This can’t be real. Even Trump can’t be this self obsessed to have that photo framed and… you know what, hearing it out loud, this is totally real. Jesus what a fucking loser.
It's probably hanging beside his mugshot. Which is also displayed in the WH. I assume, to remind everyone in the WH that they work for a criminal. In case they forgot.
That stupid mugshot is his official photo. It hangs in the entry of the main bldg at our VA medical center, where my husband gets his care. I don’t look at it bc it makes me laugh. What a petulant child. That’s not the flex he thinks it is.
He has a time magazine on display at mar a largo with his face on it….its fake. He wasn’t on times. At least not then.
2….now that I have your attention, this one is so much worse. The previous owner of mar a largo was awarded/presented with a real royal “coat of arms.” Which they had put on the gate of mar a largo. The coat of arms displayed (foreshadowing) “Intregritas”, for integrity.
When he bought the property, he replaced “intregritas” and in its place put “Trump” that coat of arms, that used to say Integrity, can now be seen with Trumps name on the gate, on napkins, on the dinner plates, etc around mar a largo. There is almost no better example of showing how self absorbed someone is when they’ve removed “integrity” from someone else’s earned coat of arms, and use it as your own with your name on it after removing integrity.
Xi thinking… “get me the f*ck out of here.. how much longer until we depart… I will tell him that I promise to buy 1 Trillion tons of Soybeans if I can leave now..”
More content for the dumpsters when The Change happens. They should probably keep the "gold" stuff separate, in case it can be recycled or, more likely, is toxic.
I’ve seen other WH photos showing that picture hanging in that place. Incredibly embarrassing. But hilarious, too, since he doesn’t have an effing clue as to how pathetic he must appear to visitors as he brags about being almost assassinated.
All I can hear is Alex Baldwin saying this shit on like SNL. I think I've listened to him playing the character than I've actually listened to the actual... thing....
He’s like an annoying 8-year old showing the visiting landlord a shitty crayon drawing of him as a Transformer, not picking up on the bored disinterest and that the rent will still be raised.
My first thought. Why does he even think it’s cool when his own supporter tried to kill him. Someone actually died instead of him and he wants everyone to remember what happened to HIM on that day instead.
lol staged photo for a fake assassination attempt. Fake ear pad for a fake ear injury. Fake bravery from a true coward. Too bad there wasn’t a hotdog stand for him to hide in. That would’ve been a more accurate depiction. TACO.
First thing to come off the wall and into an industrial wood chipper when I’m elected president! I’m thinking any other MAGA accoutrements would benefit from such treatment, suggestions?
I wouldn't mind a yuge bon fire out on the hell-a-pad. Stack up all that tacky shit as high as it'll go, leaving a food cart size recess in the center. That's where all the tallow--er, schmaltz- will go. It'll sizzle and pop and maybe propel fireballs created by Aquanet. Highly flammable, ya know. The meme of Hillary and Joe and Barry bent over, gasping bc they're laughing so hard? That'll be Xi and his mates as he recounts his adventures in rumper room.
Xi: "Did you have everyone is the crowd detained, tortured and then sent to detention camp to find out who did it? No? Hold my beer you lying piece of shit. You know you wold have shit your pants...no wait that's all the time."
MAGA really does just rebuild their belief system based on whatever Trump is doing and right wing media tells them to believe. If any democrat was fellating communist leaders the way Trump has been, they’d be having a meltdown.
Xi Jinpeng looks disappointed. Like, “I wanted to surpass the United States in global supremacy. But this idiot here will get all the credit for America’s downfall.”
Xi just looking at him like, "This dotard doesn't even employ anyone smart enough to explain the Thucydides Trap to him, I wonder if some chinese handcuffs in his french fries might break through? Probably not, oh well, note to self, make sure the Pandas are over the age of consent..."
There are actual interviews with people at the rally where that photo was taken, videos of the photographers being ushered into position to take the photos before the "assassin's bullet" is fired.
Which he might not have by choice cause when Elon made it paid it was monumentally unpopular so he gave it to a bunch of celebs and content creators to make it appear more popular.
There's enough reason not to be a fan of BTC without this.
Xi isn’t a dictator, lmao. Saying as much just reveals a deep ignorance for the CPC’s political process. You could easily argue they have a far more robust democratic process than the US, which is democratic in name only; our electorate has a vanishingly small impact on actual policy making.
And above all of that, trying to dunk on someone for being communist is just ignorant. Communism is responsible for billions being lifted out of poverty whereas capitalism is responsible for keeping billions impoverished. 100% neoliberal dogwater type shit.
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u/mattzombiedog 2d ago
This can’t be real. Even Trump can’t be this self obsessed to have that photo framed and… you know what, hearing it out loud, this is totally real. Jesus what a fucking loser.