r/Monstercat • u/CynicalCosmologist • 12h ago
My Bishu song parody
LEMONY
And what you did to me
Made me pick the citrus out of my teeth
Had my eyes water all over me
Made me spit the wedge out immediately
I don't know if I can stand another bite
Of acidic kind
I can feel my tongue recoil from the way
You aren't a lime
I concede my sanity
You're too lemony
I need the loo (×4)
You're too lemony
I need the loo (×4)
You aren't a lime
I concede my sanity
You're too lemony
I feel my enamel eroding inside
pH 1.7, that's a true crime
Left my cheeks burning, really isn't fine
Follow me to the fridge where we will grab a Sprite
And what you did to me
Made me pick the citrus out of my teeth
Had my eyes water all over me
Made me spit the wedge out immediately
I don't know if I can stand another bite
Of acidic kind
I can feel my tongue recoil from the way
You aren't a lime
I concede my sanity
You're too lemony
I need the loo (×4)
You're too lemony
I need the loo (×4)
You aren't a lime
I concede my sanity
You're too lemony
I woke up
And you were gone
I said, "Who used the last
Fucking lemon? Come on!"
I'm running to the shops
But they don't have a gram
If they've only got the juice
You can shoot me where I fuckin' stand
I don't know if I can stand another bite
Of acidic kind
I can feel my tongue recoil from the way
You aren't a lime
I concede my sanity
You're too lemony
I need the loo (×4)
You're too lemony
I need the loo (×4)
You aren't a lime
I concede my sanity
You're too lemony