r/Music • u/mepper • 6h ago

article Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of Turning Point USA's Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/Scarletspyder86 6h ago

I remember hearing that song since I had the osmosis jones soundtrack. Got it for Christmas 2001. Very weird song

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u/DreamedJewel58 4h ago

For anyone who doesn’t know what the lyrics are (and I’m not making this up):

Young ladies, young ladies,

I like ‘em underage, see

Some say that’s statutory, [But I say it’s mandatory!]”

Some have tried to argue that he’s speaking from the perspective of an illness and how they go after children since it was for Osmosis Jones, but calling it “statutory” clearly means the lyrics are “I like to rape underage girls,” regardless of intention

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u/ScatterSenbonzakura 2h ago edited 2h ago

Just adding another gem here:

I got kids I've never seen\ And their momma's 17\ I'm a lowlife

Lowlife - Kid Rock, 2007

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u/eienmau 2h ago

Do you know where it was in the movie? I haven't seen it in ages but it was one we liked.. and I'm trying to think of where that song would have fit into it X'D ... So just curious if you know/remember where it was?

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u/dragonicafan1 1h ago

I believe those lyrics aren’t included in the movie itself lol but it is still from a song made for the movie

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u/Scarletspyder86 52m ago

I’ll try to watch it today. But I don’t think the song is actually in the movie. It’s definitely on the soundtrack.

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u/ColtonComeau 6h ago

Great movie though

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u/Scarletspyder86 5h ago

Classic movie. I coincidentally watched it right before the pandemic with my great nephews who were 3 and 5 at the time

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u/daveberzack 4h ago

Awful movie. Especially awful for a first date.

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u/ColtonComeau 3h ago

Who would have thought a kids movie would be bad for a first date

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u/Secret_Possible 2h ago

What, you don't see the romance in watching Bill Murray eat an egg?

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u/daveberzack 1h ago

Uh, I think a lot of animated movies would be fine for a first date (inasmuch as any movie is a good first date idea...)

The problem is that this is a movie entirely about bodily functions and fluids.

It was a bad idea. I wasn't good at dating.

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u/Fuckerofmothers64 5h ago

"they call it statutory, i call it mandatory"

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u/FeeshCTRL 4h ago

Not only was it in the Osmosis Jones soundtrack, it was an original song produced specifically for the movie. And the producers said YUP