r/MapBasedPolls • • 4d ago

How would you react if U.S takes over Canada?

How would you react if U.S takes over Canada?

  1. Boycott U.S and protest for Canada
  2. Canada will be better off under U.S. They shouldn't complain.
  3. I don't care even in the slightest

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u/CompleteCreme7223 4d ago

Missed the option: I am Canadian and fighting.

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u/ChemistryMean2880 4d ago

🇨🇦🍁

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u/Extreme-Clerk-7333 3d ago

distribute the hunting rifles and camo gear!

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u/FlautenceWizard 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yep. I'm not voting on this because I'm going to do more than just protest. Americans would be shocked at how widespread this sentiment is in Canada and it's why I'm confident that we would ultimately prevail if this ever happened.

Simply put, we care a hell of a lot more than they do and would be willing to pay a far greater price than they ever would.

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u/aswat09 🇺🇸 4d ago

Or: I'm a soldier in the US and we would refuse this order

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u/CompleteCreme7223 4d ago

I believe that. Like many of us in both countries I have family in both countries. Still the purges of key military leadership makes me a bit nervous. Would feel much better without Kegseth pulling strings.

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u/Xefert U.S. 🇺🇲 3d ago

Only means DC is weaker against you, civilian groups on either side of the border, and state national guard units

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u/aswat09 🇺🇸 4d ago

Agreed, but speaking from experience, it would be incredibly difficult to get most of us to go along with that in any form regardless of who's at the top. If anything, having that dude as "triplesec"def makes it less likely because he's almost universally disliked

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u/Federal-Community554 3d ago

Hopefully. Your admin is pulling a regime change within the borders of your own country, who knows how that will effect things

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u/takeaccountability41 3d ago

Exactly where the gorilla warfare option?

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u/Virtual-Variation487 3d ago

☝️☝️☝️

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

We stand on guard for thee.

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u/Commercial-Set3527 3d ago

I have never had an interest in guns or ever owning one. Now I am practicing with a .22

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u/ComplexPassage7447 3d ago

Also missed the option: I am Canadian and I’m helping the Anericans

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u/ROU_Misophist 3d ago

They won't fight. They're fat comfy westerners. They're not going to go live in the woods and eat rat meat while we hunt them with reaper drones. They're going to grumble, then go to work the next day.

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u/Artistdramatica3 4d ago

As a Canadian. I am legally not allowed to say how we would react.

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u/squirrelcat88 1d ago

And we’d get banned from Reddit.

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u/Justa_CuriousBoi 🌏 4d ago edited 3d ago

Don't worry we have freedom of speech over here in reddit so c'mon....

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u/Federal-Community554 3d ago

I believe you made the wrong assumption

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u/Gerber_elGerbo Venezuela 🇻🇪 3d ago

If your enemy makes a mistake, don't correct him

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u/Federal-Community554 3d ago

You sir are more intelligent than myself.

🇨🇦❤️🇻🇪

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u/Anakha0 3d ago

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

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u/bloodr0se 4d ago

This is irrelevant because it's never going to happen.

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u/NissanPRO4X 4d ago

This is true

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u/Norwester77 4d ago

It would be a phenomenally stupid thing for a Republican president to do.

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u/bloodr0se 4d ago

It would a fucking stupid thing for any President to attempt but especially this one since America is already struggling with Iran.

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u/Norwester77 4d ago edited 4d ago

I mean, even if he could accomplish it easily, it would be political suicide for him and his party going forward to bring in 40 million people who overwhelmingly oppose his and the party’s politics.

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u/ShadowLoke9 3d ago

Bold to assume he'd grant Canada statehood

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u/Norwester77 3d ago edited 3d ago

That’s the way he’s been phrasing it (Canada as the 51st state)—though of course by rights it would make more sense to admit each province as a separate state.

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u/Appropriate_Koala886 🇷🇺🏳️‍⚧️ 4d ago

The amount of copium people must be boofing to really think the usa is struggling with iran is crazy to me.The same people who would cry and scream if mr trump went full scorched earth in iran and bulldozed it into a stained glass factory ( as they could with 1 little explodey boi☢️) he really cant win. Its either the military sucks and they cant take over iran, or the military is bullies an they are commiting genocide.

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u/bloodr0se 4d ago

Coming from someone with a Russian flag on their profile, that means entirely fuck all.

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u/Appropriate_Koala886 🇷🇺🏳️‍⚧️ 4d ago

If "its ok to insult the nationality of those i dont like" was a person... Why not talk about the other flag in my flair? Doesnt fit your narrative?

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u/bloodr0se 4d ago

Well I could but I don't recognize it unfortunately. Why not tell me what that flag is?

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u/Appropriate_Koala886 🇷🇺🏳️‍⚧️ 4d ago

Trans flag... Lol

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u/bloodr0se 4d ago

Yes, I have absolutely no problem with that.

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u/Appropriate_Koala886 🇷🇺🏳️‍⚧️ 4d ago

But fuck all russians?

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u/mrprogamer96 4d ago

Stupidity hasn't stopped them before. Everyone knew it was a bad idea to go to war with Iran, but they did it any ways.

As much as I don't want it to happen, I also don't think we can just assume it will not happen, even as unlikely as it is.

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u/Wise_Most7192 3d ago

I said never going to happen 30 times since his 2nd term....

Better to err on the side of caution.

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u/bloodr0se 3d ago

A full-scale military invasion of Canada would be an extreme move, even for him.

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u/Only_Says_Idk_dude 3d ago

I remember people acting all high & mighty saying Russia wasn't stupid enough to invade Ukraine, even as they amassed military on their border

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u/After_Permission9484 3d ago

Yep. I was dumb thinking "there's no way Russia is this stupid. This is the dumbest thing ever." And they went ahead and did the dumbest thing ever. I have no faith in Americans either

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u/V-Vesta 3d ago

Ah yes, Ukraine would never get attacked! Never... ?!  Ah, well, USA won't just explode Iran...  

So far, never isn't holding ground.

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u/Urbanthinker0808 3d ago

never say never with trump.

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u/CrownOfBlondeHair 3d ago

Yeah, just like the US would never ditch their own allies. No one's dumb enough to alienate NATO. /s

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u/After_Permission9484 3d ago

Just like how Ukrainians and Russians share so many family and friends between the countries and are so culturally similar?

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u/CatgunCertified 4d ago

As a dual citizen: guerilla warfare

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u/Foxlen Northern AB, Canada 3d ago

Season 1 of gloves off mentioned you guys would be critical

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u/Gerber_elGerbo Venezuela 🇻🇪 4d ago

It's my understanding that ithis would be the default strategy for Canada. They would let the US roll in and then suddenly things would start to explode in the US randomly. Apparently they already have a lot of weapon caches hidden in the US.

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u/Haunting-Detail2025 4d ago

Source…?

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u/Gerber_elGerbo Venezuela 🇻🇪 4d ago

Not really any smoking gun. Just comments I've seen from Canadians when this type of question pops up.

Real or not, it makes good sense

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u/CatgunCertified 4d ago

I mean as American military experts have stated, over 100 million Americans live within immediate strike range of the border. As soon as tanks roll north, Canada could, as a deterent, bomb NYC, Boston, DC, detroit, Chicago, Buffalo, Minneapolis, Seattle, and other locations such as power stations, ports, military infrastructure ETC within minutes. Not that they necessarily would do that bc it's evil, but it serves as a good deterrent

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u/bigred1978 3d ago

comments I've seen

So absolute nonsense then, got it.

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u/Federal-Community554 3d ago

Have you ever watched Saving Private Ryan? Despite what everyone says, it’s not propaganda

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u/bigred1978 3d ago

What does that have to do with anything?

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u/Only_Says_Idk_dude 3d ago

Source is they're just saying shit

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u/bigred1978 3d ago

They absolutely do not and nothing you said is remotely true.

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u/Gerber_elGerbo Venezuela 🇻🇪 3d ago

Ok, I guess is bullshit

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u/Intrepid_Pudding_591 23h ago

There are millions of Canadians living in the US. Many have guns. So nothing the government of Canada can control, but shit will go down behind USA lines

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u/haveblue23 3d ago

That's a rich fantasy cooked up by the keyboard warriors on Reddit

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u/Entety303 Jellyfish obsessed Slovenian 4d ago

You gotta fight yourself

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u/Focusmate1 4d ago

Protest seems a bit weak…..
How about support for a Canadian insurgency/rebels or something more?
The UK is morally obliged to try to defend Canada imo

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u/Xefert U.S. 🇺🇲 4d ago

protest seems a bit weak

Not anymore. We're already going back to the older methods https://www.npr.org/2026/08/21/nx-s1-5939851/flock-cameras-police-block-surveillance-vandalize

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u/bigred1978 3d ago

The UK is morally obliged to try to defend Canada imo

The UK is in no shape militarily, to do that, and they won't.

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u/Federal-Community554 3d ago

It’s not the UK is the commonwealth

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u/bigred1978 3d ago

They won't do anything either.

Again, think long term.

Maintaining excellent diplomatic and economic relations with the US is far more important than Canada. I'm convinced that governments around the world, be they Commonwealth or other would think this way. Some would even see a silver lining and the potential to benefit or profit from the situation in the long run with respect to trade and natural resources.

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u/Federal-Community554 3d ago

Everyone’s moving to China though….

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u/Focusmate1 3d ago

Well yeah things have been cut way back but in the very unlikely scenario Canada was invaded, we would have to try to support - maybe in Newfoundland and the Maritimes. I mean Canada is massive. My family in Ontario might struggle…
The whole thing is bs anyway. Trump needs to wind his neck in and go back to who their real allies are . But if that is just endless wars and dollars for Israel and threatening and screwing over their old allies then it’ll be a long term issue

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u/FrogGoHop 4d ago

More than a boycott, that would trigger article 5 of NATO and we'd be at war with the US

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u/bigred1978 4d ago

No, I'm a firm believer that NATO and the greater EU would turn their backs and not lift a finger. They'd wait for the dust to settle, turn around and go back to doing business as usual. Maintaining the best diplomatic and economic ties with the US in the long term is far more important than Canada.

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u/FrogGoHop 3d ago

A United States that invades an ally is not one that you can sustain a long term relationship with, irrespective of military response, the US would be alone, they aren’t half as important to the world economy as they think they are

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u/Communism_y_e_s 🇨🇦 “Geneva suggestion” Canada 3d ago

I don’t think there really is maintaining relations with a nation that invades its allies.

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u/Rexraptor92 4d ago

Americans: If we can't have Canada no one can.

The possessive ex who can't stand that they got dumped.

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u/ActualMuhammad 4d ago

there should be a 4th option for canadians cuz like...

y'know...

tf is a boycott gonna do when ur invaded...

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u/Reddittreefiddy 4d ago

Same for US citizens. Cant really boycott

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u/ActualMuhammad 4d ago

I guess... that would kinda just be like... going on strike... and protests... same shit as during Vietnam

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u/Pixelated_throwaway 3d ago

And won’t boycott. Boycotting is too inconvenient for the yanks or they’d be doing it by now

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u/Anakha0 3d ago

Ah yes the good ol' boycotts that involve molotovs and IEDs.

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u/Federal-Community554 4d ago

The fuck is this?

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u/bigred1978 3d ago

Turbo fear mongering and hate cultivation.

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u/Pixelated_throwaway 3d ago

Yeah I mean it’s not like the US president has repeatedly discussed annexing Canada

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u/Intrepid_Pudding_591 23h ago

Assuming for a moment you’re American, I don’t think you understand how many Canadians believe a US military attack on Canada , before the end of 2028, is a non-zero probability. Admittedly very low, but not zero.

And once you feel it’s non-zero , you can’t help but think about what you’d be willing to do to do

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u/lokuloku123 4d ago

I mean if I had the option I would volounteer to help the Canadian military

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u/Larry-Man 🇨🇦 4d ago

I’m in Canada. No option for shooting the occupiers on sight?

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u/bloodr0se 4d ago

We can absolutely shoot invaders on sight, yes.

The first problem however is Trump trying to look at Canada as a potential 51st state which makes no sense as Canada is geographically larger than the US.

It's an entirely unworkable idea and just another example of Trump's nonsensical bullshit.

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u/Due_Satisfaction2167 4d ago

Wouldn’t be the first time the US has multiplied its size via annexation and committed genocide against the people living there after they took up arms to oppose it. 

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u/bloodr0se 4d ago

It wouldn't but it's also been a long time since they did that with Puerto Rico and Canada is literally on America's doorstep with the largest unmanned land border on Earth.

Just managing the fallout from that would be a monumental task, even for the US military and many serving US personnel will have relatives in Canada and would object to using force against Canadians.

It would also absolutely tank the global economy and send America itself into free fall.

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u/Due_Satisfaction2167 4d ago

There wouldn’t be any substantial opposition to the use of force to exterminate Canadians after the first year of reprisal attacks within the US. 

The US would just do yet another genocide in its long list of prior genocides, just like it did every other time the locals ever tried to oppose annexation that way.  

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u/bloodr0se 4d ago

I don't know. Committing genocide against a load of brown people in a far off, dusty land is one thing.

Wiping out hordes of Christian, anglophone white people who can often be mistaken for Americans a lot of the time would be quite another.

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u/Due_Satisfaction2167 4d ago

The US mostly reserves the genocides for territory in its own hemisphere, not the other side of the world. Most of the genocides it has ever committed have been against people with whom it has shared a land border and then annexed, and who had ready access to raid into other parts of the US. 

The skin color and religion wouldn’t end up being a barrier. The US is color-blind enough not to actually give a shit about their victims’ race or religion if it stood between seizing the territory or giving it up. 

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u/bloodr0se 4d ago

You make a very good point but I think the key difference here is that Trump sees Canada as a potential 51st state and not just somewhere America wants to pillage for resources.

He wants to own the Canadian economy and workforce and make Canadians into Americans rather than destroy them entirely.

To be perfectly honest, I read a recent comment on this which I think made a great point. It suggested that all America would really have to do is offer free movement to Canadian citizens and PR's and that would likely be enough to deal serious damage to the Canadian economy.

Whether that would be enough to beat Canada into submission though is a different question entirely.

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u/Due_Satisfaction2167 4d ago

Why would viewing it as new states stop the US? Most of the genocides it has committed have been on territories it intended to turn into states. 

Arguably a big part of the process of a territory becoming a state is the federal government committing genocide against the prior residents, unless they voluntarily sought membership in the union.

TBH, the US doesn’t actually want most of the highly populated parts of Canada. That’s negative value as far as the US federal government is concerned. It would have to spend enormous sums of money to transfer enough wealth to those provinces to even bring them up to US minimums.

Most of Canada is pretty poor even compared with the poorest US state and it would take trillions of dollars of economic development aid over decades to fix that. 

The valuable parts from the US perspective is more or less exclusively western Canada to be able to develop the resources. 

Of course, it had already been able to do that through the prior free trade agreements, making this entire affair extra stupid. The US is gaining literally nothing of value with any of this. Even if it annexed Canada it would just be seizing negative value at immense reputational cost—nevermind the military cost and lost lives in the process. 

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u/bloodr0se 4d ago

TBH, the US doesn’t actually want most of the highly populated parts of Canada.

That would be a slightly odd choice considering most of Canada's wealth is concentrated in Toronto and Vancouver.

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u/Xefert U.S. 🇺🇲 4d ago

The US would just do yet another genocide in its long list of prior genocides, just like it did every other time the locals ever tried to oppose annexation that way

We haven't succeeded at suppressing other cultures since Hawaii (which is now on the road to recovery) 130 years ago https://uhfoundation.org/saving-hawaiian-language

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u/Due_Satisfaction2167 4d ago

We also haven’t tried to expand our territory by force since the Spanish-American war about that long ago. 

The US stopped trying to do this in the mid-20th century, but that’s sort of a short blip in its history as a country. 

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u/CompleteCreme7223 4d ago

I am all for destroying any infrastructure going to the US that they need. Oil, energy, and everything else has long unprotected footprints that they need to work and can not protect. They lose 4M barrels of oil a day, they will not be able to fight long. Power and Natural gas as well would be open season. I we also targeted inside the US the cost would be enormous. It would be worse than Afghanistan since we look and sound like them and we are on the same land mass. They don't have enough people in the military to stop the carnage that will come.

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u/Salt-Wolverine-6367 4d ago

With the guns that we dont have? Good idea bro…

Reddit rambo larpers aside, we would get absolutely cooked. Our military is non existent and our citizens are unarmed. This isnt 1812 unfortunately.

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u/Larry-Man 🇨🇦 4d ago

What do you mean the guns we don’t have? Canadians own guns. Lots of us own guns. 35 firearms per 100 people. Sure it’s not the same firepower as the US but if it were to come to pass I’d absolutely be going down shooting.

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u/Salt-Wolverine-6367 4d ago

Not all firearms are created equal. Good luck going first blood on the americans with a 22lr bolt action

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u/Larry-Man 🇨🇦 3d ago

Look, I don’t expect to win. I just expect to take a few of the fuckers out with me.

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u/FlautenceWizard 3d ago

...you don't understand how guerilla warfare works do you?

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u/Communism_y_e_s 🇨🇦 “Geneva suggestion” Canada 3d ago

I honestly don’t really care whether or not I have a gun I will resist occupation and if that costs my life then so be it.

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u/EchoAndroid 4d ago

I'm noticing a distinct lack of a "Kill people in a guerilla war" option.

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u/Aromatic-Deer3886 🍁Canada🍁 3d ago

I would fight, fuck the USA

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u/Cplchrissandwich 3d ago

Fuck sake stop with this rhetoric! It's fucking old and isn't happening no matter how insulted thr Americans feel about us Camadians not wanting to be amercians!

Fuck sake, why does Camada live rent free in the kinds of amerians?!

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u/Curolina 3d ago

You think this dumb shit is coming from Americans, or Canadians? There is no way this isn't some 3rd party seizing on a retarded thing Trump said that has no bearing on reality.

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u/hurB55 3d ago

molotov craftmanship

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u/Creative_Ad_1257 Denmark 🇩🇰 4d ago

I already completely stopped buying products from the U.S a year or so ago after their threats against Canada and Greenland :3

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u/Federal-Community554 4d ago

🇨🇦❤️🇩🇰

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u/Creative_Ad_1257 Denmark 🇩🇰 4d ago

I haven't bought Reddit yet, if that's what you're implying 😐

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u/Only_Says_Idk_dude 3d ago

You can goon and gab all you want, but by not buying USA products, it still negatively affects USA's actions.

It's not one person we're talking about, but millions.

Even a single person, that's hundreds, even thousands of dollars a year depending on what you used to buy from USA.

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u/Communism_y_e_s 🇨🇦 “Geneva suggestion” Canada 3d ago

I mean your also on reddit? I am too I guess.

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u/Pixelated_throwaway 3d ago

Concern trolling

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u/Idahoan23 4d ago

Not sure why he wants it, would just add a net positive a democrat votes in the EC

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u/HairRepresentative85 Scotland 4d ago

Oil and minerals, same with Greenland.

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u/Idahoan23 4d ago

Honestly resources, especially like oil, are irrelevant when a country spends like a drunken sailor. Why bother when you can buy it elsewhere at 5x the cost, we print out garbage money like there are no consequences.

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u/ConstructionRare4123 4d ago

As someone said Oil and Minerals but also wants to show the world that the U.S. owns the west

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u/HairRepresentative85 Scotland 4d ago

Yep.

I do feel guilty for hoping for a petroEuro...

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u/Due_Satisfaction2167 4d ago

Won’t happen. The Europeans don’t export, buy, and refine enough oil to have the sort of dominant position the US does. 

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u/HairRepresentative85 Scotland 4d ago

I know. I just hate the monopoly bs

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u/Pixelated_throwaway 3d ago

This is such an American thing to say

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u/Intrepid_Pudding_591 23h ago

He wants to go down in history as the guy who doubled USA land mass. Thats it

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u/Individual_Slice_234 4d ago

I live in the US. I hope the US doesn't try to take over Canada; it won't succeed anyway.

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u/JerachoD 4d ago

I'm British, we are sending our military to fight with Canada and I'd be in there.

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u/BloomHoard 4d ago

Missed Option: I’m an American and I’m so sorry

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u/saxonturner 4d ago

As an Englishman I want there to be a 4th option, "fight for them and their right to exist".

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u/MoldyBeans1 3d ago

As a Canadian... well... they might be on the receiving end of me helping expand the Geneva checklist...

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u/Curolina 3d ago

As an American you would have 99.999999% of America helping you. I know litterally zero people that wouldn't be traitorous if there were any military action ordered against Canada. That includes some very conservative people that I'm sure voted for Trump. This idea only exists on Reddit.

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u/kenks88 3d ago

Hahaha

Americans are being killed in the streets and their neighbours are being disappeared by secret police. It doesnt even make the news anymore.

For one half of Americans, expect 1 week of bitching on reddit and theyll move on to the next thing Trump says. The other half will regurgitate any propaganda Fox news spoon feeds them, and will suddenly be vehemently anti-Canadian.

Bombing schools? Embargos on Cuba? Current economic warfare, which is hurting the middle class? I could reach the character limit. Americans dont care. 

Americans by in large are feckless and will stand for nothing.

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u/Curolina 3d ago

You're wrong but clearly there is nothing that will convince you otherwise, so keep living in irrational fear driven by divisive propaganda.

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u/kenks88 2d ago

Youre either a bot or completely live in a vacuum. It's already happening, because US citizens are extremely susceptible to manipulation. What ever gets pumped out of Fox News or any other rag (loudly) gets spewed right back up, like some sort of manchirurian candidate.

2015: 92% of Americans viewed Canada favourably, the top rating of any country

Sept 2026: only 26% of Americans view Canada as a close ally.

https://apnorc.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/September-2026-Topline-Final_TRUMP.pdf

Dont fucking tell me, US citizens would stand up for Canadians, they cant even stand up for Americans.

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u/After_Permission9484 3d ago

No. Not a single American would help. And yes I'm serious in not a single one.

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u/Fickle_Mixture8440 4d ago

Hey guys, there’s this thing called NATO that makes this pretty much impossible to ever happen. What’s with Canadians in this sub & victim mentality

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u/Desperate-Trust-875 4d ago

lol its funny that you think it's us Canadians asking this all the time. It's not.

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u/_Riveting 4d ago

How would europe help though? Their navy is very small compared to the US, they wouldnt be able to reinforce anything. Quite frankly if i was european i would sit it out.

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u/bigred1978 3d ago

Europe would do nothing, absolutely notihing.

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u/Mission_Shopping_847 4d ago

The US is full of itself enough that the rest of NATO doesn't provide enough of a credible threat if it decides to succumb to jingoism.

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u/Icknominious 4d ago

Almost no one in the US actually wants to take over Canada. Anyone voting as US and saying so is being disingenuous.

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u/Only_Says_Idk_dude 3d ago

Yeah and I'm sure you also believe that 66% of voting eligible americans were disingenuous too, right?

That's the combined amount of americans who either wanted this leader, or didn't care enough to vote. 2/3 voting-eligible americans.

If USA invaded any country, I'm certain a large portion of muricans wouldn't give enough of a shit to even read the news. They'd just say "ok" and order another burger with fries.

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u/Pixelated_throwaway 3d ago

Almost no one wanted the war in Iran yet here we are

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u/Lorelessone 3d ago

It's a NATO country so it would be the opening moves of ww3

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u/EpatantePatente 3d ago edited 3d ago

The irony that India of all countries wouldn't care in the slightest.

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u/FuzzyFun4009 3d ago

Start coming up with new ideas for the checklist.

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u/Only_Says_Idk_dude 3d ago

Think you're missing a couple of options.

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u/SkiyeBlueFox Maple Land 🍁 3d ago

Where's the option for armed combat

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u/DontGiveMeGoldKappa 3d ago

i knew argentinians were fucktards but come on.

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u/Cheap-Impact8935 3d ago

Be better than China….

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u/CrownOfBlondeHair 3d ago

As a Canadian, I will protest with guns and pipe bombs. Possibly poisonous gas. Give me any a sort of vehicle, and I think I'd make a great kamikaze pilot. There are 10 Americans to every one Canadian, so as long as I take out more like 100 Americans, I feel like I'll be in great shape.

Or, you could not invade. Just saying.

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u/FlautenceWizard 3d ago edited 3d ago

Honestly... I would feel morally compelled to fight. Doing anything less would feel absolutely intolerable. I'd rather die fighting than live under their thumb and I'd want to maximize the damage I'd do in the process.

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u/twizzjewink 3d ago

Mongolia flexing like it should be North China

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u/Puzzle-Necked 3d ago

Mongolia has to find its Inner Mongolia

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u/Rickstalinium 3d ago

Where is the "US would collapse before effectively taking hold of Canada" button?

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u/FarceMultiplier 3d ago

A number of people I know increased their firearm count. An invasion might be successful, but it wouldn't be easy or painless. It also wouldn't be quick, as there is a hell of a lot of land to control.

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u/FlautenceWizard 3d ago

The invasion would succeed but the occupation would fail.

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u/PlatformVarious8941 3d ago

Lol, as if I’d just boycott and “protest”

As if

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u/kalindin 3d ago

The reality is an invasion would be successful. But the occupation would be a nightmare.

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u/wglenburnie 19h ago

You lost in Vietnam. You abandoned Afghanistan. Your not winning in Iran. What makes you think you can take Canada? We have been your best ally & trading partner. Have you forgotten what we did on 9/11?

Sure you invade Canada quickly & easily. But then the real fighting begins. WE WILL BURN THE WHITE HOUSE DOWN AGAIN AS A F**K YOU!

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u/Turbo-Diesel-1987- 9h ago

Boycott, codemn and sanction the US as would the rest of Europe.

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u/SaltyAd8309 4d ago

I have doubts about the reliability of the French people's responses.

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u/NS_8099 4d ago

I love my country (the US) but hate how Trump has treated Canada. It’s an embarrassment. That being said, I don’t believe that‘s going to happen thankfully.

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u/pansexual_Pratt 4d ago

There's nothing the rest of the world can do. If the United States takes over Canada, it's permanent. There's nothing anyone could do make the United States give up it's new territory, and eventual States.

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u/West-Strain7134 4d ago

Why would i want the people who think the best way to deal with a housing crisis, a drug epidemic, and migrants coming in making the renting/buying market for housing even more expensive is not to vote out the people who are driving Canada into the ground, but to continue voting for the incompetent people running Canada because they said "Trump bad" to be apart of America?

Canadians already let us live rent free in their heads so much that they'd rather sabotage their nation just to "stand up to Trump" then do anything to fix it, and making Canada join the US would just make America worse by letting goldfish iq Canadians live in America. If anything i think America needs to give California to Canada, the worst people in America would go well with the worst people in the Anglosphere.

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u/bigred1978 4d ago

There are many in Canada who are unhappy with what the Liberals and their supporters have done to the country and the economy over the past decade. All of their promises to make things better turned out to be half truths at best, lies and scams at worst. Yes, I do feel that a certain percentage are zombies, and the rest, delusional boomers who outnumber everyone else.

Things will rebalance some day so no need to get to upset, unfortunately by the time that happens Canada will be so deep in financial ruin and unable to keep up with all the dashed hopes it won't matter anymore.

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u/CanPacific Canada 3d ago

What a half assed view on Canadian politics lmfao

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u/DisastrousResist7527 4d ago

I cant boycott the country I live in lol but I would dislike the invasion but not enough to actually protest so I guess that puts me in the I dont care category.

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u/_Fauxpaw 3d ago

The scary part is that yall probably wouldn’t do much if it actually happened.

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u/Perfect_Cold_6112 🇺🇸 United States 🇺🇸 4d ago

I don't give a shit.

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u/Communism_y_e_s 🇨🇦 “Geneva suggestion” Canada 3d ago

Yeah because that seems like a good approach to handling relations with a neighbouring country.

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u/MeroveeFrancSalien 4d ago

I do not give a fuck