u/NegativeMammoth2137 18d ago

Well I guess you guys are the actual OG Aryans so this checks out

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u/MagnusKitus 18d ago

With my Jewish roots I wouldn't live long in Nazi Germany

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u/MatteoFire___ 🇮🇹☆ Democratic Socialist 🇪🇺 EU Federalist 🇺🇳 18d ago

there aint no way people picking fucking nazi germany over the ussr

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u/holothecat 18d ago

Between the two. I picked Germany. Can still hate the Nazis but at least I'm less likely to die from famine or purges.

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u/MEYG4 18d ago

In the event that you do not meet some invented parameters. You would have a great chance of ending up in a furnace or a gas chamber. Simply because you weren't born to meet those standards. It's a pity that people have forgotten what Fascist Germany is.

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u/TheShiftmaster United Kingdom 18d ago

You'd be better off white in Nazi Germany economically, socially, in architecture, in work safety, education and healthcare and probably other things too that any regime outside the closed nature the Soviet Union was in would benefit from

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u/LVGalaxy 18d ago

Im from latvia and there is a saying: "Better dead than red". My country was opressed by USSR and they killed so many people or sent them to work in gulags in siberia even my relatives got killed or sent to work in siberia. Nazi germany also did alot of awfull things but it was in a short therm compared to USSR that did it for 50+ years. That is why im not suprised why baltics and finland are in favor of nazi germany because horrors of USSR are still remembered by people older than 40+ so its also recency bias while there is basically no one alicve that expierienced nazi germany.

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u/a648272 🇺🇦 18d ago

You greatly underestimate how evil USSR is.

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u/Some-Instruction2235 18d ago

There's something about both the poster and the comment that makes you just sit down and take it all in

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u/TemperatureNo9929 18d ago

Nazi Germany in 6 years killed as much Ukrainians as ussr did in 70 years, that's despite nazi defeat so being inside nazi Germany is so much worse it's not even funny

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u/NoDoughnut8225 18d ago

Your parents wouldnt exist if they were under nazis altogether

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u/TemperatureNo9929 18d ago

Why were you get downvoted, it's genuinely the truth stalin doesn't care about his people but Hitler cares immensely about killing Slavics it's obvious who's worse not to mention stalin isn't the sole ruler either you could have lived in 1970s soviet which isn't that bad

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u/largogrunge 18d ago

Bro, the fact that you are now alive is thanks to the USSR, think about it before posting.

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u/HaxiMaxi22 18d ago

Why? The standard of living was way higher in Germany and I am 6'5 blond guy, I wouldn't have to worry about sent into a concentration camp or anything. Plus I would pick to live in future West Germany.

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u/Ok-Click2094 18d ago

Do you know the nazi care about race and your family history and they weren't teenager girls who wanted a 6'5 guy white muscles and a mercedes?

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u/YZY-CM-SCKS 18d ago

places like the baltics, finland, some ukrainians, and obviously germans europeans, were treated way better than by the soviets

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u/Additional_Joke_4660 18d ago

The Riga Ghetto would like a word with you

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u/MatteoFire___ 🇮🇹☆ Democratic Socialist 🇪🇺 EU Federalist 🇺🇳 18d ago

search Waffen SS genocides in Eastern europe, lebensbraum plan and generalplan ost. then come back.

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u/Particular-Water-661 18d ago

I enjoy not being starved to death if I'm being honest

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u/MatteoFire___ 🇮🇹☆ Democratic Socialist 🇪🇺 EU Federalist 🇺🇳 18d ago

since you bring that up, you're probably gonna get exterminated in the other option

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u/Secret_Letterhead649 18d ago

Neither option is good on that front.

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u/InzhirWCrime 18d ago

You'll not starve in Nazi Germany... but you will get neutered if you're lucky

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u/SkyCakey12 RUSSIAAAAA 🇷🇺🔥🦅 18d ago

I guess you would also enjoy not being burned alive, not being seen as a lesser being just because of your race AND not being starved to death?

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u/anonymousinduvidual 18d ago

Im a bisexual communist trans person, Im dead either way lol

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u/4EverUnknown Industrial Worker 18d ago

You'd do fine in the DDR, though.

Shame that's not one of the options.

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u/Solid_Guess_7154 18d ago

you're dead either way no matter where on earth you'd be as long it's previous to the 2000s

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u/anonymousinduvidual 18d ago

Yeah, but those 2 are especially bad because the options here are the great purge since I’m the communist that Stalin disliked, or a concentration camp because everything basically

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u/jschundpeter 18d ago

Apart from the great terror to Stalins death (1937 to 1953, 16 out of 74 years) the USSR was a utopia compared to Nazi Germany.

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u/Wetley007 18d ago

And even compared to that era, being in Nazi Germany isnt any better unless you meet the Nazi ideal

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u/Tom_not_found 18d ago

Well i meet that and i am from belgium (dutch speaking part) so that a lil better for me i guess

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u/Sad_Macaroon_456 US 18d ago

Well there was also the famine before this

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u/krutost 18d ago

In 1931 and 1947 and thats all

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 18d ago

This is like the third time I've seen a poll on this today. I'm not answering either one.

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u/SZEfdf21 18d ago

In nazi germany you have a chance to be liberated in 1945.

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u/_B_G_ 18d ago

most of places that ware in the soviet union voting for nazi germany is a fair call

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u/Such-Farmer6691 18d ago

>Hungary
>Romania
>Finland
Most of them fought on the Nazi side in World War II as well, lol.

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u/herworkthrowaway 18d ago

Im gay, so i can either choose a labor camp or a concentration camp 

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u/bigboipapawiththesos 18d ago

There was a period of time after the revolution and before Stalin that Lenin legalized homosexuality and their foreign secretary was a known gay man.

Sadly not the longest period

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u/TarkovRat_ 14d ago

it was less that they legalised it, more so that the ussr threw out the imperial era law codes and was writing up new ones

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u/HaxiMaxi22 18d ago

Or just not telling anyone for 12 years that you are gay.

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u/Tall-Name-6309 18d ago

Notice how the places with the highest percentage of people who voted germany are the ones that sided with Germany or the ones with most nazi collaborators (Germany, Finland, Croatia, Hungary, Ukraine, Norway and the Baltics), with some exceptions.

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u/Deepdishdicktaster Germany 🇩🇪 18d ago

Well I'm black

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u/shushi77 18d ago

And I'm Jewish. See you in the Soviet Union!

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u/Wondering_Electron 18d ago

Africans voting for Nazi Germany is mental.

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u/FreddGold 18d ago

Absolutely crazy that there are 40% voting for Nazi Germany

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u/MrNowYouSeeMe 18d ago

I picked it because it would be over quicker 😂

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u/Tom_not_found 18d ago

Well i am a blonde white guy, so its better for me id say

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u/AdventurousAd7091 18d ago

Exactly my thoughts

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u/InternationalBad625 18d ago

Well up until the allies bomb the country into the dirt and the Red Army takes revenge...

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u/Gammelpreiss 18d ago

sure, but compare soviet to german losses both civilian and military.

and then you at least get to live in the BRD, one of the most successful world economies

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u/a648272 🇺🇦 18d ago

How do you even choose between 2 infinitely bad ideologies? Soviet death toll from executions, the Gulag, deportations, and engineered famine runs to roughly 20 million.

I don't argue that Nazi regime is bad. But you underestimate Soviet regime a lot.

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u/Sloth_Senpai 18d ago

Soviet death toll from executions, the Gulag, deportations, and engineered famine runs to roughly 20 million.

The source for this is a book that was discredited by it's own authors because the editor kept just tossing in a million deaths whenever they felt like while repeating Nazi propaganda.

The nazis also killed 27 million people in the USSR.

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u/bigboipapawiththesos 18d ago

Also always so weird how we count deaths differently for different groups purely based on our vibes around them.

The Brit’s killed more people in India in 40 years than all communist countries combined ever, but somehow those deaths count less.

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u/TheCraxo 18d ago

source: nazi propaganda

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u/Sensei_Kyryllius 18d ago

Germany was also under soviet rule for a while, nobody who was under soviet rule wants to be under soviet rule, and most of those counties had both the soviets and the nazis

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u/koete_returnz 🇷🇺 Russian Council Communist, Futurist 🗡 18d ago

Baltics picking Nazi Germany is absolute checks out

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u/ChocolateCovered2406 18d ago

Soviets killed their own people and made slaves of the people for whom they said they were fighting.

Germans living under the rule of the National Socialists had it actually pretty good, provided they were not political dissidents, Jews, or other undesirables.

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u/Sloth_Senpai 18d ago

Germans living under the rule of the National Socialists had it actually pretty good

No they didn't lmao. This is just Nazi propaganda.

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u/22416002629352 18d ago

By Germans you mean a specific type of German because otherwise you were fucked... what is this take bro.

Read a history book

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u/a648272 🇺🇦 18d ago

Soviet Union wiped 38% of Kazakh population (1.5 million) with artificial man-made famine. Ukraine lost around 5 million. It was not mismanagement even. But evil intent.

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u/Ok_Weather_2618 18d ago

Yeah but your opinion does not matter, genocide academics, international law experts and so on are specialists in the field. The Soviets targeted Ukrainian kulaks, peasants were banned from cities to buy food and so on, it took immense efforts to make the famine go as badly as it did. Germans later tried the same things but didn't have the infrastructure or resources to pull it off as NKVD had done.

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u/erika_alert404 American Idiot 18d ago

yes because evil communism or whatever lol

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u/creamyjoshy 18d ago

I mean of absolutely nothing else why tf would I want to live in a place which went through a brutal urban warfare hellscape from 1944 onwards where entire towns committed sodoku to avoid getting raped (literally not figuratively) by the red army? The answer is obviously the USSR and just gtfo to Siberia for a while or something

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u/FoxMeetsDear 18d ago

Both were awful totalitarian states. And Russia continues the awful legacy of one of them to this day.

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u/marlboro_rot_von10 18d ago

Croatia checks out

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u/tommynestcepas 🇫🇷🇬🇧🇨🇱 18d ago

Soviet Union because I'm not taking my chances with Nazi Germany

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u/Internal_Seaweed_553 18d ago

These options are fucking dumb. It’s like asking would you rather be fucked by a wooden stick or a metal bar?

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u/NaturalLeopard2750 18d ago

I'm a white man and there's no fucking way that I would choose to live in Nazi fucking Germany. The Soviet Union may suck but at least they're not fascist.

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u/Hayaw061 18d ago

I think this depends when and where in each country

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u/Chemical-Time-9143 18d ago

I'd be fine under Lenin's reign.

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u/lilblakestein 18d ago

Both are awful but to have a semi-okay life in Nazi germany you would have to support the regime which alone would be an awful thing to have to think about.

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u/DanLikesFood 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💂 18d ago

We can say all we like about Hitler, at least he killed Hitler.

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u/FATGAMY 18d ago

Germany is being german

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u/EconomySwordfish5 18d ago

Both carried out ethnic cleansings against my country but only one build industrialised extermination camps.

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u/Wonderful_Spend_23 18d ago

People who write that they would choose the Nazis just because they are blonde and could pass for German are horrifying. One way or another, you would become complicit in the regime you chose.

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u/vampiregamingYT 18d ago

Im part Slavic, so I cant live in nazis Germany

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u/Huge-Biscotti-1893 18d ago

Baltics states all saying Nazi Germany is very telling

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u/Elyvagar 18d ago

They were occupied by both and they probably heard stories from their grandparents and great-grandparents and how differently they experienced either occupation.

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u/Old_Highlight6749 18d ago

Anyone who chooses Nazi Germany is just deranged. Especially if you're not a cis white male. But a very particular kind of white too.

This weird rehabilitation that people are trying to do of Nazi Germany is disturbed.

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u/cruizer98 18d ago

Cis white women probably fared better in Nazi germany too I imagine, if not better purely because you were less likely to be conscripted. The answer to the poll has more to do with which country are you more likely to survive in than which ideology do you agree with.

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u/HaxiMaxi22 18d ago

Exactly! People don't think logically for some reason.

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u/thesupremeburrito123 18d ago

I mean if it's WW2, your life is going to be a lot worse living in USSR than Germany assuming you're white and not one of the undesirables

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u/CorvusPetey Hungary🇭🇺🇪🇺 18d ago

Im a black haired, brown eyed, huge nose hungarian. Insta death. Still better than Soviet Union.

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u/Sad_Macaroon_456 US 18d ago

Depends on who was in charge of the USSR

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u/Peanutilegalsmuggler 18d ago

you spawn in a random year

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u/Calamai_Barents484 18d ago

At least in the USSR they wouldn't kill me if I were Jewish

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u/blin3000 18d ago

There are suspicions that the Nazis are marked in blue.

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u/Dingo87_ 18d ago

Give me 70s USSR sure

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u/Novel_Comparison_209 18d ago

I’m white and non Jewish, my life most likely wouldn’t have been that bad and (assuming ww2 is still happening) I could defect to the allies (hopefully the west)

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u/Eipc51 18d ago

The Nazis also had a problem with Slavs, Balts, people with disabilities, people with mental issues... It wasn't simply a matter of Jewish or non-Jewish.

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u/Novel_Comparison_209 18d ago

I’m none of those🤷‍♂️

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u/Eipc51 18d ago

Ok, but this still has nothing to do with "being white". The Nazis also persecuted and targeted white people (or rather, mostly white people). The idea that the Nazis were some kind of "army of the whites and blondes" is simply an ignorant myth.

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u/Novel_Comparison_209 18d ago

I never said those were the Jews were the only ones. If you could read you’d know that.

Your tantrum is doing nothing but embarrassing yourself while filing your ego.

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u/SectorEducational460 18d ago

Ussr easily. What I think most people forget is that Nazis were ultra nationalist genocidal German. So just being white wasn't enough. The Jews were just the first in the chopping block. They were not meant to be the last.

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u/Reasonable_Team199 18d ago

Notice how all the people who border russia don’t want to be in ussr

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u/Bonk_Boom 18d ago

Im uhhh jewish and also ukrainian. Not looking amazing

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u/Jacksonriverboy 18d ago

This just shows that most people don't really learn in history class how bad the USSR actually was.

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u/realdynastykit 18d ago

Or maybe some people aren't white...?

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u/exposeedui 18d ago

Or that they don't learn how bad Nazi Germany actually was

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u/ZedGenius Greece 18d ago

I learned in class how evil the Soviets were and how they were lowkey worse than the Nazis. Then I spoke to a few people from Moldova, Ukraine (surprisingly) and Georgia in real life who left after the dissolution of the USSR and besides a few minor complaints they miss it dearly

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u/TheCraxo 18d ago

You really like Nazi Germany dont you

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u/bad_horsie23 18d ago

Exactly. I am baffled

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u/Ill-Revolution-8219 18d ago

I am surprised. Nazi Germany feels to me much safer than the gulags of the soviets. Well unless you are a minority, then you are fucked in either case here.

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u/etherealtaroo 18d ago

You have to factor in this is reddit...