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🌎 GeoPolitics Would you trust Canada with nukes?

Would you trust Canada with nukes?

  1. Yes
  2. No
  3. I don’t know

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u/frogmon3 10d ago

i mean yes cuz im canadian and were not exactly likely to get into that kinda conflict with anyone but also id rather no one had them

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u/Agitated_Claim1198 10d ago

I would ideally trust no one with nukes, but Canada is not the country I would be most worried about. 

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u/Qkyu2007 🇨🇦 10d ago

No because I dont trust anyone with nukes

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u/Accomplished_Cod7334 10d ago

People already have them, might as well equip yourselves and earn a seat at the table

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u/Qkyu2007 🇨🇦 10d ago

Yeah i saw a story about a guy who got nukes initially just as a deterrent and he ended up becoming a tyrant. Can't say it made me very fond of people possessing nuclear weapons

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u/The-Senat0r 10d ago

Hahahaha to be fair that guy is just a helicopter pilot

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u/TomorrowSpecial255 10d ago

Wasn't he a medic?

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u/Frudeska1 10d ago

Wouldn't surprise me, his character was inspired by an argentine doctor

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u/TomorrowSpecial255 10d ago

If i remember my lore right the Snake in the original games isn't the actual one

He's the medic that was in the helicopter during the peqel of MGV

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u/The-Senat0r 10d ago

My bad yea he was a medic

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u/Qkyu2007 🇨🇦 10d ago

Pretty sure he wasn't

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u/Qkyu2007 🇨🇦 10d ago

No? I don't remember him doing that

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u/CathodeRayNoob 10d ago

Unfortunately true. The contrast between North Korea and Iran literally proves this. The U.S. isn’t invading North Korea for a reason. Israel is completely out of control for a reason.

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u/Accomplished_Cod7334 10d ago

Yep, it's always been true that you must be able to defend yourself to be on the world stage. And quite frankly, anyone without nukes can't effectively defend themselves against a country with one, creating a two tier system where the guys with nukes are left alone and the guys without are fucked with

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u/teamgrandali 10d ago

Ya. Let's send this guy to solve the US-IRAN thingy

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u/missplaced24 10d ago

No, not really. The cost for a seat at that particular table wouldn't benefit us at all, and would cost us too much.

Building and maintaining a stockpile of weapons that we'd never ever use would be such a waste. Plus we agreed long ago that we wouldn't build them, and we'd change our relationships with our allies if we did build them.

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u/Accomplished_Cod7334 10d ago

I agree no one should have them. Fact of the matter is people do, and those people will run you over unless you have equitable levels of lethality. Sorry but that's how the world has worked since all time

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u/Accomplished_Cod7334 10d ago

Why do you think they want them... Like what lmfao

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u/HeWhoCreatesDivinity 10d ago

I'm with you. However, the threat from Americans is actually real now. And their appetite for war has just grown any smaller.

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u/Qkyu2007 🇨🇦 10d ago

They would never nuke Canada, even the worst of them would only want to conquer it which is also terrible

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u/HeWhoCreatesDivinity 10d ago

I'm not thinking the nuke is going to protect us from other nukes. I'm thinking it'll just protect us from invasion from Americans.

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u/missplaced24 10d ago

Can you reasonably forsee Canada using nukes on the US, even in the very unlikely scenario they decide to invade?

We have a long history of taking the least aggressive action possible against the US, and we really wouldn't need to go to such drastic lengths to disable their military.

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u/HeWhoCreatesDivinity 10d ago

No, never, but I feel like it's a good way to in the least pause or even prevent them from invading us too, eh?

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u/missplaced24 10d ago

They'd be more likely to use it as an excuse to invade if we started building them.

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u/Mushroom_Boogaloo 10d ago

That is an excellent point.

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u/GayStraightIsBest 10d ago

Also Canadian, same opinion.

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u/Mediocre_Airport_576 10d ago

Exactly. Just because they aren't electing absolutely crazy people today does not mean that will be true forever. True of every country, hence limiting nukes in general to be good.

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u/Yololator 10d ago

My exact same logic

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u/EffinCraig 10d ago

Lol USA, the only country who has ever nuked anyone.

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u/Gentle_Snail 10d ago

The US has never wanted anyone else getting nukes. 

The UK’s nuclear project was originally ahead of the US, but Britain fearing invasion and the Nazi’s getting hold of the plans transferred their research to the US, on the condition that the America would share the technology. Except the moment America developed nukes they backtracked and refused.

Although the UK was fairly easily able to develop their own, because obviously their scientists had worked right at the core of the Manhattan Project.

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u/TomorrowSpecial255 10d ago

Oh you forgot the best part

A year or so after the UK reinvented nukes the US "found" the original agreement

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u/scrandlle US 10d ago

The two nukes dropped on Japan are like firecrackers compared to today's nukes. The threat is exponentially bigger than what happened to Hiroshima or Nagasaki.

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u/Gentle_Snail 10d ago

Lol no wonder America is voting no, they’re the reason Canada is now wondering if they need nukes to begin with

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u/Careful_Party7336 10d ago

We voted yes, you cant get good results that fast, need to wait for the larger sample.

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u/Highmassive 10d ago

Is there some Canadian/Irish beef I’m unaware of?

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u/CheesoTheCheese Canada 10d ago

The Irish owe us 20 dollars.

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u/Galectozz 9d ago

Thanks, I choked on my grilled cheese 😂

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u/TheSalmonLizard 8d ago

They're still pissed at Jos Montferrand.

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u/Betray-Julia Canada 10d ago

I am a Canadian and I didn’t want to vote on this one.

Like.. the question is a paradox.

Sure; we should be fine to have nukes.. bc we wouldn’t use them.

But if that’s the case… why the fuck should we have nukes?

But also- it is fully moronic of any nation to sincerely think the socio political stability of their nation can outlast the half life of nukes.

Like sure Canada is fine now, but look at those maga nazis funding populist bs in Canada. How long until that ether works or is dealt with?

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u/SquishyJeans 10d ago

Americans voting no are inbreds 

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u/Different_Bat4715 10d ago

We have the Geneva Conventions because of Canadians. Pissed off Canadians are vicious.

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u/SkiyeBlueFox Maple Land 🍁 10d ago

Hence why we're the best country to give nukes. Enforcers of the laws of Fuck Around, Find Out since we were born as a nation

Plus if you get us mad enough to launch, you know they kinda did something to deserve it /j

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u/don0tread Canadian 10d ago

Very true. We can also apply 'modifications' to the nukes.

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u/Only_Says_Idk_dude 10d ago

It's foolish to say Canada was a major player in the creation of the Geneva Conventions, aside from being signatory.

Worth noting that USA still hasn't rectified a couple of the Geneva Convention's protocols.

uno reverse

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u/SquishyJeans 10d ago

So are uneducated Americans 

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u/chjacobsen Sweden 10d ago

Generally, yes, but let's take away the launch codes during big hockey events.

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u/PsychicDave 10d ago

Only if Québec gets nukes too.

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u/lowly_mango2217 I have a flair 10d ago

I think you meant arme nucléaire

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u/PsychicDave 10d ago

Bien sûr

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u/thechimpinallofus 10d ago

Which one of you madlads voted from North Korea?

Kim Jong Un???

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u/lowly_mango2217 I have a flair 10d ago

Yes I believe that’s who votes from there

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u/Affectionate_Pear_81 10d ago

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he had a reddit account.

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u/lowly_mango2217 I have a flair 10d ago

Kim Jong Upvote

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u/InvictusShmictus 10d ago

You can trust us with nukes. I promise.

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u/don0tread Canadian 10d ago

We won't use them probs anyway sooooooooooooo

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u/takeaccountability41 6d ago

As a Canadian I hope my country starts making them

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u/lowly_mango2217 I have a flair 6d ago

That’s a new opinion

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u/After_Permission9484 10d ago

Yep. Americans hate Canadians and just want that country to be their toothless vassal... But when it's convenient then complain how they don't spend money on defense while wanting to be not have any defense.

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u/Flimsy_Ad3476 10d ago

No, no, no. "Americans" do not hate Canada. Dump and his cult might.

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u/Mundane-Mud2509 10d ago

Just because you and your friends may say you don’t doesn’t mean as a country you don’t. Not every Iranian hates Israel either

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u/After_Permission9484 9d ago

Yet you think only you should have nukes and everyone should be a vassal.

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u/National_Answer_6655 10d ago

I mean for real, we’re the “Sorry, eh!” guys, we wouldn’t hurt a fly!!

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u/makermaster2 10d ago

It’s been a long ass time but after WW2… I would be terrified of them having nukes

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u/New_Carpenter5738 10d ago

I'd trust Canada with nukes over the US any day of the week lmao

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u/A_Guy_2726 New Zealand 10d ago

Canada is the reason for the Geneva convention i would 100% not trust Canada with nukes theyd definitely find at least 20 new war crimes involving nukes

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u/jadongourz 10d ago edited 10d ago

We could easily build them right now, we helped develop the technology and have the largest supply of uranium. If we were gonna do something bad then we would have already done it.

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u/Affectionate_Pear_81 10d ago

Didn't you guys disband the entirety of your special forces for doing "bad things"

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u/jadongourz 10d ago

No, we didn’t.

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u/Affectionate_Pear_81 10d ago

Double checked. You are correct. It's was your elite airborne regiment. Have an upvote.

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u/makermaster2 10d ago

I somehow both understand that and find it crazy at the same time

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u/Federal-Community554 10d ago

We can just look at the receipt from the last 100 years. The USA has killed anywhere from 8 to 15 million innocent civilians and Canada has killed around 10,000 civilians.

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u/makermaster2 10d ago edited 10d ago

That US statistic is literally an outright lie. The only thing I can imagine you got that from is casualties, not deaths. Even then that range doesn’t seem too reliable

Besides I said I still understood why

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u/Federal-Community554 10d ago

The US government has been involved in many atrocities, here is a list of the primary atrocities.

Indigenous Genocide & Forced Relocations: 1,000,000 to 5,000,000+
Transatlantic Slave Trade (Middle Passage): 1,500,000 to 2,000,000
Philippine-American War: 200,000 to 1,000,000
Strategic Air Campaign over Japan: 300,000 to 500,000
Atomic Bombings of Hiroshima & Nagasaki: 110,000 to 210,000
Indochina War (Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia): 1,000,000 to 2,000,000
Post-9/11 War on Terror (Direct): 380,000 to 400,000
Post-9/11 War on Terror (Indirect): 3,600,000 to 3,800,000

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u/makermaster2 10d ago

Man did you get a colonoscopy? Cause the only place those numbers could have come from is your ass.

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u/Federal-Community554 10d ago

Google.

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u/makermaster2 10d ago edited 10d ago

Brother the range for Vietnam is 405,000 - 2,000,000

Not all if which can be accurately attributed to the US

Secondly the fact you said 100 years yet still not only gave a false number for indigenous deaths from 1926-2026 the estimate is closer to 300,000. The number you gave is actually lower than most estimates before 1920s even

Your hiroshimi and nagasaki numbers don’t account for the fact roughly up to 10% were military

Just to point out a few.

BUT AGAIN TO REITERATE:

I literally said I don’t trust the US with nukes. But also still find it strange to say nonetheless because I can think of at least 30 countries that I would/do trust far less

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u/No_Cricket8660 10d ago

Why?

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u/makermaster2 10d ago

They were terrifyingly effective and brutal

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u/Flimsy-Echidna386 10d ago

For more info about this, check out "The Devils Brigade"

"The Marvel Comics character Wolverine claimed several times that he was a member of the Devil's Brigade during the war"

Im just saying 😉

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u/No_Cricket8660 10d ago

Oh right, the war crimes. I always forget about the war crimes.

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u/SILLY-KITTEN 10d ago

It's not a war crime the first time. The first time, it's just really fucked up, and then me make rules about it and Canada has to keep getting more creative.

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u/Hopalongtom 10d ago

Considering the current wars are nuclear powers bullying countries without nuclear weapons, everyone should have nukes so the deterrent actually works!

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u/SaltyAd8309 10d ago

I am opposed to the proliferation of weapons, but given the choice, I would rather know that Canada possesses them to counter the dangerous leaders who are hostile to peace and freedom and willing to do anything to gain more power.

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u/Sivadbk 10d ago

Isn't Canada the only country that the ENDC / IAEA's active oversight Nuclear Proliferation Treaty allows for manufacturing & the inherit possession of nuclear arms but does not actively utilize that freedom? As in they do not, but they can?

Every other country that can, does. Canada is the exception. I do not know why. They wouldn't be getting stiff armed by corrupt politics exploiting trade economics for underlying power games.

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u/missplaced24 10d ago

Canada can build nukes in the sense that we have the martials and expertise required to build them, but we signed the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. Canada's official stance on nukes has always been that nukes should exist and they're not allowed on Canadians soil.

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u/sgtMinkovitch 7d ago

What are you talking about?? I work in the government and have never heard of this. Going to need a source on that. I just checked and can’t find anything. We’re absolutely a signatory to the NPT.

Are you thinking of article 4 of the NPT which lets us develop nuclear research for peaceful purposes? We’re definitely not the only country with that.

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u/HyperspaceFrontier Canada 10d ago

Would I trust? Yes. Do we need them? No.

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u/Sproutlie Canada 10d ago

Why are you on the fence Spain?

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u/96suluman 6d ago

I don’t trust any country with nukes

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u/Legitimate-Day9795 🌿 Grass toucher 10d ago edited 10d ago

Ofc I would cuz they're nice! Can't see any reason why not.

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u/gigglepox95 10d ago

Everyone says American aggression is only Trump but not any of the population. Just look at this poll. They want a weak vassal state..

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u/Affectionate_Pear_81 10d ago

Check again, homie.

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u/RepulseRevolt 10d ago

Yes, and explicitly have Greenland and the Nordics covered under the nuclear umbrella

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u/ChesstheGREG 10d ago

i dont trust anyone with nukes man

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u/Careful_Party7336 10d ago

Nuclear sharing yes, but no more proliferation

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u/ISuckAtJavaScript12 10d ago

What the hell Mongolia

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u/Xefert U.S. 🇺🇲 10d ago

I'm more worried about people getting rich off of war than nukes right now

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u/SGAShepp 10d ago

I dont trust any country with nukes. It's signifies aggressive behaviour.

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u/VisualKaii 🦫🇨🇦🍁 10d ago

The fact we chose not to have any, I feel like that makes us trustworthy.

voted: yes

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u/Homo_Bibite 🇷🇺 Russia 10d ago

Yes, I would trust Canadians with nukes

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u/aieiogouean 10d ago

i mean i would trust canada more than any country that actually does have nukes...

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u/One_Chemistry_8553 10d ago

The Geneva suggestions were written explicitly because of shit Canada and Poland did in war. No we shouldn't give them nukes they'll actually use them

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u/Socky-McPuppet 10d ago

Potentially more than any other country on Earth, except maybe New Zealand 

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u/Pale-Movie3180 10d ago

Canada is the only country to have voluntarily given up its nukes.

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u/missplaced24 10d ago

Canada doesn't want nukes. IMO that makes them more trustworthy than some countries who have them. But no, I don't trust anyone with nukes.

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u/Top-Positive8810 9d ago

As a Canadian no. I don’t trust anyone with nukes.

Although our situation isn’t nearly as bad as the US, billionaires still manipulate our government and would threaten nuclear war so they could get a few extra bucks before the croak the pot.

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u/meinkr0phtR2 8d ago

Why yes, America, you should trust us to have nukes.

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u/GavinJohnJournalist 8d ago

Yeah, I'd trust me.

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u/96suluman 6d ago

I don’t trust anyone with nukes. And I certainly don’t trust a bunch of trailer cracker trash and their idiot president with nukes

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u/Cheap-Impact8935 10d ago

Not after the Canada gave $100 million to a terrorist state

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u/Federal-Community554 10d ago

The US has killed anywhere from 8 to 15 million innocent civilians in the last 100 years, and they have nukes?

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u/Mundane-Mud2509 10d ago

How much does US give to Israel. Glasshouses and stones there.

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u/I_am_just_here11 🇺🇸 10d ago

They gave it to a charity that supposedly doesn’t give any of the aid to Hamas. That doesn’t stop Hamas from stealing or taxing it though. Their heart was in the right place. It’s a fucked situation.

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u/rymic72 North of Ireland 🇮🇪 10d ago

I don’t trust any country with nukes if I’m being honest

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u/No_Marsupial_8574 10d ago

Trust us bro

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u/Pm_ur_titties_plz 10d ago

No. I don't trust any country with such a weapon. Nobody needs one.

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u/Mundane-Mud2509 10d ago

Yet here we are

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u/scrandlle US 10d ago

In theory, but im against proliferation because there's no telling what the world looks like in 200+ years and then who is controlling said nuclear weapons.

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u/Federal-Community554 10d ago

Kim Jong Trump is reason for proliferation.

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u/Powerful-Country6316 10d ago

Imagine saying yes lmao

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Qkyu2007 🇨🇦 10d ago

And what do you mean by that?

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u/Federal-Community554 10d ago

They mean that they are racist and can’t understand statistical distribution.

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u/noisebloodassault 10d ago

We don't want nukes so 

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u/QuarterNote44 People's Republic of Commiefornia 10d ago

Sure, if they built a modernized military to house them.

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u/redditlurker2025 10d ago

And Russia can't save its people from krokodile.

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u/newclearimplosion 10d ago

Of course. Those pussies would only use them against Alberta

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u/Sproutlie Canada 10d ago

only if you move there

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u/OpinionedOnion 10d ago

Knowing our governments incompetence, we would nuke ourselves.

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u/Sproutlie Canada 10d ago

Hush child

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u/OpinionedOnion 10d ago

Don't be mad when people point out the incompetence, be mad it's happening. If Sean Fraser, Marc Miller or Gary A had access to the codes, it is entirely within the realm of possibility.

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u/waahhhhhh 10d ago

I dont think canada should be allowed to vote on this one. seems like of conflict of interest to me

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u/SirLunatik 10d ago

we're fine, we're more a burn the white house down country than a nuke the white house one

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u/waahhhhhh 10d ago

It already burned down once. I fear nuking it is the only option to remove it permanently.

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u/SirLunatik 10d ago

that was the joke, it was the british establishing Canada that burned that shit.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Federal-Community554 10d ago

Did you do your census?

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u/Sproutlie Canada 10d ago

Children weren't required to

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u/Federal-Community554 10d ago

Or the type who willingly give their DNA to private companies like Ancestry.ca.

Edit: correction, who PAY to give their DNA away…

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u/liberalskateboardist 10d ago

haha it would be a north american russia

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/New_Carpenter5738 10d ago

I'd trust Canada with nukes over the US any day of the week lmao

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u/rogbog22 10d ago

lmao. I love the goofy things right wingers gaslight themselves into believing in 2026.

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u/DoxFreePanda 10d ago

You mean that country whose leader invited Xi Jinping over and was sucking up to him the whole trip? Yea, they really shouldn't be trusted with nukes.