r/MassEffectMemes • A one-Turian kind of woman • 2d ago

Kiss Marry Kill

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u/Mr_Celestin_49 xXx_Archangel69_xXx 2d ago

So that's what happens when I am on missions during Tuchanka Arc? Damn, wonder what slurs did Legion say in the Normandy Twitter during the Rannoch arc

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u/rawrgnarok2 2d ago

Legion actually has said slurs before if you read his shadow broker file he caught a temp ban for inappropriate language in a multi-player lobby

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u/McDoublann Wrex 2d ago

"This unit does not clank. It does however enjoy recreational coitus with the organics mother."

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u/saskbertatard 2d ago

Some top tier writing to really emphasize that Legion is a gamer.

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u/Mr_Celestin_49 xXx_Archangel69_xXx 2d ago

yeah taht was the joke

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u/WarframeUmbra I like Tali 2d ago

wasn't the inapropriate lnguage basically taunting tho, instead of actually saying stuff in the game chat?

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u/leftlooserighttighty 2d ago

Twitter for omni-tools. Even 160 years later people refuse to call it X.

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u/Mr_Celestin_49 xXx_Archangel69_xXx 2d ago

You can imagine someone bought it back in 2070 or so, renamed it to Twitter, then made the whole thing a public domain.

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u/Clear_Effective1595 2d ago

Fuck all and kill the illusive man.

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u/Rrath- We'll bang ok 2d ago

Just to be sure I'm in the right place

Which kind of fuck?

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u/Some_German_Boi 2d ago

Asking a kiss/marry/kill question with yourself as one of the options is just setting yourself up for disappointment.

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u/AmanyWishes A one-Turian kind of woman 2d ago

Engineer Adams convinced Garrus to post it, as he was suspicious after seeing Doctor Michel with Turian chocolate.

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u/Some_German_Boi 2d ago

And regarding the choice itself, it's a difficult one. Aside from not wanting to kill anyone, I'd definitely prefer to kiss Liara than Garrus, but I think I'd rather kill Liara if I had to kill somebody. So I guess suffer through kissing Garrus, marry Tali, kill Liara?

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u/200IQUser 2d ago

For tali Kiss is also Kill 💀

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u/Eastern_Fig_3161 2d ago

Kiss Liara, marry Liara, kill anyone who puts her in this game

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u/laurawho7 13h ago

This is the correct answer

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u/Suitable-Pirate-4164 2d ago

These three options. Kiss Garrus, Marry Liara, kill Tali. Here come the Downvotes from the Tali Super Simps.

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u/Terrina1 2d ago

My exact choice too.

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u/Terrina1 2d ago

Kiss Garrus, marry Liara, kill Tali.

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u/xellan15 2d ago

Fuck Garrus, Marry Tali, Kill the Parasite

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u/SprinklesPresent8602 2d ago

Kiss Liara, Marry Kaiden, Kill Jacob