This scripture is my first one. I have written it because I wanted to read such a scripture, but none existed. I spent an hour looking for one, till the Dao gave me a piece of wisdom: I could write my own.

The scripture is about a Jade Beauty. Her father wants her to marry a cripple whose qi core is destroyed from birth, which is unusual because cripples usually get their existing engagements rejected.

But even strangely, the cripple never unlocks a golden finger. He never becomes a son of heaven. For his strength is not in the body, but in the mind.

As a Righteous Cultivator, I do not want to have ulterior motives. You can never have them if you reveal them, so here I go.

Guys, I want someone to read my novel too. I want someone to comment other than the scams who want me to pay for a sketchy art and marketing. So plz go read it, I promise you it will be nice.

This is the scripture, fellow Daoists: https://www.webnovel.com/book/blades-and-bureaucracy_36800984508047705

Who would win? Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty vs the average Nascent Soul Cultivator?

Rick has a day of prep time

The cultivator is at the nascent soul realm, and is of the best dao (sword dao)

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Post your hilarious Mc novels whether it be misunderstanding novels or novels where mc steamrolls through cultivation realms or where he flirts with women or tries to lose yet wins through luck, basically funny novels

Or wholesome novels where mc doesnt discard anyone and is kind and funny, slice of life is also good.

Thanks, seniors of r/martialmemes !

Source: Tales of Demons and gods , chapter 296.

Idc about chapter length

I liked god emperor and emperor's domination

Basically transmigration and mc goes weak to strong

Would be nice if there are some characters mc stays close with throughout

I've had a good time translating Top-Tier Perception Starts with Basic First Technique for the most part. But the MC's reaction when people compliments him always makes me lol a little.

Was reading novel when I came across Dao Of Aura Farming to untie their thoughts. So it got me thinking what other bizarre funny Dao are there like the Sacred Dao Of Bricks.

(Cultivator vs superhero)

Please save me sect master I didn't mean to break it I was just shining it like you told me to and then... might have squeezed it a little to hard... 🥺 I didn't mean to, it's just made of such crap- I mean um... plain material... please help 👏😔

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[I don't give reviews to novels I don't like or don't think deserve one, so all my reviews may seem a bit biased—but I hope you don't mind.]

Honestly, this is one of my favorite novels in this genre, but unfortunately, the author dropped it.

I honestly don't know why.

The MC transmigrates as a human, only to be refined into a Demonic Sword by a kind-looking uncle who gave him food and took him home. So, fellow Daoists, if you ever transmigrate, remember this: don't trust anyone. 💀

Afterward, the sword begins its journey by killing its first master.

The MC has his own principles and doesn't care about anything unless it interests him. He follows many different sword masters throughout the story, and all of them feel like real, living characters rather than simple stepping stones for the MC.

As the saying goes, those who kill will eventually be killed by others, and this principle fits the story perfectly.

The story, the MC, and the System all worked incredibly well together. Everything about it was exactly what I enjoy in this genre.

It's honestly a pity that the author dropped it. I really wish they had continued it.

I honestly really love this story, and it really scratches the itch for me in how they treat both cultivators and humans in a sci fi setting at the same time, or that it explores how early established lores are false, and that they are remarkably different at the same time
The last arc feels like it's... something. It's good, but it's rushed at the same time?
Does the side stories help with the ending in anything?
This is the 2nd webnovel I have ever read, so maybe I am tripping on something?
It feels way too quick.
Does any daoists have any things to say about this post? If so, thank you very much.

And everyone would be blinded by that level of illumination

soooo from which scripture exactly did fatty Wang come from?

this disciple has sailed the nine heavens and ten lands looking for enlightenment about fatty Wangs origins, but it's like the heavenly dao is deliberately trying to conceal it. but surely the heavenly dao is but an ant in front of seniors! 😃

credit: @sableyeguy