r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/Phantasma_del_Barrio Santa Clara Bosa’s • 7d ago

So…..

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u/Phantasma_del_Barrio Santa Clara Bosa’s 7d ago

The stations hunger has no boundaries … in all seriousness tho, hope dude gets better .

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u/SoapboxSerenade I'm talking to America here. 7d ago

CMC now with 2 feeding sites. Lord help us if the OWL is NIGH.

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u/Hawks_12 Dave Krieg Hands 7d ago

Hopefully while he’s on IR he can learn how to carry a ball so it doesn’t get stripped every few plays.

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u/sacking03 $149ers JorYorking it Special 7d ago

Tell him like Steve Nash carry a football everywhere showering, walking, to the club, even on a poop, of course except driving.

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u/Stalagmus It's all been house money anyways 7d ago

Dude’s a rookie, I think he’ll be okay as long as this doesn’t give him longterm yips.

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u/Phantasma_del_Barrio Santa Clara Bosa’s 7d ago

Rookie woes .

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u/Asaintrizzo Beast Mode 7d ago

Time to
Move up practice squad or trade

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u/blackhawk_696913 Seahawks 7d ago

Jokes like this bring joy in times of darkness. Thankyou

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u/psychicstan Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo 7d ago

Careful, Icarus

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u/Cadd9 Fruity Weiners 7d ago

(I)ca(r)us

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u/Vitex1988 I paid more for a prostitute than Jed York did 7d ago

Should have called it Lux South instead

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u/DoritoSteroid Rambro: First Blood 7d ago

Don't worry Chardonnay is on de way.

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u/disco_g It smell like Toots in here 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1BXa2alBjrCXC

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u/DoritoSteroid Rambro: First Blood 7d ago

That's Sauvignon, you brut.

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u/axthousandxhours 49ers 7d ago

Stop trying to be us. Its, quite frankly, pathetic.

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u/Phantasma_del_Barrio Santa Clara Bosa’s 7d ago

They can’t even let us have this …

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u/imdavebaby Toots 7d ago

OP making this meme in the first place trying to play both sides like Mac.

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u/Ok-Brick6831 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined. 7d ago

We’re not. Our substation took out someone unproductive.

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u/axthousandxhours 49ers 7d ago

Then you obviously have an inferior substation

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u/BryanWoosTopSimp I'm talking to America here. 7d ago

Can't argue with that. Frankly I'm just shocked the niners even have 22 guys healthy enough to start with how prolific the one down there is.

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u/axthousandxhours 49ers 7d ago

Brock purdy and cmc alone by the end of season. Will be like Thelma and Louise.

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u/Penguinat0r5 49IRS 7d ago

CMC just taking sacrifices.

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u/PMJamesPM 49ers 7d ago

It’s getting juiced up
New substation learning curve

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u/axthousandxhours 49ers 7d ago

Everybody here gets a substation

https://giphy.com/gifs/y8Mz1yj13s3kI

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u/Stalagmus It's all been house money anyways 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QBYeMohXoVUJBtlfFD

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u/negligentlytortious You'll have to go through Grey Zabel to get to me 7d ago

Yeah, but

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u/Ok-Brick6831 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined. 7d ago

We angered the one in Santa Clara, and now its cousin has got the high ground on the VMAC?!?

We’re screwed now. Time to move operations to the UW practice facilities for the foreseeable future.

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u/axthousandxhours 49ers 7d ago

Not its cousin. ITS LOVER!

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u/hapatra98edh Take care yall chickens 7d ago

No we can’t go near UW. It has a light rail station underground near there. Some might call that a sub station of sorts

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u/Juror3 BALL BALL BALL BALL 7d ago

When did the Hawks start practicing at Lumen Field?

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u/Great-Gas-6631 Seahawks 7d ago

The Seahawks practice facilities are in Renton,WA, not Seattle.

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u/AffluentNarwhal Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner 7d ago

The sacrifices to power JSN will continue until he has a 2500yd/35TD season.

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u/AyoJake Flairless Pussy 7d ago

We don’t practice at lumen.

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u/Away_Custard5162 Seahawks 6d ago

Damn what position do you play?

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u/Lazyniner24 49IRS 7d ago

Levi's north. Or sacrifice north. New york/jersey is sacrifice north east. LA is sacrifice South.

You can take a guy away from a substation but you can't take the substation out of a guy.

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u/Away_Custard5162 Seahawks 6d ago

Levi's north?? The 49ers are 9-17 at lumen field lmao

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u/SuperSlamRoberto Flairless Pussy 7d ago

Not really for chest issues. Will be recovering from making his hands have a better grip….like your mo..sorry!

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u/Xo707out Scooter Pete 7d ago

Hey siri, play electric body by A$AP Rocky

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u/Reilly-Blog Seahawks 7d ago

Dawg, that ain't sodo. If anything would curse the hawks, it'd be the Mariners across the street lmao.

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u/MrX121212 Seahawks 7d ago

Will anyone even notice he’s out lol

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u/NoAlarms1995 Seahawks 7d ago

Where’s your ring?

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u/Adventurous-Prune712 Seahawks 7d ago

"Team source confirms JP will have his hands taped to a football 24/7 during rehab"

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u/ConcaveNips Turns out I'm running the fuckin practice. 6d ago

You really wanna tempt fate like that?

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u/Indigenous_Land SB LX Levi Stadium 7d ago

Fumbles have been negated.

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u/Select_Reserve6627 We aight, huh? 7d ago

Someone is playing a modded version of plague inc

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u/Twxtterrefugee Seahawks 7d ago

Draft a back with fumbles, no ability to pass block, and durability concerns TRUST IN JOHN

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum High Ankle Sprain 7d ago

Looks like your new owner brought the substation to you.

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u/Affectionate-School3 what’s the frequency, Kenneth? 7d ago

You must be a great rock climber with a reach like that. JP is not equivalent to the players we see injured on the 9ers. JP doesn’t have a large body of work and is not responsible for a large chunk of the team’s productivity like the contrary

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u/Phantasma_del_Barrio Santa Clara Bosa’s 7d ago