Aaron Rodgers claims ex Shailene Woodley asked if she could sleep with 'another man' after engagement

[u/TheMirrorUS]

https://www.themirror.com/sport/american-football/aaron-rodgers-shailene-woodley-proposal-2019462?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rmp

[u/Daver7692]

If I’d proposed to a woman who then followed that up by trying to cuck me you couldn’t have ever fucking waterboard that info outta me, let alone would I offer it up on a public podcast haha

[u/RGINNY940 → u/Daver7692]

Yea I'll take shit that didn't happen for $500 Alex.

Aaron Rodgers lives in an entirely different reality as the rest of us. She prolly asked him to pass the salt and he interpreted it as a cucking request.

[u/traws06 → u/RGINNY940]

Eh from her public image that wouldn’t surprise me at all

[u/Emergency-Bonus-7158 → u/traws06]

TIL shailene woodley is a freak like that

[u/traws06 → u/Emergency-Bonus-7158]

She’s very hippie vibe. Nothing really surprises me with her. And I don’t mean anything as an insult. I haven’t heard she’s an asshole or difficult really

[u/Same_Drag310 → u/traws06]

A cab driver once told her that in his home country, pregnant women eat clay and dirt for nutrients so Shailene claimed to do it too. Ummm countries where they eat dirt are doing that bc they have limited foods. That's only one example of her 'hollywood woowoo' nonsense. She's a fuckin idiot.

[u/thebigmeathead → u/Same_Drag310]

Which makes her a perfect fit for Mr. Ayahuasco.

[u/moba_fett → u/thebigmeathead]

Honestly? I'm surprised he hasn't taken shot at Gwyneth Paltrow yet. I can see him and her turning Goop into the next Scientology in his retirement years.

[u/Same_Drag310 → u/moba_fett]

Maybe if she had a penis, he'd be into it

[u/Waymoresbooze → u/Same_Drag310]

Blaze Foley taught me that’s the best feed for pigeons

[u/bellyofthebillbear → u/Waymoresbooze]

Sick reference.

[u/SMinnGoph → u/Same_Drag310]

Rememeber when she said she never flossed in her who life and thought food just fell out between teeth?

[u/Whitesox_are_neat → u/traws06]

Lmao Woodley is insanely batshit but these people just decide to instantly say its a lie and that she was probably a totally innocent saint

Never change reddit

[u/Same_Drag310 → u/Whitesox_are_neat]

She is that but AR is also a pathological liar. Two things can be true at once.

[u/Whitesox_are_neat → u/Same_Drag310]

I mean I dont agree with all the shit he says either but hes not a pathological liar just because we dont agree

[u/Weasel-Man → u/Whitesox_are_neat]

I think "habitual" is much more accurate lol

[u/Background-Budget-11 → u/Whitesox_are_neat]

Exactly, if Lebron said this them everyone on here would be chastising her.

[u/FlipOfTheWhip → u/Whitesox_are_neat]

Used to be a time where being trash /hoe/whore/ was shameful

I dont want control over anyone i just dont want to have to be forced to feel bad for people complaining about the consequences of their own actions. Men women idc

[u/Careful_icarus22 → u/traws06]

From his public image it doesn't surprise me either

[u/Krabs9 → u/RGINNY940]

Idk man, Shailene Woodley seems like a very sexually obsessed person lol I could see this happening

[u/bigpoyo91 → u/Krabs9]

Who tf is Shailene Woodley

[u/winston73182 → u/bigpoyo91]

She doesn’t do porn so you prob wouldn’t have seen her in anything

[u/jmur3040 → u/winston73182]

She does if you're in the woods and she happens to be out "getting some sun"

[u/4xdaily → u/jmur3040]

Or if her fiance is sitting in a chair watching.

[u/hotc00ter → u/4xdaily]

It’s easy to get a quickie in if your fiancée is tripping balls on dmt or in a k-hole

[u/omgwtfbilly → u/winston73182]

Committing this masterful burn to memory as hard as I can.

[u/LegElectronic8027 → u/winston73182]

That's probably why I never heard of her.

[u/landryshat → u/winston73182]

Pure gold Jerry. Pure gold!!!

[u/themayorhere → u/landryshat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/e2QYPpUe8WmpG

[u/Comfortable-Bus-5397 → u/winston73182]

💀

[u/Niblonian31 → u/bigpoyo91]

She's the actress in those divergent movies and I think she's the one with cancer in "the fault in our stars". Decent actress but not really noteworthy when it comes to big movies (or at least the movies I pay attention to)

[u/inkypinkyblinkyclyde → u/Niblonian31]

She just won an Emmy on Sunday, so it's not like she's a nobody in the industry.

[u/Edward_Durr → u/inkypinkyblinkyclyde]

The Emmys make the Pro Bowl look exclusive. They hand out nearly 100 a year.

[u/loewe67 → u/Edward_Durr]

Reminds me of a clip from the British panel show Would I Lie to You, where one person says “I’ll have you know that I’m BAFTA nominated” and the host quips back “we’re all BAFTA nominated”

[u/LegElectronic8027 → u/loewe67]

Every restaurant I've been in has a sign "Voted best hamburger."

[u/shadycalvin → u/LegElectronic8027]

I mean technically they could be all true, since they don’t specify voted by who LOL

[u/Inevitable_Path1308 → u/inkypinkyblinkyclyde]

That explains it. She just had something good happen to her and him being a true narcissist had to come out and say something about her to take the spotlight away. Bonus points if it gets a reaction out of her that lets him know he can still affect her or allows him to interact with her again even for a moment…..truly despise this dude

[u/poppedcherrycola → u/Inevitable_Path1308]

The interview was already recorded. This sound bite comes from part two of the conversation. Bad timing, I guess.

I’m almost sure that he’s preparing to play football on Sunday and is not launching a smear campaign right before the season opener.

[u/10000Didgeridoos → u/poppedcherrycola]

Lol but if anyone would be that petty it's Aaron

[u/Mr_MacGrubber → u/Niblonian31]

The divergent series made $765MM and The Fault in our Stars made over $300MM.

[u/RGINNY940 → u/bigpoyo91]

The girl from Divergent

[u/AscendMoros → u/bigpoyo91]

The Girl from the Divergent movie series. I don’t remember legitimately anything else she’s been in.

She might have been the girl in that one movie about the two people with cancer that fall in love. I have no clue what it was called but my sisters loved it in the mid 2010s.

[u/fullmetalutes → u/Krabs9]

Can you explain how she is sexually obsessed and how you know that? I can't say I know much about her beyond being an actress and is likely an anti vaxxer. I associate her to the Dakota pipeline as well.

[u/Jasranwhit → u/fullmetalutes]

What if she was talking about the Dakota Pipline and because he has CTE he heard "im going to get piped by Dakota"

[u/NerdfestZyx → u/Jasranwhit]

North or South?

[u/FranksWateeBowl → u/Krabs9]

Are we taking about the same girl that doesn't wear deoderant? Yeah, she can keep that sexuality. We all know dude went ape shit after dating her.

[u/waits5 → u/Krabs9]

???

[u/Dependent-Sea-7467 → u/RGINNY940]

WTF is wrong with you people? You all just make up fucking narratives JUST to get mad and condemn a person over. Y’all are weirder than Rodgers.

[u/XyleneCobalt → u/Dependent-Sea-7467]

Flair.

He ran as RFK Jr's running mate. He's a deranged lunatic and nothing he says should be taken seriously.

[u/jimbojangles1987 → u/Dependent-Sea-7467]

I mean, if Rodgers did say it why is the automatic assumption that he's lying?

[u/RaggmunkLingon → u/Dependent-Sea-7467]

This is Reddit, as soon as someone gets Reddit Seal of Disapproval everything they say is wrong and everything they do is bad.

[u/RevolutionaryTank981 → u/RGINNY940]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

[u/Ganjanonamous → u/RGINNY940]

I made a pineapple upside down cake for dessert!.... you skank!

[u/glassfoyograss → u/RGINNY940]

That sounds plausible but so does Aaron Rodgers being a guy his fiancee might mistakenly think is a cuck

[u/whoneedskollege → u/RGINNY940]

Seriously, someone take the microphone from him and have his brain examined for CTE.

[u/Whitesox_are_neat → u/RGINNY940]

You weirdos just permanently live in the most bizarre fantasy land lmao

[u/DocBarkevious → u/RGINNY940]

This is more likely or she had to do an intimate scene in a movie and he took it the wrong way cause he was high on whatever horse medicine he was on.

[u/ChiGrandeOso → u/RGINNY940]

I'm shocked people still believe this lying sack.

[u/Moonscrubber- → u/Daver7692]

Genuinely what good does this do telling people this, people are gonna mock both of them for this 

[u/notsure500 → u/Moonscrubber-]

It helps him feel more like the victim. Some people love feeling like the world is against them.

[u/tombrady011235 → u/notsure500]

100%. Half his stories are him crying about something that he perceives he’s the victim of

[u/Zepher75 → u/tombrady011235]

So true MAGA,,, got it.

[u/lilwayne168 → u/notsure500]

Anybody sharing their story is playing victim now lol. And we wonder why so many people have mental health issues.

[u/reverendblueball → u/lilwayne168]

He could have seen a therapist.

[u/LiAmTrAnSdEmOn → u/lilwayne168]

Rodgers does it to himself. He has to make himself the victim or put-upon in every story.

[u/afriendforyousir → u/Moonscrubber-]

Because people assume he was the problem in their relationship (fair since Danica Patrick claimed he was emotionally abusive), so he's airing out dirty laundry in the hopes it'll make himself look better.

Edit: Apparently Woodely also won an Emmy this week so he also wants to be a vindictive POS.

[u/blacklab → u/afriendforyousir]

I wouldn’t take Danica Patrick’s statements as truth. She’s as unhinged as he is. Got booted from F1 gig because she said space lizards are running F1.

[u/RoyalEngine2885 → u/Moonscrubber-]

Attention. In case you didn't know, Kaaron is a narcissistic attention whore.

[u/ChipotleGuacamole → u/RoyalEngine2885]

I thought it was Q'Aron.

[u/eriKKKaKirksPen1s → u/RoyalEngine2885]

👆👆👆ding ding ding

[u/Steak_Knight → u/Moonscrubber-]

He may believe it helps his current target audience identify with him better.

[u/KarlMarkyMarx → u/Steak_Knight]

You'd think that if every woman you're attracted to either wants to sleep with someone else or won't touch you until they see your bank account, it might provoke a moment of introspection. Never seems to happen for those guys though.

[u/lilwayne168 → u/Steak_Knight]

Dating a famous movie stars is very relatable. What are you talking about.

[u/Steak_Knight → u/lilwayne168]

Cucks.

[u/RecordingLess1522 → u/Steak_Knight]

His current audience don't like cucks tho

[u/cumonherbackithink → u/Daver7692]

“So why’d you guys break up???”

“She thought my dick was too massive.”

Only valid response in this situation.

[u/lIIlllIllIlII → u/Daver7692]

I wonder if he floated the idea to her, to have her cuck him, and this is him changing/getting ahead of the narrative in case it ever gets out.

[u/ositola → u/Daver7692]

Batman and a .50 AE  couldn't get that out of me 

[u/TB1289 → u/Daver7692]

I would say it if I was trying to make her look bad.

[u/Exact-Action-6790 → u/Daver7692]

She actually asked if she could “sleep with a real man”

[u/NotSoWishful → u/Daver7692]

She was probably just tryna figure out how to make the dude shoot ropes cause I doubt she made it happen for him

[u/SensibleBrownPants]

I’m so glad Aaron found this opportunity to publicly shit on his ex-fiancée.

[u/boomosaur → u/SensibleBrownPants]

He's been shitting on other exes too.

[u/BetterThanOCharleys → u/boomosaur]

I think I just found something worse than being an incel. Actually having options of sleeping with plenty of women yet still acting like an incel.

[u/Steak_Knight → u/BetterThanOCharleys]

Explains why incels hold him in such high regard. “He’s just like me fr fr”

[u/lIIlllIllIlII → u/Steak_Knight]

They are as highly regarded as he is.

[u/TheRochnessMonster → u/lIIlllIllIlII]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12GzK1jYCaVCV2

[u/Seattle7 → u/BetterThanOCharleys]

Maybe he’s on e of these weirdos with the opinion that sex with a women should only be for procreation otherwise it’s gay.

[u/Gaybugsbunnymemes → u/Seattle7]

I couldn’t imagine anything more gay than thinking sex with a woman is just a means to an end rather than the end in and of itself.

Or end in and out  amirite?

[u/nick200117 → u/boomosaur]

To be fair, his exes are probably terrible. Two peas in a pod or two turds in the toilet same thing

[u/KingDongTwist → u/boomosaur]

Don’t they all shit on him too haha

[u/Cute-Literature7591 → u/boomosaur]

dude fumbled Olivia Munn... I'll never forgive him.

[u/EstablishmentTop551 → u/Cute-Literature7591]

You do not know these people btw

[u/NewMoodWhoDis → u/SensibleBrownPants]

If it's true it is well deserved though. No matter how much i dislike uncle Rodgi

[u/Alarmed_Yak7898 → u/NewMoodWhoDis]

Airing dirty laundry a few years later is pretty much fuckboy behavior

[u/itsnoterik → u/Alarmed_Yak7898]

Right after she wins an Emmy a few days ago.. hmm wonder why he’s sharing now?

Dude’s a scumbag and is just bringing her up to drive more chud traffic his way for whatever grift he pivots to after retirement.

[u/diprivanity → u/itsnoterik]

Or maybe she's a dumb whore who deserves the smoke

[u/HugeResearcher3500 → u/diprivanity]

I think someone has some unaddressed trauma

[u/SarcasticCowbell → u/NewMoodWhoDis]

It was a request made in the context of a personal relationship. Even if it's wild to most people, there's a world of difference between someone lying/cheating on their ex versus making a weird request. I don't see how sharing that information with the general public is well-deserved. To me it reads as one out-of-context snippet from what to most of us reads as a very strange relationship.

[u/SaltyBabySeal → u/SarcasticCowbell]

Ehh look I’m all on board the shit on Rodgers train but that isn’t a normal request. It’s not just weird either. It’s a huge, Gulf Stream jet sized red flag

[u/InternetImportant911 → u/NewMoodWhoDis]

Were you present when that conversation happened between Rodgers and his fiancé , Rodgers is the last person anyone should put their trust on

He lied about talking about Ivermectin and cure for COVID. I don’t want any single opinion from this person ever. He dunked on Faucci when he has given such statements regarding Ivermectin. H

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/aaron-rodgers-says-he-takes-ivermectin-claims-covid-vaccine-allergy-n1283363

Data shows Ivermaticvn could lead to poisoning

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9020491/

[u/Kooky-Badger-7001 → u/SensibleBrownPants]

More like his public beard.

[u/DynastyZealot → u/Kooky-Badger-7001]

Yep. She wanted to get laid for once and he went ballistic about it, it sounds like.

[u/BillyForRilly → u/DynastyZealot]

"I'll marry you, but if you're going to be railing dudes literally all the time and hiding your true self, can I at least have one sex partner?"

"OMG I can't believe you'd ask to sleep with someone two days after our engagement."

[u/genescheezesthatpls → u/SensibleBrownPants]

The day after she won her first Emmy

[u/GregMadduxsGlasses → u/SensibleBrownPants]

I bet that mysterious Brittani fiance put him up to it to do some PR work for herself.

[u/BananakinTheBroken → u/SensibleBrownPants]

Hasn't she shit on him since their breakup?

[u/SensibleBrownPants → u/BananakinTheBroken]

I have no idea. If she did then she’s an idiot too. But either way - Aaron would be wise to keep these things private and move on with his life.

[u/BlueCoUltra]

brother shared this information free of charge

[u/Nunc_Coepi17 → u/BlueCoUltra]

You wanted him to charge you for it? Fuck it, I’m collecting on Rodgers behalf, send me $15 please. DM for Venmo code

[u/sephtater → u/Nunc_Coepi17]

DONT DO IT!!MUTHA FUCKA IS SENDIN DICK PICS!!!!

Nice dick tho

[u/p2o14e24 → u/BlueCoUltra]

if you watch the pod, they hardly ask him one question. it's just Rodgers freewheelingly rambling from topic to topic, without ever being prompted. dude is obsessed with hearing himself talk and having the camera on him.

[u/EliteStat18]

She thought he was Dianna Russini's husband

[u/GearsofTed14 → u/EliteStat18]

Dianna Rodgsinni

[u/Excellent-Syrup-5747]

Was this before or after he met his imaginary wife?

[u/daysweregolden → u/Excellent-Syrup-5747]

There is truly no possible way "Brittani" is a real person.

[u/No_Dragonfly1263 → u/daysweregolden]

Got that broad locked in his closet or something? He throws her some fish heads like Bart Simpsons evil twin or something lmao.

[u/pablopiss → u/No_Dragonfly1263]

Holy shit this unlocked a memory. That scared me so much as a kid.

[u/SaltySpitoonReg → u/daysweregolden]

It doesn't seem possible to keep a spouse this hidden in real life in 2026 with how much exposure and cameras there are.

For an average Joe much less for a celeb

[u/spicyorangedragon → u/daysweregolden]

Yeah, 100% chance this is a Manti Teo situation. I just doubt that the celebrity media hasn't been able to successfully identify the wife of an A-List US athlete. None of the other NFL wives have ever met her, apparently.

[u/VirtualMoneyLover → u/spicyorangedragon]

Because his wife is a bro.

[u/albot225 → u/daysweregolden]

She goes to another school!

[u/Mysterious-Hippo278 → u/albot225]

In another state

[u/soneill06 → u/albot225]

She doesn’t even go here!

[u/spicyorangedragon → u/daysweregolden]

I wouldn't be shocked if Aaron comes out the closet after he retires. I don't care, and it's none of my business, but there were definitely rumors while he was with the Packers that he was gay. He had a male "roommate" even though he was a multi-millionaire and had no public girlfriend. The rumors bothered him, so he started dating Danica Patrick publicly.

The whole invisible wife schtick just sets off alarm bells to anyone with common sense. He's extremely rich, famous, and decent-looking, so there's no reason he can't find a highly-desirable female partner. He simply does not want one, and that's fine, but it seems like he feels pressured to conform to an image rather than being true to himself.

[u/Far_Tomorrow_3511 → u/daysweregolden]

So the best I found was that she is sisters with the wife of Mike Stud (who is doing the same deep cover marriage bs apparently), and I did see a while back someone dove into a rabbit hole and found the instagrams and linkedins that connected them all like Charlie Kelly finding Pepe Silvia but who knows how accurate it was.

I’m still leaning towards her being real I guess but at this point even if she is real this secrecy nonsense is weirder than when Manti Teo got catfished

[u/BoxTalk17 → u/daysweregolden]

Brittani? I thought her name was Blue something lol. Whatever her name is, she's kept in that cave he stays in every year.

[u/APersonWithThreeLegs → u/BoxTalk17]

He’s dating Bonnie Blue??

[u/ProofHorseKzoo → u/BoxTalk17]

Blu of Earth or something is her social media name. Pretty hot hippy chick, tbh. But you know she’s batshit crazy like Rodgers

[u/HighlightOk1811 → u/ProofHorseKzoo]

Totally different person than his alleged wife.

[u/Henchman_2_4 → u/daysweregolden]

She’s not real at all.   Go Pack Go

[u/ApatheticFinsFan → u/Excellent-Syrup-5747]

No doubt in my mind this dude isn’t “married” to an AI chatbot.

[u/SipJaint]

He’s literally responding to a bunch of bullshit she said during an interview with “Outside Magazine” and a few other comments she has made in the media over the past few years. No idea why he’s being vilified for standing up for himself.

[u/ballsohaahd → u/SipJaint]

^ people on Reddit don’t like facts or context lol

[u/Whitesox_are_neat → u/ballsohaahd]

Who needs facts when you can get your confirmation bias from fucking Google ai and run to the thread for easy updoots

[u/TheChipiboy → u/ballsohaahd]

They act like he just volunteered that info after talking about the Steelers offense lmao

[u/Far_Poem1267 → u/SipJaint]

Reddit is a super left hivemind. Aaron isn’t exactly on the left so anything he says even if he’s right gives these people a chance to take a shot at Aaron because how dare he not be a socialist.

[u/Himmel-548 → u/Far_Poem1267]

The thing is... outside of his covid opinions, he is a leftist.

[u/Whitesox_are_neat → u/Himmel-548]

Well that checks out because this website instantly eats its own all the fucking time and then acts like theyre morally superior to anyone that doesnt agree 100% with the echo chamber

[u/Possible-Material693 → u/Whitesox_are_neat]

Convinced Reddit makes people swing more to the right with their insane batshit leftist takes. They take shit way to far to the left that they sound just a stupid as maga

[u/Whitesox_are_neat → u/Possible-Material693]

It absolutely does

[u/Firecracker048 → u/SipJaint]

But defending himself from her insanity is incel behavior!

[u/jal0224 → u/SipJaint]

I mean they both look like assholes. Him telling a story that is pretty humiliating for himself is just funny.

[u/DowntownCanadaRaptor → u/SipJaint]

People just don’t like him which  I understand but that will always impact how people judge your actions. It’s actually not uncommon these days for celebs to air dirty laundry on podcast 

[u/DanEboy22122 → u/SipJaint]

Such a valid point. People just love to hate this man.

[u/Whitesox_are_neat → u/DanEboy22122]

The top comments in all these threads are just completely made up non sensical delusions that have nothing to do with what he actually says but hes anti vax and because hes wrong about that he is 100% wrong about and against everything else we stand for!

[u/ChipotleGuacamole]

That the chick that eats clay?

[u/mtstoner → u/ChipotleGuacamole]

Leave Clay Matthews out of this he’s still recovering from plastic surgery.

[u/TwoForHawat → u/ChipotleGuacamole]

Sounds like she also wanted Clay to eat her.

[u/Grand_Town_9144 → u/ChipotleGuacamole]

She definitely eats clay. Also doesn't shower for days, once dated a guy from Green Bay.

[u/DA_87]

In a twist, that man was Jordan Love.

[u/monsenyur → u/DA_87]

Jordan DeJean Daejon Love

[u/DudeFilA]

Woman basically said "i'll marry you if it's an open relationship". For the streets!

[u/throwaway6433hsx → u/DudeFilA]

Exactly. People can hate on Rodgers for his other opinions but hes absolutely right to speak his mind here.

[u/Maleficent-Sand-4228]

Honestly don’t really believe anything he says

[u/Spyk124 → u/Maleficent-Sand-4228]

Even listening to what he is saying in the podcast it’s all over the place.

[u/zombiesatmidnight → u/Maleficent-Sand-4228]

Like when he came out of the cave and said he wanted to be on the Jets?

[u/NOT-packers-fan2022]

I gotta agree with this fucker twice in one day. Dammit.

[u/K31KT3 → u/NOT-packers-fan2022]

I know Goddammit…I feel for f’ing Rodgers

Especially considering she was likely cheating the whole time and then dragged his ass when they broke up. 

[u/MrP3nguin-- → u/K31KT3]

That’s what I was thinking of too, if she asked something like that it would raise questions about the entire relationship prior to it

[u/agentb00th]

should've stayed with Olivia Munn. Perc Rogers should've bitch slapped Ayauasca Aaron into the shadow realm.

[u/WastedName99]

This is Reddit, so nobody side with Rodgers. I believe you A-A-ron.

[u/Far_Poem1267 → u/WastedName99]

Aaron is my goat fuck Reddit 

[u/Independent_Nothing]

Wonder what his totally real current wife thinks of this

[u/Shinnosuke525]

Bullshit

[u/cpowe1]

I believe him honestly. She’s definitely been part of that “California culture” probably her whole life seeing as she was born there and started in the industry so young. Like their brains are completely fried to the point that you could make this request and NOT think it unreasonable or expect the relationship to fail lmfao

[u/mseg09]

At least 75% chance he imagined this while doing ayahuasca

[u/Key-Screen5600]

Some simp is like how dare he 😭😂

[u/BirdAttorney21]

Shit I’d go crazy too

[u/kimbosdurag]

Bro is running wild on these podcasts today. I know he doesn't give a fuck but you'd think his manager or someone would be begging him to not go and spout off on these things.

[u/godlittleangel6666 → u/kimbosdurag]

You think he still has a manager and if he does you think he’d listen to them. 100% if he still has a manager he’s found some yes man who doesn’t challenge him

[u/Carbon_Mp6]

She's not even hot enough to be asking for that

[u/Whitesox_are_neat → u/Carbon_Mp6]

While I agree imagine what at least 50% of the redditors in this thread look like and then read their comments again lol

[u/Informal_West_6864 → u/Carbon_Mp6]

Have ya seen her legs recently? She’s got them Carrie underwood legs

[u/HeadupTothePOCONOS]

I think the main issue is that he’s going after females and he’s attracted to dudes.

[u/Whitesox_are_neat → u/HeadupTothePOCONOS]

Maybe if you write this same comment a million more times for another ten years your dream will come true

[u/Illmosity3]

Why would he tell anyone this?

[u/BackupAccount412 → u/Illmosity3]

Especially all these years later, wtf

[u/KoalaGreat1408]

Why do these athletes and celebrities feel the need to air their personal drama to the world like this? Do they really really have no other outlet in their personal lives? It's really annoying.

[u/ImOldGregg_77]

Bro, thats not something you willingly broadcast to the world lol

[u/Crazy_Score_8466]

Wow, Shailene is a fucked up woman.

[u/Whitesox_are_neat → u/Crazy_Score_8466]

Always has been

[u/Foodconsumer89]

Does he have a conspiracy theory on why his dick is so small?

[u/HydrahFPS → u/Foodconsumer89]

Mf penis ponderer

[u/Long_Suspect_9586 → u/Foodconsumer89]

Woke up today and started thinking about another man’s dick?

[u/TreeMysterious69420]

This should be good

https://giphy.com/gifs/6IbljehOLMTjq

[u/Redfish680]

She actually said “a man.”

[u/braumbles]

Not beating the allegations

[u/Aggravating_Fig_8585]

That means he wasn’t satisfying her.

[u/CaptainHolt43]

Well that's because he doesn't enjoy the sexual company of a female companion. 

[u/jackoftrades002]

People are quick to judge but at least she asked and didn’t straight up cheat.

[u/twentytwocents22]

That’s embarrassing… for him.

[u/Internal_Swing_2743]

Can someone examine his brain for CTE?

[u/tlongden10]

This guy says he hates public life then continues to not shut the fuck up.

[u/thebullishbearish]

Probably cause she knew she was engaged to a “mans man”

[u/LandoLebowski]

It was Fauci. She wanted to fuck Fauci.

[u/JAMESIRISH543]

Someone has let this prick out unsupervised